By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) March 16, 2007 - 18:26 ET
Original caption: Meredith Vieira, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, appears with her dog Jasper during a segment of the program, Friday morning March 16, 2007, about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition.
"When we're watching tv, here's how I protect Jasper if President Bush happens to come on."
Actually, I doubt she'd put the word "President" before Bush. But hey Meredith, at least "President Bush", unlike "President Clinton", is not an oxymoron.
What does Hillary mean the time has come for a woman President? We already had one from 1993-2001. Oh, she means the time has come for one officially, not merely technically.
Actually she looks a lot like Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Look at her face and you can almost hear Nicholson's voice: "Wait till they get a load of me!"
So, Waxman DOES have an interest in mounting Karl Rove? Interesting. However, Waxman strikes me as the type of guy who prefers to be biting the pillow, but I understand.
El Shrub - 'tis true that the libs use explitives more than others, seems they have trouble with poly sylables. And what is this fasination with Rove? An under current of latent homosexuality?
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dadV
In a desperate bid for eternal youth, Meredith Vieira attempts juicing her dog. "Stem cells, stem cells! Stem cells will make me pretty...stem cells are the answer to everything...I know they're in here somewhere...maybe if I could find a baby...(incoherent mumbling)"
Vieira holds dog's ear because it was injured while playing She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
Vieira demonstrates what she will do to Katie Couric if she tries to return to Today show. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
Vieira talks about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition, suggesting it could even take over Katie Couric’s place at CBS. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
Vieira talks about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition, suggesting it could even win on her Who Wants To Be A Millionaire show. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
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LBJ, lifted his beagle "
March 16, 2007 - 18:43 ET by upcountrywaterLBJ, lifted his beagle "Him" by the ears. come on let me try, pleease oh please.
Merideth demonstrating how sh
March 16, 2007 - 18:45 ET by FastEdMerideth demonstrating how she would have liked to see Rosie doing her depression "hang".
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
See no evil... Hear no evil..
March 16, 2007 - 18:55 ET by bigtimerSee no evil... Hear no evil.... Speak no evil.
Miracle her hands aren't covering his eyes, and grasping his mouth too...
Call PETA.....animal cruelty!
"Socialize Medicine...
March 16, 2007 - 19:21 ET by dabal"Socialize Medicine...or the dog gets it...."
"When we're watching tv,
March 16, 2007 - 19:21 ET by HumanEvents"When we're watching tv, here's how I protect Jasper if President Bush happens to come on."
Actually, I doubt she'd put the word "President" before Bush. But hey Meredith, at least "President Bush", unlike "President Clinton", is not an oxymoron.
What does Hillary mean the time has come for a woman President? We already had one from 1993-2001. Oh, she means the time has come for one officially, not merely technically.
See, this is just like how we
March 16, 2007 - 19:31 ET by VT Con ManSee, this is just like how we, (the MSM) are the "lapdogs" of the leftist groups in our country.
See, when I pull his ears b
March 16, 2007 - 19:38 ET by motherbeltSee, when I pull his ears back like this, his eyes look just like Joan Rivers'!
"Oh, I liked Barack Ob
March 16, 2007 - 19:39 ET by kevcad"Oh, I liked Barack Obama sooo much after his recent whirlwind appearance, well I just wanted to, er... Oh Jasper! Come here, boy..."
(Oops! Did I say that out loud?)
Smart Dog
March 16, 2007 - 19:43 ET by allanfJasper Viera hired to replace NBC newsreader Ann Curry. NBC expects productivity improvement
Meredith Viera demonstrates o
March 16, 2007 - 20:00 ET by QueenMumMeredith Viera demonstrates one of the CIA's most feared torture methods.
Oh QueenM!You have me doubled
March 16, 2007 - 20:05 ET by bigtimerOh QueenM!
You have me doubled over with laughter!
I kid you not!
That was rich!
Btw...if there is a winner here, that line is it!
Which one? Being on her lap,
March 16, 2007 - 22:26 ET by FastEdWhich one? Being on her lap, or being on "today"?
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
"...and this is what tho
March 16, 2007 - 20:25 ET by Don Shockley"...and this is what those torturers down in Gitmo did to get Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to confess!"
EDIT: Oops, sorry QueenMum, missed your beating me to it on my first viewing.
"He's been frozen in t
March 16, 2007 - 20:32 ET by dervish"He's been frozen in this position ever since that day he sniffed Rosie's crotch."
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
March 16, 2007 - 20:38 ET by lkoturIf you don't believe what I'm shovelin', I'll rip the ears off this dog!
Meredith:" And now, live on t
March 16, 2007 - 20:49 ET by muh-oonMeredith:" And now, live on the Today show we reveal Karl Rove's evil secret plan! Uhhn! UUUrrrrrgh! Why won't this damn mask come off! "
Actually she looks a lot like
March 16, 2007 - 20:53 ET by muh-oonActually she looks a lot like Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Look at her face and you can almost hear Nicholson's voice: "Wait till they get a load of me!"
Meredith "Believe it o
March 16, 2007 - 21:27 ET byMeredith "Believe it or not this dog has the same IQ as president Bush", Dog " No i don't".
OHHHHHHHHH GOD !!!!!!!!!! IT'
March 16, 2007 - 21:35 ET by tkeefeOHHHHHHHHH GOD !!!!!!!!!! IT'S TRUE THE PETS DO LOOK LIKE THEIR OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Step up for her.There is no s
March 16, 2007 - 22:28 ET by FastEdStep up for her.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
From the real caption: "
March 16, 2007 - 21:34 ET by Conservative in the ArtsFrom the real caption: "about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition"
Meredith: I'm currently training him on a new set of words for his vocabulary recognition. Here.......watch this.................Bush"
Dog: GRRRRRRRRRR
Meredith: "Clinton"
Dog: (whimper) (whine) (whimper) <tail wag>
Meredith: "Good lap dog! Good boy.............Bush"
Dog: GRRRRRRRRRRR
"Is this how you milk a dog?"
March 16, 2007 - 21:57 ET by TexasOptimist"Is this how you milk a dog?"
Merry Christmas 2007.
A question to all of you...
March 16, 2007 - 22:01 ET by TexasOptimistA question to all of you...
I have a funny line, but it would be offensive to many. Should I post it?
Merry Christmas 2007.
Only you know for sure...&quo
March 16, 2007 - 22:13 ET by kathleenirishOnly you know for sure...
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
OK, I'll say it. Apologies in
March 16, 2007 - 22:14 ET by TexasOptimistOK, I'll say it. Apologies in advance to those who are offended.
Here is the line:
So which one is the bitch?
Merry Christmas 2007.
Educated guess: It ain't th
March 19, 2007 - 09:45 ET by MightyMouthEducated guess: It ain't the dog!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
"This is what he'll look
March 16, 2007 - 22:12 ET by kathleenirish"This is what he'll look like after the face lift. We're going to both get them done together...isn't that cute?"
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
"he'll look like?"
March 16, 2007 - 22:37 ET by FastEd"he'll look like?" Woof-woof is fine, maybe she's talking about h. .
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Mmmmm, General Tso's Jasper..
March 16, 2007 - 22:14 ET by Roger the ShrubberMmmmm, General Tso's Jasper....
This is what Henry Waxman is
March 16, 2007 - 22:24 ET by BillAdkinsThis is what Henry Waxman is going to do to Karl Rove - just before he rips his head off and sh-ts down his neck.
I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came George W. Bush.
Henry Waxman is going to moun
March 16, 2007 - 22:27 ET by Roger the ShrubberHenry Waxman is going to mount Karl Rove?
Waxman will make Rove his bit
March 16, 2007 - 22:28 ET by BillAdkinsWaxman will make Rove his bitch.
I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came George W. Bush.
Even for a lib, that would be
March 16, 2007 - 22:31 ET by FastEdEven for a lib, that would be a step up.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
So, Waxman DOES have an inter
March 16, 2007 - 22:48 ET by Roger the ShrubberSo, Waxman DOES have an interest in mounting Karl Rove? Interesting. However, Waxman strikes me as the type of guy who prefers to be biting the pillow, but I understand.
BillAdkins Says Waxman will
March 17, 2007 - 07:20 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsBillAdkins Says Waxman will make Rove his *****.
I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came Bill Clinton.
Well, Bill, you can't come up with something clever so you resort to foul language. Very telling. Hope to see you and your potty mouth banned soon.
Regards,
D
A day without NewsBusters is like a day without sunshine.
El Shrub - 'tis true that the
March 16, 2007 - 22:34 ET by FastEdEl Shrub - 'tis true that the libs use explitives more than others, seems they have trouble with poly sylables. And what is this fasination with Rove? An under current of latent homosexuality?
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
I'm having trouble with the t
March 16, 2007 - 22:30 ET by FastEdI'm having trouble with the thinking part.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
I got ten bucks on Rove.
March 16, 2007 - 22:30 ET by dervishI got ten bucks on Rove.
Don't hurt the dog, Show us
March 17, 2007 - 02:20 ET by Right2thePointDon't hurt the dog, Show us your implants!
It's an oldie but a goodie
March 17, 2007 - 02:42 ET by ApacheIPIt's an oldie but a goodie -
Another E-Harmony success story!
Meredith demonstrates how she
March 17, 2007 - 04:05 ET by old croMeredith demonstrates how she controls her mount when herding cats back at the ranch.
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy.
(Dog, thinking...) and they
March 17, 2007 - 09:12 ET by sarcasmo(Dog, thinking...) and they call some of us "bitch."
JMR
Dog: Ow! Don't rip my ear
March 17, 2007 - 10:07 ET by jigssawwDog: Ow! Don't rip my ears off. All the scientist said was he had doubts about global warming.
Which one is Meredith?
March 17, 2007 - 10:23 ET by dsrtfox2001Which one is Meredith?
Meredith: "Mommy wuv's h
March 17, 2007 - 11:34 ET by BlazerMeredith: "Mommy wuv's her wittle Jasper so much! Wait till she gets him home, and gives him his peanutbutter surprise!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
In a desperate bid for eterna
March 17, 2007 - 13:34 ET by InsufficientContextIn a desperate bid for eternal youth, Meredith Vieira attempts juicing her dog. "Stem cells, stem cells! Stem cells will make me pretty...stem cells are the answer to everything...I know they're in here somewhere...maybe if I could find a baby...(incoherent mumbling)"
Vieira
March 17, 2007 - 15:27 ET by pocomocoVieira holds dog's ear because it was injured while playing She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
Vieira demonstrates what she will do to Katie Couric if she tries to return to Today show. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
Vieira talks about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition, suggesting it could even take over Katie Couric’s place at CBS. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
Vieira talks about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition, suggesting it could even win on her Who Wants To Be A Millionaire show. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.
"All right! Which one
March 17, 2007 - 22:44 ET by gordon"All right! Which one of you guys put the super glue on my hands?"
Meredith Vieira explains ho
March 18, 2007 - 14:09 ET by sub2changeMeredith Vieira explains how, with new Botox for dogs, pets and their owners can still resemble one another.