Weekend Captionfest


Original caption: Meredith Vieira, co-host of the NBC 'Today' television program, appears with her dog Jasper during a segment of the program, Friday morning March 16, 2007, about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition.


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LBJ, lifted his beagle "

LBJ, lifted his beagle "Him" by the ears. come on let me try, pleease oh please.

Merideth demonstrating how sh

Merideth demonstrating how she would have liked to see Rosie doing her depression "hang".

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

See no evil... Hear no evil..

See no evil... Hear no evil.... Speak no evil.

Miracle her hands aren't covering his eyes, and grasping his mouth too...

Call PETA.....animal cruelty!

"Socialize Medicine...

"Socialize Medicine...or the dog gets it...."

"When we're watching tv,

"When we're watching tv, here's how I protect Jasper if President Bush happens to come on."

Actually, I doubt she'd put the word "President" before Bush. But hey Meredith, at least "President Bush", unlike "President Clinton", is not an oxymoron.

What does Hillary mean the time has come for a woman President? We already had one from 1993-2001. Oh, she means the time has come for one officially, not merely technically.

See, this is just like how we

See, this is just like how we, (the MSM) are the "lapdogs" of the leftist groups in our country. 

See, when I pull his ears b

See, when I pull his ears back like this, his eyes look just like Joan Rivers'!

"Oh, I liked Barack Ob

"Oh, I liked Barack Obama sooo much after his recent whirlwind appearance, well I just wanted to, er... Oh Jasper! Come here, boy..."

(Oops! Did I say that out loud?)

Smart Dog

Jasper Viera hired to replace NBC newsreader Ann Curry.  NBC expects productivity improvement

Meredith Viera demonstrates o

Meredith Viera demonstrates one of the CIA's most feared torture methods.

Oh QueenM!You have me doubled

Oh QueenM!

You have me doubled over with laughter!

I kid you not!

That was rich!

Btw...if there is a winner here, that line is it!

Which one? Being on her lap,

Which one? Being on her lap, or being on "today"?

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

"...and this is what tho

"...and this is what those torturers down in Gitmo did to get Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to confess!"

EDIT: Oops, sorry QueenMum, missed your beating me to it on my first viewing.

"He's been frozen in t

"He's been frozen in this position ever since that day he sniffed Rosie's crotch."

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

If you don't believe what I'm shovelin', I'll rip the ears off this dog!

Meredith:" And now, live on t

Meredith:" And now, live on the Today show we reveal Karl Rove's evil secret plan! Uhhn! UUUrrrrrgh! Why won't this damn mask come off! "

Actually she looks a lot like

Actually she looks a lot like Jack Nicholson as the Joker. Look at her face and you can almost hear Nicholson's voice: "Wait till they get a load of me!"

Meredith "Believe it o

Meredith "Believe it or not this dog has the same IQ as president Bush", Dog " No i don't".

OHHHHHHHHH GOD !!!!!!!!!! IT'

OHHHHHHHHH GOD !!!!!!!!!! IT'S TRUE THE PETS DO LOOK LIKE THEIR OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Step up for her.There is no s

Step up for her.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

From the real caption: "

From the real caption: "about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition"

Meredith: I'm currently training him on a new set of words for his vocabulary recognition. Here.......watch this.................Bush"

Dog: GRRRRRRRRRR

Meredith: "Clinton"

Dog: (whimper) (whine) (whimper) <tail wag>

Meredith: "Good lap dog! Good boy.............Bush"

Dog: GRRRRRRRRRRR

"Is this how you milk a dog?"

"Is this how you milk a dog?"

Merry Christmas 2007.

A question to all of you...

A question to all of you...

I have a funny line, but it would be offensive to many. Should I post it?

Merry Christmas 2007.

Only you know for sure...&quo

Only you know for sure...

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

OK, I'll say it. Apologies in

OK, I'll say it. Apologies in advance to those who are offended.

Here is the line:

So which one is the bitch?

Merry Christmas 2007.

Educated guess: It ain't th

Educated guess: It ain't the dog!

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

&quot;This is what he'll look

"This is what he'll look like after the face lift.  We're going to both get them done together...isn't that cute?"

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

&quot;he'll look like?&quot;

"he'll look like?" Woof-woof is fine, maybe she's talking about h. .

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Mmmmm, General Tso's Jasper..

Mmmmm, General Tso's Jasper....

This is what Henry Waxman is

This is what Henry Waxman is going to do to Karl Rove - just before he rips his head off and sh-ts down his neck.

I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came George W. Bush.

Henry Waxman is going to moun

Henry Waxman is going to mount Karl Rove?

Waxman will make Rove his bit

Waxman will make Rove his bitch.

I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came George W. Bush.

Even for a lib, that would be

Even for a lib, that would be a step up.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

So, Waxman DOES have an inter

So, Waxman DOES have an interest in mounting Karl Rove? Interesting. However, Waxman strikes me as the type of guy who prefers to be biting the pillow, but I understand.

BillAdkins Says Waxman will

BillAdkins Says Waxman will make Rove his *****.

I used to think Jimmy Carter was the worst president in history - then along came Bill Clinton.

Well, Bill, you can't come up with something clever so you resort to foul language. Very telling. Hope to see you and your potty mouth banned soon.

Regards,

D

A day without NewsBusters is like a day without sunshine.

El Shrub - 'tis true that the

El Shrub - 'tis true that the libs use explitives more than others, seems they have trouble with poly sylables. And what is this fasination with Rove? An under current of latent homosexuality?

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

I'm having trouble with the t

I'm having trouble with the thinking part.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

I got ten bucks on Rove.

I got ten bucks on Rove.

Don't hurt the dog, Show us

Don't hurt the dog, Show us your implants!

It's an oldie but a goodie

It's an oldie but a goodie -

Another E-Harmony success story!

Meredith demonstrates how she

Meredith demonstrates how she controls her mount when herding cats back at the ranch.

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy.

(Dog, thinking...) and they

(Dog, thinking...) and they call some of us "bitch."
JMR

Dog: Ow! Don't rip my ear

Dog: Ow! Don't rip my ears off. All the scientist said was he had doubts about global warming.

Which one is Meredith?

Which one is Meredith?

Meredith: &quot;Mommy wuv's h

Meredith: "Mommy wuv's her wittle Jasper so much! Wait till she gets him home, and gives him his peanutbutter surprise!"

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

In a desperate bid for eterna

In a desperate bid for eternal youth, Meredith Vieira attempts juicing her dog. "Stem cells, stem cells! Stem cells will make me pretty...stem cells are the answer to everything...I know they're in here somewhere...maybe if I could find a baby...(incoherent mumbling)"

Vieira

Vieira holds dog's ear because it was injured while playing She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.

Vieira demonstrates what she will do to Katie Couric if she tries to return to Today show. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.

Vieira talks about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition, suggesting it could even take over Katie Couric’s place at CBS. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.

Vieira talks about a dog's learning abilities and vocabulary recognition, suggesting it could  even win on her Who Wants To Be A Millionaire show. She immediately claims it's Bush's fault.

&quot;All right!  Which one

"All right!  Which one of you guys put the super glue on my hands?"

Meredith Vieira explains ho

Meredith Vieira explains how, with new Botox for dogs, pets and their owners can still resemble one another.