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Democratic Presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., is surrounded by reporters following a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington.
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Reporters follow Obama to the
March 9, 2007 - 16:09 ET by Chris NormanReporters follow Obama to the men's room to see him perform his latest miracle...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
Oooh, oooh, aaah, aaah...pl
March 9, 2007 - 17:25 ET by gopsteveOooh, oooh, aaah, aaah...please say something bad about Bush, please say something bad about Bush, please say something bad about Bush, please say something bad about Bush...
Shades of Bill
March 9, 2007 - 16:17 ET by MightyMouthChick on the right:
"Mr Obama!, Mr Obama! Can I be the first "intern" in the Obama administration!" <smile><wink> "If you know what I mean!" <wink><wink>
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
"Senator Obama... how do
March 9, 2007 - 16:20 ET by Bruzilla"Senator Obama... how do you feel about Senator Biden's latest comments about how the only thing that's white about you is your shirt? He says he's being misunderstood again, but how do you feel?"
ObambiMania
March 9, 2007 - 16:20 ET by Rokketmania"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille".
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"If I could just touch
March 9, 2007 - 16:25 ET by Dyne"If I could just touch the hem of his pants..."
“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” - John Adams
Jared Cotter, the most rece
March 9, 2007 - 16:29 ET by tnculpJared Cotter, the most recent American Idol castoff is hounded by reporters wanting to know his choice for the 2008 Presidential election. Cotter replied by saying "Barak Obama? Isn't that a musical instrument?"
"A Salaam Aleykum...Th
March 9, 2007 - 16:31 ET by dabal"A Salaam Aleykum...The Caliph requires your presence for further instructions", drones the blurry man in the background.
Anybody got a parking space
March 9, 2007 - 16:39 ET by Prester JohnAnybody got a parking space I can use?
Obama
March 9, 2007 - 16:54 ET by pbanks71. And what do you think Ann Coulter will call you, Mr. Obama?
2. Mr. Obama, if you would quit walking ON the water, we could keep up with you.
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Look People!!! I will answer
March 9, 2007 - 17:00 ET by appst38Look People!!! I will answer all your questions.... BUT after my smoking break!
Yes I have large ears, but I
March 9, 2007 - 17:03 ET by HawkmanYes I have large ears, but I deny the rumor that as a child I was ever called "wingnut!"
Reporters seeking to make c
March 9, 2007 - 17:04 ET by motherbeltReporters seeking to make contact with "the Obama".
Mr. Obama, please touch my recorder! Mr. Obama, please touch my notepad! Mr. Obama, please touch my pen!
"On my next campaign swi
March 9, 2007 - 17:11 ET by uc"On my next campaign swing around New York I may actually surpass the number of Hillary's constituents that carpet bagger Hillary has actually met as their Senator."
"At least I am from my own state."
"... and then I plan on
March 9, 2007 - 17:11 ET by truth_missile"... and then I plan on opening a chain of desert restaurants called Barack Obama's Babka Cabana...we're gonna feature Harry Belafonte's famous day-o bread"
In search of inspiration fo
March 9, 2007 - 17:13 ET by dervishIn search of inspiration for his presidential campaign, Sen. Barack Obama and his staff tour a building made entirely out of bulls**t.
LOL. thanks for the chuckle
March 9, 2007 - 17:16 ET by MightyMouthLOL. thanks for the chuckle.
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Is there any reason you lef
March 9, 2007 - 17:27 ET by SomerTeethIs there any reason you left off the rest of the caption from the original source?
"Democratic Presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., is surrounded by reporters following a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, Thursday, March 1, 2007, on a bill to protect injured
soldiers returning from war."
Oh, that's right. We wouldn't want anyone to see anything positive about Obama, would we? Nothing like agenda-driven editing. Strong work by NB.
ST
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"<Insert lame cliche' quote here>"
somertooth...like dervish sai
March 9, 2007 - 17:39 ET by bassndudesomertooth...like dervish said above...made of total bulls**t. Obama dont care a hoot for the troops, just playing those who belive it for the fools they are.
"Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!" -bassndude
What's your point, somertooth?
March 9, 2007 - 17:56 ET by RJWhat's your point, somertooth? Obviously you clicked on the link provided and saw the full caption. The photo is there for a game. Let your sphincter relax a little.
Even Better
March 9, 2007 - 17:49 ET by tnculpThat's an even better situation for the MSM...
Barak Obama's rockstar-ness is in full swing after the media pours over him, presenting him an award for showing up to a news conference on a bill to protect injured soldiers returning from war.
The other hundred politicians were unavilable for comment.
Don't like the taste of you
March 9, 2007 - 19:41 ET by dabalDon't like the taste of your own medicine, ST?
That just brings a tear to me eye...…or he could have been mull
March 9, 2007 - 19:42 ET by Wilbur747…or he could have been mulling over a bill with his colleagues that legalizes the killing of a live infant at the moment of birth…or the confiscation of a law abiding citizen’s legal firearms...or possibly one that restricts what can be said on sites such as NB (Remember Hillary’s talk of having government control over the entire internet?). After all, he is a Marxist liberal and has actually said he believes in these things.
Just a couple of thoughts…
1. The same “agenda driven editing” you blame NB for could have easily happened with the writer of the original caption. I doubt you were there and can actually verify what those reporters were asking or what conference Obama attended previous to this photo. Was this photo actually taken following the mentioned conference or another meeting? Did the caption writer have his own agenda? I doubt we’ll ever really know.
2. Show me any main stream media (ABC/NBC/MSNBC/CBS/CNN/Oprah/The View/David Letterman/Leno) that will say something positive about a Republican or conservative and I’ll show you a bunch of looneys high on pot making a joke. If the MSM can bash our people, then it’s only right that we be able to bash your people. Oh, I forgot. Liberals/Dems live a double standard so it’s OK. Sorry. I’ll enter rehab tomorrow.
3. It’s too bad you’re too blind to see the reality about “agenda driven editing”, but then again, I don’t expect much from a liberal. Libs remind me of a horse that pulls a cart with blinders on. They trot on pulling the cart and obeying the commands of the cart driver.
4. Lighten up Francis! We’re just having fun. At least we know how to laugh a poke fun without truly insulting people or calling for their deaths. That’s something I can’t say about liberals. I don’t know of any who are truly happy.
5. As far as "post lame cliches here" although these aren’t clichés, they aptly illustrate the mindset of a lib/Dem. With footnote to World Net Daily and the author…Click here…http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=54614....enjoy!
Sorry for the tirade folks.
March 9, 2007 - 19:54 ET by Wilbur747Sorry for the tirade folks. I'll re-enter rehab after I drop out of the first one.
Now back to the topic at hand.
Relax Somerteeth, it's called
March 9, 2007 - 20:37 ET by BlazerRelax Somerteeth, it's called satire, which is protected under the first amendment. We totally realize that liberals do not have a sense of humor, and at times are sensitive to it, but the majority of people on this planet were not born with that genetic defect.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
SomerteethGet a grip...relax,
March 9, 2007 - 20:43 ET by bigtimerSomerteeth
Get a grip...relax, enjoy a little bit of life...smile once in awhile..be happy..try it out sometime, it won't kill ya.
You have my word.
Obama - Farrakhan's man for the WH?
March 9, 2007 - 17:44 ET by Gary HallIs if true? Is it true?
Did Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan announce today to CNN reporter Don Lemon (an man obviously enamoured with Farrajkam and definatley not about to ask any tough questions of), that Obama was his man? Well, no. But he's terribly impressed with him, as is Lemon with Farrajkam. Don't we all feel better now!
Video here: CNN.com Video
if you can hear me son key your mic twice
March 9, 2007 - 18:13 ET by Carpareus".", "."
Gary H,I heard somewhere toda
March 9, 2007 - 20:15 ET by bigtimerGary H,
I heard somewhere today in-between everything that Farrakhan said he wouldn't care if Obama ignored/disclaimed him, he really really likes this nice young man and is in his camp...
Too funny!
Can you imagine the hullabaloo if this was reversed....my oh my!
I watched the vid Gary
March 10, 2007 - 04:36 ET by SportPoliticsI watched the vid Gary, suffering through all ten glory and praise minutes. When it ended, "What a couple of morons.." was my reaction.
Yeah, it was the 2 CNN lib teenyboppers worshipping Farakhan. Real news.
Sport and BT
March 10, 2007 - 12:29 ET by Gary HallHey Sport and BT. Bingo ! Yea, it was like little rock fans hanging on the radical hate mongers every breath - and on his "llustrious" legacy.
I'm t rying to draw up a comparison -- in my mind I see him no less radical, opressive and devisive than say, a "grand wizard in the KKK." gh
Gary,Critters that swarm arou
March 10, 2007 - 12:34 ET by bigtimerGary,
Critters that swarm around Obama really are lemmings.
It is somehing to behold.
LMAO!
Make way! Ears coming throu
March 9, 2007 - 17:50 ET by kathleenirishMake way! Ears coming through!
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
Reporter-"Do you have an
March 9, 2007 - 18:20 ET by BlazerReporter-"Do you have anything up your sleeve for the campaign, a secret weapon?"
Barry- "Yea,the race card? I'll wait to pull that one when I lose."
Reporter-"Do you have any investment advice you would like share with America?"
Barry-"Uh,Uh,Uh,Uh,Uh,...............Yea, hire a broker, and play stupid."
Aid-"Mr. Obama we really have to go, your limo's doubleparked in the handicap zone, and the meter's expired!"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Good Looks. Check. Charming P
March 9, 2007 - 18:37 ET by tekhakGood Looks. Check. Charming Personality. Check. Rushed to Power. Check. Yes mam, I could be the Anti-Christ.
OR
Yes, that was me that played God in that Sarah Silverman Sketch.
www.transplantministries.com
If this guy's the anti-Christ
March 9, 2007 - 19:44 ET by dabalIf this guy's the anti-Christ, Hell is screwed.
"Seriously, guys, I REAL
March 9, 2007 - 19:10 ET by Avatar"Seriously, guys, I REALLY gotta use the bathroom."
or
President-Elect, Barack Obama, practices his "West Wing Walk" on Capitol Hill.
The Avatar
(OBAMA TO HIMSELF) Hmmmm! N
March 9, 2007 - 19:25 ET by pocomoco(OBAMA TO HIMSELF)
Hmmmm! No black reporters!
Obama to Lynn Sweet:...I told
March 9, 2007 - 19:25 ET by bigtimerObama to Lynn Sweet:
...I told you ...following me around with those candy bars ain't going to work anymore....I appreciate all you and your paper have done for me ...but I'm 'Da Man now....I'm on my way...Destiny has called and there's no stopping me now!
No matter what the Hillary throws in my way ....
Reporter 1: "Mr. Obama,
March 9, 2007 - 19:27 ET by morganieReporter 1: "Mr. Obama, Mr. Obama can I have your autograph? Please sign it "To Stacey, the best reporter in the MSM"
Reporter 2: "No fair! Shut up, Stacey! *I'm* the best reporter in the MSM, right Mr. Obama? Could you sign my..."
Obama: "Ladies please, there's enough Obama for every reporter in town!"
Not so close, I can hear yo
March 9, 2007 - 19:41 ET by mytwocentsNot so close, I can hear you. Believe me I CAN HEAR YOU!
Obama: "Yes, the five
March 9, 2007 - 20:42 ET by WolfremObama: "Yes, the five of you can be the first of my disciples. Now go and spread my word......'Vote for me'."
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." - George Santayana
That's all you got?
March 9, 2007 - 21:41 ET by MobiusStripBig sticky-outie ears, a bunch of good-looking women in a hallway... that's all you have as attack fantasies? Hows bout GWB, big sticky-outie ears, and only Condi "my Husband!" Rice in a hallway. Ewww....
Oh, also
March 9, 2007 - 21:49 ET by MobiusStripCondi really is black. Meaning not "half-African, or halfrican" as Rush says of Obama. Not sur if spelt that right- any ideas about that? The closest I can come is the Heffalump, (sp?) from the classic Winnie the Pooh. Would Condi agree to being called an Allfrican?
Wow, we didn't know this capt
March 9, 2007 - 22:05 ET by Roger the ShrubberWow, we didn't know this captionfest hit Moby so close to home. You still keep a photo of Obama (sticky, no doubt) under your pillow?
Hey, rog, thanks for the replay
March 9, 2007 - 22:17 ET by MobiusStripIt's good you guys don't turn me out, because this place is starting to be more of a forum than a bitch slap. Obama is a player. My very-elderly folks met him in Illinois early on- they are registered Republicans. He has a charismatic persona, new ideas and should be considered well, given his history. Why he is a focus of attack from the right wing is obvious, but misguided. I would like to discuss this in non-attack format and in detail.
Sure. He has held national
March 9, 2007 - 22:32 ET by dahliatraversSure. He has held national office for two years. How does that qualify him to be President of the United States?
Damn fine question. His lack
March 9, 2007 - 22:47 ET by MobiusStripDamn fine question. His lack of experience is a large issue- big in my mind. Hillary to me is probably too tainted to finish a run. As are most of the Republicans in the race now. I think most considerate and reading voters are distraught with the choices at this point, and equally wary about those that have an established base. Mitt plays the odd middle; McCain doesn't have any feet left to shoot. Rudy has large personal issues and Hillary can't redefine herself if this atmosphere. Fresh thoughts are being given focus. Obama is new and unusual. And smart and decent.
Does not compute
March 9, 2007 - 22:51 ET by Unsane"New, unusual, smart, decent" does NOT equal leadership.
Name three things he would do/change in policy, domestic or foreign, that you support.
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
Another fine question
March 9, 2007 - 23:19 ET by MobiusStripObama has not laid out his planks. I cannot know what is unsaid.. My point is that there is a serious need for a different tact, as felt by the electorate. November showed us this, and more to follow.
Have we made the right decisions regarding Iraq? I say no, and Obama said no from the beginnning. It wa an ill begotten mess from the get-go. Go back and listen to Bush's speeches about not doing "nation building", and read the text of his 2000 RNC speech.
I would like everyone here to use this incredible library at our fingertips to check their facts. And find them.
As for Obama, he doesn't have a platform, and hasn't defined his planks. But then tell me if Bush's speech in 2000 had anything to do with how things are now.
And then tell me about leadership.
Check Your Facts First, Troll
March 10, 2007 - 00:02 ET by emjem24Moby...
You're even more deluded than we all thought. I love your misguided, ill-conceived take on the Iraq War. This military wife and military members would disagree with you. Are you that sure? Will history be on your side? Or will your opinion wither in the dust as most of those contrived against Republicans, Conservatives, and this country over time?
We all know the initial footing that Pres. Bush started out on regarding foreign policy. Just as your precious Bubba decided it was all right with going into Somalia and wasting military lives and Bosia where we are still peacekeeping today. Perhaps you need more context before you evaluate anything Pres. Bush or our military does.
I would like you to check your facts before you spout off about things you do not understand, such as: Pres. Bush (you've been against him all along), the military (you have no footing in this area and watching hollywood movies doesn't qualify you). From most of your sad posts, it is quite evident there has been no library you've consulted. You may have consulted the Daily K and Huff n' Puff sites for your talking points but no library. It's interesting how a liberal troll is lecturing me or anybody else on facts and consulting a library.
Leadership evolves as do foreign and domestic policy. Please, tell me you recognize that. Or better yet, consult your idol Bubba for details. Also, do not presume, because you're yet another ignorant, military-bashing American, that you know anything at all about Iraq. I love trolls who "impress" me with their take on military affairs when they have no working knowledge. This militay wife has spoken with people who have deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan and they talk of the progress we're making but that wouldn't mean anything to you. You wouldn't know optimism, accomplishment, or success if it hit you in the face. You, like so many pathetic Americans, know squat about the military and your post reflects this.
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
The reason you don't support
March 10, 2007 - 07:55 ET by UnsaneAmazing. You cannot wait to vote for Obama, yet you really have no idea what he stands for. For me, that doesn't even remotely compute.
The reason you don't support Bush's foreign policy or the Iraq operation is simple: it enrages you to know that the United States is a force to be reckoned with around the globe; you would much rather see a toothless, powerless America that whines to the Champs Elysees, Tiananmen Square, or the United Nations for permission to issue passports to its citizens, let alone defend itself and its interests. Since I was once an active duty AF officer, and will quite soon be a Reservist officer, this vision of America sickens me. I would rather see nations face the business end of the sword/rifle for crossing this nation's path and even contemplating harm to its citizens.
I am not a huge fan of Bush, as Rightist as I am, but on that score, does he EVER exhibit leadership.
"They say the pen is mightier than the sword! Well, I say f#ck the pen! 'Cause you can DIE BY THE SWORD!!!" - Tom Araya
Besides, Mobius, you have made plain elsewhere that you view government as a means to get even with the successful by stealing from its most successful, productive citizens. So, of course you can't stand the current administration. You'd much rather have a government rescue from the oppression of liberty: the liberty to do such things as choose your own path in life, your financial future, even your own doctor. Yes, having such freedoms oppresses and tortures Leftists such as yourself. I, for one, would rather not see the government exhibit complete, total, direct control of my life and the lives of others. It hasn't worked out well in other countries, and it won't here, because human nature simply does not change, even across borders.
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
You looking for a date?
March 9, 2007 - 22:53 ET by RJYou looking for a date or a President?
That's why we have an open th
March 9, 2007 - 22:40 ET by Roger the ShrubberThat's why we have an open thread. You can ejaculate all you want to there. It's hilarious that you are such a pissy little girl on this thread tonight. Waaah waaah waaah.
On Obama
March 9, 2007 - 22:45 ET by UnsaneThe problem I have is this:
What does Obama stand for and why should I vote for him? Charisma doesn't mean one damn thing if you can't lead. But then, I am one of those weird people who constantly look for substance.
He has zero executive experience. I have seen Leftists come on here and whine that Bush had less political experience than Obama. Maybe, but all of Bush's political experience came in the executive arena. Read your history and you will understand that Presidents traditionally hail from the ranks of executives (governors and VPs, for common examples) and not from the legislators. (This is why I also look upon the candidacies of Clinton, McCain, Brownback and Gingrich with doubt).
From what I have read of Obama anyways, I am not impressed at all. The Economist has called his "policy prescriptions" "strikingly thin". Those that he has proposed, such as universal health care (reported by CBC), reveal that he is quite ignorant of basic economics. After all, can YOU tell me why the medical world is somehow magically exempt from the laws of economics?
So, keep on talking up his "charisma". I would MUCH rather have SOME substance...
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
GWB successes in business
March 9, 2007 - 22:55 ET by MobiusStripcan you relate any business that Goerge has brought into profitability? Also, can you state those businesses which failed? You made aclaqim- now back it up. If GWB the Businessman had valuable experience- show us all. Make your citations.
I expect to wait a long time.
Weak
March 9, 2007 - 23:00 ET by UnsanePlease look at the election results from 8 November 1994, a race he was supposed to lose in embarrassing fashion to Ann Richards. Also, look again at the election results from 1998, when Gary Mauro got his ass kicked.
Note I said executive experience. I'm just a young man from Texas, but I seem to recall he was Governor here for six years...
Now, reread my post and note I was citing POLITICAL experience...unless of course you have a severe problem with selective literacy, as most Leftists do.
But, since you are clearly aching to change the subject...ever heard of the Texas Rangers?
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
You Almost Sounded Serious, Moby
March 9, 2007 - 23:41 ET by emjem24Moby....
Well, if it isn't the liberal troll visiting our little ole captionfest contest. My...trying to scoop up an idea for Huff n' Puff or DailyK?
You almost sound serious here...I feel sad for your parents that they have a liberal in the family. You must be a hoot at Christmas and other such holidays. I know my liberal in-laws are!
I "pity" you in this....you think that this guy is THE ONE. However, in another post in this blog when confronted over this idea, you insulted Pres. Bush for not being able to spell or pronounce "nuclear." A typical liberal harangue. I'm getting chills!!! Where's the encore?
The guy's nothin' but an empty suit. I can understand why Shrillary hates him. He's a bigger poser than she is. I'm glad that you've found your newest hero. When he crashed to a more "human" scale after he no longer floats on water, I hope he'll be as palatable.
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
Reporter: "It has been
March 9, 2007 - 21:40 ET by BlazerReporter:
"It has been said Mr. Obama that you may not be smart enough to run the country, that you dont' have enough experience.
Barry Obama:
"Well in my experience, if you look like Dumbo, you are treated like Dumbo."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Ah! here we have it now
March 9, 2007 - 22:09 ET by MobiusStripA Presidential candidate that can use use use the self-effacing sarcasm Blazer so much enjoys, with wit, to hopefully replace a president that can't Spell-and-Speak nuclear!
I like to use it so much Mobi
March 9, 2007 - 22:28 ET by BlazerI like to use it so much Mobius, because I believe one of the most valuable traits that a human being can possess is a sense of humor, which evidently was 'also' circumsized from you at birth.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
It's a regional pronunciation
March 9, 2007 - 22:35 ET by RJAlthough it might make elites feel superior, nucular is nothing more than a regional pronunciation, i.e. "Cuber"
P.S. Do you really think he doesn't know how to pronounce the word?
Charisma and speaking
March 9, 2007 - 22:49 ET by UnsaneI don't need a President to be charismatic. I need one who can lead, and who doesn't want to steal from the successful all the time...
Besides, I am still waiting for the day when Bush uses my favorite Texas-ism of all time in a major speech: "fixin" (for example: "I'm fixin to veto...")
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
Obama: "That's right. I
March 9, 2007 - 22:12 ET by Roger the ShrubberObama: "That's right. I am on a search for a Newsbusters Liberal who actually has a sense of humor and hasn't had a stick up their ass since 2000."
Reporter #1: "Any luck so far?"
Obama: "No. But, ironically, I have found plenty of Liberals who accuse the Conservatives at Newsbusters of having no sense of humor, though..."
Liberal humor
March 9, 2007 - 22:27 ET by MobiusStripSo Ann Coulter and a horse walk into a bar and the bartender looks at Coulter and says: Why the long face?
See, we got humor.
Know what's funny? A Liberal
March 9, 2007 - 22:32 ET by Roger the ShrubberKnow what's funny? A Liberal walks into a Conservative message board, and bitches because the Conservatives there are poking fun at Liberals. What do you expect on this website? This isn't HuffPo, or DailyProgress. Grab some Kleenex, wipe the spittle from your chin, and stop pouting.
Thats a whole lot better Mo
March 9, 2007 - 22:35 ET by BlazerThats a whole lot better Mobius, and actually funny too! You must be a libertarian.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Blazer,...shhh...don't tell a
March 9, 2007 - 22:42 ET by bigtimerBlazer,
...shhh...don't tell anybody but I thought it was funny too...
Congratulations on flogging
March 10, 2007 - 05:34 ET by Jack BauerCongratulations on flogging a dead horse joke. I haven't heard that for about a week.
Heal us, Barry!
March 9, 2007 - 22:51 ET by nkviking75Caption:
"If we could just touch the hem of his garment, we could be made whole!"
Yeah
March 9, 2007 - 23:28 ET by MobiusStripYou guys humor me too. Hope your weathers are decent- getting to the 50's in the CO foothills.
My Thoughs On Obama
March 9, 2007 - 23:16 ET by emjem24Here are some suggestions for the latest Obama caption:
1. Here he comes...Obama, the 100 million dollar, untouchable presidential candidate.
2. As the Beltway reporters begin to swoon over their newest presidential celebrity, candidate Obama was remarking to one sychophant journalist: "And this is why questions are irrelevant. I will explain all my ideas AFTER the election."
3. Obama, to reporters, "I'm not taking questions from the media. Just ask Fox News."
4. Obama, looking preoccupied, waived off reporters with the following comment: "Look, I gotta go. No questions please! No questions! I'm going to the gym to work on my rock hard abs that you're all so in love with."
I just know you'll all swoon over my comments. <wink, wink> :)
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
Newsbusters and Fox News have
March 10, 2007 - 01:18 ET by schmidtNewsbusters and Fox News have the best thing for my campaign.
Whine
March 10, 2007 - 08:00 ET by UnsaneYou have something to contribute, or are you just here to ungratefully whine?
"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???." - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)
captionfest
March 10, 2007 - 04:15 ET by SportPoliticsBHussein'O " Oh my, is that the President at the end of the hall ? "
I'm not really bronze, nor black, not really a Muslim, call me green.
captionfest
March 10, 2007 - 04:18 ET by SportPoliticsGal with recorder " Senator Obama, is that a groundbreaking document you hold in your hand ? Will you save this democracy from the republicans ? "
captionfest
March 10, 2007 - 04:19 ET by SportPoliticsObama barely audible: " I need...some air... I feel faint. "
"Yo...to y'all aksed '
March 10, 2007 - 05:42 ET by Jack Bauer"Scuse me while I whip t
March 10, 2007 - 08:23 ET by midnight cowboy"Scuse me while I whip this out"
Now that Roger Ailes is using
March 10, 2007 - 08:27 ET by ding7777Now that Roger Ailes is using you to inject humor into Bush's War on Terrorism - do you agree that the Bush's WOT is a joke?
Saying: "You'll have t
March 10, 2007 - 08:35 ET by sarcasmoSaying: "You'll have to ask my church about the weird emphasis they seem to have on racial-instead-of-spiritual issues. I don't want to get involved in that fun little debate." (But thinking: 'God, I really want a cigarette!')
JMR
Captionfest
March 10, 2007 - 09:08 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas"No, my white half isn't blackaphobic, africanaphobic nor racist against my black half, but my black half at least has a convenient "cracker" to blame if I don't win my party's nomination".
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
“I am glad you are all here
March 10, 2007 - 15:38 ET by Dave High“I am glad you are all here, but the real story is in Guatemala City where Mayan priests have found it necessary to purify sites after Bush visits them to remove the evil spirits he leaves behind." http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070309/ap_on_fe_st/guatemala_bush_purification_1
Oh, why, oh why does EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD hate George W. Bush? Don’t they read NewsBusters for the truth?”
Regards, Dave High
High Dave,Regards, bt
March 10, 2007 - 15:41 ET by bigtimerHigh Dave,
Regards, bt
Well Dingleberry Dave...
March 10, 2007 - 15:43 ET by Guy Arthur ThomasWell Dingleberry Dave...oops that's Dingle Berry Dave, I forgot...if that IS the real story how about starting your OWN website and REPORTING the REAL news instead of, like the entitlement mentality lib you are, riding the backs of Newsbusters? Eh? I hear crickets? Oh, you're tired of giving parties no one comes to and forced to crash someone else's? You libs are just too boringly predictable.
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
Oh Man of Many First Names, h
March 10, 2007 - 15:48 ET by Dave HighOh Man of Many First Names, how tiresome you can be. I only have a few short minutes before the evening starts, and the best you can do is call me a liberal dingle berry? Disappointing, to say the least.
Regards, Dave High
Dingle Berry Dave...
March 10, 2007 - 15:51 ET by Guy Arthur ThomasObviously Dingle Berry reminds you of the best but quite clearly Dave, it is far from the best and in fact from the bottom...but that is about the most you libs merit these days...keep swinging and missing, you might one day hit a foul ball and go home to mommy and tell her you hit one over the fence...NEXT PLEASE!
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
"Oh, why, oh why does EV
March 10, 2007 - 15:46 ET by NeoConfirmed"Oh, why, oh why does EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD hate George W. Bush?"
Gee, Dave, I don't know. Great Question.
I suggest you ask the average sixteen year-old Iraqi girl. Or did you approve of her rape?
NC:I would hate to be a fly o
March 10, 2007 - 15:55 ET by Dave HighNC:
I would hate to be a fly on the wall of your sick imagination.
Regards, Dave High
Well Dave, You posted that EV
March 10, 2007 - 16:03 ET by NeoConfirmedWell Dave,
You posted that EVERYBODY in the world hated Bush. Yourself incuded I'm sure. I was merely pointing out that you know that statement is BS. But as long as you feel compelled to point out that distant people in a faraway land want to cleanse themselves of the spirit of the devil Bush, I say more power to you.
Maybe you could make a Bush voodoo doll, stick pins in it and when noone is looking, hump it.
Your pal, Neo
DUmmie Dave
March 10, 2007 - 15:47 ET by RJ"the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States"
The Mayan Priests must be eating the same hallucination-inducing mushrooms as Dave High. Unfortunately, President Bush is not doing much at all about the illegal alien problem....but hey, when have facts ever gotten in the way of a good bash-Bush storyline?
How much do you wanna' bet Bu
March 10, 2007 - 15:52 ET by Dave HighHow much do you wanna' bet Bush's PR squad cancels the visit to the site just to avoid the bad press? U-Tube would be filled with the anti-Bush Mayan chanting and incense for days!
Regards, Dave High