As reported by NewsBuster Ken Shepherd Wednesday, America’s newspapers are getting rid of their religion sections like bad habits.
Speaking of losing one’s religion, Comedy Central Wednesday evening featured the star of the “Sarah Silverman Program” having sex with God, and disparagingly tossing him out of bed in the morning using the lame excuse that she had to help her friend move out of her apartment (video available here).
Think this was suggesting that God is Good?
Update: Michelle Malkin, Allah, and Ace offer their opinions on this issue.
As reported by World Net Daily (h/t Drudge):
“Silverman was shown in bed with an amorous Almighty, whom she referred to as ‘Black God,’ portrayed by actor Tucker Smallwood, a former NBC television director who also served in the Army in Vietnam.”
Here is a partial transcript from WND:
God: I had a really good time last night. A really, really good time.
Silverman: Thaaaanks (in a disdainful tone). Me too.
God: Come to heaven with me today.
Silverman: Today.
God: You'll see the past and the future. You can fly, and I will introduce you to Thomas Jefferson.
Silverman: Oh, awesome. I told my friend, Natalie, I'd help her move, though.
God: I can stop time!
Silverman: That is so sweet. Oh, your pants are over there. I mean, not like I'm asking you to leave. I just mean, like if you can't see it from this angle of still being in my bed.
God: Right, I should go.
Silverman: OK, um, all right, so, I guess I'll see you around some time.
God: Do you mean it?! Or are you just saying that?
Silverman: I don't just say things. I'm a lot of things. I'm not dishonest.
God: Can I get your cell number?
Silverman: I don't have a cell phone.
At that point, Silverman's cell phone starts ringing and the embittered God character zips up his pants. At the conclusion of the episode, Silverman knees God in the groin.
It seems that the media’s campaign for a completely secular America has moved in a truly disgraceful direction.
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Noel, Family Guy has a runn
March 8, 2007 - 10:35 ET by JasonCNoel, Family Guy has a running gag in which God (in the iconic, white robe and beard presentation) is constantly trying to pick up women, usually by impresing them with his ability to do omnipotent things. Sometimes Jesus tags along, as in the time they flee from a barfight in an Escalade. I find it funny if only because I think it satirizes the way people throw around phrases like "I swear to God" or other name-in-vain-taking (such incidents always precede these vignettes). Maybe I'm naive. I haven't seen this show you're talking about, but it looks pretty unfunny if nothing else.
"If their sins were as scarlet, they are now white as snow" Isaiah 1:18
I understand the complaint
March 8, 2007 - 13:23 ET by Pius AeneasI understand the complaint about double standards - I'm sure Comedy Central would have thought twice if this episode had decided to lampoon Mohammed or Islam and such a way (remember the Cartoon Wars from South Park). But I think it's a bit foolish and off the mark to regard this as some kind of concerted attack against Christianity or the idea of God in general. Sarah Silverman is basically a 'shock' comic, who thrives on crossing lines that make the more sensitive of us squirm (which, admittedly, can get old really quick). Moreover, I think we've developed a tradition of God as a comic character, and I don't believe that this is evil in any significant way or threatening to any serious religious sensibilities.
Forgive them Father, for they
March 8, 2007 - 14:14 ET by TruthMongerForgive them Father, for they know not what they do...
Luke 23:34
comedy?
March 8, 2007 - 16:18 ET by wjsmom01The scary thing is that they DO know what they do and they continue to do it. If you were to watch all MSM shows and news you would swear that America's morals are 100% toast and there's just no hope. I wouldn't agree with 100% because if that were the case, we would not be here discussing it in this forum. Those types of things of precisely why our son attends a Christian school, and as long as the funds hold out, that' where he'll continue to go. This world is in for arude awakening one day.
...well, Jesus didn't think t
March 8, 2007 - 18:30 ET by TruthMonger...well, Jesus didn't think they knew..so I'm still with Him on it...
Agreement
March 8, 2007 - 18:55 ET by JoePwjsmom01: completely agree with your post. It's allintentional and has been like this for some time. Supposed to suck our psyches or something, I dunno, but it's pretty childish and not funny, regardless of which religion is made the center of the comedy. Not to be a puritan, but there are a FEW other (billion) topics and issues that could be covered.
We came from many years overseas and canNOT watch US TV without being sickened. Even the commercials (for meds, for instance) are so out there, it feels like another planet.
sarah silverman and brian williams should date. One's like a rock, the other is as funny as a rock.
Who keeps pushing her career and giving her all these chances to show she isn't funny? Reminds me of adam sandler when he left SNL, where he was funny perhaps one time, but was so good, he got to do solo flicks left and right. Trash comedy, the lot of it. I'm predicting the same with andy sandberg on SNL. Also as funny as a 4-year old over the top.
I agree it's all intentional
March 9, 2007 - 11:21 ET by TruthMongerI agree it's all intentional - they just don't know what the hell they are doing : ) !
I find it more sad than any
March 8, 2007 - 11:11 ET by Challenger GrimI find it more sad than anything. I mean, even Jim Carrey was able to completely satisfy Jennifer Anniston and then some and he only had god-powers for a few hours. (ooo rhyme)
Where's Morgan Freeman when you need him.
It shows how much that man ha
March 8, 2007 - 11:21 ET by Dan The Man 2It shows how much that man has fallen from the truth. And it underscores the continual demeaning of God's power and nature, much in the way society has elevated Satan to godhod and belittled God in the process. In my view it is all of Satan's plan to usurp God in the eyes of man. To make Satan a charactature of the evil that Satan really is, to make Satan seem small and cartoonish. So now with this and the other slights we are going farther away from the truth, is it no wonder the world has no faith or realize the truth.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
Assuming, arguendo, that ther
March 8, 2007 - 11:31 ET by Agnostic frontAssuming, arguendo, that there is a god, why would he/she/it care what Sarah Silverman has to say about he/she/it? It seems to me that are waaaay more important issues.
The only real answer I can
March 8, 2007 - 11:41 ET by Challenger GrimThe only real answer I can think of would be if God actually cared about Sarah Silverman. Would you be hurt if someone you cared about made a joke like that about you? That's my theory anyway. After all, isn't the entire contention of Christianity that (to God) there is NOTHING more important than us?
No, I would not be hurt. Not
March 8, 2007 - 11:51 ET by Agnostic frontNo, I would not be hurt. Not if it was intended as humor, which the skit clearly was.
Dang, wish I could had the
March 8, 2007 - 12:04 ET by Challenger GrimDang, wish I could had the C.S. Lewis essay on how everything nowadays (of course, he was talking about back in his days though this seems not to have changed) can be excused in the name of 'humor'. I can certainly think of quite a few situations where a friend or family member hurt with a joke (it's usually worse with parents/children). But just to make sure, you are fine with basically... anything as long as it's intended as humor? There's no line to be crossed?
C.S. Lewis on Humor (or Humour - if you're English)
March 8, 2007 - 12:35 ET by Eric TurnerAre you refering to a portion out of his book The Screwtape Letters?
Perhaps this one?
"[Senior devil Screwtape to junior devil Wormwood:] Flippancy is the best of all. In the first place it is very economical. Only a clever human can make a real Joke about virtue, or indeed about anything else; any of them can be trained to talk as if virtue were funny. Among flippant people the Joke is always assume to have been made. No one actually makes it; but every serious subject is discussed in a manner which implies that they have already found a ridiculous side to it. If prolonged, the habit of Flippancy builds up around a man the finest armour plating against the Enemy (God) that I know, and it is quite free from the dangers inherent in the other sources of laughter. It is a thousand miles away from joy; it deadens, instead of sharpening, the intellect; and it excites no affection between those who practise it." (italics mine and parathesis)
Or are you refering to this one?
"[Senior devil Screwtape to junior devil Wormwood:] The English...take their 'sense of humour' so seriously that a deficiency in this sense is almost the only deficiency at which they feel shame. Humour is for them the all-consoling and (mark this) the all-excusing, grace of life. Hence it is invaluable as a means of destroying shame. ...A thousand bawdy, or even blasphemous, jokes do not help towards a man's damnation so much as his discovery that almost anything he wants to do can be done, not only without the disapproval but with the admiration of his fellows, if only it can get itself treated as a Joke. And this temptation can be almost entirely hidden from your patient by that English seriousness about Humour. Any suggestion that there might be too much of it can be represented to him as "Puritanical" or as betraying a "lack of humour." (italics mine)
THANK YOU! I don't have my
March 8, 2007 - 12:48 ET by Challenger GrimTHANK YOU! I don't have my books on me but yeah, that's pretty much what I was thinking of.
Well not exactly. When you're as big a fan as I am of C.S. Lewis (a shorter list of what I HAVEN'T read than what I have) you find lots of overlap. There's at least a dozen essays he wrote that he later expanded into full book format and I'm quite sure he wrote on this particular topic in an essay in addition to what he said about it in the Screwtape letters.
Sorry, geek scholar in me came out there. The points are the same, I was just clarifying a technicality. Thanks again for posting it. I had forgotten but love the crack Screwtape makes about how so much modern humor deadens rather than enhances intellect.
Screwtape Letters are a gre
March 8, 2007 - 13:02 ET by Eric TurnerScrewtape Letters are a great book. I must admit that I cheated and used my book The Quotable Lewis!
I just wish my memory was good enough to remember more of the stuff he had written and where it was located.
Yeah, I can usually remembe
March 8, 2007 - 13:30 ET by Challenger GrimYeah, I can usually remember his talking pts but I have trouble quoting word for word without resources. And if I'm looking for a specific essay, that can take days as I comb through my library. Though there are a few key quotes I'm trying hard to cement in my brain. Him, G.K. Chesterson and George MacDonald put the majority of modern Christian literature to SHAME *cough Left Behind [the plot]*
Wasn't "Uncle Screwtape&
March 8, 2007 - 18:01 ET by BlondeWasn't "Uncle Screwtape" one of the Hater reincarnations?
Blonde
March 8, 2007 - 18:07 ET by RJHi Blonde. Yes it was, and like a true liberal elite, he assumed that no one here had read the book, much less undestand the reference. gotta go. see ya later.
Did I just miss something?
March 8, 2007 - 18:11 ET by Eric TurnerDid I just miss something? (looks both ways and over his head)
If I did, I blame the neck pain I'm suffering from today. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
Hey ET,Not at all...probably
March 8, 2007 - 18:21 ET by BlondeHey ET,
Not at all...probably before your time posting here.
We had a crazy troll...hater....who'd get regularly banned. Then show up with new (and silly names). In fact, he was the one that started that idiot thread over on Stern about Newsbusters. You've seen it....we all have.
Burlysacknpumps, Uncle Screwtape, Father Barabus, blah, blah....feel free to chime in here.
Funny someone would bring up "Screwtape".
Hater was the inspiration for my troll-squishing behaviour here. He claimed to be a NY biz owner....graduated from Swarthmore, or somesuch, with a younger brother. Not as much of an idiot as hayse, but crazy stupidly fun at the same time. If you have the time, read some threads from a year or so ago.....pretty amazing silly stuff.
Thanks blonde. I've heard o
March 8, 2007 - 18:24 ET by Eric TurnerThanks blonde. I've heard of hater many times. But I just didn't know if there was some unknown-to-me connection between my posts and him.
thanks again!
Do you get that it is the inc
March 8, 2007 - 12:12 ET by Dan The Man 2Do you get that it is the incremental degredation of the truth? The truth being the Bible and what it says.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
agnosto affronto
March 8, 2007 - 13:10 ET by tumbler_2007No, it isn't written as humor necessarily. It's supposed to be irrevernt and loose.
Irreverence is a sin. loose is taken loosely. Sin is the cause for all our pains and sorrows in this life. Sin will lead you to damnation.
I often ask myself about atheists; are they aware of their personal faults? (A euphemism for their hearts all corrupted and sinful.) Or do they toss all care to the wind? Reminds one of Joseph Stalin; as he was asked, What will the Pope say? And he replied, How many regiments does the Pope have?
Today the USSR is no longer. His regiments didn't save it. He is receiving his just reward.
The Papacy is forever being renewed and succeeds now almost 2,000 years. Why? Because Jesus Christ promised His Church the gates of hell would not prevail against her. (He actually has countless regiments. Because He's the King of Kings.
It's a failure on all counts,
March 8, 2007 - 17:58 ET by kathleenirishIt's a failure on all counts, then.
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
My post was in reply to Athei
March 8, 2007 - 18:01 ET by kathleenirishMy post was in reply to Atheist's comment, not Tumbler's.
I only wish Sarah Silverman was a tenth as funny as she is purported to be.
Comedians generally don't &qu
March 9, 2007 - 11:50 ET by Agnostic frontComedians generally don't "purport" to be funny. They are on stage and they either get laughs or they don't. Silverman generally does. That's why they gave her a show.
It's all about how and where
March 8, 2007 - 11:24 ET by tracheostomyIt's all about how and where it's framed. Watch closely, nothing up my sleeve. =D
When it's put this way and in the format above, it makes a god flesh-and-bone conceiving a child with a mortal woman downright scandalous to the Christian community.
Not to mention heretical, outrageous, and blasphemous (John 4:24; Luke 24:39).
But if you build an entire church around the same premise? You'll be called an intolerant hater, and quite possibly banned.
-PJ
"I'm not a theologist. I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a documentary filmmaker." -James Cameron
God is Infinite Justice and
March 8, 2007 - 11:31 ET by Tim the EnchanterGod is Infinite Justice and Infinite Mercy. All this goes down into the Book; nothing is forgotten. At the end of it all, an account has to be rendered for every thought, every word, every deed, and recompense must be made for any and all transgressions against God's justice. Some people will have a lot of 'splaining to do, and a bill far to big to fit their purse. Actors and actresses- be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
Isn't the point of the Chri
March 8, 2007 - 12:17 ET by Challenger GrimIsn't the point of the Christian faith that we ALL have "a bill too big to fit our purse" and Jesus is the nice credit card with 0% interest for eternity? (well, that's my summation of it using that particular metaphor you started)
More like a bankrupcy court,
March 8, 2007 - 12:22 ET by Dan The Man 2More like a bankrupcy court, We are all bankrupt with 0 assets now, there is still a bill to pay but Christians have been forgiven of the bill. But the Christian also accepts that the bill is paid with the explicit understanding that he is beholden to Jesus for ever all eternity. That is wher most libs get stuck at, they want to be releived of all bills with no resposibility.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
Dan... Jesus redeemed us as
March 8, 2007 - 13:04 ET by Tim the EnchanterDan... Jesus redeemed us as a race- the human race. By taking upon himself the "bill" we deserved by our sins (the wage of sin is death), He made us acceptable once again to God. However, we must make satisfaction for our individual sins- the justice of God demands it, and so do our consciences. If we truly love God, we would desire not to offend Him in the least, and if we did offend Him, we would want to make satisfaction. Think about it- if we do something stupid to our spouses, for example, do we think that a simple "I'm sorry" will suffice every time? Don't we make it a point to DO something to make up for it? This is programmed into all of us. Does God deserve anything less than what we would do for each other? Through Jesus, we can merit Heaven, but at the same time, we don't have a blank check to offend God with impuinity. Also, God loves His creation, as it was all originally good. But for those who think that God loves them no matter what they think or do, how about this tidbit from Proverbs: "I love them that love Me." What are we anyway do be deserving of His love? Why should God love those who don't love him in return? Remember, God has no need of us to be perfectly happy. If one soul, or all souls wind up in Heaven, He is still happy. Our choice.
I'd have to disagree with t
March 8, 2007 - 13:41 ET by Challenger GrimI'd have to disagree with the "He is still happy" comment. If it is true that God loves us, then that means He wants to be with us. Love by definition desires the object it loves. Which means that when some are seperated from Him, He's sad (if even for a moment). There was a Jewish fable that said while the egyptians drowned the angels danced and God rebuked them saying "Why do you celebrate while my creatures die?" Wasn't it Paul who said "this is love, that while we were still enemies, God sent his son to die for us"?
Happiness is in degrees- th
March 8, 2007 - 14:04 ET by Tim the EnchanterHappiness is in degrees- the "there is more joy in Heaven over the repentance of one sinner than over 100 souls who have no need to repent", so I will grant that. What I meant is that God's happiness does not depend on us. He made us to know, love, and serve Him here so that we can be happy with Him in the next life. But- if a soul willfully rejects God, what is God to do? He created us with free will, allowing us to choose. If we choose death, obviously he is not happy about that. The loss of one soul diminishes the amount of happiness of all the souls in Heaven; likewise, the damnation of one soul increases the misery of the souls in Hell. Hope I've made myself a bit better understood.
Dan the Man
March 8, 2007 - 13:47 ET by katleeyo Dan -
you really seem like a great Christian - love your warm and fuzzy sign-off about nuking people and shooting liberals - very Christian-like
Hey, y'know, praise the Lor
March 8, 2007 - 15:06 ET by Tim the EnchanterHey, y'know, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Good One
March 8, 2007 - 19:22 ET by JoePChallanger Grim: that's a pretty good one. I'll have to remember that! Some folks hit church on Sunday, or a Sunday a month, and consider themselves "clean as a whistle." It's pretty funny, especially seeing high rollers of ALL faiths at work try to cheat the hell out of others, screw over "lower" people (grade-wise, lower), but all will be Ok when Sunday comes!
God is in the details. And
March 8, 2007 - 11:33 ET by Jack BauerGod is in the details. And he's also in the humor.
Believe me, God was MIA in this skit, and I say that as someone who thinks Sarah Silverman is a funny gal.
As the joke goes, if God didn't have a sense of humor he wouldn't have made Al Gore the spokesparrot for "manmade" global warming.
Let me get this straight. God
March 8, 2007 - 11:37 ET by tracheostomyLet me get this straight. God can be mocked. . .because He has a sense of humor and is cool with it?
Just checking.
-PJ
"I'm not a theologist. I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a documentary filmmaker." -James Cameron
I think it's more like: &qu
March 8, 2007 - 11:41 ET by sarcasmoI think it's more like: "God created the humor-impaired because He has a sense of humor."
JMR
More like: God is the sourc
March 8, 2007 - 11:48 ET by Challenger GrimMore like: God is the source of all, so obviously since we even HAVE a sense of humor must mean that He has a sense of humor. I mean, c'mon, you can't look at the duckbilled platlypus (or the dodo bird) and tell me that the Creator (if He exists) doesn't have a sense of humor.
God is the source of all, s
March 8, 2007 - 11:55 ET by Jack BauerGod is the source of all, so obviously since we even HAVE a sense of humor must mean that He has a sense of humor.
Exactly. Can't argue with that!
Great, so we have the source
March 8, 2007 - 12:24 ET by tracheostomyGreat, so we have the source of humor and the implication therefore that He must have a sense of humor (which I don't argue).
But how then does this give us the license to personally mock Him?
You all still got a long way to go with this argument; the connection hasn't been made yet.
But I appreciate the effort it took to weasel through this. >;D
-PJ
"I'm not a theologist. I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a documentary filmmaker." -James Cameron
Oh I don't think it does gi
March 8, 2007 - 12:44 ET by Challenger GrimOh I don't think it does give us license to mock him, I was just clarifying the original poster's argument that someone missed. Which I read to be: "While God does in fact have a sense of humor, it clearly wasn't on display here."
Look above, even I point out (up there closer to the top ^) that He was probably hurt by the skit.
But how then does this give
March 8, 2007 - 13:39 ET by Jack BauerBut how then does this give us the license to personally mock Him?
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, I seem to recall that was the point at which the Creator granted to those whom he had created in his image (us) free will.
Free will would imply the freedom to mock God, would it not? (Not that I'm a Biblical scholar, so forgive my timeline if it's wrong.)
I think it's quite clear God has a sense of humor. I've seen Bruce Almighty.
I think God gave us free wi
March 8, 2007 - 14:12 ET by RowaneI think God gave us free will to make us responsible for the things we do, not to provide an excuse for knuckle-heads who know right from wrong but choose the later path,
God is a vengful god and will have the last say about this in the end.
not to provide an excuse f
March 8, 2007 - 14:26 ET by Jack Bauernot to provide an excuse for knuckle-heads who know right from wrong but choose the later path,
Well of course. John Couey (vile murderer of Jessica Lunsford) is going to burn hell for all eternity. I'm pretty sure about that, as God specifically mentioned it to Moses.
And Jesus specifically mentioned harming a child, and the righteous punishment that would fall upon all those who did so.
I just doubt whether a comedy skit rates that highly on God's radar. And I think it's a bit arrogant for us to make God's judgment for him.
For instance, when Mel Brooks did the skit as Moses coming down the mountain with three stone tablets saying...
"God has commanded me to deliver these fifteen...
MOSES DROPS ONE TABLET & IT SMASHES INTO PIECES
"...these ten commandments..."
I don't think Mel's going to hell for that, do you?
Yes...God does have a sense
March 8, 2007 - 12:24 ET by tekhakYes...God does have a sense of Humor. But what is not taken into account is the HOLINESS of God. This outweighs his Humor. Sure God jokes and laughs and is probably the funniest Guy ever. However, his humor does not sacrifice his holiness. Anything that makes God look like a Sin Filled moron, is not funny.
However God bringing his Wrath upon Sarah Silverman in the form of millions of locusts. HA HA HA Yes. Yes, he does chuckle at that.
Seriously a lame plug here but my Blog is all about the HOLINESS of God.
www.teddybearjesus.com
that's excellent, tekhak
March 8, 2007 - 12:40 ET by tumbler_2007You say it very well. Humor is for making the heart merry. Much like wine.
God loves His children and takes delight in them. However, He expects --No must have, love in return. Not indifference or dishonor. Robert Burns says something great in a letter to a young friend:
The great Creator to revere
Must sure become the creature;
But still the preaching cant forebear,
And ev'n the rigid feature;
Yet ne'er with wits profane to range
Be complaisance extended;
An atheist-laugh's a poor exchange
For Deity offended!
I really like Silverman. She
March 8, 2007 - 13:06 ET by Roger the ShrubberI really like Silverman. She kicked ass in "School of Rock". j/k
I kept forgetting to watch her show the for past few weeks, but since it was on after the hilarious new episode of South Park last night, I managed to catch it. What a train wreck. It was even less funny than that stupid naked trucker show they have on. These shows are nothing like SP or "Drawn Together"... Unfunny.
She was very funny in a Sta
March 8, 2007 - 13:29 ET by Jack BauerShe was very funny in a Star Trek Voyager double episode years ago.
And she popped up a few times in the late great Larry Sanders Show.
But then that show made anyone who appeared look great. Especially two regulars on 24: your TV poser for today!
Galatians 6:7 7 Be not de
March 8, 2007 - 14:22 ET by RowaneGalatians 6:7
7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Amendment 1: Congress shall m
March 8, 2007 - 17:53 ET by Roger the ShrubberAmendment 1: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Nothing about GOOD TASTE, but, still...
Sick of liberal theology, ideology, and hypocrisy
March 8, 2007 - 11:57 ET by Eric TurnerI guess today is full-court press by the liberals against all things sacred and holy. I'm sick of this kind of stuff. I'm sick of the two-faced hypocrisy of liberals. In their world you can make fun of Jesus and God but not Muhommad or Allah. In their world a person can't change from his past. In their world you love the sin and hate the sinner.
God belongs to everybody,
March 8, 2007 - 12:10 ET by Old EuropeGod belongs to everybody, not just to the few chosen ones. Thus, everybody can say and do whatever they want to God. If they wanna yell at God and be angry with him, so be it. If they wanna be blasphemous, so be it. And if they wanna have a joke on God, fine. I find those family guy quips funny because they're more playful than to be taken seriously. I love it when specific characters act the way you would NOT expect them to. Like Dr. Evil who's far too pussilanimous and effeminate for a villain. Come on, I can laugh about myself, too.
old europe turns up
March 8, 2007 - 12:59 ET by tumbler_2007That's ridiculous. God doesn't "belong" to anybody. God loves us all; but all of us owe Him; He owes nothing. The only One He owes is his Son Jesus Christ, and for Jesus sake He'll open the doors to His house. Jesus is the reason you are forgiven your sins. AFTER you repent.
But don't worry, old; there's a place in heaven for ridiculous Bozoes too. Just pray for mercy.
I think you mean "God
March 8, 2007 - 13:03 ET by Challenger GrimI think you mean "God doesn't 'belong' to everybody - everybody belongs to God."
Yes, if everybody is God, the
March 8, 2007 - 15:21 ET by Old EuropeYes, if everybody is God, then it's fair to joke about Him. But seeing how some people in here won't even allow some fun into the discussion, is sad. It's satire but some people have no sense for that at all.
old europe, satire has bite
March 8, 2007 - 15:46 ET by tumbler_2007Satire, in order to amuse anyone must have bite. You seem to think the bite ought to be all ours, God can't bite us. I suppose he forgives us our trespasses, if we mean no harm. If I call you a brute, he might not punish me for it. But if I call HIM a brute, I'm gambling. He should know I'm not serious, you say? Human ignorance is the reason cretinos see nothing evil about biting God's hand.
Are those TV blasphemers showing a "not-malicious" disclaimer before or after the insults to God? Hardly; the only thing they aim for is to sell a mattress or a shiny Toyota. Love of money is indeed the root of all evil. --Bet you if I cost you money, you'll find NOTHING amusing about it. Whether it's "satire" or not.
Where is the Respect.
March 8, 2007 - 12:16 ET by tekhakWoah this is just the stuff that infuriates me. Seriously I
cannot stand how the godless media is not respectful of other
religions. Yet we have to be sensible and open-minded to their false
religions. Not only do they make Christianity look like the God of Rednecks, they insult the Holiness of God himself. There is a difference between making jokes and just being straight disrespectful. Jon Stewart jokes conservatives everynight and I laugh with him at us everynight as well. He has a respectful dignity about him. Sarah Silverman is trying to do the most offensive stuff to get her ratings up, while lacking in the dignity and respect department.
Besides Sarah Silverman isint even funny. She is a replacement for Dave Chapelle. Every comedian that ever get's on Comedy Central will be nothing more then a failed attmpt to replace The Chapelle Show.
However I do think it would be funny to see the reaction if she called that God allah.
www.teddybearjesus.com
(were looking for writers)
I agree to an extent. It i
March 8, 2007 - 12:23 ET by Challenger GrimI agree to an extent. It isn't so much the mocking of any particular religion that offends me, it's the gross double standard. Either it should be open season on all religions (yes Islam and Scientology and Atheism/Agnosticsm, all of you are included) or there should be a modicrum of respect for all.
Unfortunately, double stand
March 8, 2007 - 12:28 ET by balboaUnfortunately, double standards exist everywhere. Not sure we'll ever get rid of them.
And we'll probably never ge
March 8, 2007 - 12:44 ET by Challenger GrimAnd we'll probably never get rid of all the tyranny and/or evil in the world.
Doesn't mean I'm going to stop fighting against them - or double standards.
Nor will we, despite all the
March 8, 2007 - 22:02 ET by curiousNor will we, despite all the wishes of all the leftists in the world, ever be rid of poverty and suffering in our lifetimes. I do suspect though, that if one were to take the bible seriously, one would have to spend more time fighting these ills than fighting either evil, as defined in this country, or tyranny.
I once heard a priest say that he would give $10 to anyone for every verse he could find in the bible condemning abortion or homosexuality, if that person would agree to give him $1 for every exhortation in the bible to help the poor, comfort the sick and alleviate the suffering of the least among us,
I haven't seen the skit, but:
March 8, 2007 - 13:25 ET by tumbler_2007Speaking as one who hasn't seen it, nor will I touch that show with a shovel;
One more offense, a common one nowadays, is the perversion of sexual love, for the sake of a guilty chuckle. What a pity!
Sex is about the most beautiful and joyful activity ever known. We love and procreate by means of an incredible, blessed act. As God has given it to all His creatres it's the marvel of all earthly joys. But evil men and just as evil women can't deal with sex honestly. In every conceivable way they crush this beauty and make it unclean; prostituting and defiling it along with the human soul. It turns into a sickness. It's no wonder our homes and schools begin to reek, sending off the smell of decay. I'm so happy to have reached an elderly state. I sometimes long for the other side.
Tumbler,You speak with wisdom
March 8, 2007 - 17:16 ET by msh1973Tumbler,
You speak with wisdom on this topic. Isn't it like evil to take something meant for good and make it ugly.
msh...I agree...we are to a p
March 8, 2007 - 17:24 ET by bigtimermsh...
I agree...we are to a point in this country that is almost unbelievable to me.
It will degenerate even more I fear.
bigtimer,I just got off the p
March 8, 2007 - 17:51 ET by msh1973bigtimer,
I just got off the phone with my husband: he said in reference to this story, " I wouldn't want to be standing within a mile of these people on Judgement Day". My husband is a man of few words.
msh,He may be a man of few wo
March 8, 2007 - 17:56 ET by bigtimermsh,
He may be a man of few words, he spoke volumes though.
I was under the impression th
March 8, 2007 - 21:43 ET by curiousI was under the impression that it was Augustine who defined sex as something unclean, to say the least, and that the Catholic Church, Calvin, Luther, and our own Puritan forefathers followed him in this belief.
I could be wrong, it's been awhile since I read these thinkers, but don't think so. It was one of those teachings that always bothered me.
I watched a little bit of the
March 8, 2007 - 14:43 ET by BruzillaI watched a little bit of the Silverman show last night, and the only reason I saw that much was I had been watching The Daily Show and the Colbert Report before her show came on and the TV was still on that channel. What I find odd is that everyone is making a big deal out of Silverman poking fun of God, but no one is mentioning that on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert did a bit called "Defending Easter" that twice showed an animation of a stone being rolled away from a cave, bullets being shot towards the cave, and Jesus coming out of the cave holding a pistol and returning fire.
It seems to me that both shows are guilty of insulting God, yet only one gets any attention.
I'd chalk it up to not enough
March 8, 2007 - 15:29 ET by tracheostomyI'd chalk it up to not enough bloggers available to keep up.
But trust me, it's gotta be commented on somewhere; sometime soon.
-PJ
"I'm not a theologist. I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a documentary filmmaker." -James Cameron
Ill commment on this one. You
March 8, 2007 - 18:59 ET by tekhakIll commment on this one. You see Colbert does a lot of Jokes on God, but I do not think anyone of them are slanderous to Christ. I know this is up for debate but The difference is that In Colbert's Clip Jesus is shown as a Warrior rising from the grave, and I can really relate to that (Although the Gun's are crazy, Even I laugh at the 'truthiness" of it.) What I mean to say it is not something that is wrong for Jesus to be waving Gun's around coming out of the Tomb, It is something he would not do, but it in itself is not a Sin and in fact He did storm out of the tomb defeating a spirtual battle. Sarah Silverman however showed God as a stumbling idiot, who was weak in all dimensions of humanity. She placed herself in a Sinful Act with God, and then placed herself above God. Which intern showed Pride, and Arrogance. I really like Stephen Colbert's discussion on God. He says what I am always thinking anyway. For example I went to Liberty University (Jerry Fallwel's School) and Colbert had the debate team coach on his program. He then asked the Coach to debate him and He would be Pro and the Coach would be Con. Colbert said Jesus is the Best, to which the Coach said "I Concede you win" There is just a Respectful Dignity to Colbert and Stewart Both. It's difficult to explain. But hey maybe I am a Hypocrite. Marcus www.teddybearjesus.com
Thanks Rowane! I was trying t
March 8, 2007 - 15:25 ET by tracheostomyThanks Rowane!
I was trying to get that across in a more subtle way, but I think it went right over the heads of many on the thread who think God's a good sport about it all, like He's one of our pals or something.
-PJ
"I'm not a theologist. I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a documentary filmmaker." -James Cameron
How many people expressing
March 8, 2007 - 17:52 ET by blogonatorHow many people expressing outrage here are actually familiar with Silverman's comedy? She's everything most of us have longed for, a politically incorrect, equal opportunity comedian who rips Christians, Jews, Muslims, Gays, Blacks, women, etc. I'm a lifelong Christian, but I'm so sick of this Christian pc crap. It didn't exist 10-15 years ago, and Christianity was the subject of comedy then as it is now. Look how PC has immasculated libs. Is that really the path we want to follow?
Silverman Stole This Idea From National Lampoon
March 8, 2007 - 18:51 ET by Tony SI know Silverman's comedy and it's self-righteous and smug with an anti-Christian streak. It's also almost completely based on shock appeal, not insightful observations like the best intellectual comedy.
She also steals other people's material -- and in the above skit, she took an idea that was originally from a National Lampoon comedy record. The record had people who were praying themselves into some sort of religious sexual frenzy, saying "oh god," which soon became "Oh! Gooddd!" It was cute in the 1970s, when no one had done it before.
Noel,This a a horrendous disg
March 8, 2007 - 18:49 ET by bigtimerNoel,
This a a horrendous disgrace....horrendous.
How low are these creatures going to slither to...what depths are left?
I have only one thought for an answer...the first one that comes to mind most likely counts for most able thinking people.
What's the big deal anyway?
March 8, 2007 - 18:55 ET byWhat's the big deal anyway? until you can prove there is a god then he's just a mythical character, not unlike the tooth fairy.
Until you can prove there isn
March 8, 2007 - 18:57 ET by bigtimerUntil you can prove there isn't I suggest you keep out of my face.
Nice logic bigtimer, i gues
March 8, 2007 - 19:24 ET byNice logic bigtimer, i guess if you can't prove that leprechauns don't exist then i guess they do.
I haven't seen ya around for
March 8, 2007 - 19:29 ET by bigtimerI haven't seen ya around for quite awhile...haven't missed you one iota 7m.
our logic makes excellent sense
March 8, 2007 - 19:37 ET by tumbler_2007In God's case, logic takes knowing before you see proof. It's very logical to take the infallible word of Our Lord. We do; so we're telling you: Believe while you can.
7ms...If you live like there
March 8, 2007 - 19:02 ET by Clear thinker7ms...
If you live like there is no Hell, you had better be right!
The liberal MSM has become an enemy of the USA.
Sorry I have to keep on about
March 8, 2007 - 19:06 ET by tekhakSorry I have to keep on about this one guys. what is the difference between what Silverman did and what the soddomites did to the angels that appeared to Lot? The sodomites asked to have sex with the Angels that appeared to Lot.
Fantasizing about having sex with Heavinly beings is a Sign that this country needs to prepare for the Wrath of God.
I heard it said that If God doesnt bring his wrath on America, he has to apologize for Soddom and Gommorah.
www.teddybearjesus.com
you seem to forget, tekhak
March 8, 2007 - 19:21 ET by tumbler_2007Don't get over-anxious. America can still repent. Or some Americans. Nineveh repented and God changed his plans.
But, as to Sodom; recall that it will be better for that city than for Capharnaum, where Jesus worked so many miracles, yet they wouldn't repent. The key is to repent of sins. All men sin. All should ask forgiveness.
America's biggest problem is not even promiscuity or hedonism. (Bad enough, yes.) Our real killer is materialism and love for money, IMO. A peculiarly American foible. We detest not having, not buying or achieving whatever we want. It leads to crime, abortions, envy. -- JESUS told us that to become His followers we must deny ourselves. Take up our cross and follow Him. This world is passing away. It's all FALSE hope.
you are oh so right. I don;
March 8, 2007 - 22:56 ET by tekhakyou are oh so right. I don;t even think the number one problem is Materialisim although it rank's high. Probally the number one problem is Liberals.
www.teddybearjesus.c...
Where am I?
March 8, 2007 - 21:38 ET by LeonIs this Newsbusters or Focus on the Family?
do you ever ask for pardon?
March 8, 2007 - 22:56 ET by tumbler_2007Hi, Lee,
Welcome to our Platitude Dept. of NewsBusting. Trolls who appear here are bound for hellfire. (After rehab, Dude.) I'm your counselor. Ask for forgiveness or beat it.
pure filth
March 8, 2007 - 23:13 ET by misterbillpure filth and I believe they will be punished.
An ugly American is one who does not support his country.
Well, hello there friend...Su
March 8, 2007 - 23:30 ET by bigtimerWell, hello there friend...
Sure ya picked a good time?
LOL!
just a quick line
March 8, 2007 - 23:39 ET by misterbilljust a quick line before bedtime. I am so appalled by the Comedy Central "thing" that I had to enter something. Should I have waited????
An ugly American is one who does not support his country.
misterb...Nope...I felt the s
March 8, 2007 - 23:46 ET by bigtimermisterb...
Nope...I felt the same, as you can see by my posts, it is a disgrace, despicable, deplorable... what better time?
I have to get going pretty quick myself.
But would comedy central make fun of Mohammed?
March 8, 2007 - 23:31 ET by Free StinkerBut would comedy central make fun of Mohammed?
Good point Free!By the way...
March 8, 2007 - 23:38 ET by bigtimerGood point Free!
By the way...are you that guy in NJ who hasn't claimed his lottery ticket yet?
LOL!