In this photo provided by CBS, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger arrives to appear on CBS's 'Face the Nation' in Washington, Sunday, Feb. 25, 2007.
"I come frum Austria...my family vas originally just neggers and zen vun uf my granmuzers mahrried a Jewish man and now ve are Schwarzeneggers, but you don't need all zat infohmation you just need to know I am ze Greenstapo leader!"
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
Pictured above, Gov. Scwarzenegger being instructed by the stage manager to turn left and go on stage. "I already have" responded the lovable Austrian.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
"I certainly wish zat zey vould have put zat monitour down a little lower. Now zat I no longa take steeroids, It's haad foah me to look at myself on a monitour zat's so high up...it's ahlso haader foah me to stand upon princiblez."
Sector Zeta, New California, 2729 <AP> The glorious new wing of TheMuseum of Ancient Heroes was consecrated today, and the statue of The Saviour greets every citizen who makes the pilgrimage to the holy shrine. Pilgrims were seen touching the authentic refabtriculated 21st-century clothing used for the cenotaph, chanting The Saviour's immortal words of wisdom, "you should not drink and bake". Meanwhile, work is almost complete on the Jim Belushi Presidential Library, set to open in time for Festivus.
A cane?---"Sorry, Mr. Governor, but I cannot get that picture of you dancing with the half dressed girl, with your hands all over her rear-end, out of my head when your name comes up. Sorry, but dignified, you are not!"
Not anymore you don't, Debra. She's now a Senator in name only (actually, she was pretty much that from 2000-2006 anyhow) as she spends all her time in states other than New York and focuses exclusively on deceiving, buying, and attacking her way into the White House (and then we ALL will feel pain).
As a former fellow New Yorker (upstate New York), I agree with you. I hate her. She is not a native New Yorker and I wish we would put in place laws banning carpetbaggers for running for any state office. SHE'S a pain in the butt...if she would only leave (and she can take Eliott Spitzer with her along with Charlie Rangel and all his ilk).
There. I feel better.
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
Hey, I am behind, thanks for catching me up....well that is sad for NY, but we have all dem's here now too in Mt. it is depressing...I would like to thank the libertarians for this by the way, and I love you guys on here that are, but I wished it wouldn't put the leftists in power...the left know it too, they put a guy up here about four years or more ago that was no more libertarian than the man in the moon for that simple reason, they did it again too....
I used to think I was a libertarian so do not scream at me some of you long time posters and friends here....
emjem24, I helped campaign for John Faso, Spitzer's opponent. Spitzer is an example of what money can buy --not much. And yes, there should be a law against someone coming to a state (Hillary) just to run for office --it makes no sense that someone could represent a state that they had not even lived in for even a year, before a run for office.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger arrives to appear on CBS' "Face the Nation" where he announced his latest environmental initiative: A state wide ban on wooden canes. The move is expected to save hundreds of precious trees each year, which will in turn absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere to cool the planet. When asked about his own cane, Mr. Schwarzenegger replied that the new law would not apply to him personally, since synthetic canes are for "polluting girlie men." Mr. Schwarzenegger has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts.
I just spit my soda all over the keyboard. Damn you. I truly enjoy your sense of humor, kinda twisted like mine cause that was the first thing that came to my mind.
Speaking of Consevative humor...Did you hear that Katie Couric might not be as balanced as you thought? Last night, her left breast disagreed with the right.
I just read that Uma Thurman went out last night in her Poison Ivy outfit from one of the Batman movies. Well, come to find out, she ran into Al Gore at a club and they spent the rest of the night playing 'Spank My Green Ass'.
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Captionfest: I come...
March 2, 2007 - 15:08 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas"I come frum Austria...my family vas originally just neggers and zen vun uf my granmuzers mahrried a Jewish man and now ve are Schwarzeneggers, but you don't need all zat infohmation you just need to know I am ze Greenstapo leader!"
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
The only thing I get from t
March 2, 2007 - 15:13 ET by upcountrywaterThe only thing I get from this slippery slope of liberalism, is this cane!
Free health care for illega
March 2, 2007 - 15:19 ET by JDWFree health care for illegals, citizenship for all, electric cars... bipartisanship!
JDW
Wounded skier, beware of mistakes.
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
Hey Maria, great idea to use
March 2, 2007 - 15:20 ET by BruzillaHey Maria, great idea to use the cane to get viewers to feel sorry for me and think I am great for coming out to talk to them while injured.
"Turn Left Governor"
March 2, 2007 - 15:25 ET by RiharPictured above, Gov. Scwarzenegger being instructed by the stage manager to turn left and go on stage. "I already have" responded the lovable Austrian.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
'I need this cane for my weak
March 2, 2007 - 15:25 ET by bigtimer'I need this cane for my weak-kneed positions I've taken lately'...
Is there a double meaning to
March 2, 2007 - 15:26 ET by MidAmericaIs there a double meaning to the 'cue card' reading "Joining us now............"
"Yah, tha Governator i
March 2, 2007 - 15:36 ET by Dyne"Yah, tha Governator is in dah house!"
"And [Moroni] called it the Title of Liberty" - Alma 46:13
"I certainly wish zat ze
March 2, 2007 - 15:41 ET by mattm"I certainly wish zat zey vould have put zat monitour down a little lower. Now zat I no longa take steeroids, It's haad foah me to look at myself on a monitour zat's so high up...it's ahlso haader foah me to stand upon princiblez."
Sector Zeta, New California,
March 2, 2007 - 15:42 ET by Roger the ShrubberSector Zeta, New California, 2729 <AP> The glorious new wing of The Museum of Ancient Heroes was consecrated today, and the statue of The Saviour greets every citizen who makes the pilgrimage to the holy shrine. Pilgrims were seen touching the authentic refabtriculated 21st-century clothing used for the cenotaph, chanting The Saviour's immortal words of wisdom, "you should not drink and bake". Meanwhile, work is almost complete on the Jim Belushi Presidential Library, set to open in time for Festivus.
I Am The Governator
March 2, 2007 - 15:50 ET by emjem24Ahh, another wonderful captionfest to flex my creativity. Here are a few for your consideration:
1. Ahnold, "All I got for compromising with the liberals was this lousy cane."
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger, hanging out with the Kennedy's for far too long, decided he was no longer Republican enough to walk unassisted.
3. Ahnold to CBS news execs: "the chics dig the cane. They really do."
4. Ahnold the Governator, demonstrates to CBS news execs the new RINO chicken dance.
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
"I'll be back!"..
March 2, 2007 - 16:18 ET by MightyMouth"I'll be back!"...
(as soon as I visit the men's room).
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Hoooly sh*t,What the frig is
March 2, 2007 - 17:01 ET by midnight cowboyHoooly sh*t,
What the frig is Ferrigno doing here?? I gotta hide the cane quick.
Dis is de paht of da show i
March 2, 2007 - 17:42 ET by dervishDis is de paht of da show in fitch ve danssss....
Gov. Schwarzenegger is now
March 2, 2007 - 17:46 ET by dervishGov. Schwarzenegger is now using a cane to keep himself from leaning any further to the left.
I thought I was the one elect
March 2, 2007 - 18:11 ET by ucI thought I was the one elected Governor, how is it my wife has effectively taken over authority?
"It's not a tumor, just
March 2, 2007 - 20:11 ET by Airforce_5_O"It's not a tumor, just a bumb knee!!!"
The new world order is in power. God help us all. Airforce_5_O, 2330, November 7, 2006
Is the cane being used to mak
March 2, 2007 - 22:44 ET byA cane?---"Sorry, Mr. Governor, but I cannot get that picture of you dancing with the half dressed girl, with your hands all over her rear-end, out of my head when your name comes up. Sorry, but dignified, you are not!"
With a Leetle Faith, Rhayes a
March 2, 2007 - 22:50 ET by Chicago RepublicanWith a Leetle Faith, Rhayes and Paht Rahbatson will heal me, the Lahd told me so.
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If you guys lived in Californ
March 2, 2007 - 23:28 ET by NeoConfirmedIf you guys lived in California....The following captions wouldn't be so funny.
In other words, please feel my pain!
Neo, sorry, babe, but we have
March 2, 2007 - 23:47 ET byNeo, sorry, babe, but we have Hillary. Feel MY pain! hehe..
Not anymore you don't, Debra.
March 2, 2007 - 23:57 ET by HumanEventsNot anymore you don't, Debra. She's now a Senator in name only (actually, she was pretty much that from 2000-2006 anyhow) as she spends all her time in states other than New York and focuses exclusively on deceiving, buying, and attacking her way into the White House (and then we ALL will feel pain).
I stand corrected, HumanEvent
March 3, 2007 - 05:10 ET byI stand corrected, HumanEvents. You are correct... :o)
Deb I'm So Sorry
March 3, 2007 - 11:50 ET by emjem24Deb...
As a former fellow New Yorker (upstate New York), I agree with you. I hate her. She is not a native New Yorker and I wish we would put in place laws banning carpetbaggers for running for any state office. SHE'S a pain in the butt...if she would only leave (and she can take Eliott Spitzer with her along with Charlie Rangel and all his ilk).
There. I feel better.
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
emjem,Thank you for throwing
March 3, 2007 - 12:00 ET by bigtimeremjem,
Thank you for throwing in Spitzer...I despise that guy.
He is a wanna be Gov. isn't he? Seems I heard that.
Probably will be.
They've got Hitlary & Spitzer! Poor NY . . .
March 3, 2007 - 12:03 ET by Free StinkerBT - Spitzer (shakedown artist) got elected to NY Gov last year . . . :-(
They've got Hitlary & Spitzer! Poor NY . . . their fault. NY voters did it to themselves.
Free...Hey, I am behind, than
March 3, 2007 - 12:17 ET by bigtimerFree...
Hey, I am behind, thanks for catching me up....well that is sad for NY, but we have all dem's here now too in Mt. it is depressing...I would like to thank the libertarians for this by the way, and I love you guys on here that are, but I wished it wouldn't put the leftists in power...the left know it too, they put a guy up here about four years or more ago that was no more libertarian than the man in the moon for that simple reason, they did it again too....
I used to think I was a libertarian so do not scream at me some of you long time posters and friends here....
LOL!
emjem24, I helped c
March 3, 2007 - 16:31 ET byemjem24, I helped campaign for John Faso, Spitzer's opponent. Spitzer is an example of what money can buy --not much. And yes, there should be a law against someone coming to a state (Hillary) just to run for office --it makes no sense that someone could represent a state that they had not even lived in for even a year, before a run for office.
Debra,I hear ya...but at leas
March 3, 2007 - 15:50 ET by NeoConfirmedDebra,
I hear ya...but at least she can pronounce the name of your state.
We get the Terminator version.
Neo, :::: Laughing :::: Only
March 3, 2007 - 16:32 ET byNeo, :::: Laughing :::: Only in America.
California Gov. Arnold Schw
March 3, 2007 - 00:06 ET by PSOSCalifornia Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger arrives to appear on CBS' "Face the Nation" where he announced his latest environmental initiative: A state wide ban on wooden canes. The move is expected to save hundreds of precious trees each year, which will in turn absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere to cool the planet. When asked about his own cane, Mr. Schwarzenegger replied that the new law would not apply to him personally, since synthetic canes are for "polluting girlie men." Mr. Schwarzenegger has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts.
Arnold broke his leg in a ski
March 3, 2007 - 03:58 ET by gideonmjamesArnold broke his leg in a skiing accident. I'm glad to see he is already walking on a leg that had a severe break.
That comment didn't exactly r
March 3, 2007 - 11:08 ET by Roger the ShrubberThat comment didn't exactly remove the stigma of Conservatives not having a sense of humor....
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March 3, 2007 - 11:32 ET by Chicago Republican<chuckle>
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Thanks Roger,I just spit my s
March 3, 2007 - 15:43 ET by NeoConfirmedThanks Roger,
I just spit my soda all over the keyboard. Damn you. I truly enjoy your sense of humor, kinda twisted like mine cause that was the first thing that came to my mind.
Gotta get a towel...
Sorry, NC!I'll try to be more
March 3, 2007 - 15:47 ET by Roger the ShrubberSorry, NC!
I'll try to be more stereotypically-Conservative in the future.
Rog,No need to apologize.Spea
March 3, 2007 - 15:55 ET by NeoConfirmedRog,
No need to apologize.
Speaking of Consevative humor...Did you hear that Katie Couric might not be as balanced as you thought? Last night, her left breast disagreed with the right.
Or how about this one....I ju
March 3, 2007 - 16:03 ET by NeoConfirmedOr how about this one....
I just read that Uma Thurman went out last night in her Poison Ivy outfit from one of the Batman movies. Well, come to find out, she ran into Al Gore at a club and they spent the rest of the night playing 'Spank My Green Ass'.
Can't stop!!! I'm on a roll..
March 3, 2007 - 16:10 ET by NeoConfirmedCan't stop!!! I'm on a roll...
You must have heard about Keith Olbermann having mental telepathy.
I think they call it ESPN.
Ouch!
March 3, 2007 - 16:14 ET by Roger the ShrubberOuch!
Caption:
March 3, 2007 - 07:55 ET by Rod PenningtonEverybody from California leans a little to the left...
RP...No they don't.Not everyb
March 3, 2007 - 11:57 ET by bigtimerRP...
No they don't.
Not everybody by any means...it has been sad what has happened to Ca. in my life time.
Just had to throw that in.
The above photo shows the lat
March 3, 2007 - 13:40 ET by StonefingersThe above photo shows the latest exhibit to be added to Tussard's Wax Museum.