There's quite a few to choose from...but here goes one or two -

1) "okay, okay...from the top. "The sun'll come out tomorrow, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, come what mayyyyyyy"

Thank you Mrs. Clinton, don't call us, we'll call you.

2) George musing to himself, "I just love to sit behind her. She's wonderful. I think I saw that Bill wearing that same outfit the other day. Mmm...I wonder..."

Hearing the catcalls from Simon, American Idol hopeful, Hillary, still sings her song "If I only had a brain" from the wizard of oz.  Subsequently the panel tells here not to quit her day job where she doest need any talent or a brain.  

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.

George thinking " That jacket covers her giant bat wings well"

No Soup For You

George pondering " If she only had a Brain!"

George pondering " If she only had a Brain!"

Barack, my esteemed fellow Senator, let's chat shall we...say we do brunch in Fort Marcy Park....

Say elevenish?

We have matters to discuss...of the utmost importance to you...and your livelihood.

Here are some ideas for a worthy caption of Billary:

1. Does this ugly pantsuit make my thighs look too big?

2. Darn it! I told them plastic surgery wouldn't remove my humongous brow lines.

3. I'm queen of the world!!!

4. Now George, be a good, little lapdog and sit at my feet like the rest of the media.

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.  Air Force Motto

emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.

"I"ll hammer in the morning, I'll hammer in the evening, I'll hammer until there is no Barack, Bill, Bush or McCain anywhere in this world".

Stephi thought bubble: "It'll be over soon...it'll be over soon...it'll be over soon..."

Looking at the photo, it looks like George is a frequent visitor to this website.

George Stephanopoulos of ABC

All of these Clinton admin mungheads, how is news media affected if the dems lose again?

JDW

Wounded skier, beware of mistakes.

News media: Scoreboard for terrorists

"No matter what you may have heard, it is not true that I have a penis."

Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes. 12 million illegal immigrants are counting on you.

At the local Marcotte Theatre in the eastern district, Hillary recites " I am a Whippoorwill " with George Staphanopolous patiently waiting to share his repose " Austere Recompense ".

"don't look at her ass, don't look at her ass, eyes up, don't look at her ass...."

Hmmm,  my attempt to brainwash America with "It Takes a Villiage"  doesn't seem to have worked as well as I hoped.  How do I get George not to ask about "The White House" as being for legal purposes the same as "the office of the President"?   Am I going to have to leave the race if he does so and sees that the 22nd Amendment quite simply can be interpreted as a "term limited" President is not allowed ever to move back into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW,  Washington,  DC?    "Move out and never move back in" is a very logical and reasonable intend of the 80th Congress.  What am I going to do when my minions see that the wording of the 22nd amendment doesn't specify that a term limited spouse shouldn't be seen as violating specific language "elected to the office of the President" with attempt to get elected back into the White House as still an equal spouse?   I am not sure anyone will find any laws to help me as it has been much more tradition than written law that historically has let people think a spouse's rights are infringed or altered to set one as lower in marriage than the other.    George, follow the pocket watch dear, and repeat after me,  Under no circumstance will I point out that electing Hillary would also "elect" Bill back into "The White House"/"the office of the President.  Under not circumstance will I point out that electing Hillary would also "elect" Bill back into "The White House"/"the office of the President."

I could be so funny if I wasn't so sad an american figure.  "Yes Virginia there is a Santa Clause."  Must be why Governor of Virginia already is supporting Obama.  Yes Republicans there is a Limit Clause >> a term limited President should not be able to ever again receive mail at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington,  DC..   (Trying to get back in by election of spouse is still by definition an attempt to return "by election."  "...Til death do us part...")

If a doctorate seems needed to reason this one maybe able to be arranged.

Feelings! whoa whoa whoa, feelings!

(Steph, to himself: I coulda been a contender! Luke! Jarrod! Heath! There's a fire in the barn! Pork chops and applesauce. oh! Am I supposed to be paying attention?)
WhatAMaroon

Captionfest...

Is it just me, or is George looking at her in a weird kind of 'I love this woman' way?

George thinks: "If she only had sunglasses on, I could duplicate the Huggin' Bill pose"

<singing> "How do you solve a problem like Obama?"

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

"For my next number, I'd like to sing, 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout.'"

"Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue...And the dreams that you dare to dream....Really do come true.   

Where's Toto (Bill)  and the Cowardly Lion (MSM).... or the Scarecrow ( hollywood).... and the Tin Man ( Gore ).

The wicked witch ( Babs).

The flying monkeys ( Democrats in House and Senate).

Folks I have to say that if we were to print the REAL pornographic thoughts that were going thru the tiny little mind of George Snuffagupalous, this site would have to apply for one of those new .xxx web addresses.

With adoration, George looks on, after mistakenly addressing Sen. Clinton as "Her Thigness", she continued with her speech on "What not to wear as a presidential contender".

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Hillary (demonstrating with hands): So you see, if I lock my hands together around them, I can easily apply enough pressure to back Bill down, despite his strength and weight advantage.
George (shifting uncomfortably while imagining the pain): No further questions!
Audience: Finally a Democrat that can lock down the male vote! Yay! We win!

The MSM creates the public sentiment of a failed Republican presidency for the Democrats and then the Democrats squabble over whether to nominate a woman or a black man named Obama for President!  (neither of which is electable at this point by the voting public)

"It was good that she got that facial makeover in 1992. But if only she could get a makeover for that horrible voice. Oh well, at least my being a consistent Clinton suckhole will benefit me greatly when she wins next November."

Stephonopolis:  " Orgies, drugs, wild parties, interns, hhhmmmmmmmmm, ........the Clinton White House years..................... those were some great times."

She looks like Chairman Mao’s wife.

Look at my thigh!

Now look at my ankle!

How's that for a drumstick!

Opera piano music starts.

Hillary : "I want those profits, I want those profits."

Stephanopolous: "you can't have them without a riot-op-olos."

Hillary: "It doesn't matter Hugo will support me with his  army-op-olis!!!!"

Background singers "Opolis, opolis, OP-OH-LISSSSSS!!!!"

All: "all will starve if Hugo and Hillary don't confiscate the-PROFITS!!!!!!"

from the musical "Hillary Twist".