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U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) (R) speaks in front of George Stephanopoulos of ABC News at a Democratic Presidential Candidates Forum sponsored by AFSCME in Carson City, Nevada, February 21, 2007.
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Actual caption: U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) (R) speaks in front of George Stephanopoulos of ABC News at a Democratic Presidential Candidates Forum sponsored by AFSCME in Carson City, Nevada, February 21, 2007.
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Ms. Hillary makes George stay
February 23, 2007 - 15:28 ET by Chris NormanMs. Hillary makes George stay late after class for praising Obama...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
There's quite a few to choo
February 23, 2007 - 15:30 ET by Eric TurnerThere's quite a few to choose from...but here goes one or two -
1) "okay, okay...from the top. "The sun'll come out tomorrow, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, come what mayyyyyyy"
Thank you Mrs. Clinton, don't call us, we'll call you.
2) George musing to himself, "I just love to sit behind her. She's wonderful. I think I saw that Bill wearing that same outfit the other day. Mmm...I wonder..."
Response to #1:Even Simon Cow
February 23, 2007 - 20:30 ET by Conservative in the ArtsResponse to #1:
Even Simon Cowell couldn't swallow the Party line and said: "It was simply awful. You didn't get this far on looks, and now we know you didn't get this far on talent. I mean, My God, that was the worst thing I had ever heard."
AP news reports that after making this statement on American Idol: Presidential Contenders edition he found a horses head cut off in his bed, all bank accounts were frozen and the IRS was knocking on his door.
Oh man, COIA - that's hysteri
February 25, 2007 - 06:42 ET by Chicago RepublicanOh man, CITA - that's hysterical.
Paula: "Aw, come on, I didn't think it was that bad! Sorry, honey <to Hillary> its still a 'no'."
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Eric Turner
February 24, 2007 - 12:45 ET by Noel SheppardEric,
Number one was exactly what I was thinking. It really does look like she's singing, and that was the song I envisioned. :-)
Of course, it could also have been the Pretenders' "Brass in Pocket," yes? ns
No, Eric. More like this...
February 24, 2007 - 23:06 ET by Scout FinchNo, Eric. More like this.............
Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
Sen Clinton has some proble
February 23, 2007 - 15:34 ET by JDWSen Clinton has some problems:
JDW
Wounded skier, beware of mistakes.
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
Hearing the catcalls from Sim
February 23, 2007 - 15:35 ET by Dan The Man 2Hearing the catcalls from Simon, American Idol hopeful, Hillary, still sings her song "If I only had a brain" from the wizard of oz. Subsequently the panel tells here not to quit her day job where she doest need any talent or a brain.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark. -- save my gun, shoot a liberal.
I am leaning to the left.
February 23, 2007 - 15:35 ET by upcountrywaterI am leaning to the left.
George thinking " That j
February 23, 2007 - 15:38 ET by SemperrightGeorge thinking " That jacket covers her giant bat wings well"
No Soup For You
Captionfest...
February 23, 2007 - 15:43 ET by Guy Arthur ThomasStephanopoulos "Wow...I think I understand what Bill's problem was...but then again, maybe he knew she didn't have a waist to begin with."
If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
If She Only Had a Brain
February 23, 2007 - 15:45 ET by ChasvsGeorge pondering " If she only had a Brain!"
Even her posture leans noti
February 23, 2007 - 15:45 ET by DyneEven her posture leans noticably to the left.
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." - Bill Cosby
If She Only Had a Brain
February 23, 2007 - 15:46 ET by ChasvsGeorge pondering " If she only had a Brain!"
If She Only Had a Brain
February 23, 2007 - 15:46 ET by ChasvsGeorge pondering " If she only had a Brain!"
Barack, my esteemed fellow Se
February 23, 2007 - 15:50 ET by bigtimerBarack, my esteemed fellow Senator, let's chat shall we...say we do brunch in Fort Marcy Park....
Say elevenish?
We have matters to discuss...of the utmost importance to you...and your livelihood.
Brain is Jello?
February 23, 2007 - 15:55 ET by CelumnazHumming softly to herself, Hillary tries to remember.
Too Good To Miss
February 23, 2007 - 16:00 ET by emjem24Here are some ideas for a worthy caption of Billary:
1. Does this ugly pantsuit make my thighs look too big?
2. Darn it! I told them plastic surgery wouldn't remove my humongous brow lines.
3. I'm queen of the world!!!
4. Now George, be a good, little lapdog and sit at my feet like the rest of the media.
The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. Air Force Motto
emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.
"How pissed would she
February 23, 2007 - 16:00 ET by The Wicked Conservative"How pissed would she be if I just shoved her off the stage?" ponders George.
or
You could see it in his eyes...God save the Queen!
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realizes that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald ReaganHillary's Song
February 23, 2007 - 16:06 ET by sharinlite"I"ll hammer in the morning, I'll hammer in the evening, I'll hammer until there is no Barack, Bill, Bush or McCain anywhere in this world".
can't touch this!
February 23, 2007 - 20:33 ET by Conservative in the Artscan't touch this!
Stephi thought bubble: "
February 23, 2007 - 16:07 ET by mattmStephi thought bubble: "It'll be over soon...it'll be over soon...it'll be over soon..."
Stephi thought bubble: "
February 23, 2007 - 16:09 ET by mattmStephi thought bubble: "It'll be over soon...it'll be over soon...it'll be over soon..."
Looking at the photo, it look
February 23, 2007 - 16:11 ET by Roger the ShrubberLooking at the photo, it looks like George is a frequent visitor to this website.
WTF!!!!! Is there anything th
February 23, 2007 - 19:22 ET by HypocriteHaterWTF!!!!! Is there anything that ISN'T a sexual fetish for someone?
Yes, probably gopgirl
February 23, 2007 - 19:35 ET by SportPoliticsYes, probably gopgirl, including that site, and many others. It's probably more of "because they can", than it is "because they want to ".
"Now see this leg here w
February 23, 2007 - 16:16 ET by truth_missile"Now see this leg here weighs more than Barack Obama's whole body..."
"Don't cry for me Chapp a quah..."
"..and when I'm President, I'll see to it that my husband is officially referred to as 'the first Doofus'."
"Don't cry for me Chapp
February 25, 2007 - 06:39 ET by Chicago Republican"Don't cry for me Chapp a quah..."
HA HA!
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say it again
February 23, 2007 - 16:17 ET by foolnomoreok, george! will they believe me if , i can't george! you what me to say,,what!! i'am sorry for being one of the, beautiful people, how many times??
George Stephanopoulos of AB
February 23, 2007 - 16:23 ET by JDWGeorge Stephanopoulos of ABC
All of these Clinton admin mungheads, how is news media affected if the dems lose again?
JDW
Wounded skier, beware of mistakes.
News media: Scoreboard for terrorists
Hillary: "...and if yo
February 23, 2007 - 16:24 ET by dabalHillary: "...and if you vote for me, I won't be stuck with a menial legacy of a Senator who never showed up for work!"
"No matter what you ma
February 23, 2007 - 16:43 ET by ckc1227"No matter what you may have heard, it is not true that I have a penis."
Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes. 12 million illegal immigrants are counting on you.
Ms. Rodham-Rodham: ".
February 23, 2007 - 16:49 ET by AtillaKahunaMs. Rodham-Rodham: "...see, George got a new nation-wide job when he left Bill's administrtion. I just want to be treated equally - this is an equal-rights issue. "
Mr. Stephi: "I love her. I don't know why, but I love her!"
captionfest
February 23, 2007 - 17:39 ET by SportPoliticsAt the local Marcotte Theatre in the eastern district, Hillary recites " I am a Whippoorwill " with George Staphanopolous patiently waiting to share his repose " Austere Recompense ".
Shrillary: Brrrrrr r r ii i
February 23, 2007 - 17:40 ET by truth_missileShrillary: Brrrrrr r r ii ii ippp.....
Steffy: Sniff... sniff..... snifffff WTF!? Jeeeeeeeessuuussss...
Caption
February 23, 2007 - 18:14 ET by PeterD"don't look at her ass, don't look at her ass, eyes up, don't look at her ass...."
"Hey, what happened? I
February 23, 2007 - 18:18 ET by kathleenirish"Hey, what happened? I can't see anything...oh, it's just Hillary's fat arse blocking out all light again..." -George S.
"Don't cry for me Argentina.." -Evita Clinton!!!
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere" -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph
Hmmm, my attempt to brainwa
February 23, 2007 - 18:21 ET by ucHmmm, my attempt to brainwash America with "It Takes a Villiage" doesn't seem to have worked as well as I hoped. How do I get George not to ask about "The White House" as being for legal purposes the same as "the office of the President"? Am I going to have to leave the race if he does so and sees that the 22nd Amendment quite simply can be interpreted as a "term limited" President is not allowed ever to move back into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, NW, Washington, DC? "Move out and never move back in" is a very logical and reasonable intend of the 80th Congress. What am I going to do when my minions see that the wording of the 22nd amendment doesn't specify that a term limited spouse shouldn't be seen as violating specific language "elected to the office of the President" with attempt to get elected back into the White House as still an equal spouse? I am not sure anyone will find any laws to help me as it has been much more tradition than written law that historically has let people think a spouse's rights are infringed or altered to set one as lower in marriage than the other. George, follow the pocket watch dear, and repeat after me, Under no circumstance will I point out that electing Hillary would also "elect" Bill back into "The White House"/"the office of the President. Under not circumstance will I point out that electing Hillary would also "elect" Bill back into "The White House"/"the office of the President."
Georgie boy for the first t
February 23, 2007 - 18:32 ET by Right2thePointGeorgie boy for the first time realizes she has cleavage on the top and the bottom and also behind.
A revelation he has a hard time dealing with.
I could be so funny if I wasn
February 23, 2007 - 18:55 ET by ucI could be so funny if I wasn't so sad an american figure. "Yes Virginia there is a Santa Clause." Must be why Governor of Virginia already is supporting Obama. Yes Republicans there is a Limit Clause >> a term limited President should not be able to ever again receive mail at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC.. (Trying to get back in by election of spouse is still by definition an attempt to return "by election." "...Til death do us part...")
If a doctorate seems needed to reason this one maybe able to be arranged.
captionfest
February 23, 2007 - 18:57 ET by coug_fanStephanopoulos: "Panetta was right. From here, it DOES look like two hippos fighting under a blanket."
NICE Coug. I can't stop lau
February 25, 2007 - 06:50 ET by Chicago RepublicanNICE Coug. I can't stop laughing at some of the posts on this thread. Well done!
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Hillary back on Broadway. Geo
February 23, 2007 - 19:10 ET by slaphappyHillary back on Broadway.
George staph, nuanced. again. and again, and again. and so forth.
Feelings! whoa whoa whoa, f
February 23, 2007 - 19:28 ET by CrimsonfistedFeelings! whoa whoa whoa, feelings!
(Steph, to himself: I coulda been a contender! Luke! Jarrod! Heath! There's a fire in the barn! Pork chops and applesauce. oh! Am I supposed to be paying attention?)
WhatAMaroon
George (saying adoringly): &q
February 23, 2007 - 19:28 ET by HypocriteHaterGeorge (saying adoringly): "Oh Hillary, if only we could put your brains together with my charmingly good looks, we could finally rule the world as we had always dreamed!"
Captionfest...Is it just me,
February 23, 2007 - 19:53 ET by Clear thinkerCaptionfest...
Is it just me, or is George looking at her in a weird kind of 'I love this woman' way?
Georgie: yes, so I am faking
February 23, 2007 - 19:59 ET by JABGeorgie: yes, so I am faking holding a cigar in my left hand, what's it to you. My grin? what about my grin???
"To bad Ignorance isn't painful..."
George thinks: "If she o
February 23, 2007 - 20:07 ET by ThisnThatGeorge thinks: "If she only had sunglasses on, I could duplicate the Huggin' Bill pose"
Hillary singing: "Tomorr
February 23, 2007 - 21:06 ET by BeukeboomHillary singing: "Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love ya tomorrow, tomorrow's a day awaaaaaaaay....."
Simon Cowell: "That was absolutely horrid."
<singing> "How do
February 23, 2007 - 21:08 ET by MikeB<singing> "How do you solve a problem like Obama?"
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
Georgey Steffy: "I wonde
February 23, 2007 - 22:07 ET by NeoConfirmedGeorgey Steffy (thinking): "I wonder if Bill knows I hit that ass in the Lincoln bedroom"
YEEESH! Neo, thanks, now I
February 25, 2007 - 06:52 ET by Chicago RepublicanYEEESH! Neo, thanks, now I really need a shower. And not, I can assure you, for the reason you may think.
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Hillary Clinton explains th
February 25, 2007 - 20:54 ET by ScottyDogHillary Clinton explains that Bill and her had nothing to do with Cocaine Smuggling for 12 years while Bill was Attorney General and finally Governor at Mena, AK.
She also told news casters that the 120 dead close friends and associates were just a coincidence and was not a massive attempt to silence witnesses to the drug operations.
Is this Mexico or the USA
"For my next number, I'd
February 23, 2007 - 23:31 ET by Stonefingers"For my next number, I'd like to sing, 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout.'"
Hillary
February 23, 2007 - 23:52 ET by pocomoco(Hillary singing) Voters, people who need voters, are the luckiest ...............
(Hillary singing in Chicago) 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock - vote, 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock - vote, you're gonna vote around the clock .................
"Somewhere over the rain
February 24, 2007 - 00:43 ET by sgt-siege"Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue...And the dreams that you dare to dream....Really do come true.
Where's Toto (Bill) and the Cowardly Lion (MSM).... or the Scarecrow ( hollywood).... and the Tin Man ( Gore ).
The wicked witch ( Babs).
The flying monkeys ( Democrats in House and Senate).
Hillary's thought balloon: &q
February 24, 2007 - 01:12 ET by MikeBHillary's thought balloon: "If I lean any farther left, the moderates won't vote for me, and I'll lose an election. If I don't lean any farther to the left, the nutroots won't vote for me, and I won't win the primaries. What to do? What to do?"
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
Folks I have to say that if w
February 24, 2007 - 02:36 ET by Warner Todd HustonFolks I have to say that if we were to print the REAL pornographic thoughts that were going thru the tiny little mind of George Snuffagupalous, this site would have to apply for one of those new .xxx web addresses.
Lifelong Clinton cheerleader,
February 24, 2007 - 02:48 ET by Right Wing Attack DogLifelong Clinton cheerleader, George Stephanopoulos looks on in total awe as the Pantsuit Princess lays down her campaign rap.
With adoration, George looks
February 24, 2007 - 09:07 ET by FastEdWith adoration, George looks on, after mistakenly addressing Sen. Clinton as "Her Thigness", she continued with her speech on "What not to wear as a presidential contender".
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Hillary Clinton Captionfest
February 24, 2007 - 09:48 ET by pbanks7George thought balloon: If I kiss long and hard enough, maybe I can have my FBI file back.
George thought balloon: So this is what they mean by, "the north end of a southbound mule."
George thought balloon: If I had high heels, I'd be that tall.
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Hillary (demonstrating with h
February 24, 2007 - 10:32 ET by muh-oonHillary (demonstrating with hands): So you see, if I lock my hands together around them, I can easily apply enough pressure to back Bill down, despite his strength and weight advantage.
George (shifting uncomfortably while imagining the pain): No further questions!
Audience: Finally a Democrat that can lock down the male vote! Yay! We win!
George viewing Hillary's ba
February 24, 2007 - 11:25 ET by jigssawwGeorge viewing Hillary's backside thinks: "That reminds me. I need to follow-up on that story about beef steroids."
How Ironic!
February 24, 2007 - 11:35 ET by whodatThe MSM creates the public sentiment of a failed Republican presidency for the Democrats and then the Democrats squabble over whether to nominate a woman or a black man named Obama for President! (neither of which is electable at this point by the voting public)
Caption: Prized student, Geo
February 24, 2007 - 11:44 ET by JerryCaption: Prized student, Georgio Step-on-all-of-us, listens intently as his "Principles of Socialism" Professor, Hillary Rotten Clinton, pontificates on the expendability of the proleteriat masses as a means of maintaining power.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"It was good that she go
February 24, 2007 - 12:51 ET by HumanEvents"It was good that she got that facial makeover in 1992. But if only she could get a makeover for that horrible voice. Oh well, at least my being a consistent Clinton suckhole will benefit me greatly when she wins next November."
Weekend Captionfest
February 24, 2007 - 13:54 ET by Jeffrey P Miller BA AS"We are poor little sheep,
Who have lost our way
Bah, Bah, Bah"
Jeffrey P. Miller B.A.,A.S. "The Smart Guy" Austin, YeeHaw!, Texas
Stephonopolis: " Orgie
February 24, 2007 - 13:54 ET by midnight cowboyStephonopolis: " Orgies, drugs, wild parties, interns, hhhmmmmmmmmm, ........the Clinton White House years..................... those were some great times."
For my next number, George wi
February 24, 2007 - 14:00 ET by Jack BauerFor my next number, George will accompany me on the piano with a personal favorite of mine, 'They're Coming To Take Me Away. Ha-ha, ho-ho, he-he. To The Funny Farm...'
She looks like Chairman Mao
February 24, 2007 - 14:58 ET by moonjohnShe looks like Chairman Mao’s wife.
Mao Ying?
February 24, 2007 - 15:00 ET by Roger the ShrubberMao Ying?
Hillary
February 24, 2007 - 15:00 ET by seejayLook at my thigh!
Now look at my ankle!
How's that for a drumstick!
dazed on confused
February 24, 2007 - 18:42 ET by CatherwoodBillary--"Louie, Louie, ahhhh, we gotta go now"
George--"Wild thing, I think I love you."
Billary--"...and I'm buying the stairway to heaven."
George--"I took my troubles down to Madam Rue. You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth."
Opera piano music starts.Hill
February 24, 2007 - 20:15 ET by Chicago RepublicanOpera piano music starts.
Hillary : "I want those profits, I want those profits."
Stephanopolous: "you can't have them without a riot-op-olos."
Hillary: "It doesn't matter Hugo will support me with his army-op-olis!!!!"
Background singers "Opolis, opolis, OP-OH-LISSSSSS!!!!"
All: "all will starve if Hugo and Hillary don't confiscate the-PROFITS!!!!!!"
from the musical "Hillary Twist".
Hillary's Outfit
February 24, 2007 - 23:42 ET by BlondeNot to derail this thread....but:
Hillary could not possibly be President of this country dressing like she does.
Anyone with such poor judgement in clothes shouldn't be allowed to be a dog catcher.
Sorry.
The truth hurts.