Stop, collaborate and listen. Ali Velshi's back with a brand new mission.
CNN's lyrical gangsta gave viewers of the February 13 "American Morning" a Vanilla Ice-inspired rap about filing your taxes online.
See the video here (Real Player) or here (Windows Media). Audio here (MP3).
Despite his natural aptitude for rapping, Velshi will probably keep his day job, in which he earns well above minimum wage to spoon-feed bad economic theory to breakfast hour viewers. For instance, did you know government could grow the economy by mandating a higher minimum wage?




















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"For instance, did you
February 13, 2007 - 17:59 ET by ckc1227"For instance, did you know government could grow the economy by mandating a higher minimum wage?"
Wow, this guy has stumbled upon the cure for Africa's economic problems: just have the entire continent adopt a high minimum wage. But they shouldn't adopt a crappy minimum wage like we have in the U.S.A., they should set their minimum wage at, oh, I don't know, maybe $25 an hour. That should be just enough to make them the economic powerhouse of the entire world. Who knew the solution was just a price control away?
The effect of a minimum wage increase in the real world
So is Sug Knight an IRS audit
February 13, 2007 - 18:07 ET by Chicago RepublicanSo is Sug Knight an IRS auditor these days?
Its utterly nauseating how basic economics is so woefully understood today. If more people understood just the basics of how a market economy works, class warfare wouldn't get any further than the doors of the Democratic National Convention.
Ken, you know how slow I am to take on the junk science here.
February 13, 2007 - 18:25 ET by acaiguanaKen, you know how slow I am to take on the junk science here.
“Now, folks, agree or disagree about that. It might hurt business, it might not,” he added, suggesting that “when more people earn more money, they have more money to spend.” Ali Velshi via Ken Shepherd
But this is ridiculous. Basic economics 101. Try to follow this one Ali, baby.
I sell X for $1.00. You tax it 3%. Maybe I can still sell X for 1.03, maybe not. Why? Competition. My neighbor, who also sells X will sell it for 99 cents and absorb one cent in the tax hike. So, he sells for $1.02.
Gee. Where did that penny come from? My profit. The government tax just increased the price of my goods by either 1 cent or 3 cents, depending on how you look at it. But under economic basics, it has been shown to be irrefutable that increases in taxes increase prices and cut into profits.
The consumer is not a unthinking robotic well of purchasing power. Only when it comes to basic commodities like bread, sugar and eggs will the consumer consistently pay higher prices (up to some point of course) without the seller having to cut profits.
So, now, we have a government mandated increase in the cost of labor.
What is that but a direct transfer payment from my pocket to the pocket of my employees? That would be a tax by any other name without the govenment middle man fondling the money first.
So, I either have to raise my prices, lower my profit or fire the worker.
In the case of a sales tax like above, I have no choice but to accomodate the tax or stop selling 'stuff'.
In the case of labor, I have no choice but to re-evaluate my life and decide whether to keep an employee or shoot them.
That's a big duh.
So, no Ali, people don't argue this basic. They already know about this basic. And they understand it. But you, twit that you are, think you can discuss this reality with little or no regard to the impact minimum wage increases might have on small business, dismissing it as "maybe" or "maybe not" <my quotes>.
So, let's look a little bit deeper into the minimum wage stuff, how's about that Ari?
When the minimum wage is raised, Unions renegotiating their contracts get automatic increases in many because the Union wage is pegged to the minimum wage.
What? You mean this is a cheap political pandering ploy to Unions?
Well... yeah, for the most part. When we can stop work on the National Business of the United States Government in the time of a booming economy and of war to vote on increasing the minimum wage over several years by a buck or two for 479K workers -- well...
ACA
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Hillary Clinton says: "I want to take those profits."
Please, no rapping Velshi! Wh
February 13, 2007 - 18:38 ET by Chris NormanPlease, no rapping Velshi! What have we ever done to you? I still shudder thinking about dancing Gregory...
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
I'm just waiting for Diane
February 13, 2007 - 18:41 ET by Ken ShepherdI'm just waiting for Diane Sawyer to crunk. Maybe with Ahmadinejad.
Show that and we'll know th
February 13, 2007 - 18:45 ET by Chris NormanShow that and we'll know that you have a cruel streak in you. :)
The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
- Arabian Proverb
You're right. That's just t
February 13, 2007 - 19:46 ET by Ken ShepherdYou're right. That's just too cruel, and I'm not about spreading misery equally.
Can't you see the CCCN contro
February 13, 2007 - 19:06 ET by EdhenryCan't you see the CCCN control room.
80% of them, econ challenged all, cheering the idea, 19% cheering just because it is anti-Bush and pro-liberal and the one person who understands with his head on the counter (of course too afraid of losing his job at CCCN to correct this idiot)
Guys, this is all good. The more they talk, the more they expose themselves (into extinction)
Yeah, saw the Vanilla Ice t
February 13, 2007 - 20:56 ET by liberal_bug_zapperYeah, saw the Vanilla Ice tax rap yesterday.... at first, I thought it was a joke.... I always think things are a joke when Vanilla Ice is involved.
Word to yer mother!
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