Bush Can't Make A Joke Without WashPost Lamenting Rude 'Canned Crack'

Photo of Tim Graham.

President Bush visited a Micron Technology factory in Manassas, Virginia on Wednesday, about 35 miles from the White House. The Washington Post wouldn't have found much use to cover the visit -- unless there was something embarrassing. The caption on the front of the Thursday Prince William Extra section had it: "Bush made a canned crack about potholes in Manassas, despite arriving by helicopter at the Micron campus."

Bush joked with the mayor of Manassas about fixing the potholes, a throw-away gibe. But reporter Christy Goodman spent a good chunk of her article on the Micron visit focused on Bush's rude "canned wisecrack." The mayor told the Post he wanted to tell Bush "we don't have potholes in Manassas." Baloney. I live about a mile west of the Micron plant, and a year or two ago, I lost a tire due to a pothole near that factory at the intersection of Wellington Road and Godwin Drive (pothole since fixed). Here's how Goodman chronicled Bush's insensitivity:

And he acknowledged a few dignitaries in the audience for their work, including Manassas Mayor Douglas S. Waldron (R).

Then he told Waldron, "Just fill the potholes. That is all I can say."

Potholes?

The night before, Waldron had mentioned that he, Bush and former president George H.W. Bush are Yale alums. Waldron said he had met the president and his father during one of their visits to the university. "I hope to have a moment to have a brief conversation" with him, Waldron said.

What he got first was a canned wisecrack from the president.

"I had to resist the urge to raise my hand and interrupt the president and say, 'Mr. President, we don't have potholes in Manassas,' " Waldron said later Tuesday afternoon.

City Manager Lawrence D. Hughes agreed.

"I spent millions of dollars making sure we don't" have axle-jarring holes in city streets, Hughes said. "And it was local money. No federal money goes into potholes."

The city's street maintenance crews were out as recently as Monday fixing four potholes, said Russ Graham, Manassas's superintendent of streets. [So much for "we don't have potholes in Manassas." Russ Graham is no relation.] Graham was at Micron Tuesday morning when the president arrived but was unable to hear Bush's speech. He had been helping the Secret Service and local police move concrete barriers around the Micron campus to limit access on the parking lots and create makeshift helipads in an area where contractors normally park.

"He came in by helicopter. He's got good eyes if he saw a pothole," Graham said. Unless the weather keeps his crew from filling the road craters, "If we know of any, we fix them," he said.

After the president finished selling the $2.9 trillion budget he presented to Congress on Monday, he made sure to reach out and shake as many employees' and other guests' hands as possible.

One of those hands belonged to the mayor. Waldron got his brief conversation.

"He hoped I didn't mind the crack about the potholes. I told him the two things we need to get right are trash and elections. He appreciated that," Waldron said. "Truly it was an honor that President Bush would visit the city of Manassas and Micron."

At least Goodman noted Bush was also self-deprecating on the tour. Just before the long pothole passage, Goodman reported:

Bush toured Micron Technology's $3 billion microchip plant before speaking to about 200 of the company's employees. He thanked his guide for explaining "all the big machines." After allowing for a few chuckles, he said, "I played like I understood."

—Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis at the Media Research Center


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The President could have at l

The President could have at least acknowledged that the chips were used for the internet, that Al Gore invented, oh, and also global warming!

I understand that Hillary vis

I understand that Hillary visited the Micron Technology plant and promised to take their profits. Then she told the workers that after they pay their mortage and buy food, she will take their profits. Then she turned to the mayor and said after the potholes are fixed, any money left will be a profit, and she will take it.

However, The Washington Post reported that Hillary hoped Micron Technology and it's employees were successful and made huge profits. She also wished the mayor and his city success.

Your employer contribution to your 401K is a 'profit,' and I will take it! -- Hillary

bwahahaha  - you get it Mica

bwahahaha  - you get it Mica

More than meets the eye

There has to be more to the story.  Usually a president compliments local government or zeros in on a well know local issue.  An example is Ronald Reagan making a quip about not being able to make a phone call from Colorado during 1980s (the AT&T break up was unpopular in Colorado then).

While it is true that he may have used a helicopter, his staff almost certainly drove and perhaps that is where the comment had its roots.

The local mayor seemed sincere in his defense and oddly enough didn't request help or blame Washington for the problem. 

There has to be a missing piece to this puzzle.

Potholes

I always thought that was an old inside joke for Mayors. 

I just did a Google search and he said the same thing to the Mayor when he spoke at Vanderbilt University Medical Center Nashville, Tennessee

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
May 27, 2004

I know the mayor is here. Mr. Mayor, I appreciate you coming. Thanks for being here. (Applause.) Fill the potholes, that's the only advice I can give you. (Laughter and applause.) I'm sure you are.

I agree there is a missing piece

I agree there is a missing piece, there was probably a blown tire and damaged rim on one of the forward secret service vehicles.There's also this:

[The city's street maintenance crews were out as recently as Monday fixing four potholes, said Russ Graham, Manassas's superintendent of streets. ]

 In other words, they do have potholes, and probably tried to get off their duff before Bush' arrival.

PS- a million dollars(as the article says) for potholes sounds like an awful lot of em.

It's a no-win situation for a

It's a no-win situation for anyone with anything other than a D next to their name - If Bush came out today and said "Free Healthcare for the entire world! America is going to pick up the bill 100%" The MSM would trot out some lowly soul saying "Well why didn't he do this last year before my cancer go so bad, now it untreatable..Thank you Mr. Bush for nothing..." Even that would not be enough to soothe these hellbent on hate fools. 

Sounds like one of Bush's typ

Sounds like one of Bush's typical solidarity spots towards hues of the law across all jurisdictions.  Where better to speek of potholes than in Manassas?  I occassionally do get there and have yet not felt the need to call Lawrence Hughes concerning potholes,  I have to try to remember though whether such was so while on National Park lands in Manassas. 

Statistically speaking for mayors and governors how high on the list of all calls for public service are calls concerning potholes? 

Well, if you live in Washington DC, potholes are epidemic.

Well, if you live in Washington DC, potholes are epidemic.

I once broke an axle on a brand new SUV in a Washington DC pothole.  I guess I'd be racist to mention that, though.

ACA

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Hillary Clinton says:  "I want to take those profits."

In the eighties during visits

In the eighties during visits I came to call DC the pothole capital of the United States.    Now a resident for nine years I must say it is difficult to find potholes around town.  The hills over House substructure/subway still becomes a washboard of asphalt within a year of new pavement though.  Is Nancy, come to think of the subway, going to ask for her own train car on this football field length trip?

So was President's comment reported by Christy Goodman really a WISE crack/comment and not as mostly used just a wise-crack?

yeah, uc, It was in the eighties I lived there. 9 years, huh?

yeah, uc, It was in the eighties I lived there.  9 years, huh?

No wonder you write the way you do.  That explains nearly everything.  Keep up the good work.

:-)

ACA

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Hillary Clinton says:  "I want to take those profits."

nonsense, my dear aca

You concealed it, so you're safe.

Potholes.......

Hello, first time post. The Post always hyperventalates about something. Co-incedentally I happen to live in Manassas.

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