White House, Karl Rove to procure 1000 black helicopters from Bell Helicopter
(h/t libertyordeath)
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An unnamed source inside the White House has released a leak to the blogsite Kookburger.com that Karl Rove was seen playing golf with the COO of Bell Helicopter Sunday morning. While it was intended to appear as casual round of country club revelry between two rich guys, the White House source insists he overheard Rove place the order under the guise of “national security” and that the Bell line comes highly recommended by Ross Perot.
All calls to the White House have went unreturned. We’ll stay on it…….
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This just in - in fact, the n
February 7, 2007 - 16:38 ET by Chicago RepublicanThis just in - in fact, the news of this was so damning to the White House, that Rove and his goons have shut the website (Kookburger.com) down. Click here for proof.
Good one, FSU.Laughing.
February 9, 2007 - 19:16 ET by BlondeGood one, FSU.
Laughing.
You know what, B? People li
February 9, 2007 - 23:17 ET by Chicago RepublicanYou know what, B? People like you that don't take this crap seriously are the problem. OR have they gotten to you too? Here Death and I are, trying to get you to realize that Bush and the secret underground axis of Exxon Mobil/Walmart/Carl's Jr. are trying to subject to you to a life of peasanthood. Sure you have your SUV, your falling prices and your fatty burgers, but those with cellphone numbers linking them to al Qaeda - what do they have? Then suddenly Rove et al kick down the door, tell them that George Bush wants to talk to them. I know, because Rhayes and the others tell me how George Bush is yanking Aunt Bea from Andy Griffith off the street and sending her to Gitmo to be waterboarded. We've become a police state, Blonde! Open your eyes, man, WTF? Just ask Rhayes, he'll give you a long list of Ward and June Cleavers of America that have been swiped from their homes and tortured. Sure, you laugh, but that's what for them to laugh about? The arrogance of people like you. There's nothing funny about their plight. Shame on you.
ChiRepBlonde and her ilk belo
February 9, 2007 - 23:31 ET by saw the lightChiRep
Blonde and her ilk belong to a group becoming known as "Karl Rove Conspiracist Deniers!"
They happily drink the Kool Aid all the while Blue Thunder hovers outside, listening in on all conversations and sending them back to the White House so Rove and Cheney can listen in. Bush is already in bed, of course. Cheney tucks him in at night.
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A.J. Liebling
I am just waitin' for them to
February 9, 2007 - 23:37 ET by bigtimerI am just waitin' for them to blame Bush/Rove/Cheney for Anna Nicole's death.
Big conspiracy looms yonder.
What I am about to say is top
February 9, 2007 - 23:48 ET by saw the lightWhat I am about to say is top-secret, so don't tell anyone.
GWB has always been a fan of JFK. He remembered the rumors (OK, more than rumors) of JFK's affair with Marilyn Monroe and figured he would get in on some of that action. When he was told that Marilyn was dead, he did not know what to do. Luckily, Billy Bob Clinton had left some old Playboys in the Oval Office. GWB found the one with Anna Nicole Smith (hereafter referred to as ANS) and had an idea.
Cheney called his boys in Halliburton and asked if they would help facilitate a meeting in exchange for a multitude of no-bid contracts in Iraq. They agreed, and the meeting took place.
The meetings took place over the past few years. Unfortunately, GWB was a pillow talker and divulged some secrets about Karl Rove that could seriously damage the country (He is actually a robot manufactured by Halliburton). This sealed ANS's fate. Since she was pregnant (rumored to be GWB's), the contract had to wait until after the birth so as to not offend the religious right.
Once the baby was born, and her son conveniently out of the way (where was Karl for that?), ANS was taken out.
As I said, don't quote me on any of this.
<sarcasm off>
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A.J. Liebling
Oh, STL, now is not the time
February 9, 2007 - 23:54 ET by Chicago RepublicanOh, STL, now is not the time to be a WUSS! Stand by your story and don't waiver. We know when a young child has a runny nose, Bush is there with the Pepper Spray! We all know that when a cat gets stuck in a tree, Bush put him there. We all know that when wolves eat their young, Bush is there to pick up the scraps.
What in God's name would you naive people do with out Death and I?
STL - you know, I have it fro
February 9, 2007 - 23:42 ET by Chicago RepublicanSTL - you know, I have it from a reliable source that Bush is using the NSA wiretaps to listen in on Jennifer Aniston's cell phone calls. Rumor has it that he is so jealous of Brad Pitt and Vince Vaugh for having done the horizontal rhumba with her that he has his goons watching them 24/7. Of course, naive fools like Blonde probably think that Bush doesn't have the time or the interest in stuff like this. I actually heard one Bible Thumper talk about how the NSA domestic spying program is nothing but a collection of phone numbers taken from the personal effects of know al Qaeda terrorists. We all know that Bush is very interested in Joe Sixpack's Bowling league and his wife's manicure appointment. That's why Bush listens to their phone conversations.
Wake up, America!
stl...and CR!Stop! I am laugh
February 9, 2007 - 23:54 ET by bigtimerstl...and CR!
Stop! I am laughing so hard I cannot even think to contribute at the moment...you two carry on...while I continue to....
ROFLMAO!
Btw...Mum's the word!
Hey FSU,One of Rove's helicop
February 10, 2007 - 19:26 ET by BlondeHey FSU,
One of Rove's helicopters flew over my house today. I knew it was his because it was in disguise...it was one of those French aerospatiale jobs. I've disconnected my cell phone....and am waiting for my computer to go down any moment. Thanks for the warning. I got it just in time.
P.S. Pass the tinfoil...gotta work on the hat.
See, B, that wasn't so hard,
February 10, 2007 - 19:32 ET by Chicago RepublicanSee, B, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Actually, it was.So who do yo
February 10, 2007 - 19:38 ET by BlondeActually, it was.
So who do you think is listening to my cell phone?
It doesn't work with the hat on, you know.
My guess is that Bush wants t
February 10, 2007 - 19:42 ET by Chicago RepublicanMy guess is that Bush wants to know if you've paid your Discover bill on time. Or, if you and Steve Spurrier still talk to each other. He's very interested in these things, you know.
Bush is also listening to see if you went with the Apple Orchard Red toe nail polish at your pedicure appointment today. He's also concerned about whether or not you paid your tithes at Church. Since he's in the hip pocket of Big Collection Plate, he's got to find out who is stiffing him in this regard.
Courage, B.
Blonde and CR...It just occur
February 10, 2007 - 19:47 ET by Clear thinkerBlonde and CR...
It just occured to me how we could prove to our lefty friends that GWB is not listening/tapping/cyber spying etc.
If our government knows so much about every move we make, only those in government would ever win a bid on eBay. I demand an inquiry!
Clear,Maybe Popeye Pelosi co
February 10, 2007 - 19:52 ET by BlondeClear,
Maybe Popeye Pelosi could help you out on a Congressional Inquiry.
Heck, it might give her something to be successful at.
I hear she's having problems with the big jet.
OH! CT, you are a genius!
February 10, 2007 - 20:05 ET by Chicago RepublicanOH! CT, you are a genius! I guess its already happening. I saw Bush in a ski mask at the Superbowl on the 50 yard line. Three rows up from the Colt's bench. Someone on the inside told me that he got them for a hundred bucks each.
Nancy, quit bitching about your jet and find out why this is!
Actually...it would be funny
February 10, 2007 - 20:08 ET by Clear thinkerActually...it would be funny as hell to make the eBay claim and actually write to Ms Pelosi and demand she look into it.
Geez, CT, as bright as Pelosi is, she'd probably do it!
February 10, 2007 - 20:12 ET by acaiguanaGeez, CT, as bright as Pelosi is, she'd probably do it!
In the meantime have you ever made a rail gun?
:-)
ACA
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Hillary Clinton says: "I want to take those profits."
Rail Guns Forever!
February 10, 2007 - 22:43 ET by CGatton"...have you ever made a rail gun?"
Yes. Have you?
I've also seen an acoustic refrigerator. Top that one! :o)
R/
Clyde
"...the aspirants to tyranny are either the...men of the state, who in democracies are demagogues,... or those who hold great offices, and have a long tenure.." - Aristotle, Politics, c350BC
OH! CT, you are a genius!
February 10, 2007 - 20:05 ET by Chicago Republican......
Damn you,Chicago and your rel
February 12, 2007 - 10:10 ET by ArmedDadDamn you,Chicago and your relentless pursuit of the truth!The company I work for supplies the aerospace industry and we lost some HUGE contracts thanks to your expose`.Karl got mad and cancelled the helicopter order.Well,there's always the Aurora(super-secret radar-invisible plane)being built on level 17 at area 51.Don't blow this one for us!
Dad, I have no sympathy for y
February 12, 2007 - 14:13 ET by Chicago RepublicanDad, I have no sympathy for you. Its as though you have no concern about Bush and Rove flying these black helocopters over the house of Joe Sixpack, using the state of the art technology to peer into his wife's underwear drawer.
Far as I'm concerned, you're just another rich (probably white) guy trying to get even richer.
Chicago,actually,I'm just a p
February 12, 2007 - 14:36 ET by ArmedDadChicago,actually,I'm just a poor white guy who WORKS for a rich white guy.But if you take down one rich man,you take one hundred poor men with him!Besides,we in the military/industrial complex will just have you 'renditioned' if you get too close to the truth!
Chicago,actually,I'm just a p
February 12, 2007 - 14:40 ET by Chicago RepublicanChicago,actually,I'm just a poor white guy who WORKS for a rich white guy.But if you take down one rich man,you take one hundred poor men with him!!
*Internal thought: "fu**. One of these boobs actually has a working knowledge of economics. Better move on to the next post*