Mark Steyn Calls Global Warming Alarmists ‘Eco-Chondriacs’

Photo of Noel Sheppard.

For those that are unfamiliar, one of the finest writers on the political landscape today is Mark Steyn. His piece Sunday concerning the absurdity of global warming hysteria is a fine example (h/t NB member aero).

First, Steyn mocked statements by the media about how solid the science surrounding this illusion is (emphasis mine throughout):

Indeed. If the science is so solid, maybe they could drag it out to the Arctic for the poor polar bears to live on now that the ice is melting faster than a coed's heart at an Al Gore lecture.

Great idea, Mark. I'd happily pay to see that. He wonderfully continued:

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The silliest argument is the anecdotal one: "You only have to look outside your window to see that climate change is happening." Outside my window in northern New England last week, it was minus 20 Fahrenheit. Very cold. Must be the old climate change kicking in, right? After all, December was very mild. Which was itself a sign of climate change. A few years ago, the little old lady who served as my town's historian for many decades combed over the farmers' diaries from two centuries ago that various neighbors had donated to her: From the daily records of 15 Januarys, she concluded that three were what we'd now regard as classic New Hampshire winters, ideal for lumbering or winter sports; eight had January thaws, and four had no snow at all. This was in the pre-industrial 18th century.

Steyn then pointed out how the current warming trend is really not global:

And, even when we're in a pattern of "global warming" or "global cooling," the phenomenon is not universally observed -- i.e., it's not "global," or even very local. In the Antarctic, the small Palmer peninsula has got a little warmer but the main continent is colder. Up north, the western Arctic's a little warmer but the eastern Arctic's colder. So, if you're an eastern polar bear, you're in clover -- metaphorically, I hasten to add. If you're a western polar bear, you'll be in clover literally in a year or two, according to Al Gore.

Next up was a little history lesson all too often ignored by the currently hysterical who refuse to look at weather patterns before the 20th century:

And, if you really don't like the global weather, wait half-a-millennium. A thousand years ago, the Arctic was warmer than it is now. Circa 982, Erik the Red and a bunch of other Vikings landed in Greenland and thought, "Wow! This land really is green! Who knew?" So they started farming it, and were living it up for a couple of centuries. Then the Little Ice Age showed up, and they all died. A terrible warning to us all about "unsustainable development": If a few hundred Vikings doing a little light hunter-gathering can totally unbalance the environment, imagine the havoc John Edwards' new house must be wreaking.

But the best line was here:

The question is whether what's happening now is just the natural give and take of the planet, as Erik the Red and my town's early settlers understood it. Or whether it's something so unprecedented that we need to divert vast resources to a transnational elite bureaucracy so that they can do their best to cripple the global economy and deny much of the developing world access to the healthier and longer lives that capitalism brings. To the eco-chondriacs that's a no-brainer.

Actually, Mark, for somewhat obvious reasons, everything that emanates from these eco-chondriacs is a no-brainer.

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.


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I just love Mark Steyn. He br

I just love Mark Steyn. He brings such wit, humor, and insight to every topic he covers.

I'm definitely going to be using the word eco-chondriacs from now on. It's perfect!

Aero

Aero,

Yeah, he's a gem. Thanks for the heads-up.  ns

You're very welcome. Anything

You're very welcome. Anything to spread more Steyn throughout the world. ;-)

I love that word too. It iden

I love that word too. It identifies perfectly the feeling I've had about global warming fanatics for some time, I was just unable to put a name on it.  It flows so well too...

Eco-chondriac

I think I might love Mark Steyn. Did that sound gay?

Eric

ET,

When you think about it, wouldn't envirochondriac work better? After all, eco-chondriacs could be all the idiots in the media that are convinced we're in a depression.  ns

So would they be eco-chondria

So would they be eco-chondriacs addited to climate porn.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

Hey danbo,Speaking of   *or

Hey danbo,

Speaking of   *orn...how is that nice warm water?

I hope you are having great fun....do me a big favor....please.  Next time you're under,  take a minute and just stay still, and look up.  And say a little thank you for the lovely ocean.  For me.

Thanks, danbo.....hope your having a fab time in the islands.  You didn't miss  a thing here...truly. 

Haven't gone yet. Will be the

Haven't gone yet. Will be there mardi gras. (Guess I have to bring some beads.)

I am appreciative of it. Will thank your boss for you.And even for me. Doesn't hurt.

BTW I usually do look up. 1. it's the easiest way to find the boat sometimes.. 2. You can see the fish playing in your bubbles. 3. If the water is really clear. The light coming down through the water is great.I've taken a few good UW photos that way.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

If you are thinking of goin

If you are thinking of going to Mardi Gras , don't bring beads, bring body armor.

Is Steyn showing his age?

When the first Earth Day happened around 1970, when I was in junior high (middle school to you young whippersnappers), the trendy word was "ecology".  Now it's "environment".  Maybe Steyn is showing his age.

Eric,You made me laugh out lo

Eric,

You made me laugh out loud, right here at my computer!

Mark is a part time resident

Mark is a part time resident of New Hampshire so he can't be all that bad (he lives in NH because of the lack of state government intrusion, in other words, no income or sales tax).

I see him as the anti-Frank Rich, as Mark also started out as a theatre and film critic who drifted into political commentary. But unlike the blowhard Rich, Mark knows what he's talking about, despite his not having a college (or even a high school!) diploma.

I have been following Mark St

I have been following Mark Steyn for a time now. He has been on HotAir.com and on Laura Ingraham's show. He is so insightful and dead on when it comes to the War on Terror.

"In the Antarctic, the

"In the Antarctic, the small Palmer peninsula has got a little warmer but the main continent is colder. Up north, the western Arctic's a little warmer but the eastern Arctic's colder."

That's how they make their case, by diligently reporting every instance of warmer weather, and ignoring any data that doesn't fit their template.

I went to check the data for

I went to check the data for Palmer station. And it;s was only available from 74-94. So I couldn't check it for recent data. Though there is a daily regerstry. However in 1990 or so the old station was rebuilt so that may be a variable to consider. 64.8 S, -64.1 W.

The near by Faraday station at 65.2 S - 64.3W is available from 1944-2006. There is an increase. However there has been no increase since about 1990.

World wide data can be checked by clicking on the map here.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

The weather station nearest m

The weather station nearest my house. Guess I don't have to worry, or is it not that global?

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

http://www.partyfolio.com/g

http://www.partyfoli...

In addition for climate use:

Stone encased in glacier moving south : Global Cooling

Stone encased in glacier moving north : Global Warming

In emergency : Use stone to wack dumb-a** reporter who is bugging you over cranium.


Thank you Mark, I have used t

Thank you Mark, I have used that Eric the red / Green… land  comparison with my super lib. Brother in law.  They will not argue the facts of history.  The planet has been warming and cooling from the start of time. WITH OUT OUR HELP. Canada was almost completely covered with ice, its not now….hummm how did that happen? Global warming?  If we are so… powerful… make it rain in the Sahara, turn a hurricane, tell the tsunami: not today. Hell we cant even tell a tornado to pick on something other than trailer parks. We are like fleas on an elephant telling it where to go.  I wish the loons on the left would relax for a day or two, have a beer smoke a good cigar. I know, pollution, and health factor…

America is best described by one word, freedom... Dwight D. Eisenhower

In "America Alone&quot

In "America Alone" steyn points out that the big difference between his doomsday predictions of the world and that of the Enviro's and past predictions like claiming the earth didn't have enough resources to feed people is those doomsday predictions solution involved more government, while his is calling for less government.

odds are his predictions are also dead on and Global Warming is an obvious joke.

JPYour concept is inclued i

JP

Your concept is included in the the article I link to below, read it please.

Actually it is worse than t

Actually it is worse than that.

There is an excellent article adressing this issue over at American Thinker.

Go read it, it is well worth the time.

A Necessary Apocalypse

http://www.americant...

Excellent article, read it th

Excellent article, read it the other day.  I've always said its Pascal's God Shaped hole that drives so many Hollywood Leftists to embrace their bleeding heart causes - something to give their shallow lives fulfillment.

JR Dunn is fantastic - my favorite AT writer (sorry Noel, you're a very strong #2!)

CR

CR,

Thanks for bursting my bubble!

Of course, you know that you should never suggest that someone is a strong #2 given the awful visual it invokes? :-)

That asked, find out if JR can juggle and make balloon animals!  ns

Noel, my friend, I would neve

Noel, my friend, I would never imply that you are excrement.  I save that for people like William Arkin.

CR

CR,

I know. I was having some fun. Remember the old Rodney Dangerfield line: "You should always look out for number one. But, be careful not to step in number two."  :-)  ns

My favorite Rodney Dangerfiel

My favorite Rodney Dangerfield line had to be the Caddyshack line "Nice hat.  What do you get a bowl of soup with this?"

Okay, FSU.I've asked this que

Okay, FSU.

I've asked this question of numerous men....and not one has ever given me an adequate reply.

What is it about "Caddyshack" that makes it the quintessential "guy" movie?

Every man I've ever known has thought it was absolutely hysterical.  And absolutely loved it.

Sorry...just not getting it here...never have.  Maybe you can shed some light.

P.S.  I went to school with "Terry the Hippy"..... LOL.

B - not really a big fan of t

B - not really a big fan of the movie, believe it or not.  Just a handful of lines were funny, I thought.  No, the quintessential guy movie is Swingers.

Blonde

B,

As CR said, this isn't a great film. It's a wonderful cast playing ridiculous parts all surrounding golf. What's not for a guy to love?

Furthermore, I want you to know that a love of this film starts early in boys, well before puberty. My son first thought this film was hysterical at the age of six. I kid you not.

But, that's part of the appeal, too. This is a clean film. No vulgarity, and very minor nudity (which gets edited out on TV without destroying the plot).

And, though Dangerfield is wonderful, Bill Murray steals the movie in the role of Karl the groundskeeper. The scene when he's telling one of the caddies about his exploits with the Dalai Lama are a thing of movie legend:

"'On your death-bed, you will achieve total consciousness.' So, I've got that going for me...which is nice."

Every right-thinking man in America knows that entire speech, and laughs hysterically just thinking about it.

I hope that answers your question.  ns

"Cinderella Story.  He'

"Cinderella Story.  He's using aaaaa.... nine iron I believe.  Whoa!  He got all that one."

CR

CR,

It's in the hole!  :-)   ns

Thanks Noel,That kinda answer

Thanks Noel,

That kinda answered a little bit of it.  But not much.

The ex used to watch this movie incessantly....and drive me batty.  I think it had something to do with the tootsie roll scene.

And then, when a good friend went to Iraq, and I did the "DVD gather" for him....(and of course, asked him which movie was the "must have") it was Caddy Shack.

I always thought most of Caddy Shack was one idiot scene after another (well, except for Terry the Hippy, with whom I've had a couple of drinks, etc.).

Bill Murray is sublime.  Always has been, always will be.

P.S.  Nice pic, thanks!

I guess it's just one of those male/female mysteries.  Can't explain it....so kindly forget that I asked.

Male need for mindless, stupid humor

Blonde, we males are wired with a part of the brain that requires the occasional dose of mindless, stupid humor.  It's part of the same eternal mystery regarding why Three Stooges fans are almost all male.  It's a good way for us to get a break from mindless, stupid "journalism".

NK

NK,

You're dancing around it. C'mon. You're close. Spit it out.

It's our way to escape from....

CHICK FLICKS!!! 

:-)  ns

Guilty as charged

Sorry, Blonde, he's right.

Sheesh, Noel.Chick Flicks?As

Sheesh, Noel.

Chick Flicks?

As if......

Cop out.

You have been well and truly busted, Noel.

Blonde

B,

Wait a minute. Are you contesting their existence, or that men who aren't dating have no interest in them? Honestly.  ns

Noel,No way...not contesting

Noel,

No way...not contesting their existence.

Chick flicks are amusing....personally, I find them to be rather comforting when I have a cold and have been in bed for three days with all of my drugs and tissues (Beaches?).  Other than that....I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy!

Do you seriously mean that dating women take men to these stupid sappy movies?  Does that really happen? 

No wonder you're horrified. 

You and the rest of the male population.  Sheesh....that's truly scary.

Blonde

B,

Yes. These are films for date nights. They've been making date films for years. You know that.  ns

Leading men to chick flicks

Don't forget, Blonde, there is a portion of the female population who seem to think the ideal man is basically a woman with different plumbing.  It's a test of our sensitivity, I think.

Um, NK.What portion of the fe

Um, NK.

What portion of the female population is that?

The frightening portion, obviously.

You've got me worried, nk.

Is this what the P.C. "war" has got you thinking, and saying in public?

I am now seriously worried.

I like men.  And I particularly like their male sensibilities.  And I really, really  like their cigars.  Go figure.

Okay, Noel.Since you posted t

Okay, Noel.

Since you posted that picture.....

Wasn't that the funniest thing you've ever seen?  Sally having an orgasm in the diner?  Scares the living hell out of you guys.  Seriously.  Every time I've seen that scene, with a guy in the room....he runs for the head.

Chick flicks are scary?  LOL.

An explanation for Blonde

Blonde, there's a reason for that.  Guys are scared to death of how their female companions would react if we appeared to enjoy that scene just a little too much.  It's not worth the grief.  :-)

B

B,

I actually don't put "When Harry Met Sally" into the chick flick genre. To me, I think it's even a stretch to call it a romantic comedy, for the couple doesn't get together until the end of the film. This is a good, old-fashioned comedy in the style of the Tracy-Hepburn and Grant-Hepburn mold.

I am proud to say I like that film, and have watched it without a woman present.  :-)   ns

But you're ignoring the heart

But you're ignoring the heart of the matter, Noel.

Blonde

B,

What's that? That I wouldn't watch this with a group of guys after a football game?  :-)   ns

Well...kinda.  What idiot wo

Well...kinda.  What idiot would watch that movie?  Not me....but that one scene is worth watching again, and again....it's perfect!

I'd watch a football game with you.

And scare you silly.

I'm a crazy Gator, after all.

Blonde - what kind of TV wou

Blonde - what kind of TV would you watch the Gator Game with Noel on at the Trailer Park?  (sorry, had to get a Gator crack in)

Okay FSU.....I'd watch any ki

Okay FSU.....

I'd watch any kind of movie with Noel (since you asked).

Which, of course, you didn't actually ask.

But since you're a Nole, and semi-um-slow.....well.

So there.

How's it going up there in the deep freeze, FSU?

Too bad, so sad....be sure to plug in your car this evening.

Love ya, FSU!

P.S.  It's 65 degrees here in Fort Lauderdale!

I'll be in Siesta Key in abou

I'll be in Siesta Key in about 10 days.  And counting.  Save your slow remarks for the people on this site that actually need it.

Okay, FSU.I know which ones t

Okay, FSU.

I know which ones they are....not you.

Seeing how you are returning home to Florida soon.

Saving, saving, saving....mean remarks!

BTW....even though you're the enemy....glad you're posting here. 

Ok, ok a little thin skinned

Ok, ok a little thin skinned of me - if I point out that many Gator fans live in trailer parks I should expect some abuse dished out in return.

That's fine, FSU.Why don't yo

That's fine, FSU.

Why don't you come visit me in my trailer park?

You might like it.

But you can't move in to my trailer park.

Not too many people can, actually.

It's a GATOR park, after all.

Noel

I'm with you! Some of the funniest, smartest writing ever in a movie.

Sally: And I'm going to be 40!

Harry: When?

Sally: Some day!

B

B,

Some of the best stuff Billy or Meg ever did, and that's saying a lot because they're both very good. Bruno Kirby was also great.

It's a fun, semi-sophisticated comedy with a number of very memorable scenes, and a solid ending -- although I could have done without the post-mortem interview.  ns

Thanks, nk.I know all of that

Thanks, nk.

I know all of that about you guys....there's something there that makes you love the Simpsons, and South Park...etc., etc.

I'm still trying to figure it out....and even though the explanations here have furthered my insight.....color me a blind blonde as to the charms of "Caddy Shack".  I still don't get it.

To flip it over, though.  I find "Nip/Tuck" to be the most wickedly funny shows I've seen in a while...and I've been vilified for saying that here.  But I find it to be wickedly sarcastic, and funny.

To each his/her own, I guess.

C'est la vie

It's risky using French around here, but in this case, it seems appropriate:  Vive le difference.  (Nit pickers:  I may be botching the French spelling, but y'all know what I mean.)

nk,To risk further bad langua

nk,

To risk further bad language....

Damned straight.

I'll not even address the language francais (who cares?).

Your thought was right on.

I still don't get the Caddy Shack thing, tho. 

Nice try, guys.

Blonde

B,

At the risk of overstepping, isn't Nip/Tuck a bit like chick porn? Here's why I ask. My wife loves this show. Every time I walk in on her watching this, there's a couple having sex.

One time, it was a gorgeous mother and daughter tandem discussing with the doctor they had in bed why he won't kiss them after they...well, if you saw the episode, you know what they were talking about.

Honestly, every time I've either entered a room with this on, or happened on it accidentally, there was a pretty graphic sex scene occurring with a gorgeous male doctor, and very often the woman is a patient.

As such, again, isn't this chick porn?  ns

Oh, Noel...you are so missing

Oh, Noel...you are so missing the point.

Christian (or whatever the actor's name is) has a great ass.  That's fine.

The point of the whole show is the continual pursuit....and the silly efforts people will pursue to get to their ideal.   And of course, it is a perfect metaphor about how shallow our society is...and how destructive the coveting of that which we can't possibly attain is.

The best part, tho, are the "stars" who flock to the show.....worthy of derision too.  You obviously didn't see Rosie w/the star of the show (it only cost her $400,000...about what you'd expect).  And Joan Rivers.  etc.  etc.

Sorry.....if you don't get it...I can't explain it....kinda like Caddy Shack, I guess.

Geez Blonde, you gotta quit watching 'Lifeline' or whatever.

Geez Blonde, you gotta quit watching 'Lifeline' or whatever.

I forget the name of that channel.  You know it.

:-)

ACA

...

Hillary Clinton says:  "I want to take those profits."

ACA,You obviously don't watch

ACA,

You obviously don't watch it...or haven't seen it.

It's wickedly funny....if only one has the sense of humor to see it.

And it's not "Lifetime".  It's FX.

Same channel as "The Sheild" and "Over There".

Raw, but not politcally correct (thank heavens!)

I'm a cinimatic cultural dead person. I'm the worst in the worl

I'm a cinimatic cultural dead person.  I'm the worst in the world

I've missed at least 50% of all movies made in the last 30 years.  I often catch up during periods of depression when I watch TV; that happens about every 10 years.  Doesn't last long enough to see all the movies I've missed though.  Generally a week.

:-)

ACA

ps - I do like Caddy Shack.

...

Hillary Clinton says:  "I want to take those profits."

Blonde...I'm with ACA on this

Blonde...

I'm with ACA on this one. I have seen a grand total of 3 installments of this show, and for the life of me I don't see why people watch it. Maybe it is all about chicks?

Clear,Geez, sometimes you men

Clear,

Geez, sometimes you men can be so obtuse!

It's funny because it's so over the top....everyone on the entire show just pursues their own ends...and ideals....it's pure sheer selfishness. 

I suppose, as men, you've not met women like this...but ask your wives and girlfriends...they'll tell you....there are mercenary (women) out there who act exactly like they do in this show.

Which is why it is so wickedly funny.

Sorry, that's the best I can do to explain it to you guys. 

Let me see...it's kind of like Hillary Clinton.  She's trying her level best to be attractive....but she needs some help...so the Dr. gives her a bit of help (nip/tuck)....but she's still such a supreme bitch that it doesn't matter.  The plastic surgery was perfect....but Hillary's natural acid drips through and ruins her face lift.

Like that.

Blonde...I guess I will conti

Blonde...

I guess I will continue to drag my knuckles on the ground. Chicks... too confusing for me!

I can ask my wife and my granddaughter anything I want, as long as I immediately hand over my credit card.

I was also a big fan of 'Debbie Does Dallas'.

I was also a big fan of 'Debbie Does Dallas'.

Was that a 'chick' flick?

ACA

...

Hillary Clinton says:  "I want to take those profits."

ACA...I have heard about DDD

ACA...

I have heard about DDD for many years but never had the pleasure to view. I hear it's a very touching flick!

Bad ACA.Go to your room!Debbi

Bad ACA.

Go to your room!

Debbie Does Dallas?

OK Ok picking up rocket science toys and going to basement.

OK Ok picking up rocket science toys and going to basement.

Geez...

Walked through the room of kids again, huh?

ACA

...

Hillary Clinton says:  "I want to take those profits."

ACA...I have heard about DDD

Oooops. Dbl post.

B

B,

Actually, I walked in on the Rosie scene. I couldn't eat for days. My therapist isn't sure I'll ever be able to eat red Jell-o again. :-)  ns

Okay, Noel.If you saw it, you

Okay, Noel.

If you saw it, you MUST admit it was hillarious.

And you are such a liar, liar, pants on fire.  As IF...you had  a therapist.  Who'd recommend red jello?  For an upset Rosie stomach?  Silly man.

Sorry, can't help it...I find strange things rather funny.

But I still don't get "Caddy Shack". 

Which is where this whole bizarro conversation started.

I think that's it...I'm done.

Blonde

B,

Do you like the Marx Brothers? Or Mel Brooks films?  ns

Certainly, Noel.Classics.

Certainly, Noel.

Classics.

Can't leave out the Stooges,

Can't leave out the Stooges, Noel.  More quintessentially male entertainment.

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

You mean the Capital Gang, ST

You mean the Capital Gang, STL? 

Um, no.  That would be a maj

Um, no.  That would be a major insult to Moe, Larry, and Curly.  And even Shemp, Joe Palma and Joe Besser!

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

Yeah, nothing induces a bowel

Yeah, nothing induces a bowel movement like Eleanor Clift on Liberal Hee Haw pontificating about the genius of Bill Clinton.  She and Molly Ivins spent the entire 90s under his desk.  I'm sorry, apologists for Bill Clinton and his genius are fools I find really hard to suffer.

STL,Don't worry about it....j

STL,

Don't worry about it....just hop in.

As long as you slay your Union Boss....no worries.

This is truly getting to be a silly conversation.  Yes?

Saw

Saw,

We already did Stooges. :-)   ns

Missed it.  On this thread?&

Missed it.  On this thread?

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

Saw

Saw,

Yeah. I think they came up earlier. We've been trying to explain to Blonde why guys all love Caddyshack.  ns

Been following for a while. 

Been following for a while.  She just doesn't get it.  Still don't remember the Stooges.

A favorite of my youth - "Strange Brew" with Bob and Doug MacKenzie, eh?

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

Saw

Second city. Funny stuff.

"If I didn't have puke b

"If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you....."

Nu?That's it....I'm just blon

Nu?

That's it....I'm just blonde. 

I suppose it will never make sense.

I'm out...it's been fun.

Confusing.

But fun.

Nite all.

"...there's something th

"...there's something there that makes you love the Simpsons, and South Park..."  and Blazing Saddles.  Don't forget Blazing Saddles.

"The way you guys are lollygagging with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hunnert and twenty degrees.  Can't be more'n a hunnert-n-fourteen!"

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

Blonde...in jest...A fellow w

Blonde...in jest...

A fellow walking on a beach rubs a bottle he finds in the surf. The genii that pops out then grants the fellow one wish. This fellow decides to use his wish for the benefit of all and asks for a bridge from Calif. to Hawaii. The Genii protests the logistics involved and requests the fellow ask for something else. The fellow thinks a bit, then asks to be able to understand women. The Genii thinks about this a bit, then asks the fellow would he like a two or four lane bridge.

That's a great allegory.  Ni

That's a great allegory. 

Nice first post.

Welcome, friend.  Have fun here...it's a crazy site, sometimes.  As I'm realizing.  I was just being silly.  Now I'm toast!

CR

CR,

Even better:

The last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it!

Hey, doll, wanna make twenty bucks the hard way?

Nice kid. Now I know why lions eat their young!

Hey, you musta been something during the Hoover administration.

ns

"No, Carl, no one says t

"No, Carl, no one says that about you...as far as you know."

"Ten bucks the Smails kid picks his nose."

"Probably just a..routine...emergency."

"Where did that go?"  "Right into the lumberyard, Danny."

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling