"Ah, first off Chris, ah, um, I want to thank you for your help in pushing, ah, er, our agenda, and, er, ah, and let you know, ah, that our total IQ wouldn't fill, er a container, ah, er, about this big"

Teddy Kennedy (D) demonstrates the size of container that would be too big to hold the democrat plan for Iraq. Tim RUssert (dummie) looks on, not understanding.

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Senator Kennedy demonstrates the Senate procedures for welcoming new paiges and interns.

Interesting to note: REUTERS went ahead and made a "reporter/journalist" a Republican. Does that mean timmies views are biased to the right?

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Tim, It's like I'm living in the Land of OZ!

Like the Tinman, I have no Heart,

Like the Scarecrow, I have no Brain,

Like the Cowardly Lion, I have no Courage,

So to make it simple, just call me a Real Democrat!

'It's a warmish...all overish feeling'

Now, this might sting just a little bit.....

Um, ah, Tim, I just, ah, sharted.

“Tim, the support of the American People for George W. Bush has shrunk to the size of a pitted prune.  His sole political base now resides on a web site called NewsBusters.”  Regards, Dave High

"Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."  ~ George W. Bush ~ MakesYaProudDonIt?

"I am loosing my real estate (sp?) to higher sea levels"  why didn't I or the Clintons take this more seriously earlier.  ???

Senator Edward Kennedy rejects claims that a new Hardy Boys Mystery book is based on his tragedy at the Chappaquiddick bridge.

AKA: armyvet

Teddy:  "You see Tim, it is painfully obvious that we had no plan when we went in, a totally chaotic event from the beginning, with tragic loss of life that could have been easily avoided.  It was such a beautiful place before we went in, and it turned into such a quagmire."

Tim:  "Well, enough about your Lake Chappequidick fiasco Senator Kennedy, what do you think about Bush's proposed troop surge." 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

My Doctor said I'm not a GOING problem.
I'm a GROWING problem.

What a set of---bazoobas on that chick. She was so hot, I think I'll ask one of my cousins to rape her!!!

"Can you believe this? I wrote 'No Child Left Behind', but I get to hammer Bush about it, and you people let me! I LOVE you guys. Give me a hug!"

"Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit."
--Ronald Reagan

Teddy -- "Thanks Tim for your continued efforts on behalf of the cause . . . . and  I'm glad you don't have Limbaugh on your program any more".

"I'm going to strangle you Tim if this mug has coffee in it."

Tim, you ignorant slut: if I drove a Volkswagen, I'd be president right now.

Now this is what you say at the Libby trial...

...and whatever you do, don't stretch it and go overboard....

It's sink or swim!

Trust me!

"Vodka Tim. Stay with vodka, you go mixing wine or scotch in there and your gonna pay for it. Now pills, I generally stay away from the pills. Some of the younger Kennedys can mix them, but not me! Trust me on that one big guy I'd never steer ya wrong. Thanks for the face time. Back next week, right?"

"Tim, when I was reincarnated for the third time, I was a turtle about this big."

Tim: "What incarnation is this for you?"

"I'm on three and a half."

some times, my ear plugs aren't enough to block out liberal manure.

"Ya see, there I was, upside down in the Chappaquiddick with a dead chick beside me."

"What was I supposed to do.....wait?"

BRITANNICUS SUM

"Tim, do you like Gladiator movies?"

"Look, Tom, Tim, I'm an idiot and your an idiot.  We can all be idiots together.  There's no future in one of us trying to make sense.  Whatever the President says, you just say the opposite...get it?" 

"I hear you've been hitting on Nancy.  Is that true?"

"No, Tim, that's not true. Harry's looking good, though."  

I keep her brains in a jar of formaldehyde about this big.  That way, I'll always have piece of Rosemary with me... literally.

"You know, I had an idea once. It was a jump to conclusions mat... You see there would be this mat that has different conclusions written on it that you can ...jump to."
--Senator Kennedy explains to Russert his next big legislative idea

"everymorning and everyday, I bossa nova with you"

"I like a bottle that fits in my hands like this...that is usually the right percentage of alcohol"

Senator Kennedy describes how incredibly large his old liver was before the transplant which he claims is responsible for the fawning Media hype about how 'good' he is looking today.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

Seriously Tim, being a Kennedy means you can get away with anything . . .

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"One thing that seperates liberals from conservatives is that liberals are craftier and work without the hinderance of a conscience." --Lynn Wooley

"Tim, the secret to being a world class groper is hand technique."

Road to impeachment!

Does this site understand hypocricy?? 

neorevisionist history- Bush never skipped out of the guard for several months. Why should we ever account for those missing months. Laura never killed her ex boyfriend. Bush never had affairs and is happily married. Bush never went to camp David after getting drunk and arguing about Laura's skin cancer. Bush never snorted coke and his granddad never loaned money to Krauts!

neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '