SOTU Tradition: Washington Post Critic Praises Teddy Kennedy For Looking Good

Photo of Rich Noyes.

In his review of last night’s State of the Union address, Washington Post TV critic Tom Shales praised the performance of Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy, who apparently did a fine job of sitting in his chair and looking senatorial. “He looks so venerable and distinguished by now that it’s hard to get a bad picture of him,” Shales gushed. “In fact he seems more and more to resemble Claude Rains as a veteran white-haired senator in Frank Capra’s classic movie 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.' Life imitating art’s imitation of life.”

Three years ago, Shales was similarly ecstatic at Kennedy’s ability to strike a pose. “The best reaction shots were those of Ted Kennedy, whose stature seems to grow right along with his nose year after year after year. Kennedy has now reached a grand moment in the life of a senator; he looks like Hollywood itself cast him in the role,” Shales wrote after the 2004 State of the Union. “Kennedy looked great, like he was ready to take his place next to Jefferson on Mount Rushmore.

But after the 2002 State of the Union, when Kennedy had the more arduous task of standing to receive a presidential compliment, Shales was less enthusiastic: “As the cherry on the sundae, he [President Bush] acknowledged the help of Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) and praised him, which brought Kennedy to his feet smiling to the cheers of the crowd. Kennedy looked hale and robust, though one couldn’t help notice a certain resemblance to SpongeBob SquarePants, the popular Nickelodeon cartoon character.”

Oh, and as for the actual speech-giver, Shales was tepid: “George W. Bush flirted with eloquence only at the end of his so-so, nuts-and-bolts State of the Union speech last night....As seen on all the major and minor networks, the speech was workmanlike and the presentation presentable.”

But that pink, puffy, sleepy Ted Kennedy — he sure can sit, can’t he?


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his "stature seems to g

his "stature seems to grow right along with his nose"?

If you meant that as a compliment, you may want to re-phrase that, Tommy Boy...

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

The poster child for the dems

The poster child for the dems. I don't think Mr Smith would be debating the impact on his career as a woman drowns.

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”   H.L. Mencken

"his stature seems to grow ri

"his stature seems to grow right along with his nose"

There is a glaring mistake in this statement - It should read:

"his stature seems to grow right along with his gin blossom"

Senatorial????I'd say the fel

Senatorial????

I'd say the fella has looked HOMICIDAL ever since his joy ride on Chappaquiddick....

Given his desire to "cut and run" we can all expect to die at the hands of terrorist bombers with nuclear weapons in the very near future....

A bigger jerk has not occupied Congress in modern history (including Joe McCarthy).....

Nowhere to Run....Nowhere To Hide.....

"...it's hard to get a b

"...it's hard to get a bad picture of him."

If pictures of him aren't bad, then I guess there is no obesity problem in this country.

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

It's hard to get a bad picture of him?

Does he not remember the photos and story that his own newspaper carried?  The fat bloated Teddy on top of a beautiful woman, captioned as drilling off the coast?

I guess when I look at the photo, I say at least he didn't look drunker than usual..

Have you seen Tom Shales lately?

"If pictures of him aren't bad, then I guess there is no obesity problem in this country."

If you'd seen a recent picture of Tom Shales, you might understand his perspective. Tom isn't exactly petite.

As for Teddy, well, that's what a good embalmer will do for you.

Then Shales stuck up for Kenn

Then Shales stuck up for Kennedy after the third Bush-Kerry debate in the October 14, 2004 Post:

Kerry said he advocated a "pay-as-you-go" plan for the national budget, which Bush shortened to a "pay-go" plan, sneaking in an irrelevant reference to Sen. Ted Kennedy, with whom Bush and Vice President Cheney are always trying to link Kerry. When Schieffer asked a question about jobs, Bush took his cheapest shot of the evening, ignoring the question to say to Kerry, "There's a mainstream in American politics, and you sit right on the far left bank," then adding that Kerry was so liberal he made Kennedy look like the conservative senator from Massachusetts. It was crummy behavior for a president of the United States, the kind of thing better left to lap-dog pit bulls such as vice presidents.

The swimmer cannot stay awa

The swimmer cannot stay awake and Ms America blinks 50 times a minute.

JDW

Kerry: "You know, education, if you make the most of it ... you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

When I saw this camera shot,

When I saw this camera shot, I looked at my watch and thought... little early in the evening for hangover, ain't it teddy? 

Well, at least he wasn't snor

Well, at least he wasn't snoring ala John McCain.

This Is All Kennedy Does

This is what Massachussetts voters vote for? A slumping Kennedy doing his best snooze imitation? My goodness, these twerps get what their tiny little liberal minds pay for. A hapless, do nothing, blowhard baffoon. Hey, Massachussetts voters, hate to break your little bubble, but the guy is a drunk and so is much of his family. This is the kind of representative you want in the Senate. With a team like Kerry and Kennedy, the liberal bluebloods and union leaders must be so pleased. These blowhards have multimillion dollar mansions and holdings and you think that they represent the "common man/woman" of the state of Massachussetts? This is yet another reason that people are leaving this state in droves along with most of the New England states like Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine. There's nothing there for any independent, intelligent, critical-thinking individual. The moose and deer have more independence and intelligence than your typical, New England liberal. Sad but true.

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.  Air Force Motto

emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.

Massachusetts Mystery??

Massachusetts Mystery??

Born and raised there--had to leave --largely because of voters picking this boil on the butt of humanity and the other jerk, Kerry. I have friends and family back there. I guess we are still friends because we never discuss politics. I still have memories of fellow Bostonians walking through the streets during Ted's first campaign singing "Camelot: based on his brother's Presidency.

A family that never accomplished anything. A following of mindless robots.

Gee, He looks OK, it's when h

Gee, He looks OK, it's when he speaks that one starts having problems with him.  Meanwhile, I'm having a Hillary "looks" problem, everytime I'm surfing thru channels, and she comes up on the screen, I immediately change the channel.  This "gut" reaction is NOT what I want to do, but I can't help myself.   I don't want to become a "Hillary" hater and model myself after the "Bush" haters...but it's a difficult reaction to overcome...I can only hope that in the time between now and the 2008 election, I can be exposed daily, so I can work with this adverse personality defect, and endure a few minites of her image. 

Maybe I can start with the Sound turned way down..?

I need help. 

JayTee

You are not alone...maybe we should start a club or something.  How about hA (hillary Anonymous) with a 12 step process?

face piles of trials with smiles

Maybe a Hate Hillary in '08 c

Maybe a Hate Hillary in '08 club......the Anti-christ to the Bush-haters ?

I've got to overcome this syndrome........H.H. anonymous ?   

Say "there is a God&quot

  1. Say "there is a God" and He will either prevent her or help us survive her
  2. Realize she puts her pants on just like the rest of us
  3. She is a mom and probably did not spank her child until she was aleast 4 years old
  4. First Man is a novel idea at least
  5. Maybe they would bring back what they took from the Whitehouse the first time
  6. Save your money and take a trip to DC and stay in the Lincoln bedroom
  7. There is some consistency to this...Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton/Bush(JEB)/Clinton(Chelsea) she's 35 by then!
  8. Along with pelosi, both these mom's and eventually both grandmothers might soften a bit and consider being pro-life
  9. at least she better looking than Helen Thomas
  10. Its about "I am woman" - stupid
  11. maybe there will be a news story about a blue-stained suit (sorry, low blow)
  12. (add your own) I am done

face piles of trials with smiles

Hey VR, if your 12 step progr

Hey VR, if your 12 step program allows for drinking, "I'm in."

for it riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave

drinking is in..Teddy will be

drinking is in..Teddy will be our poster boy

face piles of trials with smiles

lol JayTee

rofl

No worries JayTee, you are in the safety zone.

Danger is present when that current revulsion metamorphizes into an overwhelming urge to meet and confront Hillary to make your demands concerning a redress of grievances, and upon looking in the mirror, you see the face of Cindy Sheehan.

Kennedy DOES look great

In a Keith Richards kinda way.

Three cheers for Mary Jo Kope

Three cheers for Mary Jo Kopechne, who insured there would be no President Teddy Kennedy!

That bloated, drunken waste of oxygen would have been as bad, if not worse, as Bill (I did not inhale, I did not have sex with that woman) Clinton.

And that is what people from Massachusetts want representing them in Washington?  Kennedy & Kerry: two reasons why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote.

"A communist is someone who reads Marx.  An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx."  Ronald Reagan

This appears to be a case of democratic pravda at work

This appears to be a case of democratic pravda at work. I note after the 2002 spongebob reference, it is clear the demo machine tentacles reached out and touched someone, thereby gaining a lifelong ally, who luckily will now keep his msm employment.

gushing pic caption: He's so stately and coordinated, focusing his populous concentrated knowledge on the extra credit legislative reading while deftly wielding his mighty marking instrument.

ted looks like one of snarky

ted looks like one of snarky old hollywood hasbeens with the fat ass, alchohol induced red complexion.  he looks like the only thing that might light up that face is a good looking, well built cheap (or free)  hooker with a free stash of coke. 

ted looks like one of snarky

ted looks like one of snarky old hollywood hasbeens with the fat ass, alchohol induced red complexion.  he looks like the only thing that might light up that face is a good looking, well built cheap (or free)  hooker with a free stash of coke. 

Shales on Kennedy

The photograph in this posting doesn't do his red nose justice.

It was so repulsive during the address last night - not a pretty sight.

Why are voters still walking into walls for this drunk? 

Cella

That disgusting reb bulbuous protrusion is progressive truth for the libs about the tremendous "personal family burden" poor Teddy the victim carries about, so the liberals tender pity heartstrings go out for the man sousing his soulwounds while defending their equally in pain inner child. The cuckoo commisseration index pegged to the lib limit.

He looked hammered to me!

He looked hammered to me!

"He looked hammered to

"He looked hammered to me!"

Ah but semby, Teddy has long since progressed from "hammered". These days he doesn't stop until he's "comatose".

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Was this person serious? Ted

Was this person serious? Ted Kennedy looks like he died 10 years ago, got stuffed, and has been being propped up ever-since.

The way he over-praises Teddy

The way he over-praises Teddy Kennedy, you'd think Shales was wearing a blue dress.

la' buffoon'en

The great state of Tax'a$$uetts's, servent of the people finest hour: maybe try "cut;en out the "double"johnny walker,before run'en to? or was that ,from your? job? those long table dancing, lunch'es are truly hard on the old body ?  

foolnomore

I never heard about Fat Teddy dancin' on tables. What has this world come to??

mr .bill

think they call them "dance floors" back in the "Skull'y Square Day's",Sir<

Holy Mackerel

Holy Mackerel  Skull'y Square?? Boy , did you take me back in  time.

Then I guess that's when Teddy went to the burlesque show. (Don't remember the name of the theater.) LOL

A couple of months ago I actu

A couple of months ago I actually visited the grave of Claude Rains. I'm sure he's rolling over in it today after being compared to Chappaquiddick Fats.

Claude Rains served with a Scottish Regiment in World War I and was honorably discharged after being blinded in one eye with poison gas in France

On the other hand, Teddy got his rich Daddy's help in getting out of the Army after only serving 16 months out of a 4 year hitch in 1953. And until he got him out early, Old Joe also pulled strings to get him stationed in Paris, instead of being sent to Korea, where the shooting was.

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vi-va la'help

Having an education does help you, from getting stuck on a "half-track",but you could get stuck ,with a half in the "bag-job" ! 

Like reading speechs written by youthful idiots.??

"He alone,Who owns the youth,Gains the future"

(Adolf Hitler-speech-Reichsparteitag,1935)

Claude Raines?

Actually, and Mr. Shales should know this, Raines' Sen. character in the movie "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" was a very corrupt man. He had for years been bought by lobbyist. Were I Teddy, I wouldn't take the comparison as a compliment!

The persona of gin polio on

The persona of gin polio on Mt. Rushmore?