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llinois Senator Barack Obama enters the CBS studios in preparation for his appearance on Face the Nation in Chicago on Sunday, Jan. 14, 2007. (AP Photo/Aynsley Floyd)

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"Senator! Senator! Wh

"Senator! Senator! What's your current score in pocket pool?"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Bill Clinton isnt the only on

Bill Clinton isnt the only one who cums out of his office smiling!  :~P

Barack HUssein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama was a Muslim for almost 25 years and is a master at shaping his own mythology.
 
 In Obama's famous 2004 DNC Convention speech, he said ""My father was a foreign student, born and raised in a small village in Kenya.  He grew up herding goats, went to school in a tin-roof shack.  His father -- my grandfather -- was a cook, a domestic servant to the British."
 
 In fact, Obama's grandfather, Hussein Onyango Obama was a prominent and wealthy farmer from Nyangoma-Kogelo, Siaya District, Kenya.  He was part of the British colonial system, owned a large ranch and was one of the first Muslim converts in his village.  His son, Barack (changed from Baraka, an Arabic word meaning blessed) Hussein Obama Sr. was a child of privilege, not privation.  He was an outstanding student, not a herdsman.
 
 Like other children of privilege, Obama's father was a person with access to the highest levels of government in Kenya and as a result of those connections was able to come to America to study in 1958 at the age of twenty-three.
 
 His scholarship, to the University of Hawaii at Manoa, was organized by a former Kenyan cabinet minister, the late Tom Mboya, who was earmarked as Jomo Kenyatta's successor.  Kenyatta, president of the Kenya African Union and the country's leading nationalist leader, was charged with managing the Mau Mau terrorist society in Kenya and sentenced to seven years hard labor along with five others.
 
 The senior Obama married a fellow student, eighteen year old Shirley Ann (Anna) Dunham of Wichita, Kansas.  A self-professed atheist, Dunham was an anthropology student.  Obama Jr. was born on August 4th, 1961, in Honolulu.
 
 Two years later, the senior Obama divorced Dunham according to Sharia law and returned to Kenya the same year that Kenyatta took control as the first prime minister of a self-governing Kenya (June 1963).  He became an economist and a powerful member of Kenyatta's government which was one of the most corrupt regimes in Africa.  The Mau Mau was finally banned by the Kenyan government in August 2003 (one year before Obama's DNC speech).
 
 Was Obama lying when he said, "My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation," in his famous speech?  His father abandoned him to return to the secret shame of Kenyatta's history of rape, murder and arson."
 
 Obama's father died in a driving accident in 1982, leaving three wives, six sons and a daughter.
 
 Obama's mother remarried.  Again, she chose another Muslim, Lolo Soetoro, an oil company manager, who took Dunham and Obama to Indonesia, the most densely populated Islamic country in the world.  Soetoro educated his stepson as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schoolsWahabbism is the radical teaching that created the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad on the industrialized world.
 
 When his mother divorced her second Muslim husband, Dunham sent Obama to live with his maternal grandmother in Honolulu. The teenager lived with his grandparents -- "white folk," as he describes them -- and attended the prestigious Punahou School, the school of Hawaii's royalty. Dunham remained in Indonesia.
 
 In his book, "Dreams from My Father," Obama wrote of his mother, “She was a lonely witness for secular humanism, a soldier for New Deal, Peace Corps, position paper liberalism.”  In his book, "The Audacity of Hope," (pp 202-203), Obama wrote that she was “always too rational and too stubborn to accept anything she couldn’t see, feel, touch or count."  She was the quintessential secular humanist, he told Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter and Daren Briscoe.
 
 Julia Suryakusuma, the author of Sex, Power and Nation, says that Ann was one of her closest friends from 1981 until her death of ovarian cancer in 1995.  Suryakusuma, wrote in the Jakarta Post, "Ann was an anthropologist.  Her doctorate research was on cottage industries in Java and she had a deep love for this country."  In a later paragraph, she writes, "I think she would also see Berry (Dunham's nickname for Obama) as a great inspiration for Indonesia, her (Dunham) adopted home."
 
 Obama then studied for two years at Occidental College in California before transferring to Columbia College, the undergraduate division of Columbia University, where he majored in political science with a specialization in international relations and graduated in 1983.  Obama then worked for Business International from January 1984 to January 1985.  After that he  worked as a community organizer at a Chicago housing project. It was during his time spent there that Obama joined the Trinity United Church of Christ (UCC). Oprah Winfrey and Howard Dean are also members of the UCC and on October 29, 2006, Dallas's Cathedral of Hope, known as the “world’s largest gay church,” was accepted into the UCC.
 
 Trinity has a non-negotiable commitment to Africa, is committed to the historical education of African people in diaspora and committed to liberation, restoration, and economic parity.
 
 At the UCC General Synod in 2005, the denomination adopted a resolution calling for “equal marriage rights for all” – regardless of gender.  This includes homosexuals and transgendered individuals.
 
 Trinity is very anti-Israel and supports divestment.  It is also unique among UCC churches nationwide in its black value system which requires commitment to the black community and family, adherence to the "black work ethic" and disavowal of the pursuit of "middleclassness."  It also states members must make a pledge to gift the black community with members’ learned skills and personal resources.  They also must pledge allegiance to "all black leadership who espouse and embrace the black value system."
 
 Note:  To appreciate the racism of the Black Value System, read its 12 precepts and covenantal statements (link above) , substituting the word white for black.  Additionally, item 8, "Disavowal of the Pursuit of 'Middleclassness'" is kind of an interesting concept.  I've Googled the phrase and can find no description of its meaning.  Could it mean that Trinity wants African-Americans to remain poor and indebted to the Democratic Party?
 
 The question needs to be asked, was Obama's conversion faith-based or political expediency? In either case, Muslims view Obama as first a Muslim and as an apostate Muslim, he faces the death penalty in nearly the entire Islamic world.
 
 There is no dispute among either ancient or modern Muslim scholars that under Islamic law, a murtadd, “one who turns his back on Islam,” an apostate, must be put to death.  Irtidad, apostasy, is committing treason against God, and traitors deserve to be killed.   At a minimum, other Muslims would shun him if not kill him and his mother.  The fact they are eagerly welcomed by the Muslim community begs the question, is he their 'Manchurian' candidate?
 
 At a minimum, Obama should be asked if he will support the efforts of Christian missionaries in Islamic countries to peacefully convert Muslims to Christianity.
 
 In his 1995 memoir, "Dreams from My Father," Obama admits to using marijuana and cocaine. 
 
 On "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Obama was asked by Leno about taking drugs.  Said Leno, "Remember, Senator, you are under oath. Did you inhale?"  Replied Obama, "That was the point."  In his book, Obama excuses his drug use as "reflective of the struggles and confusion of a teenage boy; teenage boys are frequently confused.”
 
 Even more incriminating than the fact that Obama inhaled and admits to "maybe a little blow," Obama is a cigarette smoker, actually, a chain smoker.  That's more than a just a little substance abuse.  The question begs asking, how much of a striver can he be if he's also a smoker?  It was sort of disappointing to read a recent interview in which Mr. Obama claimed to have quit except for the occasional lapse.
 
 Obama has become the Senate's point man on ethics and now says he will no longer accept rides on corporate jets.  This after having accepted 23 such flights, some to attend his own  fundraisers, in 2005 alone.  He joined only a handful of Democrats in voting against a Senate reform banning the widespread practice of legislators hiring their family members on their campaign or PAC payrolls.  He does, after all have a very activist wife.
 
 Ethical questions also surround Obama's shady real estate deal and relationship with indicted political fundraiser and Arab-American activist Tony Rezko, who befriended Obama during his Harvard days.
 
 Obama bought a $1.65 million dollar mansion at a gigantic discounted price, some $300,000 less than the asking price.  The same day, Rezko's wife bought the adjoining lot, paying the full $625,000 asking price.  The Rezko involvement invited a second question for Obama: did Rezko's wife in effect subsidized Obama's purchase of the opulent home and also provided an abutting private preserve that adds to its ambience?  The lot isn't accessible from the public street but can be reached from Obama's property.
 
 Pretty good for a guy earning $165,200 per and who once ran his credit cards up so high that the credit card company denied him access to further use of his card.
 
 His political history in Illinois shows that Obama has proven himself to be a nearly perfect leftist dhimmicrat.  He supports homosexual marriage, racial preferences, gun control, flag-burning, socialized medicine and the absolute right to abortion, including partial-birth abortions. He voted against requiring medical care for aborted fetuses who survive.
 
 He is anti-war, voted against the reauthorization of the USA Patriot Act, against privatizing Social Security and opposes the death penalty, three strikes laws and school vouchers.  He has no military service record.
 
 He believes in the separation of church and state -- except when he campaigns in black churches.
 
 He loves Jimmy Carter and is the 18th most liberal member of the Senate, receiving a 100% rating from Americans for Democratic Action, NARAL Pro -Choice America, National Organization for Women, the NAACP and the National Education Association.
 
 Some may say that this backgrounder is biased, however, perception is everything in politics and both Ted Kennedy and CNN (Cable News Network) have mistakenly referred to Obama as Osama (as in ben Laden).
 
 I just don't believe America will ever elect an uber-liberal, apostate Muslim and self-admitted drug user to the Office of the President of the United States.
 
 What really scares me, though, is that I could be wrong.
 
 This backgrounder is evolving and additions and/or corrections are welcome and should be sent to Beckwith using the "Mail To" link at the top of this page.
 

You're not wrong at all--or G

You're not wrong at all--or God help us.  This politician talks well, says good things and attempts to draw people in--and then votes EVERY chance he gets for every awful and dumb liberal notion that comes down the pike.

Parental notification (as in no notificaiton) comes to my mind first.  He and Pelosi--great minds (sic) of the left.   

Liberalism is a convenient lie.

Barack Hussein Obama

Politically incorect to call him the manchurian candidate. Should be the african-manchurian candidate.

Great and VERY informative po

Great and VERY informative post!

I know someone who worked closely with Obama, and the person says that Obama lies and lies and lies. Obama will look one person in the face and say one thing and then turn around and tell another person something totally different.

I saw Obama on a late night show, Jay Leno (who I like) but leno was all but turning gay and offering himself to Obama. It was disgusting. And Obama, was anything BUT a man who came from humble beginnings. Pride and arrogant go side by side with Obama.

Again, GREAT POST!

Debra...

"Hey Sahib, know where I

"Hey Sahib, know where I can get some crack?"

Barak uses Marlboro-brand &

Barak uses Marlboro-brand "crack" these days! Actually, does anyone know Barak's real cigarette-brand? I plugged-in "Marlboro" above only beause they sell a very popular form of cra...er...cigarettes. :) What brand of tobacco Barak Obama smokes will tell us something about him, and hopefully he has the good taste as well as the time to also smoke good cigars.
JMR

sarc,I think Barak might roll

sarc,

I think Barak might roll his own, using the newspaper he's holding.

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

Not a bad choice, since han

Not a bad choice, since handrolling allows cigarette users direct control of diameter, moisture-content, and tightness -- all of which affect flavor -- while partially-avoiding taxes at the same time. But I suspect Barak's a smoker of one of the better-known US brands like Marlboro or Benson & Hedges. I just hope Barak has the balls to do something politically-incorrect and defend his right to take risks with his own body by smoking tobacco. I'm sure all of his advisors are telling him to go on nic-patches & publicly-quit, but the rebel in me hopes he'll tell them to stuff it.
JMR

CN,At least he is putting the

CN,

At least he is putting the fishwrap to some good use.

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Obama never caught smoking by the press ?

Obama never caught smoking by the press ? Oh, that's right, I forgot, they have destroyed 120 hours of that footage from a thousand rolling reels already.

 Gotta keep up that great half white hope !

My money is on one of the m

My money is on one of the menthol brands. Kools or Salems.

DSG

That might be a good bet, t

That might be a good bet, too. There's emerging evidence that taste preferences could -- in part -- have a genetic basis in food, and that might apply to cigarettes, too. For example, my family grows a fruit called lychees. They're all good-tasting, but Asians tend to prefer one variety and blacks/whites/etc tend to prefer another variety. Anecdotal evidence indicates a similar phenomenon with menthol cigarattes, especially the "Kool" brand, and black people.
JMR

My money is the press will NEVER show Obama puffing

My money is the press will NEVER show Obama puffing, and have censored dozens of shots and clips already.

...

"I don't need my glove since all they will throw at me are slow underhand softballs..."

Hiding his cigarette in a n

Hiding his cigarette in a convenient newspaper, Barak Obama tried sneaking a smoke, away from the eyes of his MSM fans. Seconds later, the newspaper burst into flames, which Obama promptly extinguished by flapping his ears. It was like...a miracle.

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

- Arabian Proverb

He's smiling because someon

He's smiling because someone on the side is offering him a cigarette.

JDW

Kerry: "You know, education, if you make the most of it ... you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

"Yes, I am laughing on t

"Yes, I am laughing on the outside about my ears.  But on the inside, it's a river of tears.  Do not print that.  I'm putting you on notice."

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."  - A.J. Liebling

Imagine the dB range this g

Imagine the dB range this guy must have.

JDW

Kerry: "You know, education, if you make the most of it ... you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

I've got the whole world in my hands

Sen. Obama seen here sings a little tune

"I've got the US press,.............in my hands"

"I've got the whole press,...............in my hands"

"I've got the world wide press.............in my hands"

"I've got the whole world in my hands"

Engorged head

1. Look! My head is larger than my entire body (thank you MSM - making it swell).

2. Look, I put both legs into one pants leg at the same time.

Caption

[Aside: Allihu Akbar] The American media is fooled so easily!

Eeeeaarrrss Obama.. (Usin

Eeeeaarrrss Obama.. (Using my best Ed McMahon voice)

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

SSSUUUUUCCCKKKEEERRRS, the Am

SSSUUUUUCCCKKKEEERRRS, the American people (read as the Left) are Soooooo stupid, they actually think I have the credentials to be the President of the US of A!

The LSM makes me laugh every time I see things like this, too funny.

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful to the Ignorant"

On Broadway - The Drifters T

On Broadway - The Drifters

 They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway (on Broadway)
They say there's always magic in the air      (on Broadway)
But when you're walkin' down the street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere      (on Broadway)

They say the girls are something else on Broadway (on Broadway)
But looking at them just gives me the blues     (on Broadway)
  'Cause how you gonna make some time
When all you got is one thin dime
And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes     (on Broadway)

Ha!  They say that I won't last too long on Broadway (on Broadway)
I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say (on Broadway)
But  They're dead wrong, I know they are
  'Cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit 'til I'm a star  on Broadway (on Broadway)

Great Rackie, now you have a

Great Rackie, now you have a stupid song stuck in my head. However, you were spot-on with the reference. Too bad he does not have anything more to offer the American public.

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful to the Ignorant"

perception trumps reality - s

perception trumps reality - so it doesn't matter that he's an empty suit.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

Wait till these guys see what

Wait till these guys see what I have on Hillary!

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad

Barack Obama empties his

Barack Obama empties his pockets before passing through the
CBS metal detectors, on his way to a taping of Face the Nation. The empty suit was forced to face the music,
when Bob Schieffer started asking him questions supplied by Hillary’s oppo
research team.

Silly rabbit, an Indonesian

Silly rabbit, an Indonesian Madrassa is a peace acadamy!

"I'm just a big fat hairy American Winning Machine!" - Ricky Bobby

"Does this tie make my 

"Does this tie make my ears look BIG?"

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Obama (thinking): "Ahhh,

Obama (thinking): "Ahhh, yes. The media is great ... 'I love you. You love me ...'"

Frankenlies.com: The truth about the lies of Al Franken; Al debunked ...

Wow. Not one reporter asks

Wow. Not one reporter asks a question I actually have to think about! And that's a good thing because, man, I am so toasted right now!   

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere"          -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib, 4th Islamic Caliph

Cake Man, the newest member o

Cake Man, the newest member of the MSM Chippendale's review, arrives before the midnight show.

I guess I'm the smelly kid in class (ACA - here)

I guess I'm the smelly kid in class (ACA - here)

I registered today with Air America to comment, made two comments, they've been deleted and I can't log in?  <edit>Actually, I just checked it out, I'm still there. <end edit>

Gee.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

How did Bush ever get elected

How did Bush ever get elected?Twice! He sure is a tough act to follow! rofl!If an awol monkey with no credentials can get elected,  I won't have any problems!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

Baraka: &quot;Dang, Gore

Baraka: "Dang, Gore couldn't beat Bush.. Kerry couldn't beat Bush.. Gee... I hope I can beat Bush this time. At least KOS's poster of the year, Rhayes, thinks I can."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Jerry...Truth is... he can't

Jerry...

Truth is... he can't beat Bush this time ; )

CT, please don't tell Rhay

CT, please don't tell Rhayes. It would break his heart to know that GWB will retire as the un-defeated, two time heavyweight champion of the presidential world.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Jerry..I gave up replying to

Jerry..

I gave up replying to anything rhayes has to say a long time ago. I don't play well with idiots!

Rhayes Sucks

Obama: Man, that rhayes is a partisan, left-wing goof-ball. I sure hope he'll do his best for my campaign 'cause he sure lost it for Gore and Kerry.

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.  Air Force Motto

emjem says: When your brain's stuck on liberalism it self-destructs.

rhays

Oh, and look what the cat has dragged in!  Bad, BAD kitty!

And why is it I just felt the mean IQ of this blog drop by forty points?

He's not a monkey and he nmev

He's not a monkey and he never was AWOL--he says what he believes and follows through--most dims lie by using language to confuse, change the subject and attack the character of their foes--like calling President Bush an awol monkey. 

Liberalism is a convenient lie.

Conservatism is a convenient lie for Neoconmeisters!

He's not a monkey and he never was AWOL

hmmm, according to brainwashed neocon revisionist history, conveniently hidden from american history ...but the truth will come out about our primate president just as the picture with a convicted criminal shaking hands with our dictator!

--he says what the corporations and oil companies want us to believe!

 and follows through?? just as he has with his "mission accomplished in Bagdad!

-most dims lie(??  neocon grammar?)

 by using language to confuse, change the subject and attack the character of their foes...yep he does a good job doin that with Rove helpin chimp with the dim lies backed up by your favorite govt. propergander station!

--  

half the country likes calling President Bush an awol monkey. 

Liberalism is a convenient lie.  ...democracy is an even more convenient lie for this administration

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

shaking hands with our dictat

shaking hands with our dictator!

Rhayes, you mean, this dictator?

Funny, Dave! Hillary looks a

Funny, Dave! Hillary looks a lot better in a suit than Bush did. Bush sports the Chaplin mustache with his Alfred e NEWMAN monkey look. This site is so hilarious.

Its so sacreligious on this site to call you blokes neocons and accurately label Bush as a chicken hawk awol Nazi,

 but its ok to label everyone that disagrees with this insane war a leftist lunatic....funny

this site is the most hypocritical in the universe!

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

Ya know rhayes, you come here and make countless cheap...

Ya know rhayes, you come here and make countless cheap shots at my President, you call him AWOL (I'm not real sure you have any idea what that means) you call him a chicken-hawk (I'm pretty sure you would know what that means) and you call him a NAZI.

Could you cite one thing President Bush has done that would make him a  NAZI?  Could you 'prove' some way other than Mr. Burkett's cheap faked documents (remember Dan - got fired over that) or your trying to turn a stint in the National Guard as an Air Force Jet Fighter Pilot into an attempt to escape Vietnam duty?

In case you don't know, National Guard duty during Bush's SERVICE to this country was no way to ESCAPE squat when it came to Vietnam.

I would think that you would show a little more respect to the millions (yes millions) of National Guard servicemen here and in the country.

And, you actually (since I will bet my life) you are are no Combat Vet, have no right to disparage all the N.G. guys who did serve.

So, just go.  Please

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

I'm not really trying to de

I'm not really trying to defend Rhayes here, but let's be frank; a LOT of people toss around the words "Nazi" and "Fascist" around here with regards to whatever political ideology and/or tactic they find offensive. It is bestowed upon the MsM and a great number of Democratic politicians regularly, and while it gets the job done of communicating that you find that person or group to be "bad", the actual reference to Nazism tends to be pretty hollow.

Also, I don't think most liberals want to disparage the National Guard per se, but find Bush's silver spoon way of getting into it (rather than combat in 'Nam) to be just yet another indication of his pampered, dissociated-from-reality political upbringing.

For someone who doesn't want to defend rhayes, you do a good job

For someone who doesn't want to defend rhayes, you do a good job.

Where's the NAZI in Bush?  Where's the Combat Vet experience in rhayes?  I am a CV and I resent the hell out of Liberals calling our President a 'chicken-hawk' and I resent people calling him a NAZI.

So, your idea that Bush got a 'silver spoon' treatment to get into the Guard is also crap.  Been  disproven over and over again.

Further, rhayes has no idea what he is talking about.

I'll put my toes up against that idiot any day and if you want against yours.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

We're in agreement here Aca

We're in agreement here Aca. The president is certainly not a Nazi; I may not like him much, but to call him such is hyperbolic nonsense that the so-called "9/11 Truth" squad clings to desperately. I'm also saying that our fellow NBers deploy the Nazi comparison in reference to things they don't like as well, and that seems to go over just fine around here. Double standard, that's all.

As to Bush's status as a Silver Spoonist, let's be frank; he'd be nobody without Bush Sr. and his connections. Maybe not an abject failure, but he owes his lofty status to his privileged upbringing. And that's fine, some people are lucky that way. And I don't think the NG issue is necessarily dependent on that, but it certainly just added another layer for people who interpreted the story in the way that CBS wanted them to (note I'm laying some blame on the media here).

So, your toe-to-toe challenge notwithstanding, I'm not really up for a fight, although I think it's funny that that's how you closed your remarks.

rhayes got my Irish up... Nothin' personal.

rhayes got my Irish up... Nothin' personal.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

Haha, then I guess my decli

Haha, then I guess my declining to fight would be "getting my French up"?

Well, I dunno about the 'French' but I'm definately Irish.

Well, I dunno about the 'French' but I'm definately Irish.

Anyway, I'm so tired of all the Canards of the Left.

Where's the equilivant on the right?

1.  Bush is a 'chicken-hawk'.

2.  Bush is a Nazi.

3.  Domestic spying.

4.  Iraq is a 'quagmire'.

5.  Iraq is a 'mistake.'

6.  Iraq is Vietnam (revisited).

I'll let you know right away, I actually studied Chinese and Economics (2 - 3 degrees in all that stuff) and I resent other people who don't know diddly squat talking about how great 'socialism' is, if only 40 million (who know?) hadn't died under Stalin and 4 million under Pol Pot.

Or whatever.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

I grew up in Paris and move

I grew up in Paris and moved to the US when I was 8. But I can poke fun at myself.

Anyway.....

1. Kerry, Murtha, McCain are unpatriotic borderline-traitors for criticizing the war through their own combat experience

2. All liberals are actively trying to ban Christmas and make the practice of Christianity a punishable offense.

3. Democrats, especially Pelosi, are going to literally steal your money with this fiendish "taxation" ploy. Just listen to how Unsane characterizes it...

4. Barack Obama is a token candidate who the network anchors would literally fellate for a 2-minute interview.

And so forth....

I'd have a hard time equating this list with mine.

I'd have a hard time equating this list with mine.

Let me ask you.  How does anything on your list attack the morale of the United States Public and destroy the morale of our troops?

Aside from that, which is a serious queston, John Kerry, for example is no 'borderline' traitor in my opinion.  He is a traitor.  I lived through John Kerry and his disparaging 'testimony' before Congress about what  a 'baby killer' I was.  Figure that one out.  I was a soldier.  Not a 'baby killer' with a 'Zippo' lighter in my hand.  So, when we get done with John Kerry, I don't want him in the same room with me.

Murtha, I honestly cannot figure out.  He's a bit like Imus.  Both Marines and both in my opinion why people who join the Marines should stay Marines.

McCain is a sad figure, in my opinion.

That takes care of #1.

#2.  I dunno, I'm not a Christian.  But I see a lot of Christian bashing that doesn't result in people losing their heads?  My only defense of Christians is they have as much right to political voice as you or I.

#3.  It kills me to agree with unsane, but I do.

#4  If Osama (er...Obama) wants to run for President, fine by me.  I won't vote for him.  That's about all I can do.

You need to try to address my frustration with the Canards, not each canard.  I agree the political discourse sucks, but rhayes is out of control here.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

Rhayes has always been out

Rhayes has always been out of control, making moderate, sane liberals look bad. No disagreement there.

I wasn't trying to equate our lists, only to point out the comparably outrageous things that I think the right, in general, says about the left. Remember, I'm not disagreeing with your list of canards, only pointing out that, contrary to your statement, there is comparable drivel coming from the other side of the aisle.

As far as troop morale, I think it would be disheartening to see combat veterans like McCain and Murtha being maligned; a lot of troops in Iraq now may want to be politicians, writers, or just generally to draw on their current experience, and the reception that the aforementioned veterans has gotten makes it clear that they'd better mind the P's and Q's.

I watched Apocalypse Now this morning, so I probably shouldn't comment on Vietnam....

Well, I can't watch those type of shows. I did read Conrad.

Well, I can't watch those type of shows.  I did read Conrad.

If I watch those shows, I get sick.

I"m trying to discuss the reality of Liberal slop that this site actually addresses occasionally.  Not always.

When I get worked up, as I was and still to some degree am, I get a bit out of control myself.  But I gotta tell ya, Liberals are doing everything they can to destroy our morale.  Our morale as a country and our morale as troops.

And, I, better than most you will engage on this site, understand the 'chilling effect' of politics on CV's opinions.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

I gotta tell ya, Liberals a

I gotta tell ya, Liberals are doing everything they can to destroy our morale. Our morale as a country and our morale as troops.

You may be right. I truly don't think that's the intention of most of us though.

Then, speak out against it.

Then, speak out against it.

That's what I do and I get called a NAZI and baby killer.  Sorry, that was a cheap shot.

ACA

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Acaiguana says:  "I love blind Monkeys and any inference that I am making fun of blind Monkeys would be wrong.

On my use of the verb "steal"

Rupert - If my use of the word "steal" offends your sensibilities somehow when I describe Leftist approaches to taxation, I suggest you ask yourself the following (as I have):

What purpose does taxation serve?

My answer: Taxation is a necessary evil for the federal government (and other government agencies) to pay for the items essential for government functions.  For me, it is as simple as that.  For that reason, as I have stated time and time again, I voted for Steve Forbes in 1996, and indulge in vitriolic sarcasm whenever Leftists discuss how to go after "the rich" or "the wealthy" or whatever.

You see, taxation is exactly as I described it above.  It is NOT a mechanism for the government to "get even" with the successful in order to subsidize failure or boost the morale of the lower and middle class. 

When the top 40% of wage earners are paying 99.94% of the federal bill, can I call it anything else other than theft?  What do the bottom .06% of the pack do to earn such a subsidy, one that I, with my meager salary, do not get to share in? 

This IS stealing, and stealing from the successful just because they are successful.  It is idiotic to me and immoral in an Ayn Rand sense.  Why Leftists think they have a claim to what the successful make is beyond my mind's feeble powers to comprehend. 

If the Left wants "fairness", then why won't they join me in taxing everyone at 15-17% of income, with NO deductions whatsoever for anyone?  The answer: because it is easier to sell "we'll screw those Hyper Evil Rich Bastards for you" and call it "fairness".  That isn't fairness, that is grand larceny, pure and simple.   

"HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D???."  - Meshuggah, "3ntrapm3nt", from Catch Thirty Thr33 (2005)

But I can poke fun at mysel

But I can poke fun at myself.

Why waste your time when we can do that far more effectively than you?

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

Rolling on the floor laughing

Rolling on the floor laughing, standing up laughing and cooking dinner laughing Jack...

Good one and thank you...don't know if my other half is going to thank you by dinner time, but heck I am!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Jack and BT, it's nice how

Jack and BT, it's nice how you can horn in on a respectful back-and-forth exchange between two posters that unfolded over two hours with a ready-made insult like that. Seriously, what a comic gem. And Bigtimer, to have a reaction like that you must either impress really easily or be doing the cheerleader thing where you laugh extra hard at the jokes made by the guy you have a crush on.

You're laboring under the mi

You're laboring under the mistaken impression that I actually care what you "think" about any subject, let alone little old moi.

And not to be judgmental or anything, but why not save the amateur psychiatry for whichever support group you attend.

Proud member of the all-powerful and vast militarist/industrialist/capitalist/zionist-bagelist complex

This might horrify you Jack

This might horrify you Jack, but technically it's not amateur....

il n'y a pas de commentaire intelligent ici.

that's why this site cracks me up, Rupert!

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neocon logic:"Person A makes claim X There is something objectionable about Person A Therefore claim X is false '

I'm still laughing Rup...you

I'm still laughing Rup...you ought to try it sometime, it is good for the soul!

Please have a good day, would ya!

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

We're in agreement here Aca.

We're in agreement here Aca. The president is certainly not a Nazi; I may not like him much, but to call him such is hyperbolic nonsense that the so-called "9/11 Truth" squad clings to desperately. I'm also saying that our fellow NBers deploy the Nazi comparison in reference to things they don't like as well, and that seems to go over just fine around here. Double standard, that's all.

As to Bush's status as a Silver Spoonist, let's be frank; he'd be nobody without Bush Sr. and his connections. Maybe not an abject failure, but he owes his lofty status to his privileged upbringing. And that's fine, some people are lucky that way. And I don't think the NG issue is necessarily dependent on that, but it certainly just added another layer for people who interpreted the story in the way that CBS wanted them to (note I'm laying some blame on the media here).

So, your toe-to-toe challenge notwithstanding, I'm not really up for a fight, although I think it's funny that that's how you closed your remarks.

wwow!it's so nice to see an honest true conservative instead of the typical brainwashed neocon that lives on this site everyday!what a breath of French, I mean Fresh air! tdfkeep up the good work, Rupert!

I'm not a conservative, I'm

I'm not a conservative, I'm a sane liberal, and if you'd rein in your theatrics you might be too.

Thanks for the kind words though.

You are welcome, Rupert. Forg

You are welcome, Rupert. Forgive me for thinking you might be conservative, since I feel that they rarely allow liberals that give comments disparaging Bush... making ad hominem attacks is the normal course for discourse with folks left of Bush.

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

You are full of it razey...as

You are full of it razey...as usual.

"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under."  Ronald Reagan

Rhayes has always been out of

Rhayes has always been out of control, making moderate, sane liberals look bad. No disagreement there.

out of control??I suppose so...but compared to a president out of control and the brainwashed folks on this site  I am pretty  mild...

"No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we all are accomplices."

E. Murrow

Still so bitter, hayse.

Still so bitter, hayse.

Anyone who knows my posts kno

Anyone who knows my posts knows I am far from the typical poster on this site. But, I have to disagree with you.

Compared to the extreme right-wing people on this site, I guess I do come across as a liberal. Other than some name calling and other rude comments, my posts have appeared, sometimes quite often.

And Lord knows, Bush sucks (IMHO).

Rupert Cadell,I take umbrage

Rupert Cadell,

I take umbrage with your claim that other NB posters from the conservative side use the words "Nazi" or "Facist" in attacking Dems. I would like some quotes, take a bit of time in the search, and find me a time where a conservative calls either Clinton that name.

Rupert

Rupert, in other words, the same lofty standing Kerry has enjoyed, or Ted Kennedy, or Pelosi, etc.

So, I'm sure you're very happy to put them down for it as well. Yeah, I'm certain.

BTW - I guess most of the flaming left idiots never watched the Rather interview, and if they did, never paid attention or thought about it. Dan's star witness admitted Bush 41 and 43 had no idea the dead oilman said to have perhaps attemtped to call in a favor ( the interviewie couldn't remember how it actually happened ), had actually made the attempt.

 When it was asked if Bush ever knew, it was claimed there was a vague letter sent that gave thanks for the help, but the letter itself was not specific, and assuming it meant help to get in the guard was the only way to go with it.

The great Bush basher asside Rather admitted he had no evidence to support his claim, and often when he tried to call in favors, it didn't work. LOL

 I mean I really, really don't believe rhayes EVER watched the interview, and if he did, it's good he's teaching retards on a reservation, because no doubt he fits right in.

 I find it quite disturbing what can occur after an interview like that, and how many ignorant braindead morons latch on to their own stupidity and send it about endlessly. It's amazing.

Well Sporty, it's true that

Well Sporty, it's true that those Democrats you mentioned grew up privileged as well, but I never put Bush down for it; in fact, I described his circumstances as "just fine