Chicago Tribune lovelorn columnist Amy Dickinson had some interesting advice yesterday for a woman whose husband has lost that lovin' feeling. If she doesn't initiate it, there's no sex.
Amy tells the frustrated spouse: "For fun and to try to mix this up a little, you two might develop a verbal or visual cue that is more subtle than simply asking for sex. For instance, when one of you mentions Vice President Richard Cheney, that's your code."
Perhaps Mr. Cheney is even more potent than his liberal opponents know.
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I think the libs are still tr
January 7, 2007 - 17:27 ET by ThisnThatI think the libs are still trying to counter the Clinton years. Instead of "doing a Lewinsky", they want to start the chant "I'll have a Cheney?" What a disgusting set of people.
TnT,LOL!At least it is with
January 7, 2007 - 17:41 ET by bigtimerTnT,
LOL!
At least it is with the partner you are married to!
So it doesn't bother me that much...more power to Cheney!
"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under." Ronald Reagan
Love the one you're with
January 7, 2007 - 17:48 ET by Michael M. BatesAt least it is with the partner you are married to!
Generally, advice to the lovelorn columnists don't hold to such old fashioned notions, do they?
That is sooo true, and now th
January 7, 2007 - 18:14 ET by bigtimerThat is sooo true, and now that you mention it, surprising!
"If we ever forget that we are a Nation Under God....then we will be a Nation Gone Under." Ronald Reagan
Doing a Lewinsky
January 7, 2007 - 17:46 ET by Michael M. BatesIt depends on what the meaning of "Lewinsky" is, although it appears the verdict may be in on that.
Cheney, that dog. He He he...
January 7, 2007 - 17:30 ET by acaiguanaCheney, that dog. He He he...
Who woulda thunk?
ACA
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Acaiguana says: "Which city is next?"
Cheney, that dog
January 7, 2007 - 17:47 ET by Michael M. BatesGrumpy old men rule. And I'm not saying that just because I'm a grumpy old man.
"Honey, this party is
January 7, 2007 - 18:30 ET by Ken ShepherdI guess it would make for funny dialogue for a Cialis ad.
Funny dialogue
January 8, 2007 - 13:40 ET by Michael M. BatesI guess it would make for funny dialogue for a Cialis ad.
I think their ads are already pretty funny. That stuff about four hours. . . .
Cialis
January 8, 2007 - 13:52 ET by nkviking75And if one needs Cialis, does one tell the doctor he's having "hunting accidents"?
Guess we'd have to ask Lynn C
January 7, 2007 - 18:38 ET by BlondeGuess we'd have to ask Lynn C. about this one.
I'd love to see a lib ask her.....and see said lib try to pick up his head off the floor after she answered.
Gotta laugh, tho. Isn't it absolute folklore that women love "bad boys"?
And isn't "Darth Vader" the baddest boy in the Universe?
Nice post, Mike.
Laughing. Out loud!
Blonde and the baddest boy in the Universe
January 8, 2007 - 13:36 ET by Michael M. BatesAnd isn't "Darth Vader" the baddest boy in the Universe?
I thought it was probably one of the Kennedys, Blonde, but you may be right.
Thanks for the encouragement.
Well Cheney makes my wife hot
January 8, 2007 - 08:08 ET by Ruths husband BenWell Cheney makes my wife hot. I usually give her a back Rumsfield first though, and then show her my Schwarzenegger .
I would say something about
January 8, 2007 - 08:16 ET by JerryI would say something about ROVE'ng hands or taking a BUSH whacking, but that would be like taking CONDI from a baby.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Cheney and Desperate Housewives
January 8, 2007 - 13:37 ET by Michael M. BatesThis may fall under the "more information than we really need" category. :)
Cheney?! That's the verbal
January 8, 2007 - 10:49 ET by balboaCheney?! That's the verbal cue? Why not Jerry Stiller, or Spiro Agnew, or Bird Flu?
Spiro Agnew
January 8, 2007 - 13:47 ET by Michael M. BatesCheney?! That's the verbal cue? Why not Jerry Stiller, or Spiro Agnew, or Bird Flu?
OK, how'd you know that I use Spiro Agnew? Huh? Huh?