Heartbreak! Obama Not Enough to Sustain Hollywood Lovefest

By Warner Todd Huston (Bio | Archive)
January 31, 2009 - 09:19 ET

Sing it.... "I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, I feel Obama in the air he makes us all friendly, he's the real thing" .... OK, maybe that wonderful sentiment can't last. But, as Andrew Breitbart reports, this emotional high has only lasted the Obamagassed Ashton Kutcher a mere 10 days. 10 measly days was all the love-your-neighbor that Mr. Demi Moore could take.

Not long ago, Kutcher was involved in a video of sycophantic Obamaists from Hollyweird where he "pledged" his fealty to a politician. He also pledged to be a more civil fellow saying that he would "always represent my country with pride, dignity and honesty." I'd suggest that this young man should go look some of those words up in a dictionary somewhere because with the uncivil tirade he spewed out against his neighbor for early morning construction noise Ashie was being neither neighborly nor dignified.

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Brietbart recounts the part of the saccharine "I Pledge" video where some of Kutcher's supposedly famous pals said that they would reach out to their neighbors to be more friendly.

Ioan Gruffudd: “to meet my neighbors”…  
Rex Lee: “Find out their names”…  
Cameron Diaz: “I am gonna give ‘em a smile”…  
Tatyana Ali: “And ask them how I can be of service to them”…

Yet, Kutcher only got 10 days into his new Obamitude before he reverted right back to typically petulant, Hollywood diva mode when his next-door neighbor began construction on his home at 7:30 AM. Guess our boy Ashie isn't a mornin' guy, huh?

Kutcher not only made an obscenity laced video to complain about his neighbor (as seen on the Tabloid site TMZ) but he twitted his displeasure on his computer.

“this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!”

“Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal”

“holy moly I’m gonna lose it!”

“this ass clown has another thing coming!”

“I’m gonna kill my neighbor”

So much for loving your neighbor.

I watched the "I pledge" video and it is four or so minutes of my life I'll never be able to get back. But, I have to admit that the thing almost made me want to make a pledge, myself. I almost wanted to pledge to find out who half of these so-called famous people were in the video. But, on second thought, I realized I just don't give a hoot about even the ones I did know.

I also noted a sad thing. It was sad that a mere politician could elicit such mindless fealty. Sad and also somewhat disturbing. For instance, the schlocky "I Pledge" video ends with this: "I pledge to be a servant to our president..." Really? A servant to Obama? I mean, wow.... just wow. What sort of American bows and scrapes to a mere politician so? This is the sort of worship that religious figures and monarchs receive, but not what should be showered on an American politician. In fact, it's downright unAmerican to act so gobsmacked by a mere politician!

Anyhoo, it's nice that ol' Ashie can get some publicity, I guess. He seems to be the male Paris Hilton, pretty-ish, but famous for being famous. Still, he's young yet. Maybe someday he'll make a good movie? He's got time... as long as he doesn't keep attacking his neighbors on TV and the computer, that is! That could invite an unpleasant incident that might end badly. We need another Obamitude adjustment here.

Where’s the love, man?

(H/T NewsBuster reader Blonde)

(Photo of Mr. Demi Moore credit: thesun.co.uk)


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Slavery

January 31, 2009 - 09:38 ET by DontFeedTheTrolls

For instance, the schlocky "I Pledge" video ends with this: "I pledge to be a servant to our president..." Really? A servant to Obama?

Yes, that applies to all white Americans, in order to 'pay back' the poor, pitiful 'African Americans' for the thousands and thousands of years America kept them in slavery.

What's that you say? America bought and sold slaves from about 1500AD to 1860AD? Africa bought and sold slaves from about 6000BC to 1960AD?!?! I'm confused, I thought only the white man was a slave trader. I thought America was the last to outlaw slavery. After all, that's what they teach in the government schools America runs.

D

Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.

DFTT's that was the most

January 31, 2009 - 10:03 ET by Jack Bauer

DFTT's that was the most OUTRAGEOUS thing said in that hilariously funny abasement to Obama.

The idea that the citizen is the SERVANT of the Great Leader Chairman MAO-bama is rather astonishing, no? What is this: The United Soviets of America?

They clearly think the constitution begins with WE THE GOVERNMENT...

To avoid bankruptcy, Rome's budget must be balanced; debt reduced; arrogance of authorities moderated; payments to foreign governments reduced; people must learn to work, instead of living on public dole: Cicero. 63BC

All the people who back

January 31, 2009 - 09:52 ET by Acros

All the people who back this  President listen to that speech "JUST WORDS" literally. These people believe do as I say not as I do!!!!

Breitbart's new site

January 31, 2009 - 09:58 ET by Blonde

Is a hoot. 

One of the commentors over there made a pretty funny comment, too...like why'd he have to bring up his old lady? (this SOB owl feces cougar placenta).

The "celebutards" (another great article over at Big Hollywood) are so shallow.....and breathtakingly stupid and uninformed.

Nice pic and reference to "Ashy" there, WTH!!!  :)

Here's a solution

January 31, 2009 - 10:09 ET by mizflame98

Mr. Demi Moore just needs this to get his head right again.

"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot

It may be OK to be

January 31, 2009 - 10:40 ET by eaglewingz08

It may be OK to be gobsmacked by a politician, but at least could it be one who had at least one notable accomplishment before being elected President, other than an accident of birth-skin color?

Hey Asshton, mommy Demi has

January 31, 2009 - 10:46 ET by midnight cowboy

Hey Asshton, mommy Demi has a bottle of warm milk for you to make you feel better so you can go night night.

MC

January 31, 2009 - 11:21 ET by Rukus

Better yet, he needs to go to That 70's Show set and partake of their stash and chill out. LOL!

 

Gary


Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"

Dude

January 31, 2009 - 12:44 ET by zoro7957

.............Dude, where's my brain?

Exposed For What They Are.

January 31, 2009 - 12:44 ET by rammingspeed

The list of celebrities in the I pledge video are a combination of the juveniles, stoners, and aging hippies who watch Jon Stewart. They couldn't be more stupid or irrelevant.

Egadz...

January 31, 2009 - 12:58 ET by JohnMcGrew

...I can only imagine what these useful idiots might have been saying in a certain European country in 1933...

Another Hollywood idiot.

January 31, 2009 - 13:34 ET by rbosque

Another Hollywood idiot.

Brain teaser

January 31, 2009 - 13:45 ET by doug1950

Who is the "smart" one in this family?

Maybe it

January 31, 2009 - 15:48 ET by UpNorth

was Bruce Willis?  He got out before everyone went insane.  Somehow, I can't picture him pledging to "serve" the Fuehrer, I mean President.  Bet he sits back and laughs and laughs at these libtards.  Within reason, of course.  Can't offend the money men too much. 

Here's a website that lists

January 31, 2009 - 21:01 ET by celator

Here's a website that lists who gave how much money to which candidate or party for the last several years.

You can examine the data in several ways: by donors (media, celebrities, sports figures, etc), or by candidates (contributions to candidates by individuals). Lots of other ways to cut the data, as well. Easy to use.

Some interesting surprises. Very neat site. Here tis:

http://newsmeat.com/...

For liberal Democrats and the Old Media, everything is crisis, chaos, calamity and catastrophe. That justifies stealing your property and liberties.

Interesting info, celator...

January 31, 2009 - 22:24 ET by Jer

Interesting info, celator...The biggest surprise to me was discovering there are apparently a lot of awfully stingy celebs--of both parties--on the planet. 

Unsurprisingly, most of the Hollywood donors were/are Dems, but I guess the GOP can take some comfort in the revelation that over the past couple of decades Shannon Doherty has given 100% of her contributions to Republicans--a whopping $240.00!

And, for pete's sake, one would think if Rush wants to be the conscience of the Republican party, he could squeeze a tad more than a measly two grand out of that $400 million contract he recently signed to help elect Republicans.  Heck, I think Steve Forbes and his seven million dollars in contributions to the GOP deserves to be calling the shots.

Anyway, thanks for the link.

Jer

Jer...Some surprise

January 31, 2009 - 22:57 ET by celator

Jer...Some surprise donations and some expected. If you look up who Obama gave political contributions to, you'll see in July-Aug 2008, he gave (trying to remember now) something like $7,000 to Hillary's campaign. That struck me as strange. Not sure what was going on there.

Yea, there are some cheapies in there.

For liberal Democrats and the Old Media, everything is crisis, chaos, calamity and catastrophe. That justifies stealing your property and liberties.

now, dont forget Holywood,

January 31, 2009 - 16:29 ET by jdeldin

now, dont forget Holywood, you can only make $400,000. per year as per Obama..

 Who's Ashton Kutcher ?

January 31, 2009 - 19:16 ET by Slickster

 Who's Ashton Kutcher ? Sounds like some gay activist name.

Obama trading cards

January 31, 2009 - 19:54 ET by nkviking75

"It was sad that a mere politician could elicit such mindless fealty."

In a world where you can buy Obama trading cards in the checkout line at Walmart (True!  I saw them today.), we're going to have to spend the next few years suppressing the urge to barf.

A few years from now I hope these idiots become smart enough to feel embarrassed by their current behavior.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Isn't posting a death threat..

January 31, 2009 - 20:07 ET by nwahs

Isn't posting a death threat (credible or not) on the internet, at least a misdemeanor?

Only if it's against a

January 31, 2009 - 20:17 ET by Clear thinker

Only if it's against a Conservative. If it's against a liberal it's a Federal Felony!!!!

The Great American Con-Job

 

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I am beyond sick of Ashton

January 31, 2009 - 20:18 ET by RR GOP

I am beyond sick of Ashton Cootchie, and really, really, really sick of those nauseating, cutesy camera commercials he does (I already have friggin' cameras, and most Americans can't afford new ones now anyway...so go away, a$$hat).

I can handle Matt Damon because he's at least been in movies where they blow $hit up and he played an airborne paratrooper, and Leo was pretty cool in The Basketball Diaries and Titanic...

Most of these pretty boys will, I hope, be on one of those 'where are they at now?' shows within a decade and making wise-ass comments on shocking video series.

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

You must watch the pledge first

February 1, 2009 - 05:58 ET by thebutlerdidit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then read this right after. If you enjoy parody, and think these people are idiots, then this is a treat:

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dburge/2009/01/20/i-pledge/

 

Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke