Talk about arrogance, but apparently New York Times Columnist Timothy Egan wants to stop Joe the Plumber from being allowed to have his book published and calls the government oppressed blue collar man a "no good citizen" and a "no good plumber." Arrogantly, Egan imagines that Joe somehow doesn't deserve to have a book deal.
Egan imagines himself more qualified than Joe to write a book and in his column Egan asks Joe if he wants him to fix a leaky toilet? He then haughtily replies, "I didn't think so." You see, Egan thinks he is smarter than anyone as low as a Joe the Plumber.
And I don’t want you writing books. Not when too many good novelists remain unpublished. Not when too many extraordinary histories remain unread. Not when too many riveting memoirs are kicked back at authors after 10 years of toil. Not when voices in Iran, North Korea or China struggle to get past a censor’s gate.
Sounds like sour grapes here from ol' Tim! Sounds to me like Timothy Egan has had a book or two of his own rejected by the publishing industry! Egan can't stand the fact that someone like Joe the Plumber, a man that he obviously despises for his lower status in life, has found the fortune of a moment in time that offers a book deal. This is the sort of upper class twitism that so infects the extreme left of the American illiterati, isn't it?
After Egan dismisses (without reading, by the way) a Joe the Plumber book, he starts in with the name calling.
Joe, a k a Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, was no good as a citizen, having failed to pay his full share of taxes, no good as a plumber, not being fully credentialed, and not even any good as a faux American icon. Who could forget poor John McCain at his most befuddled, calling out for his working-class surrogate on a day when Joe stiffed him.
Yep, just pure, unadulterated, overly emotional, grade school playground taunting. If this tripe is all he has to offer, maybe we are seeing why Timmy's books have been returned unread by all those publishers?
Naturally, Mr. sour grapes also found a way to smack at Governor Palin, too. It should be noted that no one has elected Egan to anything nor offered the second highest office in the land to this stuck-up, pseudo intellectual. It must hurt him pretty badly.
Unsurprisingly, Timmy Egan uses this whiny affair as an opportunity to pump up Barack Obama's supposedly wonderful writing abilities as evidenced by his two memoirs.
But, here is the thing. Few politicians or those momentarily newsworthy ever write their own books. Almost all of them have ghostwriters. Hillary Cllinton had one and there really isn't any proof that Obama actually wrote his own books. It is just assumed that he did. But one thing is sure and it is something that is already widely known. Joe the Plumber's forth coming book was not written by Joe Wurzelbacher alone. Joe has a co-author that is clearly acknowledged, unlike Hillary's ghostwriter who has been hidden from view and made out like she doesn't even exist.
So, what we have here is Timothy Eagan, imagining that publishing is a zero sum gain and when one person is published someone else must be denied, complaining that a "real" writer is somewhere not being published because Joe the Plumber is being published. But what Egan cynically refuses to reveal to his gullible readers is that a "real" writer IS being published along WITH Joe's book. Joe's co-author is named Thomas N. Tabback and it will be Tabback doing the heavy lifting. No one is pretending that Joe has written this book on his own. No one but Timothy Egan, that is.
So, Egan's whole point is sort of mooted, here. Egan’s snide slap at Joe is, in the end, just meaningless, partisan hatred to no real purpose. Well, no purpose, perhaps, but to make Egan feel better about himself. That and it is a way for him to get the snarky, congratulatory back slapping he's imagines he'll get at those far left cocktail parties that he finally expects to be invited to. Sadly, in all his vast writing experience, Egan seems never to have run across the word “humility.”
Mr Egan has revealed in other interviews that he's "had some really depressing times in journalism over the last five or six years." So, it isn't surprising that he once again forces us all to endure another example of his agonizingly maladjusted psyche. The man just cannot stand it when anyone else has success, especially if it is someone with an opposing political ideal.
And in that he is nothing special and is as common a lefty as they come.
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Elitist? Moi?
December 7, 2008 - 06:14 ET by Indiana JoeHow is it that pretty much the whole "liberal" side of American politics (you know, the champions of "the little guy") looks down their nose at "the masses?"
You have all the Palin-bashing, which was based pretty much on the fact that she isn't a big-time, Washington-insider, career politician. Excuse me, isn't that what most of us claim we need in politics? The citizen-legislator/president? "Of the people" and "by the people?" Mighty fine words, but you don't expect us to actually apply them, do you? No, we're for "hope and change!" Judging by Obama's Cabinet picks, that was just a slogan too. Try to introduce real change, really different viewpoints and ideas, in Washington, and they'll feed you to the sharks. Wonder how many of those "policy questions" could have been answered by the askers? Without a research team looking them up ahead of time, I mean.
Joe the Plumber made the mistake of asking the Oben One a sincere question that Obama flubbed into an admission of socialistic tendencies. So now, even in victory, he must be destroyed by this unheared-of (by me, by this yokel, anyway) journalism wanna-be? I mean, get real, there was a time when having a column in the NYT meant something, but now? Plllbbblllt.
And you have Harry Reid being so offended by the smells of the citizenry he "serves" that he admittedly goes against his staff's advice to slam them for being so stinky and dirty and sweaty and ewwww! Good thing we spent $600 million+ to keep him from having to endure any close contact with that pungent bunch! My heart goes out to him. Why not just close Congress to visitors?
And these people don't understand how they get tagged as "elitists?" I think a better term is "snobs without a clue."
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..." - The Who
Or...
December 7, 2008 - 06:15 ET by Warner Todd HustonOr snobs without a REASON!
Elitist? Moi??
December 7, 2008 - 07:20 ET by motherbeltElitist? Moi?? Channelling Miss Piggy, I see. LOL
These liberal snobs crack me up.
They will gladly champion the "little guy" or "serve" the smelly public, as long as those peasants remain "below stairs" and don't get airs "above their station."
(OK, I'll stop with the quotatin marks now.)
If Joe had dissed President Bush like Jim Webb, he would be Egan's hero!
MB, what's your excuse?
December 7, 2008 - 07:57 ET by Indiana JoeYeah, I tend to go overboard with the quotes sometimes too. And the italics (see?). Have to watch myself.
I was up early because I never went to sleep! Wasn't in the plan, just worked out that way. Frankly, I can't be held responsible for who I was channelling, LOL. Fortunately, just have to get my boy to breakfast and Mass, so I should be ready to drop around 1:00pm or so. TGIS.
And you're on the nose, if Joe had caused embarassment to W, Egan would be printing excerpts from his book, and campaigning for a statue to be built.
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..." - The Who
Indiana, please don't think
December 7, 2008 - 08:13 ET by motherbeltIndiana, please don't think I was lampooning you about the quotes...I was jabbing at myself...I suddenly realized how many things I was putting in "quotes."
LOL
Um...
December 7, 2008 - 08:21 ET by Warner Todd HustonI was going to reply in all italics, but then I realized that no one would know I was trying to be funny!
Warner
December 7, 2008 - 08:22 ET by littlemissmuffinHa! You are funny.
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Welllllll....
December 7, 2008 - 15:07 ET by heldmyw...Be fair!
He's just annoyed that we're all getting so "uppity".
We should all calm down and wait for our government-subsidized loose shoes and privy heaters...
Silly peasants. Book deals
December 7, 2008 - 07:02 ET by Roger the ShrubberSilly peasants. Book deals are reserved for more qualified people.
Like New York Times employees.
Like Jayson Blair...
There you go again, Rog
December 7, 2008 - 07:58 ET by Indiana JoeLiving in the past. Can't we just move on?
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..." - The Who
And so it begins
December 7, 2008 - 08:03 ET by littlemissmuffinAnd so it begins. Nothing that goes against "That One's" doctrine will be published. "That One" will use his minions to ensure our conservative voices are quashed. So much for freedom....
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
They can't stop him from
December 7, 2008 - 08:58 ET by motherbeltThey can't stop him from writing a book, so the next logical thing to do is to ridicule him, hopefully into oblivion.
And if that doesn't work, at least they can comfort themselves with the thought that they are so much "better" than he is.
You know?
December 7, 2008 - 09:35 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsJust a wild guess here, but I bet Joe's book gets a less than stellar review in the NYT when it is published.
Just saying.
D
Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.
if they're
December 7, 2008 - 16:30 ET by RowaneIf they're going to try to silence conservative opinion they had better close the internet NOW. As long as the internet is a free-for-all publisher opinions will be shared, at least I like to hope so.
As always, IJ brings solid
December 8, 2008 - 09:10 ET by Roger the ShrubberAs always, IJ brings solid wisdom to the table... :p
Egan--heh. What a joke.
December 7, 2008 - 08:12 ET by Andrew H.Egan--heh. What a joke. HIs work isn't good--lacks imaginaiton and creativity, is mundane and boring. Egan--Heh.
Liberalism is a convenient lie.
And don't forget Joe is
December 7, 2008 - 08:21 ET by MidAmericaAnd don't forget Joe is from Ohio! I mean c'mon... publish a book from some yokel who lives in Ohio? It's an insult to all the 'real' authors who have a proper Ivy league education and whose judgement about America is fine tuned as they look out over Central Park from their apartments.
I think Mr. Egan is just
December 7, 2008 - 08:40 ET by SeashellI think Mr. Egan is just plain jealous. He writes for a living doesn't get a book deal, and here comes Joe the Plumber (a nobody to Mr. Egan) and he gets the deal and doesn't even write his own book.
Egan is just a cry-baby.
And how does he know that Joe is not a good plumber?
Just a smelly tourist...
December 7, 2008 - 08:35 ET by SaluteJoe the plumber is the same as myself, just a smelly tourist in the eyes of Reid and the likes of Egan. Wonder if Egan is toilet trained yet? Patriotism and common sense have no place in the media/government of today's America.
I yam what I yam....Popeye.
We need to
December 7, 2008 - 08:53 ET by littlemissmuffinWe need to give Egan a pacifier and put him to bed!
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Here's the rub
December 7, 2008 - 09:10 ET by CobraManHere's the rub, far more people have heard about "Joe the Plumber" than have heard about "Little Timmy" Egan, and this upsets Timmy a lot as Timmy, like most spoiled brats (isn't that what an "elitist" really is, a spoiled brat?), needs to be the center of attention. His rant against Joe the Plumber is just another version of "Look at ME, Daddy! Look at ME!"
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
lets not show-up for work one day
December 7, 2008 - 09:43 ET by tonemeisteri myself, as a tradesman of sorts...getting really sick of this kind of condesending crap. directed towards people that mr. ego feels aren't fit to wipe the mud from his shoes. therefore, i call on all similiarly employed people to refrain for one week..ok lets make it a day. where no deliveries will be made (sorry, were out of arugula mr. o), no police calls taken, let the electricity shut-off, toilets back up etc. then let the elitists take a day off. no snotty books written, no lectures from leninist/marxist profs.......
I'm sick and tired of it and
December 7, 2008 - 10:20 ET by jistincaseI'm sick and tired of it and won't take it anymore! That so reminds me of that movie Network. Good one tonemeister. I think all the working people of America should go on strike and demand that BO be deported for being and illegal alien.
"And I don’t want you
December 7, 2008 - 09:59 ET by RR GOP"And I don’t want you writing books. Not when too many good novelists
remain unpublished. Not when too many extraordinary histories remain
unread. Not when too many riveting memoirs are kicked back at authors
after 10 years of toil. Not when voices in Iran, North Korea or China
struggle to get past a censor’s gate."
Oh, does he mean like Nancy Pelosi's book? How about Bill Ayers' book?
Can't help but to wonder what a "good novelist" is in this guy's mind. Let me see: anti-American, full of sexual themes, graphic perversions and sex-acts, anti-Christian, lots and lots of characters with Oedipal and Electra complexes and every graphic detail to go along, masturbation, anti-White, little kids 'exploring their sexuality', homosexual relationships and homo-erotica?
If anyone's picked up a college-level literature anthology in the last 30-40 years and read some of this stuff, you'll know what I'm talking about. For example, the short story (forget what it's called) where the author inserts "she had very big breasts" every so often was obviously inspired by Kurt Vonnegat's recurring "his penis was __ inches long" in Breakfast of Champions (I believe).
Oh, yes, that's literary art. So Joe Wuerzelbacher wanting to talk about issues that's important to him (I assume) and probably to many other Americans just doesn't rate. Funny, I thought the Citizen was allowed to choose for themselves what they read?
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
maybe the reason
December 7, 2008 - 10:11 ET by jackie3Why this guy can't get his own book published is beause he's boring. Then add cry-baby to that.
Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
What do you expect
December 7, 2008 - 10:12 ET by TuariWhat do you expect from a NYT columnist, who's no good journalist, no good American, and just plain old no good. Hey Timothy Egan, how about you reevaluate your ownself first.
In Timothy Egan's World...
December 7, 2008 - 10:14 ET by on-the-rocksit is "Free Speech for me, none for thee".
Aside from the likely jealousy, Egan is afraid to let the free market "do its thing". If no one wants to read Joe the Plumber's book, it will wind up on the bargain table at Barnes & Noble soon.
I won't buy it...
December 7, 2008 - 10:22 ET by Warner Todd HustonWell, I for one, will not buy Joe the Plumber's book. Why, no one has allowed ME to publish a book, yet! I am FAR better than any old Joe the Plumber!
OK, I've been IN two books with essays, but I don't have a whole book to myself, yet. So, in true Timothy Egon style, I say NO MORE BOOKS for ANYONE until I get mine!
What A Maroon!!!!
December 7, 2008 - 11:26 ET by flyingmonkeyYet another Obamabot who needs to be given a Barack Obama (Affirnmative) Action Figure and sent to bed without dinner.
What a whiney a-hole. If you're a liberal and work for the New York Times and still can't get published, you need to find a new line of work. And Please!! Don't try plumbing. You don't have the aptitude.
Just an observation
December 7, 2008 - 12:03 ET by mizflame98And I don’t want you writing books. Not when too many good novelists remain unpublished. Not when too many extraordinary histories remain unread. Not when too many riveting memoirs are kicked back at authors after 10 years of toil. Not when voices in Iran, North Korea or China struggle to get past a censor’s gate.
Does anyone else see the irony of advocating the censorship of Mr. Wurzelbacher's book by citing examples of people who crave for freedom of speech? Is Mr. Egan the type of person that Ms. Malkin consider an unhinged liberal? I think he fits the definition of the disorder Mr. Balint Vazsonyi coined as Compartmentalized Brain Syndrome (CBS).
Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration
http://www.despair.com/government.html
miz
December 7, 2008 - 12:17 ET by botghmmmmm, sounds like a good reason to shut down the NYTs let the others be heard
----- Radical Liberal
Commandment number one of liberals
December 7, 2008 - 12:23 ET by cocodrieThou shalt take away from those who have because of those who have not.
Perhaps Timothy Egan should
December 7, 2008 - 12:36 ET by fitzfongPerhaps Timothy Egan should consider that nobody is offering him a book deal because he has nothing interesting to say. After all, he works for the New York Times...no one reads that anymore.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
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Umm.....
December 7, 2008 - 13:23 ET by BlondeWho is Timothy Egan?
Nuff said.
It's The Story, Stupid
December 7, 2008 - 13:04 ET by rammingspeedJoe The Plumber's story is one that millions of people want to read, therefore there is - ta-da! - a market (a hateful thing to a pinko like Egan) and people will be happy to spend money on such a book. Even wacked out leftist literary agents and book publishers know that, and they are stuck with the need to make money.
Ergo, Timmy and his swill is rejected, and Joe The Plumber and his compelling (again, to millions of people undoubtedly not on the left) story is sought and will be paid for.
Sorry rammingspeed
December 7, 2008 - 13:10 ET by cocodrieThe demand of the free market is not to be the driving force for the next four years. the driving force will be whatever the pinko Egan and the RED Obama want to shove down our throats.
My Hat's Off To You
December 7, 2008 - 17:00 ET by rammingspeedYou're right, cocodrie. We're into the change, the new and better way as brought to us by The One.
I was thinking of the past. My bad.
Waaaaaah!!
December 7, 2008 - 15:17 ET by MoosebusterWhat in the h-e-double toothpicks is WRONG with these dysfunctional lefty crybabies??
More evidence that, to be a
December 7, 2008 - 16:35 ET by Chris NormanMore evidence that, to be a truly whack liberal, one must be immature (functioning at a pre-teen level) - the mean-spiritedness will inevitably follow...
Demotion
December 7, 2008 - 16:48 ET by JanettaWHY DOESN'T THE NYT DEMOTE THIS BUFFOON, SO CALLED COLUMNIST TO JANITOR? HE NEEDS TO LEARN SOME COMMON SENSE! BETTER YET, GIVE JOE THE PLUMBER EGAN'S JOB, WITH BENEFITS.
Egan needs schooling
December 7, 2008 - 18:33 ET by AmericanEnergistRobert Kiyosaki wrote about an interview he had with a reporter who asked him why he was qualified to be a best-selling author:
'I am not a New York Times best-WRITING author, but I am a best-selling author.'
Write something someone wants to read and you will be published. Write something that resonates with many readers and you too will be a best-selling author, Mr. Egan.
Class dismissed.
www.ArmchairEnergist...
I can safely predict that
December 7, 2008 - 20:06 ET by Lancasters Saved UsI can safely predict that this Elitist Twit will never make very much $$ from his word smithing. He will probably get the time to read some great works, but that is as far as it will get.
Comedian
December 7, 2008 - 23:19 ET by jerseydevelHey Egan:
Say! You're a funny dude. So those "esteemed" editors at that objective and transparently non-biased paper - the New York Times - had the clairvoyance to let you play "professional" writer. And here I sit thinking you would be first in line subscribing to, and would no doubt wholeheartedly be promoting the First Amendment. (Did I mention that you "write" for the New York Times?) One might be lead to believe that you think you're the only one entitled to publish the written word (did I mention you "write" for the New York Times?) Silly me! What the HELL was I thinking??? So.... No one told you that we are each provided the opportunity to learn reading, writing, and rithmatic so that we each may engage in the exchange of public discourse - in our free (and tolerant?) society at any time of our own chosing. What an arrogant putz you are.
Why, how dare he?
December 8, 2008 - 01:49 ET by thebutlerdidit"Go snake that drain, you faux plumber, you! Don't you know there are starving writers in the Village?"
Too bad we don't know this little goobers phone no#. We could get someone claiming to be JTP call him up and say, "Why yes, I would like you to come fix my toliets! Thanks ever so for much for offering!"
The fact that there are hundreds of books published yearly seems to go right over his head, doesn't it? He gives the impression if only that lowly, fakey plumber, two-bit American hadn't tried to rise above "station," and stayed where he belongs this never would have happened. He might have been published, and if not he, one of those fabulous liberal revisonist, I mean historians, because if one person gets in they have to automatically turn someone else down.But he seems like such a delightful, down-to-earth, humble sort of guy, doesn't he? I wonder if he knows Keith Olbermann...?
I guess I don't see what the problem is.
December 8, 2008 - 03:07 ET by Michael30A man wants to write a book about his experiences and life. He has contracted a professional writer to help him. He has found a firm willing to publish it and an audiance willing to read it.
Am I jealous that I went to college to be a writer and this guy has a book deal? Sure, why wouldn't I be, but apparently there are people out there who want to read what this man has to say. I see no problem with that.
As for the voices of Iran and North Korea and the like, well, I'll just tune in CNN and I'll get more than an earful of what they want me to hear.
As for the quality of books, well, when I was paying an un-Godly ammount of tuition in that college I mentioned, I was forced to buy and read books, some of which weren't really worth the paper they were printed on, and most of them had nothing to do with journalism, ethics or law (I still wonder how exactly "Emma" by Jane Austin prepared me for life.)
At least nobody is forcing people to buy this man's book.
Freedom of the press doesn't just apply to people who write for newspapers. Anybody can write whatever they want, if someone wants to publish it they can, and if someone wants to read it, more power to them.
Sorry about the rant, but this kind of thing bothers me a bit (Just because I graduated from college doesn't mean that my OPINION is worth more than a man who didn't.)
Mike
Gee Timothy,
December 8, 2008 - 16:50 ET by NorthCoasterMaybe your tone and snide remarks are having an effect on how your writing is perceived. I would tend to get tired of hearing or reading it pretty quickly if I was responsible for editing your work. Maybe you can find something uplifting to write about instead of what you have been writing and it will be better received.