We have seen it time and again; the MSM taking these relatively good economic times in which we live and spinning them into some sort of Depression era disaster as if things are really all bad. Well, the CBS station in New Rochelle, New York has decided that the so-called housing slump is now somehow "forcing" people to turn their homes into whorehouses! No kidding. Now, as far as this news report is concerned, economics takes away a Homeowner's sense of morality because times are supposedly so bad that prostitution is their only resort. Talk about hyperbole -- this one takes the cake.
As the headline blares, Housing Market Slump Forces Couple To Open Brothel, the article goes on to suppose that a New Rochelle couple could find no other way to keep their home in these apparently tough economic times but to become whores and pimps... and literally, not figuratively at that.
(CBS) NEW ROCHELLE The downturn in the housing market appears to have driven two Westchester homeowners to desperate and illegal measures.
New Rochelle Police raided a 3-bedroom home on North Avenue Friday night after undercover officers responded to a Craig's List posting offering dominatrix services with a grand opening special. Police arrested four alleged prostitutes and the homeowners.
One of this couple's neighbors blamed it on "business problems."
One of the couple’s Pleasantville neighbors seemed pretty sure business problems were at the root of the shocking news. “I know they’re mortgage brokers,” Peter Passidomo said. “And I know it’s been a tough business, so I assume they might have had financial difficulty.”
Wow. So, now the media are trying to foist upon us that times are so bad that people are "forced" to abandon their morality and take up a life of criminal activity just to keep their homes, eh?
What else can you say to such a ridiculous report, such obvious sensationalism? The sad thing is, many people will read this wild hyperbole and imagine that the TV station's salacious report has a "point" to it. They will solemnly shake their head and, instead of blaming these people for their bad moral choices, TV viewers will go away imagining that times are so bad that good people are "forced" to take such stark and unsavory measures.
It must be Bush's fault! His economy is so bad, right?
Wrong.
But who can doubt that such hyperbolic stories as this will suddenly cease should a Democrat win the presidency in 2008, just like it did when Clinton walked into the White House for his first time?





















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Thu, 09/13/2007 - 05:26 ET by old croWhat's so strange about this? Doesn't everyone resort to prostituting themselves at the momemt times start to go bad. I myself have financed my $400,000 home with a streetside koolaid stand that sells drugs on the side. I have morals though, I will not sell to kids, just the parents trying to cope with lifes more pressing problems.
"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."
- General George Patton
Whore-ing to the rescue
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 07:36 ET by Mica the MagnificentSeems logical to me.
I remember the day I missed a sale and spent $300 more than I had to on a computer. Realizing I'm now short $300, I turned to my wife and suggested she become a whore.
Needless to say, a few tricks later and we were back on our feet.
Just yesterday, I used an ATM machine that charged me $2.00 for the transaction.
I'll be speaking to my wife tonight.
Wow!
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 07:56 ET by old croIt took a "few" tricks to make up $300? Man, when I put my wife on the street she was good for $500 a trick! ;)
Damn, old cro
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 08:14 ET by Mica the MagnificentDamn! Now I have to put her back on the street to make up for the money we lost from the first time she was on the streets.
Life's so complicated.
When will this FICTION writer get his 1st book deal!!
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 07:57 ET by PawpawNWhen you've got this vivid an imagination, you must write a book!! It definitely would be a NYT best seller, heck, they'd probably put in non-fiction like all the Clinton books!!
See, if you're in the
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 08:06 ET by rimskySee, if you're in the sub-prime mortgage biz right now, and things are looking pretty bleak, pimpin' is just a natural progression. It's Bush's fault. He didn't do enough to safety net these poor folks. They had no choice. <sarc off>
Ever read or talked to a
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 08:21 ET by dvdaughtryEver read or talked to a rich person, especially one that invests in real estate? They love it when the market falls--better deals!
I am also tired of the victim game.
Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. --Montgomery Burns
We all need something to fall back on!
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 10:08 ET by CrashSeriously, when I need to make ends meet I go back to being a hitman, a drug kingpin, or a pimp.
Personally, I just rob kids
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 10:11 ET by Warner Todd HustonPersonally, I just rob kids of their lunch money. Them kids are pushovers!
prostitutes
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 10:24 ET by Felicity RandI didn't know Barney Frank had a house in New Rochelle!
A 3 bedroom house for 3/4
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 14:30 ET by kgA 3 bedroom house for 3/4 million????
CBS comes up with a doosey for a reason on this one.
Working girls
Thu, 09/13/2007 - 18:15 ET by SlicksterMillions for homos, millions for pedophiles, millions for transgeneder freaks but not one dime for the working girls.
Liberal mentality.