Bowling for Dollars....to Pay for Baby Deaths

Elizabeth Harrington at CNSNews.com is tracking how inventive the abortion industry can get to fund more violent abortion procedures. The National Network of Abortion Funds (NNAF) held its annual “National Abortion Access Bowl-a-Thon” in April, raising more than $500,000 to “help women and girls pay for abortions they couldn’t otherwise afford.”

The fourth annual “Bowl-a-Thon” broke fundraising records with a total of $552,498 raised to pay the Kermit Gosnells of America. You're not going to believe the team names. (See below)

“THANK YOU for making the Fourth Annual National Abortion Access Bowl-a-Thon such a success!” the National Network of Abortion Funds (NNAF), which sponsors the event, wrote on its website.  “Together, you raised over a HALF A MILLION DOLLARS for abortion access—nearly $50,000 more than the initial goal”

As CNSNews.com previously reported, the group raised $466,014 from the Bowl-a-Thon in 2012.

One bowl-a-thon blog post even celebrated a Texas team that called themselves the "Puck Ferrys" after Gov. Rick Perry.

Here's some of the colorful team names they've celebrated. Let' s just go from the letter P down. It's a little hard to believe:

# Patriarchy Survivors
# Pelvic Gutter Sweepers
# Radical C.U.N.T.S.

# SafetyTipsForVaginaDentatas
# Sailor Wombs
# Scoregasms
# Smash the Pintriarchy
# Soviettes
# SubUrbanVersive Moms
# SuperUteri!

# Team UTERUSA
# The Cuterus'
# The Dia-Frames
# The Dungeon Dandies (could be Team Gosnell)
# The F Word
# The Fallopian Four
# The Fempire Strikes Back
# The Killa Plan B's
# The Nutty Roe-fessors
# The Ovarychievers
# The Post Born
# The Preemptive Strikes
# The Sanger Sisters
# The Sexucators
# The Strikers
# The Terminators
# The Terminators III: Glitterbortioneers for Justice
# Tits Ahoy
# Tom's High Rollers
# Transvaginal Ultrabowling
# Transvaginal Ultra-Clowns (Preterm Volunteers & Pro-Choice Escorts)
# The Transvaginal Ultrastrikes
# TRAP: Targeted Regulation of Abortion Pro-Bowlers

# Ultrasound Guided
# The Used Condoms
# The Uterati
# UO Uterus Party
# Uterin' Good Company
# Uterine Linings Playbook

# Vadge of Honor
# Vagilantes
# Vagina Warriors
# Vaj of Honor (because it’s so funny it needs two spellings)
# The Valiant Vulvas
# The Vulvengers

Okay, the F list was a little funny:

# Fallociraptors
# Fallopi-pins
# Fancy Feminists
# Female Trouble
# Feminist Drinking Club
# Feminist Lunch Hour
# Fetus Daddies
# Fierce Pussy Posse
# Fingerholes of Fury

Honorable mention to “DSA Bowlsheviks” and “Coup de Twat” and inevitably, "Immaculate Contraception."

Tim Graham
Tim Graham
Tim Graham is Executive Editor of NewsBusters and is the Media Research Center’s Director of Media Analysis