Daily Kos: Lynch That Unqualified 'Pool Boy' Ted Cruz?

Ted Cruz for President? The Daily Kos folks cannot believe the thought. “Dr. Zombie” was amazed:  “Demonstrating they intend to NEVER learn from their stupidity, they are already advancing this loony bull---t that some loudmouthed numbskull like Cruz could be considered a possible frontrunner for POOL BOY.”

The blog concluded with what sounds like a lynching reference:

“We can only hope they run with this and allow this dimwit to run his mouth as much as possible....Give this man enough rope and a tree, please.”

Perhaps they mean a self-lynching. Google words like that and you get "Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself." 

Cruz also inspired some birther humor: 

Is he REALLY American?? I mean, American 'enough' to run for POTUS?

Cruz’s mother was a U.S. citizen when he was born, and current U.S. law extends citizenship to anyone born to a U.S. citizen, regardless of where the birth takes place. The question is whether citizenship is the same thing as being a “natural-born citizen.”

We clearly MUST have a birth certificate hunt.

Most of the article was typical Kosmonaut prattle about conservative dimwit losers: 

The Republican Party remains 110% delusional and at war with the reality we all inhabit.

Since Reagan, the GOP focuses on 'electing or installing by any means necessary' brain-dead human replicas that are marched out for essentially entertainment purposes while a Politburo-like apparatus runs the country from behind closed and locked doors. They don't have leaders, they have hood ornaments.

George W. Bush was their greatest achievment and the 2012 candidates they paraded to America were, amazing, even dumber and crazier.

Demonstrating they intend to NEVER learn from their stupidity, they are already advancing this loony bullshit that some loudmouthed numbskull like Cruz could be considered a possible frontrunner for POOL BOY.

He's a teabagger, meaning - specifically - he runs his life and his mouth based on the teabager ideology, a hodgepodge of soundbytes and half-formed thoughts about the evil of government and 'liberals' and his goal is the same as all other republicans: shut down America, implement Handmaid's Tale as policy.

The Handmaid's Tale is a science-fiction story by Canadian author Margaret Atwood about a "totalitarian Christian theocracy" taking over the U.S. government. 

Tim Graham
Tim Graham
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