People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is a very ideological and controversial group. Anyone who can compare chickens on our dinner tables to the Holocaust might not be welcome in everyone’s home. But if you read The Washington Post on Wednesday, you might think they’re just having fun with nudity. On the front of the Style section was a gushy profile by Monica Hesse headlined "PETA volunteers' body of work speaks for those who can't." Is this a news story or a commercial? Here’s how it began:
The PETA interns have beautiful skin and lovely teeth. They have shiny hair and the buzzy energy that comes, they'd say, from avoiding animal products and animal byproducts, and from the peaceful belief that through their work, you can be helped, too.
This self-assured knowledge is useful when the PETA interns are naked, which happens occasionally, like at a recent Friday demonstration when Kelsey Jaye stands with another "PETA Beauty" in a makeshift shower on Pennsylvania Avenue by the National Archives. They languidly wash each other with cruelty-free soap and ignore heckles from the gathering crowd.
Hesse and the Post don’t seem to care that naked women rubbing each other with soap on the street might be offensive to parents, or modest people in general. (Late in the piece, in paragraph 25, Hesse quoted a newspaper in Memphis that "claimed that PETA would never treat cows the way they treat interns." The paper offers specifics that Hesse avoided.)
They’re more offended when the naked women get the "skeezy" reaction that the PETA people are looking for to start pushing their extremist animals-are-equal-to-or-better-than-people message:
"Can I get in?" a guy wants to know. (A guy always wants to know.)
"Gotta be veee-gan!" one of the Beauties sings in a sparkly voice.
"Is the water cold?" another man asks. Jaye smiles beatifically, striking a glam pose inside the short, opaque curtain, which reads, Clean your conscience: 1 lb meat = 2,463 gallons of water.
He's so skeezy. All the men here are so skeezy, snapping pictures with their cellphones, pretending to read the literature given to them by Line Moeller, another PETA intern who is wearing a teeny terry cloth robe. "I'm just...interested... in what they're...saying," says the man who wants the water to be cold. He stares slack-jawed at Jaye and her shower mate, who are saying nothing. (Unknown to the men, the Beauties are wearing panties.)
Jaye is used to this. These things happen when you are a PETA intern.
But interns like Jaye are profiles in naked courage, at least to the Post:
She was also at a Times Square demo, which was another naked one. "There were 50 demonstrators in a big naked pile, with arrows sticking out everywhere" to protest bullfighting, she says. "It was totally empowering. It's great to be able to use your body as a tool."
Opposition to PETA (such as PETAKillsAnimals.com) never seems to emerge in Hesse's article. They charge:
PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 95 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2008, PETA found adoptive homes for just seven pets.
That might make their outraged "Is Your Cat Safe?" ads look a little ridiculous. Opposition only emerges in the Post as guilt-filled rage, as a foil for PETA intern idealism:
Think of the rabbits, skinned alive. Think of the chickens, and that horrible debeaking. Think of the bee and the way we ruthlessly steal its honey. Think of the spider, held in captivity as researchers study its silk. Think of the silkworm. Nobody ever thinks of the silkworm. PETA thinks of the silkworm.
Sometimes, when Jaye receives pushback at a demo -- when someone gets defensive, or attacks, or makes snide remarks -- she tells herself that she's hitting home, that the defensiveness is a sign that she's getting through. "People feel guilty about what they're doing, and then they attack the people who make them feel guilty."
In case any doubt remains that Hesse was about two steps shy of stripping and joining the PETA crusade, here's how the story ended:
The PETA interns are about hope, really. They are about that moment when all things seem possible, like a world where cats live indoors and cows live outdoors and everyone is healthier and shinier, with lovely teeth.
They have seen glimpses of that world, and they want to bring us, too, lead us all to the promised land flowing with milk and honey, except that when we get there it will flow with soy.
—Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis at the Media Research Center.




















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"It was totally empowering.
November 8, 2009 - 07:42 ET by Jack BauerAt least she admits she's a TOOL.
What do I hate most about PETA? Their insufferable sanctimony. I am a carnivore who abhors violence and cruelty against all animals.
You kill an animal, then you eat it or wear it, or use it to sustain human beings in some way. That is the cycle of life.
Yet PETAites pontificate as if only crazy vegans care about the welfare of animals. If they dropped their un-nuanced and incredibly judgmental attitude to meat eaters and fur wearers, they would probably get my support in treating all God's creatures with dignity and respect.
Now that's ridiculous
November 8, 2009 - 08:32 ET by Vivaldi5Mr. Graham writes of some facts that Monica Hesse omits: "That might make their outraged "Is Your Cat Safe?" ads look a little ridiculous."
True, the punches have been pulled, but what remains on this topic makes PETA look more than a little ridiculous. The story the reporter tells about Lydia Netzer is a case in point. "Netzer used to have an indoor-outdoor cat," says the Post's article. "PETA has concerns about outdoor cats." So whenever a new PETA person moved into the neighborhood, that person would come by lecturing her about the dangers of having her cat outdoors. Ms. Hesse continues:
Sounds like another wonderful success for PETA! Maybe they could adopt a new slogan: "The only safe cat is a dead cat"?
'Daisy Air
November 8, 2009 - 08:50 ET by kangaroo'Daisy Air Riffles'
Keeping pesky interns off your lawn since 1886.
Be berry berry quiet.
My job application
November 8, 2009 - 08:37 ET by ThisnThatHello,
Did someone say naked interns? Can I apply for a PETA job?
-- signed, Bill Clinton
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"mmm, mmm, mm. Barrack-Hussain-Øbama↓." - The liberals coolaid drinking song
WaPo is in the most
November 8, 2009 - 09:12 ET by EdhenryWaPo is in the most environmentally damaging business in the modern world.
De-forresting (destroying animal habitat), water, paper, ink, jabbathehut energy using presses, old/energy inefficient corporate offices, delivery trucks, waste, landfills and bad information.
Really, soaping
November 8, 2009 - 14:01 ET by UpNorthup with "cruelty-free soap"????? Which plant injects cruelty into the soap? And thanks for checking in, Bill. Just couldn't resist, what with HRC being off in Germany, right? Good one, TnT.
Most PETA members are hypocrites
November 8, 2009 - 09:24 ET by ricklailI offer this tune from the 60's as proof. JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always begging me
To take them on macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are
Oh, but at night I stake out my strong box
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
Well, at lunchtime you can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh, yeah
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high
Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
Oh, but at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
My friends down at the commune
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat home grown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do
Oh, folks but lately I hae been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I'm aftraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles potato chips
And a Ding Dong by my head
In the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me
Semper suprene nitens
OBAMACARE: If it ain't good enough for my Congressman then it ain't good enough for me.
Vegans
November 8, 2009 - 09:36 ET by Tugboat PhilDo they only eat vegetables grown on farms that don't also raise livestock for food? Do they only buy from farmers that are themselves vegans? Do they only buy vegetables from farms that ship their produce in trucks that drive 10 mph, so as to not kill any insects along the way? Do they only buy from farms that use NO fertilizer? Even using cow manure would be exploiting the noble bovine.
Gosh it's complicated being a non-hypocritical vegan. I think I'll go pour gasoline into an anthill.
Gun Control - The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
Careful there. Don't you
November 8, 2009 - 11:07 ET by ThisnThatCareful there. Don't you know that plants have feelings? And that the Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on Non Human Biotechnology has concluded that plants have rights, and we have to treat them appropriately? As an example, a farmer mowing his field is OK, but if he carelessly decapitates flowers while walking home, that is immoral.
The world has gone mad. But at least it's entertaining. Note this comment from the President of Penn State's Vegitarian Club: Meat eaters deprive animals of leading an enjoyable life. Yeah, right. So rather than having bacon in the morning, we need to simply raise pigs so they can wallow in the mud.
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"mmm, mmm, mm. Barrack-Hussain-Øbama↓." - The liberals coolaid drinking song
Dear Penthouse Letters,
November 8, 2009 - 09:38 ET by srhoadesI never thought this would happen to me but "[t]he PETA interns ha[d] such beautiful skin and lovely teeth . . . shiny hair and the buzzy energy . . ."
Talk about "skeezy".
one of my favorite bumper stickers
November 8, 2009 - 10:03 ET by texanbychoiceMake room for all of God's creatures,
Right next to the mashed potatoes
Courage is not the absence of fear, it's the mastery of it.
Peta hates plants
November 8, 2009 - 11:15 ET by Mike76From the article, a Petaist says:
"Think of the rabbits, skinned alive. Think of the chickens, and that horrible debeaking. Think of the bee and the way we ruthlessly steal its honey. Think of the spider, held in captivity as researchers study its silk. Think of the silkworm. Nobody ever thinks of the silkworm. PETA thinks of the silkworm."
Peta people clearly don't "think" about anything. Peta membership must be made up of very delusional humans. I wonder if they even realize that lions, tigers, wolves, etc., kill their prey with teeth and claw before they eat it. Or that the spider injects it's prey with poison before sucking out it's juices.
I wonder if they are aware that ants engage in inter-species warfare.
But why stop with animals. how about the "rights" of vegetation? What gives Peta the "right" to discriminate against plants in favor of animals? It seems like "bigotry and hate."
Why isn't Peta concerned about the rights of plants being "exploited" by bees for their pollen? How about some innocent piece of grass, being eaten alive by a hungry, ruthless rabbit? It's minding it's own business one minute, then the next, without warning, it's suddenly being torn to pieces and eaten. Yet Peta seems unconcerned about all the "murdered" plants.
Eaten alive
November 8, 2009 - 14:03 ET by CiampinoIn fact many animals get eaten alive - ever watch dolphins or sharks eat fish? Watch a killer whale toss a seal up in the air and swallow it. A pack of wild dogs will tear apart a gazelle and eat it while it's still living, though not for long. Spiders and wasps paralyze the prey and it gets eaten alive by the predator or its babies when they hatch. Snakes often swallow small prey alive. I could go on.
serious vs absurd
November 8, 2009 - 11:06 ET by cajun2Of all the major problems and issues that face this country today the far left wackos waste time with absurdity. These useless people need to get off their fat rumps and find real jobs. Then they will understand how real americans live. Pampered, spoiled, elitist brats. Makes me want to pull out my belt that I have not used in years. Oops, I need to calm down, my doctor said I can't get too agitated. Damn, no Glenn Beck either. I'm going to read the comics.
I don't think this is a
November 8, 2009 - 11:13 ET by ThisnThatI don't think this is a total waste of time. From the wackos perspective, at least. They're all about "moral overload". They constantly want to present all of us with moral dilemmas. And they do this by presenting extreme examples, none of which is completely acceptable. PETA may be out there, but there are a lot of people who think their questions are legit.
The end goal, of course, is to get everyone to turn to the government, who can sort out our moral dilemmas with a government-backed decision, thereby taking the awful decision-making out of our hands.
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"mmm, mmm, mm. Barrack-Hussain-Øbama↓." - The liberals coolaid drinking song
Maybe they're trying to
November 8, 2009 - 11:52 ET by Mike76Maybe they're trying to force "equality" to mean "all living creatures." Man, animals, even plants, are equal. If that comes to pass, then it seems that humans, dolphins, basset hounds, and rutabaga could be assumed to have the "right to vote." Then, we'll truly have an "inclusive" society. Or something.
Now that I'm thinking about it, I suspect it may have already happened in the last presidential election.
Coming soon: Hunting for deer becomes a "hate crime." Affirmative action programs for Cheetahs. Legislation against picking flowers. Your kid at school trying to learn something, while another "student," a German Shepard, is barking at another "student," a squirrel, who it trying eat another "student," a walnut. "Marriage rights" for people who want to marry their poodle.
I'm being absurd, for the edification of liberals who think people who think like I do are paranoid. At least, I HOPE I'm being absurd. These days, who knows.
Why not PEE-A
November 8, 2009 - 11:30 ET by CO2MakerPeople for the Ethical Eatment of Animals
Every living thing lives off the death of other living things. Kinda hard to get around that fact of Nature.
Back in the 60s, in high school, I read a short story in a sci-fi anthology. It was just 4-5 pages long about a man who invented a device that could listen to what plants were saying. He went crazy as they moaned and weeped after the lawn was mowed.
Another bumper sticker: "Save the whales. Collect the whole set."
CO2
November 8, 2009 - 12:13 ET by cajun2I was thinking of the Twilight Zone episode where aliens showed up, offered to take humans for a ride and gave the gov. a book. They were loading humans on the ship to explore the universe. As the ship was about to leave, a scholar runs up to the ship screaming, the book was a receipe book for humans.
New Org: AETP
November 8, 2009 - 12:27 ET by Mike76AETP: Aliens Eating Tasty People.
To Serve Man
November 10, 2009 - 00:16 ET by general companyThe cook book
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Herbal-cide
November 8, 2009 - 18:19 ET by matthewdeanCO2Maker:
That short story is true.
The blades of grass in my front yard are screamers.
That is why I went to a very, very loud power mower.
That, and the fact I now have a lawn service, really cuts down on the guilt.
MD
"There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress."
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
The left believes in
November 9, 2009 - 01:37 ET by MrSnugglesThe left believes in evolution, and that human beings are "just animals". Oh and homosexuality is "normal" because some animals practice it. But dont you dare eat any other animals!! That would be inhumane!
I'd Rather Be A Member Of PETN...
November 9, 2009 - 23:36 ET by The7Sticksor as I like to call it, "People for the Ethical Treatment of Nudists".
The Rabbit food thing is one thing, but what the hell is the big deal of looking at naked women interns soaping each other for their cause? It doesn't mean I'll join them, but at least I get a free peep show.