Perhaps Fox News host Glenn Beck is trying to show just how broadly he will scan the world for joke writers for his stand-up comedy act: in the latest Time magazine, it turns out of his joke writers was columnist Joel Stein, the anti-war leftist who asserted in 2006 that "I don't support the troops" because "an army of people ignoring their morality is horrifying."
Stein’s headline was "Heeeere's Glenn! When the Lunatic Fringe Tries Comedy." Is he talking about Beck? Or himself? Stein, of course, tried to paint Beck into a racist corner with the joke writing:
I wound up sending him several political bits, including one about the silliness of not wanting terrorist prisoners on American soil. "There are already too many things we don't want on our soil: carmakers, soccer, nuclear power, Roman Polanski, ants, Mexicans and French soil."
I also gave him a spelling-bee riff. "I assume that in India, nothing is misspelled. And have you noticed that none of these seemingly genius kids go on to do anything? When will parents figure out that turning your kid into a Microsoft Word function is not great training for the modern world? Learning to scream and cry into a camera is the ticket."
Beck wrote back that he couldn't use a lot of my material. "If I were to use all of this, I'd be facing this headline the next day, 'Glenn Beck: There are too many things we don't want on our soil ... [such as] Mexicans.' As far as the spelling-bee bit — I'd still be risking the inevitable 'Glenn Beck says Indian children grow up to be failures ... and he says it extra-racistly' headline."
If Beck is that discerning with the jokes, why can’t he be more discerning about the joke writer? For his part, Stein kept pounding on Beck as a fringe lunatic:
While I may not agree with him that Theodore Roosevelt destroyed our nation, I'm glad that someone with a sense of humor is leading the lunatic fringe. Joseph McCarthy didn't make fun of his weight, and Father Coughlin never wondered what the deal was with anything.
Stein thinks he’s being generous with Beck, that he has the "tunnel logic of an extremist," but hey, at least he can laugh at himself.
—Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis at the Media Research Center.




















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What's Stein's point
June 16, 2009 - 14:25 ET by bigtimerWhat's Stein's point here?
Is he waah-waahing about his material not being used by Beck or what?
What's Time's point printing this blather?
Oh never-mind...I'm just being sarcastic here.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
LIBERALS HAVE NO MORALITY TO IGNORE
June 16, 2009 - 15:07 ET by reelman46Secular socialists lack that moral burden we normal folks have...
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"There are already too many
June 16, 2009 - 16:17 ET by Chris Norman"There are already too many things we don't want on our soil: ...Mexicans..."
See? This joke just isn't funny, because jokes need a grain of truth in them to be funny. Stein incorrectly assumes in this joke that conservatives are racists. We used to make the same mistake in assuming that liberals are tolerant...
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Oh, please. This guy says,
June 16, 2009 - 16:56 ET by zfPlease. This guy says, "I don't support the troops" because "an army of people ignoring their morality is horrifying" and he calls Beck an "extremist???"
Oh, the irony. Being for smaller government is extreme, but wanting your own country to lose a war against terrorist scum isn't.
Liberals in general should probably shut up with the whole "narrow extremist" crack as their whole ideology is based on narrow extremist views. Abortion on demand, government control of everything, appease terrorists and tryants to name a few.
I'm confused...
June 17, 2009 - 08:23 ET by mizflame98Where in the article does it state that G. Beck hired this guy as a joke writer? Your headline is inacurate.
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I agree, I didn't see that
June 17, 2009 - 10:08 ET by TheConservativeChemistI agree, I didn't see that anywhere...
jessieH I'm not
June 17, 2009 - 09:45 ET by jessieHjessieH I'm not shure Beck needs a comedy writer.
I tuned out Glenn Beck and
June 17, 2009 - 11:11 ET by wiwfI tuned out Glenn Beck and his crazy rants months ago, this just helps my position even more.
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