Newsweek Hails the Clintons as Perfect Pair to Repair America's Image

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Newsweek’s latest issue celebrates the most influential people in the world, the "Global Elite," and Jonathan Alter was happy to oblige with another testimonial for the Clintons, and how "the most powerful couple in politics may find the times suited to their skills." Bill and Hillary are so globally popular, they can remake America’s image in the world while President Obama fixes the home front:

Preoccupied with economic woes at home, Obama simply won't have time to spend a big chunk of his first year in office on the road. In many ways the crucial restoration of America's prestige in the world will fall instead to the Clintons. The couple are already so popular abroad that when they land at a foreign airport, they can hit the tarmac running on all the bilateral and multilateral issues they know so well.

Alter has already predicted that Hillary will make no trouble in Team Obama turf battles (perhaps the media elite is signaling they fully expect her to play nice, since Obama didn’t have to offer this plum job):

Hillary Clinton will be an exceptionally knowledgeable and hardworking secretary of state. She didn't just visit more than 80 countries as First Lady and senator, she met all the key players and developed a complex understanding of global challenges. Her reputation as a tough-minded hawk will make it easier to bargain from a position of strength. Contrary to the theory of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman and others, foreign diplomats aren't likely to find daylight between Obama and Clinton to exploit. Their substantive differences have always been slight and will grow slighter as Obama's "team of rivals" becomes, as it did under Lincoln, just a team. And in turf disputes, she might have to dull her sharp elbows to fit the new "No-Drama Obama" ethic.

Alter suggested she’s a poor judge of others, as in picking the "arrogant losers" inside her campaign. (One guess: they didn’t take Alter’s advice.) But then he offered more praise for Bill:

If Obama decides to deploy him properly, Bill Clinton will be a terrific troubleshooter, perhaps in tandem once again with his old rival, George H.W. Bush. He could pick up in the Middle East where he left off in 2000, except this time the main obstacle to peace – Yasir Arafat – is dead. He still knows every street in Jerusalem, every pressure point in the peace process. And it might be worth seeing if there's anything he can do to bolster civilian leadership in Pakistan.

Alter wrote that Bill’s flaws are that he might forget at times that he’s no longer the president, and he still sounds bitter about Hillary’s loss (while Hillary seems to have moved on). Once again, Alter underlined that the Clintons should play nice with Obama, or Hillary’s career is kaput:

Even so, there's no reason to assume he'll embarrass Obama and, if he does, White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel will be on the phone reading him (or her) their Miranda rights. Besides, Hillary knows that all the punditry saying she's too big to fire is wrong. If she manages to get pushed out, she's almost certainly finished in politics.

Get a load of Alter: causing trouble for Obama is almost criminal, and the Newsweek liberals want any troublemakers in handcuffs being read their Miranda rights. Alter ended with optimism, especially since the Clintons are far better than the Bush-Cheney gang:

The greater likelihood is success. The Clintons have the rare chance for a "do over" in foreign policy, or, in the case of triumphs like the Irish peace deal, a "do again." Because they won't be distracted this time by other obligations, Hill and Bill (the order now reversed) will be able to focus their legendary energies on diplomatic breakthroughs.

More important, the structure of today's global order may favor Clintonism even more than it did in the 1990s. The Pax Americana of 15 years ago, when the United States stood alone at the summit, was in some ways wasted on Bill, who responded in Bosnia in his first term with a caution befitting a third-string power, not a colossus. Now that unipolar world is gone, replaced by an array of rising powers. The strength of the Clintons always rested in their ability to grasp subtleties and integrate seemingly disparate issues like energy, counterterrorism and development. George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld didn't "do nuance." Hillary and Bill do, and they make it pay.

—Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis at the Media Research Center.


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After causing

the orginal 9/11 attacks, what could possibly go wrong this time.

Give me a break

A draft dodger with a conniving blowhard wife are going to repair our reputation around the world?

Sheesh!

 

Remembering little Caylee Anthony (2005-2008).  May justice be served.

 Is this a dress rehearsal

Is this a dress rehearsal for your April Fools' Day issue, or what? 

LIBERALS LIE, ALL THE TIME, ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Alter is now a Comic

The Clintons repair Americas Image?  Perhaps one woman at a time. 

Alter is vying for the role of George Costanza in a Seinfeld remake.

 

You've got to be kidding

"The strength of the Clintons always rested in their ability to grasp subtleties and integrate seemingly disparate issues like energy, counterterrorism and development."

Ah yes, that is why we had such spectacular success preventing the first WTC bombing, the two bombings in Saudi Arabia, the attacks on the embassies in Africa, the near sinking of the USS Cole.

Folks, I know alot of people are just going to want and hide for the next four years, but we cannot, must not allow this sort of propaganda go unchallenged.  Like all good little leftists, they are rewriting history before our very eyes and expect to get away with it.

We can see by Bubba's donor

We can see by Bubba's donor list that the Sen Clinton as Sec of State is just one huge conflict of interest.  Then again Bill will make Hillary his bag man to collect the payments from abroad.  After all no customs check I bet for the SOS.

Bill and Hil ride again, hold onto your wallets.

So true, Scuba

The Brits seem rather miffed about some of Clinton's "donors"....this one in particular (read the comments).

I find it highly smelly that Bill Clinton has raised so much cash overseas.  And notice, not one word of Hillary's campaign debt being retired (or not).

 

Not only that, Dick Morris

Not only that, Dick Morris has a lineup of Clinton's donors too.

Clinton Donor List Massive Conflict of Interest

(the operative word is massive)!

And  Newsweek thinks the Clintons are ideal ?????

Newsweak seems to be intent on shredding the last vestiges of their credibility.

The couple are already so

The couple are already so popular abroad that when they land at a foreign airport, they can hit the tarmac running on all the bilateral and multilateral issues they know so well.

No doubt after a cork screw landing under sniper fire with Chelsea, Sinbad and Sheryl Crow aboard the plane.

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

fitzfong.blogspot.com

Great point Fitz

Hillary already has ample experience "running" from sniper fire and dodging other dangers on the tarmac.  Her Bosnian exploits are well documented.  Her other half, though, may hold a slightly different definition of corkscrew landing.

I trust Barry's Deputy

I trust Barry's Deputy White House Counsel and Transportation Secretary will be much safer than their '90s predecessors.

Can't say the same for frumpy, brunette female interns though if Newsweek's wet dream comes true. 

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Emanuel will read Slick his

Emanuel will read Slick his Miranda rights? Unless Miranda is a White House intern, good luck with that, tough guy.

The fact that it's now about the "Clintons", plural, is going to provide nearly endless entertainment in the years ahead.

Cheers! 

For sure !

Gonna be a fun 4 years - Clinton and Biden combo should make for some hysterical moments.  I'm not sure which is funnier....the stupid acts or the media spinning it. 

The Clintons: repairing America's image! HA! HA! HA!

Only the Mainstream Morons could hail an impeached, disbarred President and his wife as "healers". What a joke!

America's image is not in need...

America's image is not in need of repair. To whom do we owe this? The socialist serfdom of the European Union? North Korea? Arabia? China? Russia? India? To which of these pillars of the Great and Good, as Steve Sailer says it, do we owe an image change or forgiveness. Get real! We do owe allegiance to our people and to the peoples of the world. We owe all of these governments nothing except the disdain they deserve.

Alter the Olbermann Stooge

Alter said some very horrible things about the Clintons on Keith Obamamann's MessNBC show during the election. He and Keith basically propagated all of the anti-Clinton lies and attacks generated by the DailyKos Kooks and the other far left hate sites like Democrat Underground and MyDD.

Alter has been infected with ODS, "Obama Diefication Syndrome".

 

Do these people ever talk ...

Do these people ever talk to the common folk in the foreign countries about their thoughts on our image?

I was over in Germany on a business trip in 1999 and we visited a local pub near our hotel. We became acquanted with some of the locals and the discussion of Clinton came up. One man thought that Clinton was a buffoon, that he was an embarrassment to the country and that he had made a mockery of the Office of the Presidency. This man's 3 friends nodded in agreement.

I personally don't see how these 2 can do any kind of damage repair especially when they are partly responsible of the tarnished image of our country in the first place.

Remember folks, Freedom isn't Free. It was bought with the blood and sacrifice of the men and women who are serving and who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces.

For those who fought for it, Freedom has a flavor that the protected will never know.

 

LOL

Yea it worked so well last time everyone loved us.