The Cleaver's and the Obama's are fictional. Everything we know about The Obama and his family is completely fictional because the media refuses to investigate or even ask the questions.

Hey, I got the wrong "CHANGE"!

Alan Keyes / Sarah Palin - 2012

Biden makes a fine Eddie Haskell.

The closest she will come to Cleaver is A La Lizzie Borden.

THe Obamas being like Ward and June Cleaver? Really, the idiot said that?

I seem to recall the episodes when Ward and June visited the local terrorist families home to pick up the campaign contributions from other wackjob liberals. You know, the episode when Ward was chatting with the local prof who confessed he got over on the law after setting bombs in the nations captial and Ward used it as a learning lesson for Beaver?

Or how about that episode when the whole family went the black reactionary church with the comical minister up front saying "God Damn America" while a catholic Priest cavorted in the background? I distinctly remember Ward having a discussion with the boys afterwards and saying "Remember, you were not here today..."

Or how about that episode where Beaver writes his term paper in school, all about Saul Alinsky and "Kommunity Organizing" and Ward decides not to let anyone read his paper because of the repercussions for Beavers future political career.

Of course, we all can remember the madcap episode where Ward takes the boys to the local abortion mill so they can see how efficient Planned Parenthood can be in murder. Boy that was a hilarious one, what with the never ceasing assembly line that gets stuck on high...

Don't remember these episodes Kathleen? Damn, niehter do I....

I can't stand Kathleen Parker.  I'm in agreement with all those who say, banish her from the Right.  But on the McCain having the "hots" for Sarah Palin deal, she may have a point.  What red-blooded Rightwing heterosexual male doesn't have the hots for Sarah?  And why should we deny it?

Remember, McCain had that hot Brazilian model deal come up in early October.  That made my respect for the man, go up even higher.  To paraphrase Van Halen, if he was "hot for Sarah," so what?  Good for him.   

This is the difference between us libertarians on the Right, and our conservative pals.  Sometimes you all do get a bit uptight on sexual matters. 

Eric at Libertarian Republican blog

     I think K. Parker is spot on with the comparison.  I remember watching the Leave It To Beaver marathon and I can see the resemblence.  Does anyone remember the episode where the Cleavers were in church listening to their pastor's sermon?  How the pastor was saying:

     "The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law, and then wants us to sing God Bless America? No, no, no! Not God bless America. God damn America! It's in the Bible, for killing innocent people. God damn America for treating its citizens as less than human!"

That was a laugh riot episode.

Don't remember that one? 

     Well maybe you'll remember the episode where June said,  

"What we have learned over this year is that hope is making a comeback. It is making a comeback and let me tell you something. For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because (Ward) has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change. I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment. I have seen people who are hungry to be unified around some basic common issues. It it's made me proud."

  It was a real heartwarming episode there.

Doesn't ring a bell, eh?

     Surly you must remember the episode where Ward cleaver was giving a speech in front of a large group when he said:

The choice is clear. Most of all we can choose between hope and fear. It is going to be very difficult for Republicans to run on their stewardship of the economy or their outstanding foreign policy. We know what kind of campaign they're going to run. They're going to try to make you afraid. They're going to try to make you afraid of me. He's young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he's black?

 It was such a profound moment.

Doesn't sound familliar?

     Ok, how about the episode where Ward stood up for his good friend who was grossly misunderstood and persecuted by the media by telling a large crowd,  

This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood, who’s a professor of English in Chicago who I know and who I have not received some official endorsement from. He’s not somebody who I exchange ideas from on a regular basis. And the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago, when I was eight years old, somehow reflects on me and my values doesn’t make much sense.

  Oh come now!  Surely you must remember that episode.

     Maybe my cable box is defective.  I thought I was watching TV Land when I was really watching Election 2008 coverage.  My mistake.

Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration

http://www.despair.com/government.html

Though we may perish of boredom, the Obamas may do more to elevate the American family than all the pro-marriage initiatives conceived by those who claim to speak for the deity.

One can only hope so.

As for the boredom...wasn't  Washington Society completely bummed because President Bush wasn't a "party animal"?  They were all bereft because they knew D.C. wasn't going to be the party town they knew and loved.  And they made jokes about his going to bed early!

Now, however, the tables will be turned; suddenly staying in at night will become "cool" again!

Gosh, if the Messiah and his woman are Ward and June then we must be--The Beaver. Ya, know--Mom and Dad looking over us. Telling us what is right and what is wrong. Feeding our young minds with wholesome American Family values. And then those danr republicans aka Eddie Haskel...Has to come and ruin it for us all.

W're so screwed. 

Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The Obama's are like the Cleavers?  Really, Kathleen?  Which episode of "Leave it to Beaver" had the Cleaver family going to church and listening to their minister rant, "God Damn America!"? Must have missed that very special episode.  Which episode of the series had the Cleaver family visiting Ward's long-lost brother who lived in a hut?  Or how about that special Christmas episode where the Cleavers jumped in the car and drove to Boston to visit their auntie who lived in a slum?  Could you please help us make those connections, Kathleen, you kool-aid-drinking twit!

The Cleavers probably spent the formative years of their lives learning Christian values, about Democracy, the National Anthem, and the Pledge of Allegiance. They celebrated Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving and National Holidays as well. They were surrounded by friends and associates  who were of like mind and their allegiance was undoubtedly to America and they became part of American culture. When  asked to produce a birth certificate they probably dug down in that drawer of important papers and were able to present it whithin 15 minutes.

BHO = Cleaver, never

Tonight, a very special episode of "Leave it to Beaver".  After being influenced by the socialist/Marxist views of Noam Chomsky, Ward decides that hard work and initiave won't get his family ahead.  Instead, he reaches the conclusion that the government is the great equalizer and should provide for his family.  In a lighter sub-plot, Ward and June decide to send Wally and Beaver to a private school because even though they say they believe in and support the public system, they decide that a private school will do a much better job of educating their boys.

This ''comparison'' has caused me to throw up my two-day consumption of turkey. What do these media people take for their recreational drugs?

How does supporting the killing of a baby after it survives an abortion qualify you as Ward Cleaver?

It doesn't Tim, and for that matter it doesn't make Michelle "For the first time in my life I am Proud of My Country" Obama anything close to June either.

Kathleen Parker is past pathetic as far as I am concerned, and most certainly proves she is NO conservative whatsoever...not even close.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

I still don't know who Kathy Parker is, don't care. However, she shouldn't be insulting the Cleavers and the idea of the true American family. The Cleavers never were agitators, commies, liars, cheaters, and every other title that be could used to define the Obamas. The Obamas hoodwinked 52% of the voters and we all know who wears the pants in that family.

When I saw the headline I knew there would be many posts. When a Rockefeller Republican trips up and sheds their skin for all to see there is no return, and more importantly, no forgiveness. She never was one of us but we allowed her to visit once in a while because it helped the numbers (“conservatives” in the press). It’s really sad too, the other side will just dump her when the romance is over.
 

One other thing, I know the Ms Parker is piling up the numbers and is close to 60 but you would have thought at her age she would have watched a couple of the Cleaver shows back when she was a kid. The Cleavers were white:).

Gee Wally, how come Dad doesn't come home anymore? Is he mad at Mom?

Shut up Beav, he is president-elect and is a big shot. Oh, we're moving too.  By the way you won't be seeing Mrs. Landers anymore either...we're going to private school."

Can Lumpy come too? 

No Lumpy is staying behind with Eddie. 

Gee, Wally we won't be going to Sunday School at Rev. Wright's church?

No Beav, we don't talk about our pastor and friend anymore. Heck, we don't even have a new church where we're moving.

Wally, when can we see Grandma? 

She is dead Beav, for some reason we didn't go to the funeral. I will miss her. Dad wasn't too upset for some reason.

When are we going back to our homeland Africa Wally to see our other family?

Beav, you can never mention that again. ok?

Gee Wally, it seems our family is all busted up now.

Be quiet squirt or I'll give you the business.