'Comedienne' Says Satan-Chuck Norris Is Better Ticket Than McCain-Palin

From the Sandra Bernhard file of trashing Republicans in the hope of re-energizing a sad career, there's Margaret Cho. In addition to the usual liberal trope that McCain wasn't a good "soldier" since he was captured, she's now suggesting that voting for Satan is better than voting McCain-Palin:

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – "He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier."

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

One reason not to link to it? The rest of the post is Cho writing in vulgar terms about how she'd like to engage in sex with Palin.

In another post, Cho suggested Palin wasn't a Christian, since she was pro-life:  

She wants to outlaw abortion – so to call her a feminist is as laughable as calling evangelicals ‘Christians.’ They shouldn’t have the right to call themselves Christian, for they have no Christ-like attributes.

When she drew criticism for this, she authored another blog titled "I'm a Christian, You F---ers." Here's some highlights:

First of all – you f---ing fake Christians - don’t f---ing question my Christianity....

God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a s--t about the profanity. The b---h f---ing invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say....

God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you f---ing gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day.