Bozell Column: 'Remarkable' Ted Turner

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Ted Turner was not only interviewed, but celebrated on PBS – on April Fool’s Day. The prank was apparently on PBS. It was as if Turner had a subversive mission, to prove that PBS isn’t just for smart people. True to form, Turner walked off a cliff of rhetorical excess on the "Charlie Rose" show, charging that global warming was going to grow so severe, that in a few decades, most of humanity would be extinct. "We'll be eight degrees hotter in ten -- not ten, but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals."

 

Charlie Rose should have been embarrassed, but wasn’t. When Turner said during the show "It’s been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid," he should have administered a Breathalyzer test. Instead, at show’s end, he delivered an hommage to Turner’s humanitarianism. Rose was still seated, but the tone sounded like he was bowing deeply to his guest’s expansive intellect. "You’re a remarkable man," he declared.

The global warming disaster-movie pushers always try to intimidate their opponents by insisting the finest scientific minds are all on their side. But Ted Turner is not one of the finest scientific minds in America. All you have to do is express the politically correct opinion, and PBS will treat you as one of the world’s great sages.

PBS is a natural habitat for this kind of wild-eyed lunacy. The taxpayer-funded network has a well-worn reputation for providing gloomy – and wholly inaccurate – predictions from environmental extremists. In 1990, the PBS documentary series "Race to Save the Planet" featured another one of those lesser scientific minds, actress Meryl Streep: "By the year 2000 -- that's less than 10 years away -- the earth's climate will be warmer than it's been in over 100,000 years. If we don't do something, there'll be enormous calamities in a very short time."

Doesn’t everyone remember the massive human die-off of 2000?

Al Gore went to Harvard with Erich Segal, the author of "Love Story," so he knows that being in love with the planet Earth means never having to say you’re sorry when your doomsday pitches are massively, dreadfully wrong. But shouldn’t PBS and other media outlets be held accountable when doomsday predictions they’ve facilitated from 15 or 20 years ago fail to materialize?

Liberalism is so impressed with its own brilliance that results apparently don’t matter. There is the "enlightened" opinion, and there is the benighted opinion. When Charlie Rose interviewed Gore in 2006, he wondered about how President Bush could be so deluded about the warming disaster: "But do you know anybody who has temporarily tried to have a conversation with the president about this, in a way which you would consider an enlightened conversation?" Gore said Bush is an "incurious person," which is a patronizing way of saying he’s not stupid, he just doesn’t care as much about the planet as we do.

But can’t it be said that Ted Turner is an incurious person? What has Ted Turner ever done to display his curiosity about free-market environmentalism? Eleven years ago, when he was still in charge of CNN, he wouldn’t let opponents speak. It was bad enough that CNN (and TBS) had a habit of airing extremely one-sided eco-panic – even with child indoctrination in cartoon form like "Captain Planet."

But Turner even had commercials opposing the Kyoto global-warming treaty pulled from his airwaves. They were apparently inaccurate for predicting that U.S. approval of Kyoto would dramatically increase gas and electricity prices for the American people. This was one gloomy scenario that Turner would not endorse. Despite its status as a prediction about the future – just like Turner’s – it was denounced as a lie in the present tense.

The media, including PBS, are supposed to follow the truth wherever it leads. They can suspect that conservatives have an axe to grind. Fine. They ought to suspect the same from liberals. The media could make gains against their damaged credibility by simply revisiting environmental claims from 1968, 1978, and 1988, and answering the question: Were the doomsayers and their predictions of disaster right?

Instead, the media appear to all the world as trapped inside a hermetically sealed bubble of its own incuriosity. The Business and Media Institute studied global-warming stories on ABC, CBS, and NBC in the second half of 2007, and found only 20 percent of stories even mentioned the mere concept that some disagree with doomsday global-warming scenarios. Skeptical scientists are routinely locked out, while Ted Turner is honored for his overwhelming gift of "enlightened conversation."


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If Ted Turner truly

If Ted Turner truly believes what he is saying, shouldn't be be selling his stake in his Ted's Buffalo Grill now, before it becomes a worthless franchise when we are all eating each other?

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

Exactly What Are Those Ribs?

Ah, but he's prepping the select few for the coming holocaust...a la "Eating Raoul," complete with the long, drawn-out wait for the better-had-it-never-been-made finish. You didn't really believe he was serving buffalo, did you? lol

V/R
Clyde 

"...the aspirants to tyranny are either the...men of the state, who in democracies are demagogues,... or those who hold great offices, and have a long tenure.." - Aristotle, Politics, c350BC

Funny, I thought it tasted

Funny, I thought it tasted like chicken. Now I know... It's people!

BTW, great movie reference! "Eating Raoul" was a classic.

When his restaurant starts using "To Serve Man" for it's menu options, I'll know to steer clear.

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

"FRIED GREEN TOMATOES", could have been

Hey, could have been "FRIED GREEN TOMATOES" since Ted's a Southerner now!  Guess you never know what's on your sandwich or in your soup!

To Serve

To Serve Man 

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

One of greatest shows on TV ever! Twilight Zone freaked me

One of greatest shows on TV ever!  Twilight Zone freaked me out each time on!  Remember the one with the brain in the jar, the furry mammal[can't say monkey] on the wings of the plane, etc., they were frightening.  Used to hook the screen door & lock the regular door and close and lock all the windows even in the heat of Central Virginia summers!  

I always liked the one with

I always liked the one with the woman under all the bandages, and when they remove them she screams when she looks in the mirror....

Ah yes, "Eye of the

Ah yes, "Eye of the Beholder."

I am also partial to the one where Dick York finds a stopwatch that can freeze time. (You can actually find most of the cast of "Bewitched" in some of the classic episodes of TZ.)

But "Time Enough at Last" with Burgess Meredith has perhaps the greatest ironic ending of any TZ. 

*****

"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will 

I agree with your two

I agree with your two excellent choices, Hero Squad, but I want to add another great Burgess Meredith episode: "The Obsolete Man." The ironic twist and the exchanges near the time of Meredeith's excution in that one are brilliant.

And even though it's difficult to pick a favorite among so many great shows, "Masks" is mine. The old man and his horrible family make quite a tale.

Twighlight Zone. LOL. I

Twighlight Zone. LOL. I wonder if Ted is becoming senile.

Turner's a nut job, but once

Turner's a nut job, but once we start eating each other, he will find a way to make some dough...possibly a food channel that will serve up all kinds of possibilities like Index Finger Sate, Knee Cap Stew (alternative to Ox Tail Stew), etc.

where's the lithium?

What DID Hanoi Jane put in his food? He is so whacked out these days. I'm surprised they let him out on his own without a couple male nurses at 6'4" and 250 lbs at his side to keep him away from sharp edges and pointy objects.

wizard,

They weren't necessary. He was on PBS, nothing there too sharp or with much of a point, either.

MC... Now that is sooo

MC...

Now that is sooo true...and hilarious to-boot.

Just got here and LOL already.

Just wanted to say thanks...much needed today.

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

You're most welcome

You're most welcome, BT. It has been one of those weeks so far.

BTW, I'm here all week. Try the Veal! ;-)

only when they're not paying attention

True enough MC, I find their light weight comedy shows like Red Green and the BritComs like 'Are you being served?' very entertaining when I just want to switch off the thinking hat and veg out in front of the TV. Whenever they try to be serious it always turns into The Pravda Hour and often is funnier than the deliberate comedies.

Yeah,

I used to watch Are You Served?, very funny. Now I only ever watch the This Old House Hour. Can't be bothered with any of the other tripe.

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Although enlightened Ted

Although enlightened Ted Turner doesn't believe in Jesus, I hate to break this to him: He's a Freak, if there ever was one.  What I want to know is, how do lunatics like this get to be so "financially well off" (aka, filthy rich)?

unfortunately it's a talent

After many years of observing the phenomena, I've come to the conclusion that it's a talent you're born with or not. You can only make it better or worse, but you've got to have it to begin with. There appears to be no correlation with IQ, parental wealth, years of education, etc. Damn it. There are many more veggies like Ted who just naturally make money at something that catches their attention. The rest of us can make money, but usually by being a wage slave. Oh well.

Listening to Turner...

reminds me of a sound I heard long ago.

A big-block V8, turning around 6000 rpm, made an amusing sound...just before the #'s 3 & 6 connecting rods let go. Once powerful and admirable; suddenly worthless.

Memorable but not pretty.

The Wall Street Journal & Ted Turner

I think that it should be noted here that today The Wall Street Journal also featured the Charlie Rose - Ted Turner interview in its Notable & Quotable corner. Normally Notable & Quotable is used to highlight an especially rare and insightful bit of wisdom that comes to the attention of the WSJ editors; but in this case it unambiguously highlighted celebrity idiocy of eye-popping scope.

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.