Back in March, liberals tried to make a major controversy out of Rush Limbaugh’s parody of Al Sharpton singing "Barack the Magic Negro" (to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon") even though it borrowed the "magic negro" term from a black writer in the Los Angeles Times. Critics thought it was racist and made Sharpton sound like an idiot. One blogger called for station managers to drop Limbaugh and this "worst kind of vile, demeaning garbage." It even became a news story on NBC.
But what about when the left does a similar kind of satire against Clarence Thomas – and on National Public Radio, no less? On October 1, the first day of the Supreme Court’s new term, NPR’s All Things Considered aired a parody by Bruce Kluger and David Slavin, using ethnic and racial stereotyping for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Antonin Scalia, and Thomas. Scalia is pitched as the Godfather (complete with notes from the "Godfather" soundtrack) and Thomas is mocked as Scalia’s goon, who repeats everything Scalia says and even calls him "Boss." Fake Thomas also seems well-versed in the signals of public-restroom sex. (You have to hear it to believe it. Audio here.)
The skit’s protagonist is Anthony Kennedy, and the first half of the skit is Kennedy being troubled by a hoary Jewish-mother stereotype of Justice Ginsburg, wondering why Kennedy didn’t send her a postcard over the summer and telling him to wear a scarf because the Court building is over-air conditioned. Then, Kennedy tries to go to the bathroom, where he is threatened by the Godfather and his goon:
SCALIA: Well, well. Look what we got here, Clarence.
THOMAS: Yeah. Look at what we got here.
KENNEDY: Oh. Antonin, Clarence, you startled me. Hi, fellas.
SCALIA: Word on the streets says you're making nicey-nice with old lady Ginsburg. Is that true?
KENNEDY: Look, fellows, I just need to go [to the bathroom]...
SCALIA: You just need to go – to lunch with us today. We'll meeting Alito and Roberts for a little pow-wow, Galileo's, 1:30, back room. They got a bacala to die for.
THOMAS: Yeah. To die for.
SCALIA: And we got a lot to discuss, Paesan -- habeas corpus, discrimination, the environment. And we just want to make sure that we're all on the right and narrow.
THOMAS: Don't you mean straight and narrow, boss?
SCALIA: Shut up, Clarence.
KENNEDY: And if I refuse? ("Godfather" music swells)
SCALIA: Let's just say the rumors have a nasty way of spreading around this town. I mean, I’d hate for somebody to pick up the Washington Times tomorrow and read it, oh, we found you in that stall over there, tapping your right foot like a woodpecker.
THOMAS: Right. Tapping three times, then you carefully move your roller back to the front of the stall and then, baby, oh.
SCALIA: Basta, Clarence! So what it's going to be, sunshine? Can I tell the boys you'll be joining us for lunch?
KENNEDY: Well, I suppose.
SCALIA: Good decision, your honor. We'll give you a ride just as soon as Sam finishes washing my car. Let's go, Clarence.
THOMAS: Yeah. Let's go, Clarence. ("Godfather" music)
KENNEDY: It's going to be a long year.
NPR ANCHOR ROBERT SIEGEL: Satire from Bruce Kluger and David Slavin with Jane Gennaro and Todd Cummings.
To NPR's credit, three days later, as the All Things Considered anchors dipped into their mailbox, the anchors read a letter calling the satire stupid, and unfit for NPR (although the racial-stereotyping skit isn't mentioned in the web summary):
ROBERT SIEGEL, anchor: Many listeners wrote to say that they were not laughing at Bruce Kluger and David Slavin's parody of Justice Anthony Kennedy's role as the swing vote on the U.S. Supreme Court earlier this week.
MICHELE NORRIS, anchor: Anna Herrick (ph) was among them. Nothing more than an embarrassing depiction of cliched stereotype, she writes.
SIEGEL: Ruth Bader Ginsberg, the kvetching overbearing Jewish mother.
NORRIS: Antonin Scalia, a Mafioso.
SIEGEL: And Clarence Thomas, the gangster street thug.
NORRIS: It's especially sad to hear something this stupid coming from NPR.
NPR’s website proudly lists Kluger’s left-wing credentials:
Kluger and Slavin also created and wrote the popular "Memo to George" column for Salon.com, in which they imagined secret correspondences to President Bush from Chief of Staff Andrew Card. The series was hailed by the media website Cursor.org as "pitch-perfect satire" (which might have been a feather in their caps had anyone known what cursor.org was).
Prior to their collaboration, Bruce Kluger was an editor of Playboy Magazine for 13 years, and is currently a member of USA Today's Board of Contributors, a columnist for Parenting magazine and a regular contributor to Alternet.org and Time.com.
If one were to follow the anti-Limbaugh model on this, it's hard to imagine a campaign calling on NPR affiliates to drop All Things Considered. It would sound as odd as writing CBS and telling them to drop the CBS Evening News. NPR, and thus the taxpayers, has paid for and endorsed this ethnic and racial stereotyping.
NPR should not be seen as a sober and serious and more intellectual take on the news. It's often just a program made by liberals seeking to please other liberals. At least Limbaugh doesn't take the money of liberals before he skewers them.
—Tim Graham is Director of Media Analysis at the Media Research Center















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Once again, the left
October 14, 2007 - 08:18 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsOnce again, the left exposes it's racist, do as I say, not as I do, roots.
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"...it's hard to imagine a
October 14, 2007 - 08:39 ET by sarcasmo"...it's hard to imagine a campaign calling on NPR affiliates to drop All Things Considered..."
It's hard to imagine a campaign calling on Republicans to drop all funding for NPR, despite the fact that the USA is in a sea of red ink and our taxes are used to finance arguably-racist stupidity.
JMR
Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.
it's hard to imagine a
October 14, 2007 - 09:05 ET by motherbeltit's hard to imagine a campaign calling on NPR affiliates to drop All Things Considered.
It's also hard...no...impossible to imagine a conservative getting away with this kind of "vile, demeaning garbage", to put it in the words of the blogger who called for Rush Limbaugh to be dropped.
Liberals are not funny (I gotta admit Ginsburg as the guilt-trip laying Jewish mother is kind of cute, but it should have been more over-the-top ); they just do insults and call it humor.
Gee, and they were all
October 14, 2007 - 10:27 ET by drillanwrGee, and they were all twitter-pated over Ann Coulter's "perfected Jews" comment(s) of a couple days ago ...
Seems the Goose(s) and the Gander have some heavy blinders on these days.
<sarc>
October 14, 2007 - 10:48 ET by motherbelt<sarc>
That's just because they "know" that Coulter hates Jews....whereas it's "obvious" they think Judge Ginsburg is cute.....
Pravda
October 14, 2007 - 10:35 ET by iveseenitallNPR=Pravda
NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"
Thats mighty bigoted of
October 14, 2007 - 15:45 ET by well99Thats mighty bigoted of them.They put the S in Sterotyping people.
Where's Media Matters?
October 14, 2007 - 16:51 ET by CaringwhiteguyShouldn't Media Matters be stirring up a storm on this one. NPR has demonized "minorities" Media Matters says it's dedicated to protecting. Isn't hate speech hate speech? Come on little Davey Brock, let's get cracking.
The difference between Rush
October 14, 2007 - 16:59 ET by bigtimerThe difference between Rush and NPR is we are forced to fund NPR/PBS!
When are we going to get the congress-critters to SET us FREE!
Never-mind....I know the answer.
Btw...talk about hypocrisy, thanks for this info Tim.
It's NPR, for goodness sakes
October 14, 2007 - 19:36 ET by celatorLook, it's NPR for goodness sakes. Who listens to NPR for credible news, respectful treatment of anyone from the center or right or interesting points of view? The only intersting aspect of this particular episode is that the socialist left is usually more successful at camouflaging their bigotry. Seems like they failed this time.
NPR Has an Audience
October 15, 2007 - 07:49 ET by Tim GrahamNPR touts they have 21 million listeners, and they're largely rich and influential people. There's sales language in there (!), but no one should suggest that it doesn't have some sway, even if conservatives aren't so likely to listen.
Action Needed
October 15, 2007 - 10:38 ET by mattmThis is where the Right needs to take organized action. <<< PETITION >>> The Left will attack a PRIVATE citizen's right to speech, e.g. Limbaugh, Imus, Hannity etc..., but they want immunity from criticism while useing PUBLIC money to spew their one-sided crud.
This should be actionable.
If there ever is a "fairness" doctrine, it should ONLY apply to government funded broadcasters.
Letters of complaint won't do. There needs to be an official complaint and legal action taken.
If these Leftist Haters want to spread their bilious fecal excrement, let them do it on their own dime....oh yeah, they couldn't compete without taxpayer assistance...sorry, forget everything I've said...
Interesting
October 16, 2007 - 05:58 ET by BondPlainBondNPR's link to the audio of All Things Considered has been deleted. The Chevy commercial plays quite well, the show, that is to immediately follow, is nowhere to be found.
Is this SOP at NPR? Or, since they do not offer a transcript of the show that day on their website, are they attempting to pretend this outrageous incident never happened? Hiding it from the public that foots their bills?
Shame on NPR for 1) being so obvious in hiding the evidence of their usual and customary bad behavior upon being called to be responsible for their actions, and 2) for being so blatantly and reprehensibly racist and then having the audacity and the gaul to label their blatant racism as a "parody".
Cowardly behavior on the part of NPR.