17 and she had 7 double espressos. Somebody please chlorinate this gene pool.

"Not for fame or reward, not for place or rank, not lured by ambition or goaded by necessity. But in simple obedience to duty." - From the barracks at Ft. Benning

Ok we've recognized a deadly killer in America. Initiate the Concerned Citizens Crying-out Protocol.

Step 1: Pin it on Bush administration.

Step 2: Commission a study that is funded by caring people like the Heinz Foundation that works from presuppositions and disreguards opposing evidence as anomolous.

Step 3: Find a victim crippled by said catastrophe to be the spokesman of the issue. Then detractors will be afraid to oppose for fear of looking like a "meanie"

Step 4: Give complicit members of media talking points to gin up support of anti-"whatever" movement.

Step 5: Promise huge subsidies through lawsuits to "save" victims.

Step 6: Once elected into power, tax masses into poverty so they can not function without us.

You can't save the Earth unless You're willing to make other people sacrifice. Dogbert the Green Consultant summing up the elite left.

And in other news, Mayor Bloomberg has raided Maxwell house and Folgers, declaring "the days are numbered for Big Coffee."

Was there something going on before all that coffee? What was the treatment? Breathing in a paper bag? But. Sounds as much like a panic attack. Though I'm sure 7 double cups of expresso played it's part.  You can OD on coffee, but may take more.

We need the media to protect us from life.

"There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition."
- Richard S. Lindzen, Ph.D. Professor of Meteorology, MIT

 Coffee ... Another Victim of Liberal Junk Science

Every six or so months, I hear coffee go-o-o-o-d ... or ... coffee ba-a-a-d.

The gal has probably come close to O.D.ing on alcohol on any given weekend while out partying with friends ...

Oooops! She's only 17 so they'd pat me on my back for saving her a trip to emergency then haul my butt into jail for serving a minor.

Survival of the fittest. If this girl is stupid enough to drink that many double espresso's and if her body is so weak it can't handle it...well, you know where this is going.

First we had the woman who died from drinking too much water too quickly. Now we have this twit, er uh young woman who "overdoses" after only 7 double esspresos. It looks like drinking any liquid at all is very dangerous indeed!

I guess it's a good thing that she didn't have access to a "Super Grande Double Esspresso Mocha Latte Cappucino"!

Not only excessive use of coffee is injurious to health but the very paper coffee cups can lead to bladder and kidney failure when people ingest toxic amounts of the adhesive on the seam of the cup, which dissolves when a hot liquid is poured inside. This adhesive contains melamine, a dangerous chemical primarily used to make plastic and fertilizer.

As you may know, melamine recently made media headlines when it poisoned nearly 1,000 domestic animals in the United States. The chemical was discovered in several pet foods imported from China and caused pain to families and pets across the country.

This type of chemical poisoning has been on some consumers' minds for years; in fact, there was even an episode of Seinfeld in which George's fiancee died of glue poisoning after licking one too many wedding invitations! However, the growing concern has not registered with coffee cup manufacturers, who continue to produce products that may harm the public.

Obviously, it is up to each individual to protect themselves and their family from melamine poisoning. Please consider bringing your own cup or thermos to your local coffee shop, and warn everyone you know about the dangers of paper coffee cups.