Glenn Beck Show Hilariously Mocks Alex Jones Fawning Over Charlie Sheen
Almost lost in the public astonishment over the meltdown of Charlie Sheen on the radio show of fellow 9-11 Truther, Alex Jones, was the incredibly bizarre fawning over Sheen by the radio host. I say "almost lost" because today Glenn Beck and his radio crew produced absolute comedy gold by goofing on Jones' groupie-like fawning over Sheen. It started off as just a few throwaway lines but Glenn and his crew continued building up their impersonations of Jones to a comedy crescendo that just might be the funniest radio bit ever. A word of warning: The routine is a bit risqué. You should also not be drinking anything while listening to this clip because the contents of your drink are sure to be splattered on your computer screen. Even if your screen stays dry, your shirts probably won't since they most likely will be soaked from the tears of your laughter. Listen and you will find out that your humble correspondent is not exaggerating about just how funny this is.
Below are transcript excerpts of Jones' almost forgotten groupie-like fawning during his Charlie Sheen interview so you can better appreciate the genius of Beck's comedy segment:
...Alex Jones: Charlie, I’ve known you for six and a half years or so and I knew you when you were completely clean and I’ve known you since, but, the point is, now, I’ve never seen you when I was out at your house or talked to you on the phone, so energised as you are now – I mean you’re on fire as nails told the news yesterday. I mean I agree with that description.
...Alex Jones: Wow, well I am speechless. Later we’re going to get into Apocalpse Now, but what comes to mind is when we were there a few weeks ago watching it in your home theatre when Colonel Kurtz is saying “You can kill me, but you don’t have the right to judge me”
...Alex Jones: Well sure, let’s go over that, because when I was there, two weeks ago at your house, you looked great, totally clean, you were working out super hard when I went and worked out with you at that private gym I mean they put you through an incredible workout, you know they’re exercising in the pool, and you’re saying “look, I’m ready to go to work. I’m ready to go right now” and then they add the lie that you don’t have a hernia, well I’ve seen your hernia, I’ve got the same hernia in my belly button and your hernia was hurt, but again you don’t wanna defend yourself on that and, you know, tell folks the truth about it, but the point is, it seem that there are some people in your life that are trying to demonise you, they’re doing these vanity cards, you know talking about how they’re going to outlive you, it seems pretty darn aggressive.
It's going to be interesting to hear Alex Jones' reaction, if any, to Glenn Beck's comedy gold mockery of him. And no matter how many times you listen to the Glenn Beck Show clip of that impersonation, it will continues to induce uncontrollable laughter in you.
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OMG! That's absolutely
Submitted by Van Halen on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 11:01pm.
OMG! That's absolutely hysterical. DO NOT be drinking anything when you watch this video!
I've seen
Submitted by Tjexcite on Fri, 03/25/2011 - 11:37pm.
I've seen the bomb plans of 7. I've seen the missle from the pentagon. I've seen the wet suit used in New Orleans. I've seen the fema camps. I've not seen the birth certificate. I've not seen the school records.
I am not sure they knew it was Alex. Glenn did say Ed Schultz
Here is link to his (Alex
Submitted by TerryWest on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 2:39am.
Here is link to his (Alex Jones) web page which shows a few interviews with Sheen, I had never heard of him until I looked him up tonight.
http://www.infowars.com/interviews.html
He is on shortwave
Submitted by ricklail on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 10:57am.
He is on shortwave radio. It's the station out of Nashville, WWCR. The frequencies change depending on the time of day. You have to have to have a guide to keep up with them.
By the way, WWCR stands for World Wide Christian Radio. Not much Christian about him
I think Glenn meant that Stu,
Submitted by motherbelt on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:06am.
I think Glenn meant that Stu, or whoever was doing the voice, sounded more like Ed Schultz than Charlie Sheen.
Never heard of "Alex Jones" until now.
Submitted by Texndoc on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 12:43am.
And am anxiously trying to forget who he is now that I've heard of him.
Glenn and the crew's best bit was when they took off at the amazingly canny ability of the press to focus in on "random" children who asked "thought provoking questions!" at Obama pre-planned staged town-halls. You know how Merideth Vierra and Ann Curry would fall for that crap-
***************
"Mr. President, I'm four years old...."
"Mr. Pwezident, I'm one and a half yeaws owld...."
"Mr. Pwesident don't listen to doze fours yeaws owlds! Dey got us in this mess!"
**************
(This went on for 20 minutes)
Yea, I don't think they know
Submitted by Thoreau on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 12:47am.
Yea, I don't think they know it's Alex Jones. hehe... That's even funnier.
I recall listening to this interview and I could literally hear the sausage sucking over the internet. It was a bizarre interview. And another reason why I don't listen to wierdo. This guy is like Art Bell meets Redneck rampage.
I usually listen to Glenn
Submitted by TerryWest on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 2:14am.
I usually listen to Glenn each am on my way to work but missed this show, thank you so much for posting, true enough you were not exaggerating, it is the funniest bit ever!
Jones is a big 911 truther.
Submitted by Van Halen on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 2:40am.
Jones is a big 911 truther. As soon as I heard that, he was on my 'never listen to ever again for any reason whatsoever' list.
Yeah
Submitted by Ozconservative on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:52am.
the guy is a certifiable nutbag.
Well.....
Submitted by Ozconservative on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:50am.
now I've regained my composure after being reduced to a blubbering mess on the floor..........
No, PJ, you weren't
Submitted by motherbelt on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:09am.
No, PJ, you weren't exaggerating.
Wow this happened
Submitted by melvin on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:13am.
On the same day that Glenn hosted on his Fox News Show, G Edward Griffin, an Alex Jones favorite, and a fellow 9/11 truther. Glenn's substitute host Andrew Napolitano is also an Alex Jones favorite, and a 9/11 truther. I think there's a pattern here.
Sweet!
Submitted by fatboy on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:43am.
That's good!
There was a time that I was a
Submitted by ricklail on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 10:51am.
There was a time that I was a listener to Alex Jones and Chuck Harder on shortwave. Then I realized they were full of crap. This was beyond hilarious. I would say rollicking. Seems stronger than hilarious
TRUTHER MASSAGE...
Submitted by JPTSO3 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 2:19am.
Remember Charlie, remember when we were in your home theater and I was holding your hernia, and…feeding you popcorn... and we were watching 911 videotape.. and the phantom plane – that’s really not a plane hit the North Tower… and we ran the tape back… and you could see Dick Chaney standing on Wall Street watching the whole thing... and, remember we ran tape backwards and you could hear… right there on the tape… Paul McCartney saying… “Bush did it. Bush did it…”
Remember Charlie…
A trail of Lies from a so called person of truth
Submitted by NotUrAverageJoe on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 10:33am.
This guy (Alex Jones) qualifies as a false teacher. Look up his Y2K hysteria and you will know. I have friends who believe this guy is great and truthful. One of the conspiracies he tried to convince people that cell phones do not work when you are flying 30kft in an airplane so how could the people on United 93 call anyone, unless it was staged by the government? When I heard that was one of the 9/11 conspiracies I realized that if he is able to sell that point then all the other conspiracies would be rather easy. Almost anyone can debunk the cell phone conspiracy because, why would the airline people ask you to turn them off if they were not going to work any ways? There were two reason I believe they did not want you using your cell phones on the plane. 1) Planes have a narrow bandwidth of data that they must preserve for communication so they need as much of it as possible and cell phones could clog bandwidth. 2) Most airplanes in 2001 carried air phones (approved bandwidth for customers) and if you used them to make a call it would cost you $3.99/minute. If you needed to talk to someone they made sure they cashed in on it.
On 9/11 the people on Flight 93 either used the air phone or their cell phones to call family members. This is just one of the debunked 9/11 conspiracy theories.