Janeane Garofalo: Great to Jail All Republicans

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Ah, you can just feel the love emanating from left-wing comedian Janeane Garofalo.

Appearing on the September 12 broadcast of HBO's "Real Time" the actress joked that it would be a great idea to jail all Republicans. 

Garofalo's tolerance humor on "Real Time," which also included guests John Fund and Salman Rushdie, on the subject of Republicans begins at the 06:33 mark in this video (emphasis mine):

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JANEANE GAROFALO: Well, you know what? It's because Democrats as people are fundamentally more decent. That's what makes the Democrats...

JOHN FUND: Oh please!

GAROFALO: That's absolutely! At this point that is true!  If you look at the Republican National Convention just as one example. If you saw the tenor of the speeches at the Republican National Convention and of the delegates it has become a party. And they call themselves Republicans. I don't call them Republicans or conservatives. They have become a party of small minded, very petty, mean... unrestrained id. The unrestrained id. 

SALMAN RUSHDIE (laughing): That's a slogan!

GAROFALO: And it's all limbic brain stuff. And it's all red meat thrown out for the dopes.

FUND: I have a theory. 

BILL MAHER: By the way, Sarah Palin actually throws red meat.

FUND: I have a theory that the side that most belittles and most underestimates their opposition in elections generally tends to lose. And I think that you just about stepped into that because saying that one party is fundamentally inherently more decent. Political party is a collection of people seeking power. That's all it is. And for you to characterize people who vote for one party over the other as being more decent...That's not real tolerant. I thought you believed in tolerance and diversity. That's not tolerant.

GAROFALO: First of all there is no evidence to support that the current incarnation of the Republican party, hyphen conservative movement, has any tethering to decency, kindness, tolerance, open-mindedness.  What do they stand for? Torture as a policy. They stand for homophobia. They stand for no reproductive justice. They stand for denying global warming.

FUND: So what should we do? Jail them?

GAROFALO: That would be great!

—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.


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Is

Ms. Gawdawfullho still doing movies & TV?

Would anybody notice if she

Would anybody notice if she is...?

Definition of

Definition of torture--being tied to a chair with eyes pinned open ala A Clockwork Orange, and having to gaze upon and listen to that gasbag Garofalo.

Unscientific Poll:

Ok commenters, who is the dumberest one of the bunch?

Janeane Garafalo

Matt Damon

Barbara Streisand

All of them!!!!! They

All of them!!!!!

They all share the same brain!!!

brains

The spinal column controls the involuntary functions of their body, which for these dems includes their mouths.

To say they share a brain implies that at least one of them has a functioning brain.

Fascism is a religious conception in which man is seen in his imminent relationship with a superior law and with an objective will that transcends the particular individual - Mussolini

Like the five Italian girls with one dress

That they all shared and only one could go out at a time... 

Ba-boom!

I'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's very good. 

I agree they all share the

I agree they all share the same corrupt brain. LOL

The dumberest of the bunch

It's a tie between the producers that give them airtime to showcase their ignorance and the airhead audience that believes they know what they're talking about.

Chai

“The beauty of our system isn’t that we have the right to vote. No, the nice thing is that people who are too dumb or lazy or uninformed to bother casting a ballot aren’t compelled to vote.” —Burt Prelutsky

They stand for no

They stand for no reproductive justice.

So what crime did the baby do?

 

Thank You!

When I read that quote about "no reproductive justice" my first thought was "Justice for whom?  Certainly not the baby!!!"

Apparently the baby's crime was a capital crime, since s/he gets the death penalty without a trial.

And these are the kinder, gentler libs... 

Justice

I know what you mean. I have seen and heard that phrase many times. Every time, as tonight, I pause and think "Just what the hell is 'Reproductive Justice"?

Reproductive Justice

I believe it was George Carlin who asked if we had ever noticed that most pro-choice women were those men wouldn't want to have sex with anyway?  I think in that context, Garafolo defines reproductive justice.

Remember you are unique.  Just like everyone else.

Excellent

Excellent point!

Conservatives prefer real women.

Let’s Gore Al Gore

 

 

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Wow CT

That is brutal..lol ouch...a picture is worth a thousand words.

well99... I

well99...

I try!

Let’s Gore Al Gore 

 

 

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No reproductive justice

No reproductive peace..or should I say piece.

Isn't "Reproductive

Isn't "Reproductive Justice" what that Eric Rudolph guy did and the other assorted bombers and shooters?

Of course, I think true Reproductive Justice would be to have the abortion doctors tried for murder and thrown in jail, along with any other staff members who helped in the abortion.  That would be true justice.

Well 3 minutes is all I

Well 3 minutes is all I could take.  Three liberal minds vs John Fund, in front of a left-leaning audience applauding the three lib minds and their nonsensical quips.  I watched 3 minutes too long.

Garofalo's true self slimes through

She possesses all the soul of the guard in the gulag

What a lady.  Notice how

What a lady.  Notice how Fund spills his water on the table, she wastes no time slathering it into her hair.  What a true lady.  <geeesh>

JANEANE GAROFALO: Well, you

JANEANE GAROFALO: Well, you know what? It's because Democrats as people are fundamentally more decent.

What a bunch of horse manure. Democrats are the nastiest people I know, and I can prove it. See link... Sarah Palin - Joe Lieberman - Hate Fest 2008 

 

 

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Twisted

See what you guys do! It was John Fund who suggested jailing all the Republicans. Garibaldi only agreed with him. In her indictment of Republicans, by the way, I think she reveals herself to be just a little obsessed with sex. Reproduction, Homo-stuff, torture?, Global (all over) warming!. Rather explicit to me! Garofooler and Maher...What a team.

Well, in their communist

Well, in their communist world everyone has to come out the same in the end--so I vote that all three of them should equally share in being considered the dumbest.  As Orwell wrote, "all animals are equal."   

 

Didn't he also say

Some are more equal than others.

Atlas Shrugged

What a great idea, but it sounds a lot like Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged". Remove all the producers and see what happens.

Please keep talking, Ms. Garofalo! We need your brilliance out there for all to hear!

Democrats Are the More Decent People

 JG,

Here's how decent the people on the Democratic ticket are:

From 2000- 2004 the Obama's never gave more than $3,400 to charity. 

Here is a chart of the Bidens’ giving for the years covered by the tax returns:

                    Adjusted 
                    Gross Income              Charity

1998             $215,432                      $195

1999             $210,797                      $120

2000             $219,953                      $360

2001             $220,712                      $360

2002             $227,811                      $260

2003             $231,375                      $260

2004             $234,271                      $380

2005             $321,379                      $380

2006             $248,459                      $380

2007             $319,853                      $995

Total            $2,450,042                   $3,690

 

My moonbat sister's reply

My moonbat sister's reply to that was "the only reason Republicans give is to get a tax break". Seems that spending a dollar to save 35 cents is, well, a losing proposition, in most cases.

Fascism is a religious conception in which man is seen in his imminent relationship with a superior law and with an objective will that transcends the particular individual - Mussolini

Gee, whatever happened to

Gee, whatever happened to your gig at Air Amerikka?  Funny, I have always found you liberals were narrow minded bigots.  Anyone who does not agree and nod along with your view of the world are shouted down as stupid or morons. You do not even bother to try to understand bother to listen to another side of an argument, you just sit there with your hands over your ears and eyes closed going "NAH nah nah nah nah".

Garofalo

Is left wing bigot.I wont say all Dems and Libs are like her because that would make me as big a bigot as her.Still these elitist pieces of garbage like her and BM show regular Americans their true faces and that aint pretty.

Garofalo - a mind buried in her '7th planet'

Garofalo - a mind buried in her '7th planet.'

GAROFALO: First of all there is no evidence to support that the current incarnation of the Republican party, hyphen conservative movement, has any tethering to decency, kindness, tolerance, open-mindedness. 

Really?   my bold, and my [comments]

Bob Geldof astonished the aid community yesterday (2003) by using a return visit to Ethiopia to praise the Bush administration as one of Africa's best friends in its fight against hunger and Aids.
The musician-turned activist said Washington was providing major assistance, in contrast to the European Union's "pathetic and appalling" response to the continent's humanitarian crises.
"You'll think I'm off my trolley when I say this, but the Bush administration is the most radical - in a positive sense - in its approach to Africa since Kennedy," Geldof told the Guardian.

Senator Barack Obama: “I think the PEPFAR program has saved lives and has done very good work, and he [President Bush] deserves enormous credit for that.”  8/16/08

The world is changing since Clinton lef the White House:

Sep’t 11, 2007 UNITED NATIONS (AFP) — Despite daunting challenges posed by global warming [OK, whatever], water, energy, unemployment and terrorism, the world faces a brighter future with fewer wars, higher life expectancy and improved literacy, according to a report released Monday.

"Although great human tragedies like Iraq and Darfur dominate the news, the vast majority of the world is living in peace, conflicts actually decreased over the past decade," says the 2007 State of the Future report.

Published by the World Federation of UN associations, a global network of associations in more than 100 member states, the study noted that the number of African conflicts fell from a peak of 16 in 2002 to five in 2005 and the number of refugees around the world is falling.. 

Quite the legacy President Clinton and Sec. Annan left behind, is it not?

Int'l Herald Tribune September 13, 2007 - For the first time since record keeping began in 1960 [hey, these records are older than the polar ice cap records], the number of deaths of young children around the world has fallen below 10 million a year, according to figures from the United Nations Children's Fund being released Thursday.

This public health triumph has arisen, Unicef officials said, partly from campaigns against measles, malaria and bottle-feeding, and partly from improvements in the economies of most of the world outside Africa.

The estimated drop, to 9.7 million deaths of children under 5, "is a historic moment," said Ann Veneman, Unicef's executive director, noting that it shows progress toward the United Nations Millennium Development Goal of cutting the rate of infant mortality in 1990 by two-thirds by 2015. "But there is no room for complacency. Most of these deaths are preventable, and the solutions are tried and tested."

Interestingly, Unicef officials said, the new estimate comes from household surveys done in 2005 or earlier, so they barely reflect the huge influx of money that has poured into third world health in the last few years from the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria; the Gates Foundation; and the Bush administration's twin programs to fight AIDS and malaria. For that reason, the next five-year survey should show even greater improvement, they said.

"We feel we're at a tipping point now," said Dr. Peter Salama, Unicef's chief medical officer. "In a few years' time, it will all translate into a very exciting drop."

Garofalo  - you are the essence of a fundamental lack of decency!

I once heard Jeanine say in

I once heard Jeanine say in an interview about George Bush;
"He actually believes in a God...that there is some sort of divine entity that watches over us...he is out of touch"

Yeah, us believers in God are so completely out of touch. Imagine our idiocy...believing in a God!!

Hey, Janeane, your 15

Hey, Janeane, your 15 minutes are up.

You're not kidding!

And the dumpster diver chic look isn't gonna win her any new friends either.

Btw, aren't Rushdie's 15 about up as well? Wth has he done in last 10 (plus) years but live off the residue of the Satanic Verses?

One thing's for sure. After seeing him bash America on Friday, I'm sorry we ever gave that ingrate SOB safe-haven here! 

 

i've been waiting for this idiot to dial in her comments ...

... it was inevitable.  her appearance on maher's very weak show proved several things to me:

1.  she has no understanding of the issues at

2.  she is petty, small-minded and mean herself

3.  she has proven over and over again that the tolerance she expects from others is not a virtue she bestows upon herself

4.  she still looks like she has fleas and smells bad

 

 

 

Garofolo and Maher are the fascist face

of the democrat left. It's actually a good thing that they are willing to express in public what the rest of their party thinks but is unwilling to say. If anyone has any question about the decency of the left just check the charitable donations of the Obamas and those of John McCain. http://www.nytimes.c... http://philanthropy....

Liberal tolerance on

Liberal tolerance on parade

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Liberals & Pogroms

Ever notice how liberal democrats, who like to boast of themselves as the party of tolerance & inclusiveness, have this thing for mass detentions if not outright extermination of those who disagree with them ideologically? A couple years back I was at a social event and encountered someone I had not seen since the 90s when I was a deluded, media-obsessed liberal. At one point the discussion turned to politics -- or more specifically, how much Bush sucked, and was worse than Hitler -- and my buddy turned to me and quite literally said, "Wouldn't this world be a better place if we could just round up all those people like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, Bush and Cheney, all of them, and have them lined up against a wall and shot?" I explained to my friend (who is still my friend, though we haven't spoken since) that such tactics were exactly how Hitler, the Nazis and their ilk silenced voices of opposition. And that it takes at least one other political party to make a democracy. It is because of our differences that we become stronger than totalitarianistic regimes, I explained, and that rounding people up and shooting them isn't a very good way at reaching the compromise that is known of as democracy.

I do not know if my words had any lasting effect but it was then that I realized how much liberal democrats seem to be in favor of at least the concept of mass exterminations, incarcerations, and disenfranchizement of those who disagree with them. Anyone who voted for Bush should be disqualified for voting for life, we should all be lined up against a wall and shot, and as Ms. Gerrafelo points out, mass jailings/exile or internment are their solutions for HOW TO WIN AT POLITICS. Just get the opposition out of the way, shut down their radio stations, take away their broadcast licences, sterilize them so they can't have any children who might be reared with similar values, ban them from the internet or public speaking venues, make sure none of their works of expression are seen, read, or heard, and make legislation outlawing the difference of opinion.

My point is that you almost never hear conservatives suggest anything like that, just these firebrand liberal democrats who can't deal with the fact that they lose elections because people don't really want to vote for their candidates and live under their liberal policies. As the election grows nearer we can expect to hear more of this.

 

Was Garofalo reading from a

Was Garofalo reading from a teleprompter? ROFLMAO

You know you subscribe to a

You know you subscribe to a warped ideology when your idea of justice and decency includes killing innocent babies on demand, while demanding that murderous terrorists be treated as humanely as possible.

We can do without your sense of decency, Garbagelo.

Parallel Universe

You know, it does sound rather like a parallel universe.

OK, killing innocent babies - GOOD.  

Killing murderers, terrorists, mass murdering dictators - BAD.

  

Parallel

So, would that mean that the "Good" Janine has a goatee?

Hello P. Gladnick, Where is the missing paragraph, past 10:58?

From 9:00 to end is ok.  9:30 to 10:58 is great (mimium of Garofalo)

Is there  a pt-2 clip somewhere ?

will an  Eyeblast .tv  search find it?

Matt has plenty stuff to do, yah.

CLIMATE CRISIS

IranianUranium

These idiots couldn't survive my daughter!

My junior high school daughter could out debate these idiots.   "Reproductive justice"?

Think like me or else!!!!

Wow. Other people possess different viewpoints on various issue than Janeane. So she hates them.

I like the way these clowns get themselves all worked up over the big, bad, white Republicans:

" What do they stand for? Torture as a policy. They stand for
homophobia. They stand for no reproductive justice. They stand for
denying global warming."

She forgot to mention they're "racists" as well (although that term was also applied to any liberal who didn't support Obama during the Dem primary).

I guess stereotyping people is all cool and hip, as long as you're a liberal and doing it to the right group.

The hypocrisy of these pious a-holes is what really make them hard to stomach.

Can't wait to watch the moaning and braying if their "post-partisan, post-racial" American Idol loses.

BTW, I thought the "global warming" had sort of quietly fallen out of favor with the shrill, hysterical left. It's "climate change" now, Janeane. Get with it.

I am actually quite pleased

I am actually quite pleased every time Garofalo is on Real Time, and would be even happier if she would get MORE air time to share her views on how things are... the more she talks the more real people get to see just how far gone the left really is.

jail all Republicans

<B> Tell me of any business that will advertise to ½ of the paying public, that they really don't care if you buy my product. I will tell you of a business that is going to fail. Hollywierd had the worst summer  <I> EVER</I> even after Batman.

People watch this?

Wow it amases me that people watch this and some believe this. I really would not go on here. It's like The View but ten times worse. Does Garafalo still have that Airhead America gig? I thought she went into obscurity after the 90s?

 

 

 

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.- George Santayana

I need a job after Air America

With Air America all but disintegrated and virtually decimated as a legitimate and fair talk radio program, Garofalo finds herself searching want ads for a position in her field. I understand she took out ads in her own search for a job. It read:

Feminist radio shock jock seraching for a talk show spot requiring a self-righteous and self-serving lesbian political commentator. I require that my new position will allow me to verbally contradict all that is right as I see it with my ultra liberal eyes. I also reserve the right to bash on my show any woman who has finally broken through the "glass ceiling" and therefore sees herself on the right side of politics and who is opposed to abortion, gun rights and beliving in a God.

(I also require one million dollars a month to cover the cost of my being unemployed for so long and a carton of red box.)

A Tale of Two Homes

They (Republicans/conservatives) stand for denying global warming.

And Democrats/liberals stand for championing hypocrisy.

A Tale of Two Houses

You talk the talk Garafalo while Bush walks the walk.

acumen... Great minds

acumen...

Great minds think alike... Let’s Gore Al Gore

 

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Garofalo...

Okay ... she has a degree in what? She has held what politcal office?
So, why should I care what she thinks?

As an aside...it has been shown that conservatives give more to charity. Conservatives attend church more regularly and participate in church ministries. Also, conservatives tend to not want to murder the unborn. This makes Republicans/conservatives less decent?

  • Torture as a policy --  if it means no repeat of 9-11, then I am okay with that
  • Homophobia -- Maybe I do not know what it means... wanting to preserve the institution of marriage to be between one man and one woman does not make me afraid
  • Being PRO-LIFE amounts to more justice that her new euphemism of "reproductive justice" for PRO-ABORTION
  • Denying Global Warming -- Anthropogenic Global Warming, okay ... waiting for some real science ... Garfy, new reports out indicating Global Cooling ... more Climate Change ... what is it called this week?
  • Intolerance -- Differeing opinion, jail them all ... sounds very Soviet. Notice how bigoted liberals sound when talking about McCain and Palin ... very ageist and sexist

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

What is "Reproductive Justice"??

What is "Reproductive Justice"? Is that another new liberal word to make things not sound as bad as they are? 

Sorry Garofalo, but, I am a Republican because I DO believe in tolerance, and other ideas, and enjoy a good debate. Most liberals just shout anyone down who doesn't agree with them, and call them names like "small minded, petty, and mean"

The Republicans I personally know, are all college educated, have good jobs, know plenty of science and history, keep working to improve their lives, want to keep the government as far away as possible, expect a strong military to protect the USA, and are always proud to be an American in the United States.

That is why I am a Republican, and not a liberal like you Garofalo.

I like John Fund. Why the

I like John Fund. Why the heck would John Fund appear on Maher's Show? Why would anyone from the right give credence to Maher and his stupid show?

That's about as succinct as I can get.

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“This party is a bunch of fools, and it is a party led by a bunch of fools.” ~ Rush Limbaugh on the Democrat Party

Parker/Stone took care of

Parker/Stone took care of this idiot in Team America, in a slow-mo scene that is about as cathartic as it can get.

And I don't get Rushdie chuckling along with these morons. It doesn't make any sense at all. Isn't this the same guy who Islamic clerics labeled for death, and ordered all Muslims to kill him on sight? And now he's throwing in with morons who fall over themselves equivocating Islamic fanaticism... who actually support it since it's anti-west? I'm at a complete loss here.

John Fund?

What’s John Fund doing participating in this show? He probably lost 20 IQ points just being there.

"Reproductive justice" -

"Reproductive justice" - that's a new one.

Sounds like that means all babies should be aborted by default, which goes right along with jailing all Republicans.

(Just as an aside, how is it possible that Salman Rushdie has still not been beheaded after all these years?) 

Those highly educated celebrities...

I love it when celebs try to prove how smart they are.  Mizz Garafolo states that Republicans act in a "limbic" fashion, as "unrestrained id".  Let's take a look at what the limbic system of the brain does, shall we?

Clearly, Mizz G means that conservatives can only react, as in knee-jerk fashion.  Sadly, the limbic system is responsible for, among other things, emotion, homeostasis, decision-making, and long-term memory.  So remember, according to Mizz G (and Maher and all the hooting libs in the audience), liberals--who don't behave in a "limbic" fashion--are emotionless robots with no self-control who can't make decisions and don't have the mental capacity to remember the purpose of soap.

As for "unrestrained id", I guess it's a term that works for those who still buy into Freudian theories (how very "progressive"!).  Of course, for Mizz G's crowd, the idea that the sexual impulse is the single motivating force in personality seems to resonate, so there you go.

 

Garafolo and her ilk are

Garafolo and her ilk are under the delusion that being cynical and sardonic somehow makes someone "intelligent".  There are a lot of kids like this in highschool and college.  The difference is that most of these kids GTFU.

And it really burns me that many consider this moron to be a representative of Generation X.  I know a baby boomer who feels the exact same way towards Jane Fonda.

She's still in the country? Good thing I'm just a conservative.

... So I said to the girl in the coffee shop, "I didn't know you're a lesbian?" 

"How could you not know?"

"Well ... you smile at men." I said as I studied her tattoo's and multiple piercing's (come to think of it). 

 

Not "ha ha" funny, but ironic funny...

Funny how the "open-minded, tolerant, free-speech-defending" left finds humor in suggesting the jailing of dissident views, but even humorists on the "narrow-minded, racist, bigoted" right never suggest such things...

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"There are some who use change to promote their careers, and then there are those who use their careers to promote change."
--Sarah Palin

She needs a bath.  Poor

She needs a bath.  Poor John Fund probably scrubbed 3 or 4 layers of skin to get her funk off of his body.

Garofalo is another person

Garofalo is another person we should thank for aiding our side of the aisle...because she has done just that.

Gawd the dems are dim-witted. 

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

"Soylent Green"

What might happen is that since Global Warming is such an important issue and the Earth is about to die, Garfalo and Company might want to turn all Republicans into crackers like in the movie "Soylent Green." Then after all Republicans have been turned into crackers, Garofalo and Company will then need new crackers. And since we learn in the book "Animal Farm" from Orwell "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others", so Garofalo and Company will decide which animals are more equal to make their new crackers.

"the actress joked that it

"the actress joked that it would be a great idea to jail all Republicans." 

Does she truly expect us to take seriously their claims of being "uniters," after making asinine statements like this?  

I can't believe these Loudmouthed Lefties have any fans left, no pun intended. 

Ah yes, "compassionate and tolerant Liberalism" on display by Janene Garofalo, for all the world to see.

No, Miiiiiiiiiiizzzzz G, the only ones who need to rot in jail are those who deserve it - like your self-proclaimed "decent" friends at Gawker who violated Federal law by hacking into the Alaskan Governor's private email, publishing private content, then bragging about it.  Or your candidate's associates who admittedly and unapologetically blow up Federal buildings.  Or your news media's treasonous actions of sharing our national security secrets with the enemy in time of war.  Or the vocal wing of your entire party, and most of your so-called "profession," who care more about the rights and concerns of murderers and traitors and child molesters than us actual-working, taxpaying, law-abiding, family- and country-loving "flyover" rubes you mock.  

You and your ungrateful comrades don't deserve the uniquely American freedoms that Truly Decent people fought and died for.  Since you love socialist Cuba and Europe so much, it's beyond me why you don't go live there and enjoy your own version of utopia.  No wait, I do know why:  it's because Liberals are all talk, no action.  At least not positive, constructive action.