Did you know that John F. Kennedy had a whole bunch of pets and now Barack Obama is planning on getting a pet dog too? JFK gave a speech in Berlin and now Obama is preparing to do the same. JFK also spoke at a stadium during the 1960 Democrat convention and guess what? Obama is also going to give a speech during the Democrat convention this August at Mile High Stadium in Denver. The parallels between Obama and JFK are unmistakable.
Okay, by now you are probably laughing out loud at the enormous stretch needed to draw the similarities between the two but the political writer for the San Francisco Chronicle, Carla Marinucci, makes this case in all seriousness in "Obama, JFK parallels - real or media hype?" As you can see in her article, Marinucci comes down firmly on the side of real, not hype:
He's fired up youth with eloquent oratory and a message of change. He has the pearl-wearing wife and two adorable little kids. He's making plans for a huge speech in Berlin.
So ask - or ask not: Is Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama channeling John F. Kennedy?
Republicans practically roll their eyes at the Camelot question - and Obama's not even the official nominee yet.
Or perhaps the Republicans, and many others, are bursting out laughing at Marinucci's utterly cosmetic comparisons between Obama and JFK. Here she is with more unintentional humor making the Obama/JFK case:
For starters, there was the announcement that Obama will aim to deliver an address in Berlin, a campaign event that has had German politicians battling over its propriety. But no one can escape the rich symbolism of a young Democrat speaking to the world from the same city where Kennedy delivered his famed "Ich bin ein Berliner (I am a Berliner)" speech in the midst of the Cold War.
Then there's the planned Aug. 28 nomination acceptance speech at a public rally before 75,000 people in a stadium - not a convention hall - in Denver.
That prompted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco, speaking to The Chronicle last week, to draw the JFK parallel. She recalled how she was present with her parents in 1960 when the Democratic nominee did the same at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. That JFK appearance was a "thrilling" event that gave her what she called the political memory of a lifetime.
At least we should thank Marinucci for reminding us of how desperately Barack Obama is trying to emulate JFK since I wasn't aware of that Coliseum speech by Kennedy. Marinucci summons JFK speech writer, Ted Sorenson, to reenforce her case until it hits us over the head like a two by four:
But when it comes to the current race - and the Camelot connection - former JFK speechwriter Ted Sorenson has argued the case for what he said are some uncanny parallels between the wealthy Bostonian and the former Chicago community organizer.
Both Harvard-educated men wrote inspirational books, struggled with a perceived lack of experience, and a heritage (Catholic for Kennedy, African American for Obama) viewed as groundbreaking.
Their oratorical skills have been an obvious connection. "Kennedy's speeches in early 1960 and even earlier, like Obama's in early 2007 ... focused on several common themes: hope, a determination to succeed despite the odds, dissatisfaction with the status quo, and confidence in the judgment of the American people," Sorensen has written. "In sprinkling their remarks with allusions to history and poetry, neither talked down to the American people."
And don't forget that both Obama and JFK also breathed air and ate vegetables. The parallels are striking as Marunicci continues to demonstrate:
Last week's heralded TV interview with Obama, his wife, Michelle, and two spirited young daughters nearly summoned the spirit of Hyannis Port - especially when the girls were asked what it would be like to live in the White House. (The answer: "Cool.")
They're getting a dog - not exactly the Caroline Kennedy pony named Macaroni. But the Kennedys had an army of dogs at Hyannis Port - a Welsh terrier named Charlie, an Irish spaniel named Shannon, and a German shepherd named Clipper, as well as Pushinka, a present from Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev...
...When it comes to scoring on style matters, Michelle Obama has shown plenty of instinct: The Jackie-esque thing has been especially potent with her elegant jewel-colored dresses and fabulous sheaths, as well as the flip hairdo and signature pearls that positively channel the revered first lady.
Obama himself hasn't done too badly on that front. Like JFK, he has won kudos from the A-list of the fashion world, including designers Donatella Versace and Tom Ford, for his classic, metrosexual, sleeves-rolled-up urban cool.
Marunicci does put in an obligatory disclaimer that the whole Obama Camelot thing could just be hype:
Still, some political observers say the whole Camelot thing is just the creation of a headline-hungry, celebrity-soaked media culture.
"I don't think Kennedy was trying to create Camelot, and I don't think Obama is trying to present himself as if he were Kennedy," said Democratic strategist Phil Trounstine, an Obama backer. "Come on, it's a People magazine worldview. And Michelle Obama is who she is," he said. Besides, "Jackie Kennedy's pearls were real."
"So there's plenty to say about Obama," he said with a laugh. "But the idea that he is channeling John Kennedy is a cheesy, cheap shot - something you guys are good at."
Well, that really "convinced" me. Jackie's pearls were real and the assumption made is that Michelle Obama wears fakes so maybe it really is hype to compare Obama with JFK. However, if you have any doubt as to where Carla Marinucci falls on the real vs hype debate on the parallels between Obama and JFK, she concludes her article with this handy checklist:
Democratic nomination acceptance speech
Obama: Aug. 28, 2008. Invesco Field at Mile High Stadium, Denver
JFK: July 15, 1960. Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum
Inspirational books
Obama: "Dreams of My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance," "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream."
JFK: "Profiles in Courage"
First major-party candidate to be
Obama: African American
JFK: Roman Catholic
Wife
Obama: Sheath-wearing, (fake) pearl-wearing, flip-haired Michelle
JFK: Sheath-wearing, pearl-wearing, flip-haired Jackie
Children
Obama: Two adorable daughters, Malia and Sasha
JFK: One adorable daughter, Caroline, and one adorable son, John
Family pets
Obama: Coming soon: dog
JFK: pony, dogs, parakeet, rabbit
And now we need to start analyzing whether Obama will wear narrow ties while patting his suit jacket where he keeps his cigars, oops, I mean cigarettes, hidden in the inside pocket.
—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.



















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Parallelling?
July 13, 2008 - 08:22 ET by motherbeltParallelling? No.
Channelling? No.
Imitating? Yeah.
Still, some political observers say the whole Camelot thing is just the
creation of a headline-hungry, celebrity-soaked media culture.
Ya think?????
And after saying that, she goes on to pretend that two daughters "parallel" a son and daughter, and a coming-soon dog "parrallels" dogs, a pony, a parakeet and a rabbit.
Get a grip.
Shoot 'em all; let God sort 'em out! - Marge Simpson
Parallels ??? looking desparate.
July 13, 2008 - 08:25 ET by PaarlKennedy in his 2nd term in the senate..after two terms in the house...
a decorated war hero..pt 109...the author (?) of two books of semi importance..Why England Slept and Profiles in Courage....
NOBAMA..in his first term...spent 20 yrs in a cathedral of hate..organized mid night basketball...wrote two mediocre books of no importance...
Paarl of Rhodesia
BTW..I assisted in organizing the local youth rugby league here in Morris County NJ..that makes me qualified for the sec of Treasury..at the very least ;>)
military expeience
July 13, 2008 - 08:27 ET by Paarlo yes...drafted into Rhodesian military for national service..that clinches the treasury job for me..
Paarl of Rhodesia
First term? All of 143
July 13, 2008 - 08:32 ET by motherbeltFirst term?
All of 143 days in the Senate before he started running....which he now uses as an excuse for why he wasn't doing his day job.
Shoot 'em all; let God sort 'em out! - Marge Simpson
Another parallel coming
July 13, 2008 - 09:10 ET by ThisnThat"Ich bin ein Berliner"
"I am a muslim" (and the most liberal in the Senate, after only 143 days of record-keeping).
Really, Kennedy gave his speech in a very tense environment, trying to bolster our allies, show how we all need to stick together to solve a problem, and stick his finger in the eyes of the Soviet Union. Obama is going there for a halo-inducing campaign speech, after spending a lot of time on the campaign trail trashing America, our current president, and anybody who has guns and religion.
Exactly how parallel is that? What a dumb-ass MSM. And gulable public for putting up with that trash.
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but...
July 13, 2008 - 08:38 ET by i was just thinkingQuoting...Their oratorical skills have been an obvious connection. "Kennedy's speeches in early 1960 and even earlier, like Obama's in early 2007 ... focused on several common themes: hope, a determination to succeed despite the odds, dissatisfaction with the status quo, and confidence in the judgment of the American people," Sorensen has written. "In sprinkling their remarks with allusions to history and poetry, neither talked down to the American people."
Yes, but when Kennedy spoke off his script, he still sounded intelligent. Take Obamessiah's teleprompter away and he can babble and blather with the best of 'em! Kennedy and Obamessiah had great speech writers. So what? I'm always amazed at how people and msm gush over their speeches, as if the candidates wrote the actual words themselves. Not since Reagan...
Sorenson was partially right, however... Kennedy never talked down to the American people.
(Sorry I couldn't get the original quote in a different format. None of the formatting features seem to work for me. Could it be because I'm using Safari?)
Obama's trip to Germany
July 13, 2008 - 09:03 ET by MidAmericaObama's trip to Germany for some European adulation may have a negative effect on voters here in the US. JFK gave his famous speech there as support to a divided Germany against a common enemy. Obama is going as a candidate looking for good photo-ops. The average US voter is not envious of Europeans nor feels a need for their advice. Watching Europeans cheer for one particular candidate raises suspicions rather than influence to vote for that candidate.
Maybe Obama thinks Germany
July 13, 2008 - 09:53 ET by sinaMaybe Obama thinks Germany is one of the 60 States. Or perhaps the Dems have a plan to allow euros to vote in the US elections. "Vote early, vote often, vote absentee!"
Tit for Tat?
July 13, 2008 - 09:38 ET by okiehawk44PT 109 vs. Once saw a canoe
Years as a Senator vs. Days as a Senator
Real Deal vs. Phony Promise
Peace Corps vs. Afro-Centrist tripe
Pretty Jackie vs. Big Mama (no photos below the waist please)
American citizen vs. ? (show us the notorized birth certificate)
Ask Not What Your Country vs. Ask The Country For Everything
Best Friend = Frank Sinatra vs. Best Friend = Bill Ayers
Profile in Courage vs. Profile in Pandering
Get missiles out of Cuba vs. Invade a nuclear Pakistan
Proud to be Catholic vs. Proud of racist church & pastor
Mere coincidence...?
July 13, 2008 - 10:30 ET by SickofLibs"Obama plans big speech in Germany, despite fact Germans can't vote in US election." (yet)
"Obama's back begins hurting, gets rocking chair."
"While on vacation, Obama sucked out to sea and his blow-up raft is cut in two by Disney Wonder cruise ship. Obama then swims to Jamaica, then Haiti before being rescued."
"Obama initiates string of extramarital affairs with actresses, beginning with Scarlet Johannson."
"Obama invites mobsters to White House."
"Obama's Kenyan brother overturns raft on river, female 'companion' drowns, but brother miraculously makes it to shore."
"Obama FedEx's Raul Castro exploding cigar."
"Obama announces goal of landing man on the Sun by 2012."
"Obama refuses all invitations to speak in Dallas."
"Obama announces goal of
July 13, 2008 - 13:04 ET by motherbelt"Obama announces goal of landing man on the Sun by 2012."
That had me a little worried for a minute, but I'm sure he plans to have them do it at night.....;-)
Shoot 'em all; let God sort 'em out! - Marge Simpson
Triumph of the Will: Part 2
July 13, 2008 - 10:27 ET by scamoramaA better parallel would be made if Leni Riefenstahl was around to produce O'bama's stadium speech.
sacamorama......good point.......I bet there is...
July 13, 2008 - 10:39 ET by BEGRUNTsome bright boy in the campaign staff who thinks it is a novel idea. Just like "triumph of the will"....will we see those robotic, brainwashed faces as we did in the original?
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
I'm really starting to
July 13, 2008 - 10:49 ET by DaBirdI'm really starting to believe this guy is unelectable. All this hype is media driven. I've been reading readers comments to articles such as this SFChron story. 90% of the comments are laughing at Obama. You would think the lefty readers of of a rag like the SFC would deluge the comment section with praise for Obama, but this is not the case. The same goes for the Newsweek article that was "puzzled" by Obama's tie in the polls with McCain. The comments there were also mostly anti Obama. I think the American voter has seen this guy for what he is: An uber-leftist empty suit.
Lets hope so, the msm has
July 13, 2008 - 10:58 ET by general companyLets hope so, the msm has been relentless though. Of all the folks I know that a planning to vote for Obama, most claim it is because they think McCain will be just like Bush. I always tell them that for all of Bushes faults, McCain still wont hold a candle to him.
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
I remember
July 13, 2008 - 10:54 ET by I.am.DILLIGAFJack Kennedy and obabby wouldnt make a pimple on his butt. He should instead be compared to Teddy who as we all know is a modle of unparreled virtue.
Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG
Is Barack Obama channeling JFK?
July 13, 2008 - 10:59 ET by allamericangirlWhy didn't they add that they both are males that walk upright and both breath air. That is about how ridiculous these comparisons are. You can always find something similar if you try hard enough when comparing yourself to someone else.
Is Barack Obama channeling JFK? There are a lot of uncanny parallels between Obama and Hitler. I think if you compare lists he more resembles Hitler than JFK.
"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage
Camelot? More like
July 13, 2008 - 11:04 ET by Jack BauerCamelot?
More like SCAMALOT with King Barf-ur and his Shites of the Oval Table
can anyone tell me...
July 13, 2008 - 11:15 ET by bigpapaok,,,
#1. it's imitation....
#2. What did Kennedy ever do (besides die) that was so great????
Cuban missle crisis??? no.. that happened because we put missles in Turkey...
Cuban invasion to remove Castro? ...no
Vietnam,,, no.. he put advisors in and was going to take them out until Johnson reversed it... after Kennedy died..
Banging Marilyn?? maybe that's it... yeah... that's the ticket.
NOBAMA 08 !!!
bigpapa, i'll add one it's not p.c.
July 13, 2008 - 12:26 ET by larry on LIKennedy wasn't that dark even in the pictures of him in the pacific.
true, true,,,,
July 13, 2008 - 18:52 ET by bigpapaNOBAMA 08 !!!
He might want to get himself
July 13, 2008 - 11:27 ET by Chris NormanHe might want to get himself a son and bring in some nephews to play touch football with on the lawn - that's always "Kennedy good". Maybe a sailboat?
We saw this coming. The only question is - JFK or RFK?
McNotObama '08
Regal or LeSabre?
July 13, 2008 - 13:09 ET by Copperhead RidgeI'm going to start selling Buicks if I keep reading this tripe.
Marilyn Monroe? I guess we'll have Larry Sinclair singing "Happy birthday...Mr. Prezzzzident."
I find the
July 13, 2008 - 13:27 ET by weirdoneI find the adolescence infatuation to the candidacy of Barack Obama, by many of the American people, to be hilarious as well as ridiculous. To paraphrase Lloyd Bensen, “I remember John Kennedy and he is no John Kennedy”.
I am always amazed at how short the memory of the American people is. I remember JFK well. As a member of the U.S. Navy then, I remember the “Bay Of Pigs” invasion of Cuba which JFK supported until it was actually under way. I remember how he pulled the American air support he had promised and the total debacle it became as a result. I remember the Cuban missile crisis in which JFK’s military response removed atomic missiles from Cuba and eventually removed Nikita Khrushchev from the world stage. I remember the beginning of the Viet Nam war, which started during the Kennedy administration and my deployment to South East Asia. John F. Kennedy was a military Hawk. Compare that to Obama’s position on Iraq and the deployment of the military.
I remember the beginning of the Kennedy administration when the situation was similar to our current state of affairs. JFK responded by reducing the marginal tax rates across the board; the top tax rate at the time was a ridicules 91%. The result of the tax cuts was the expansion of jobs, increased government revenue and an expanding economy. Compare that to Obama’s stated intent to let the Bush tax cuts expire resulting in the largest tax hike in history. He has proposed increasing the payroll tax to fund the Social Security system, and has also said he would be in favor of a return to a 25% Capital Gains tax, although he acknowledged it would produce less revenue for the government, but he thought it would be fairer.
He is also in favor of a so called “Stimulus Package” to help a declining economy. An economy declining because of a monstrous debt brought on by the housing decline and the war in Iraq. If in fact the decline can be attributed to the deficit, how will a larger deficit help cure the problem, and in the words of the Democrats how do we pay for it? There are only two ways to pay for this folly, borrow more money from the Chinese, in the form of Treasury bond sales, increasing the National Debt, or print more money, thus increasing the decline of the U.S. currency.
I remember JFK telling the American people; “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” Compare that to what Obama promises in the way of new programs and increased debt; asking not what you should do for yourself, but what your government can do for you?
If you compare JFK’s administration to the current crop of candidates, he would be to the right of all of them including the top Republicans.
Barack Obama may be a lot of things but he is no John Kennedy.
"Cosmetic" parallels is
July 13, 2008 - 15:38 ET by motherbelt"Cosmetic" parallels is right.
Ms. Marinucci misses a major point:
JFK made his speech in Berlin when he was President, as the Head of State, not as a photo-op while he was running for the office.
Obama is overreaching.
Shoot 'em all; let God sort 'em out! - Marge Simpson
Of course I have noticed
July 13, 2008 - 16:54 ET by bigtimerOf course I have noticed all the imitations along the way with the msm so-called Kennedy mystique...
The leftists plan on stealing this election too...the same Kennedyesque way...come hell or high water.
Going to be interesting no matter what...after-all, we have such a dynamic conservative speaker running for our side of the aisle.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Left's lies
July 13, 2008 - 18:20 ET by Warner Todd HustonThis so-called rpeort in the LATimes is crap all the way through. These aren't "parallels" they are artifice. A true parallel is not manufactured, false front like Obama.
If Obama does go to Berlin
July 13, 2008 - 22:52 ET by Cureboy675If Obama does go to Berlin and says "I am a donut", then I will say he is JFK reincarnated.
Have you heard that JFK story? That the translation of what he said in Berlin is actually "I am a donut". I don't know if its true but its kinda funny.
Watch my favorite comedian tell that story...Its a riot:
http://www.youtube.c...
Cb... Not funny to
July 13, 2008 - 23:07 ET by bigtimerCb...
Not funny to me.
Sorry...not that I didn' want some humor...I did....he isn't funny to me...
....ah well, each to our own.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
jfk
July 14, 2008 - 13:06 ET by conantJFK was a whoring drug freak who damn near got the entire world incinerated. He wasn't even popular until he was dead.