Recycle videos, buy used cars, eat non-Nabisco cookies, and drink microbrewery beer. These are among the highly laughable suggestions promoted at the Daily Kos as part of their proposed boycott of ABC and Disney because Barack Obama was finally asked some tough questions at Wednesday's Democrat debate in Philadelphia. It was only 23 minutes into the debate before the boycott thread was posted at the Daily Kos with the outraged title of Tomorrow We Take On ABC, and Disney. It is hard to figure out which is funnier, the boiling outrage over the fact that their blessed messiah was asked challenging questions or the incredibly lame ideas for the proposed boycott. Here is a sampling of the Kossack inadvertent comedy act:
keep watching the videos you already have. SHARE them with other parents who would otherwise buy the Disney DVD, and don't buy Disney in the future. And talk to your kids about the power of the corporate media and the RESPONSIBILITY of the consumer to use their power as a balance. Spoken as a mom of a 7, 10 and 11 yr old. Yes, I do have these crazy, nerdy conversations with my children.
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From now on only broadcast on CSPAN or PBS; moderators selected by the Democratic Party. Or produce and feed directly.
Put me in charge and I will have these conglomerates broken up with their management and lackeys (Gibson, Stephanopoulos) in prison for a long time. Crimes against democracy will be defined, codified and punishments carried out forthwith.
THEY HUNG UP ON ME!! M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#! I started to calmly express my disgust and they hung up!
A more complete catalogue of this classic Kossack comedy can be seen at the DUmmie FUnnies.
—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.
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OMG!!!! LOL!!!!!
April 17, 2008 - 21:26 ET by Missouri ConservativeThese fruitcakes are a few fries short of a happy meal, to say the least.
"women and minorities hardest hit"
No surprise here
April 17, 2008 - 21:28 ET by GTThe Kossacks' unwarranted outrage is once again misdirected by their own myoptic vision of the world.
Once Obama gets the
April 17, 2008 - 21:32 ET by SMGalbraithOnce Obama gets the nomination and ABC starts to go after McCain in the presidential election, the Kossacks will be praising the network endlessly.
Not as much as they fawn over the fraud Olbermann; but you get the idea.
Well thank goodness they
April 17, 2008 - 21:33 ET by radiofitz34Well thank goodness they all didn't decide to hold their breath until they were appeased...Although....
Political Correctness Is a Progressive Disease
As IF
April 17, 2008 - 21:34 ET by JoelCTYeah right. I'd like to see one of those disgusting basement-dwellers go a whole day without any Oreos.
What's good for the goose ...
April 17, 2008 - 21:34 ET by GTAs a stockholder (via my 401K) in most of the "targeted" companies, I'm thinking each of those companies that I own a piece of should boycott the Daily Kos and any of the events they sponsor.
It didn't have to be this way.
April 17, 2008 - 21:36 ET by pbthinkerIt didn't have to be this way. The media could have started vetting the Democrats a year ago. Now, after all these debates, one network decides to ask some tough questions, that have been hanging out there for over a month now, and the libs are crying!!!
I'm glad ABC finally decided to ask some tough questions. Now, hopefully, they'll be able to take the heat they're getting.
Democrats: Stuck on Stupid since 2000.
Oh this is rich...I'm
April 17, 2008 - 21:49 ET by bigtimerOh this is rich...I'm roaring with laughter here...the left can't handle the truth, not one little bit, but they sure know how to point fingers and blame someone else...that they are good at.
I love it!
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Breaking
April 17, 2008 - 22:11 ET by Del DolemonteGoofy and Donald Duck could not be reached for comment.
Pass the Jiffy-Pop, please.
The Kos Kiddes and Obama deserve each other.
April 17, 2008 - 22:16 ET by CTThe Kos Kidde Fruit Flies will be Obama's doom in the general if he makes it that far. The Democratic Party's problem is that they are stuck with two very flawed candidates and they will all look like fools defending them in the general election.
I can't stop laughing!
April 17, 2008 - 22:26 ET by Gary P JacksonI can't stop laughing! These people are just pitiful. They get all nuts because someone actually asked their Messiah a real question. Too funny!
If they think this is bad, wait until BHO is their nominee. I'm sure the 527 ads are being written right now! We'll need universal health care, just to cover all of the psychiatric treatments these nutbags will need.
This is absolutely hilarious!
GaryP... We'll need
April 17, 2008 - 22:31 ET by bigtimerGaryP...
We'll need universal health care, just to cover all of the psychiatric treatments these nutbags will need.
Let's don't forget those boxes and boxes of kleenex too... especially the talking heads.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
HaHa
April 17, 2008 - 22:53 ET by Emma GrumpJust knowing how enraged Kos & Hufftards are today made the debate worthwhile. We must be unrelenting in our mockery of the foul-mouthed little freaks, because that r-e-a-l-l-y infuriates them.
...and to think Emma, we
April 17, 2008 - 22:58 ET by bigtimer...and to think Emma, we aren't even to the general yet....
Poor babies, how are they gonna' handle that with debates and ads?
Hilarious indeed...good show on down the road yet to come.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Not One Damn Disney Dime? heh.
April 17, 2008 - 22:41 ET by CobraManSo, it’s another “Not One Dame Dime” KOS Political Action Call, eh? Well, Kommies, let me know how your latest boycott works out for you. I know they didn’t make a damn bit of difference four years ago when you made the same accusations and tried the same boycotts on other companies. But who knows? Maybe THIS one will actually work, heh.
Oh, and I’ve avoid trying to jam phone lines through the use of coordinated mass phone call attacks or performing DoS server attacks, because those types of “protests” are illegal! That’s called criminal harassment and you can be sued for it, as well as facing felony charges of domestic terrorism, ya nitwits. Even just SUGGESTING these illegal actions and asking other to help you perform them is illegal as that is called criminal solicitation. It’s a felony and you can face years in prison for that. Not that I think anyone will actually be charged, but it’s STILL illegal.
I think it was John Gibson,
April 17, 2008 - 22:48 ET by RESTLESS 1I think it was John Gibson, on his radio show,who was going through some of these at Dkos, Huffpo, and Dummie Underground. The comments were pathetic. The best one I heard was how Fox News, "by proxy through ABC" was practicing character assination on Barack. What???
Oh, and of course there was the obligatory "high tech lynching" comments as well.
Jeez, I'm almost relieved for the liberal media bias. I can't imagine these people coping with the BS we have to put up with continually.
Crimes against
April 17, 2008 - 23:05 ET by motherbeltCrimes against democracy??????????????????
Asking Obama questions that they thought were "inappropriate" is a "Crime against democracy"????
KOS Dissent
motherbelt...
April 18, 2008 - 07:50 ET by jpatchI was on DU yesterday reading the aftermath of the debate, and there were several posts that said that Barack's treatment at the debate was "un-American". More over, I saw more than a handfull of posts that were calling for George Steph., Charlie Gibson, and ABC exec.'s to be hanged, beheaded, fired, or jailed. It really goes a long way to show what kind of intellect is being thrown around and sites like DU and DailyKos.
There are no other words for all of this except - Twilight Zone.
I thought being critical was the "American" thing to do? I thought questioning authority was "real patriotism"?!?! Ohhhhhhhh...not when its done to a Democrat though!!!
TOO FUNNY!!
Get a clue you damn pyschotic hypocrites. The American people like to know who their President is BEFORE he's/she's elected. Baraka himself doesn't seem to grasp this, as his own comments show..."It took 45 minutes to get to an issue that the American people care about..."
FYI Baraka...the American people care about WHO YOU ARE, not just WHAT YOUR PROPOSALS ARE.
Daily KOS Can't Boycott Disney...
April 17, 2008 - 23:24 ET by The7Sticks...because that's the job of the American Family Association to do. (FYI - The AFA was boycotting Disney for years because they claimed Disney promoted homosexuality and sexual immorality.) Well, I never thought I'd see it, but the Kossacks have outdone the AFA at the absurdity of why to boycott Disney.
I was going to reply....
April 18, 2008 - 04:52 ET by old croon the impossibility of the loons to boycott Disney because of "Gay Day", as metioned in the Dummy Funnies link above. I am almost ROTFL (don't want to make a scene) of the lefts antics over this issue and others. As I have these past few years my day is started with humor and a smile due to the complete idiocy of these wannabe socialists as reported on this site and others.
wahhh!
April 17, 2008 - 23:28 ET by ammo johnWhat a bunch of cry babies is all I can say. And lunatics!
Next Question for Hussein
April 18, 2008 - 00:52 ET by ScrapironAsk Hussein if he will support revoking Dimmy Carters passport and removing all taxpayer funding from his rip off centers.
Old, Retired and glad of it.
Welfare riders.
April 18, 2008 - 01:03 ET by ScrapironAre the taxpayer providing the KOS kiddie welfare riders enough money to effect a boycott? If so there should be some massive reduction in the monthly welfare checks. Momma may provide them a basement to live in and a computer but she'll cut them off when it comes to the money.
Actually the democrats have provided a lot of comedy since Jan 2007. It really came true, when you put the clowns in charge a circus will break out.
Now if McCain will point out how much oil has risen and brought everything with it in the past 15 months, along with the housing market/stock market fall on the democrats watch in congress he may have a chance.
Old, Retired and glad of it.
Put me in charge and I
April 18, 2008 - 05:07 ET by Jack BauerSure lady, of course you are in charge... you "run" Disney from your padded cell at the Bellvue Crazy Facility doped up on calming drugs. Yes, yes... those men in the white coats are your fellow directors.
Those bastards. You sound so reasonable too!
Imagine what the 2 "major" parties would say
April 18, 2008 - 06:13 ET by sarcasmoAbout my old idea of moderator-selection being done in a totally-open (even broadcast it on C-Span) meeting of the 3rd and 4th largest political parties, since they've been debate-excluded for so long.
In fact, a shouting match between Greens and Libertarians over the issue of who should moderate and why might be very good entertainment, even if it were for a "shadow" moderator selection process. But there's always a risk both sides could calmly agree on Brian Lamb, a "boring" but superior selection.
JMR
The tax & spend drug war looks racist in the real world.
Unbelievable
April 18, 2008 - 07:48 ET by kbworkmanI am amazed at the lunacy I am seeing here.
Crimes against democracy will be defined, codified and punishments carried out forthwith.
These people have to be nuts.
They are the ones who are pushing the constitution into the shredder and they say things like this???
I just don't understand this level of vitriol. I expect this from a child not an adult.
The one that really got me was:
I told them Mickey Mouse was killed by George Bush. My 3 old has been
crying for 3 Hrs.. At least her blood curdling screams have finally
stopped. This is all ABC and Fucking Bush's fault.
Talk about child abuse!!
What are we dealing with a wide spread showing of arrested developement? Threre is no sanity here.
This is sooooooo delicious!
April 18, 2008 - 08:12 ET by pbanks7This is sooooooo delicious! These are the people who hate Justices Thomas and Scalia for being strict Constitutionalists. They've gone straight from Socialists to outright Kommunism. It's better than chocolate frosted brownies.
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
"Crimes against democracy"?!?!?
April 18, 2008 - 08:19 ET by Missouri ConservativeApparently, asking the Messiah Obama a tough question is a "crime against democracy". I absolutely love how these people reveal who they really are: Stalinists.
"women and minorities hardest hit"
Reading some of the comments
April 18, 2008 - 09:07 ET by sunandsteelReading some of the comments over at the Kos Kids playground makes me think I should have become a psychiatrist. Just think of all that money I could make off of these loons.
What doesn’t kill you, only makes you pissed off. -Children of Bodom
This is exactly how liberty and freedom turn into tyranny.
April 18, 2008 - 09:08 ET by c5then"Crimes against democracy will be defined, codified and punishments carried out forthwith."
Democracy is a political construct and an ideology. The United States is not set up as a Democracy (on purpose I might add) but as a Representational Republic that applies some democratic principles. So really this single digit IQ genius is demanding that certain ideologies and thoughts be defined as crimes and punished acording to his whims. Very reminicsent of Jospeh Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pohl Pott, Mao Tsetong, etc.
These amazing loons don't even realize who and what they sound like. The scary part is that these people vote and influence the extreme liberal left-wing of the Democratic Party.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
Reality check. Kos is a
April 18, 2008 - 09:19 ET by Ruths husband BenReality check. Kos is a bunch of juvenile jerkoffs. They have no power. They are fringe loonies struggling with two jobs (McD's and Denny's) to find a way to pay for their next Metallica tattoo. I don't think the republic is in any danger from those bozos.
“There’s nobody (white) on my staff who would still be working for me if they made a comment like that about anybody of any (other) ethnic group.” -Obama (talking about Imus)
(parentheticals added for clarity)
Lost KOS
April 18, 2008 - 09:28 ET by Hero SquadWell I sure hope none of them have invested any time in watching "Lost."
Or maybe the ban ends on Thursday, April 24 at 10 p.m. (9 central)
*****
"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
The really spooky part is
April 18, 2008 - 09:28 ET by bassndudeThe really spooky part is she is talking to her kids this way, and she has 3! of em!!
P.S. I am not giving up my Bud or Coors just to "show em". Only for a really, really good beer will I switch.
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
It's laughable, if Obama
April 18, 2008 - 09:33 ET by mjgIt's laughable, if Obama can't stand up to scrtiny from 2 liberal news people, what makes them think that he can stand up to scrutiny from the rest of the country as well as the world, if he becomes the nominee.
I think a
April 18, 2008 - 10:34 ET by BlazerI think a simple........BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAA !!!!....will do here.
After the dem's lose in November, liquor store owner, pharmacist, psychiatrist, drug dealer and tissue paper maker will be the new hot proffesion's to be in.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Kos Kids
April 18, 2008 - 10:54 ET by SpikerIt's all fun and games until they try to take away my corporate swill beer!!
I wonder if this mean's
April 18, 2008 - 11:09 ET by BlazerI wonder if this mean's they'll stop getting thier morning BDS fix on "The View".
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
You can have my gun and my
April 18, 2008 - 11:12 ET by BlazerYou can have my gun and my Coors Light when you pry them from my cold dead finger's.......you hear me Marcos?
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
THEY HUNG UP ON ME!! M*%^&$
April 18, 2008 - 12:17 ET by cheefloTHEY HUNG UP ON ME!! M*%^&$ F^$&%*^* C($* S*%&$%#! I started to calmly express my disgust and they hung up!
I'm sure this mother of three was a model of decorum and tact. I going to hazard a guess that she doesn't do anything calmly.
Cool. Liberals boycott.
April 18, 2008 - 17:29 ET by ladyrvtI always like to know who the Liberals are boycotting, because it lets me know in uncertain terms where to spend my money. I figure anything bad for Liberals is good for America.
Tonight after work I'm going to drive my Honda CR-V (that I bought new) to Wal-Mart and stock up on Nabisco Pinwheel cookies and Fudge-covered Oreos (mmmmm), and pick up a couple new Disney flicks (still don't have Mary Poppins or Toy Story on DVD yet). And then I'll go home and fire up the old Windows PC, just for the heck of it.