Obama Speech Causes Mass Weeping Epidemic in Leftwing Blogosphere


As has been noted by NewsBusters correspondents Brent Baker, Kyle Drennen, and Clay Waters, the Mainstream Media has mostly assumed an attitude of respectful awe towards Barack Obama's March 18 speech on race. That emotional awe towards Obama's speech has reached the level of mass weeping in the Leftwing blogosphere. The leftists profess to be so awestruck by that speech that it seems mass crying will soon replace the fainting attacks at future Obama appearances.

Confessions of drama queen tearful reactions to Obama's speech has reached comedic proportions on both the Democratic Underground and the Daily Kos. Although one suspects that these confessions of tearduct flooding at the sound of Obama's voice may be a bit contrived, it doesn't detract from the hilarity of the comments. First a sampling of weeping confessions from the Democratic Underground:

If you didn't cry, someone needs to check your pulse. It was a speech that christens an era.

i started to tear up while reading the text on my phone at a restaurant. i had to stop reading it.

I called in sick so I could watch it. I was seen crying in my recliner. My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby.

He's too good for us

Not to be outdone by the DUers, the denizens of the Daily Kos confessed to their own mass weepings:

I wept while reading Obama's speech. Then I wept again while watching it. I have teared up again and again reading the many personal accounts of how Obama's words have caused change and healing.

Barack Obama...has made this grown man cry more times than I care to admit.

I haven't stopped crying since the speech. Off and on, all day, in the car, at the sink, at the desk....I just break out in tears.

I cried, like everyone else, but the chills came first.

You can read a more complete collection of these teardrop confessions at the DUmmie FUnnies here and here. One fringe benefit of the left trying to convince themselves of the supposed profundity of Obama's speech by making public avowals of uncontrollable weeping is that it has inspired a terrific song parody by the DUmmie FUnnies co-host, Charles Henrickson, who wrote "The Lib'ral White Crowd That Cried" to the tune of Johnny Ray's The Little White Cloud That Cried:

I was thinking, "Down goes Obama"
Feeling Barry's sure to slide
When all at once I saw, filled with drama
The lib'ral white crowd that cried

They told me they believe what he preaches
And no one cares what he tries to hide
They said sometimes just warm fuzzy speeches
Make all the lib'ral crowds cry

They said Barack will solve all our issues
Heal our souls, still all our fears
Don't ask how, just pass us the tissues
Our eyeballs flow with tears

They asked me why the rest of the voters
Don't believe, their eyeballs are dry
That's how I know that come this November
The lib'ral white crowd will sit right down and cry

—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.


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gimme a break

Obama could smack his mother on live TV and people would defend him anyway.

»→ Candance, favor us with a tune.

Those lines of poetry are nothing compared to the haunting lyrics of

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY OBAMA

Now that's some beautiful lyrics. 

 

♣ a seal

what can I say?

Much like the unwanted tears of a liberal, the words poured out of their own will.

Methinks they're having a contest to see who can say the most crybaby thing. Liberals play weird games.

»→ cd

You know cd, Obama collects those tears, and with them he makes a wonderful salve to heal the souls of brokenhearted Americans.

His tender mercies endure forever.

♣ a seal

OMG cool

You almost had to buy me a new outfit because I nearly peed my pants laughing at that!!

You are too much!

Man, you should edit this to

Man, you should edit this to include a "set all drinks down and swallow" disclaimer! Just too funny!

"He's too good for

"He's too good for us"

And they mock overt patriotism as being corny and maudlin? Good grief!  

"Obama-love - the new patriotism" 

Just proves how gullible

Just proves how gullible liberals are.

Obama uses the oldest trick in the book "baffle them with bullshit", and it causes instant Mass Weeping Epidemic in Leftwing Blogosphere.

"Abstain from McCain"

"We don't deserve

He's too good for us ??

I haven't stopped crying since the speech. Off and on, all day, in
the car, at the sink, at the desk....I just break out in tears.

I cried, like everyone else, but the chills came first.

Chills? Did you get a thrill up your leg?

This is really crossing over into cult territory.

What the heck is wrong with these people?

He's a politician, for heaven's sake. An exceptionally skilled one, granted, but a politician, nonetheless. He made this speech to cover his butt for his Pastor Wright screw-up. He deftly turned the converstation from his own hypocrisy to the old "we need to have a conversation about race" and they swallowed the line, with hook and sinker; the hook baited with liberal white guilt.

He plays these liberals like Liberace played a Steinway!

What they need is a colossal gang-slap and a firm "Get ahold of yourselves!"

Good grief!

 

Weeper plants?

Weeper plants?

ATTENTION ATTENTION OBAMA ALERT

 

 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080321/ap_on_el_pr/obama_passport

 

It seems that 2 people were fired for looking into Obama's private files ..passort...and were he went..  They are screaming bloody murder.

 

Funny how these guys didn't the Sandy berger pass

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

red dragon

Notice how they found a way to blame it on George Bush.

We all know

We all know where this is heading. The State Dept. is thoroughly saturated with liberals & Clintonites who routinely try to usurp democracy.

By the way, the angry mob at MSNBC are now focusing their ire on a specific woman in the State Dept. for trying to hush this up. Allegedly, this woman was a former ambassador for the Clinton administration.

Surprise, surprise.

Liberal Media Enablers

The liberal media fails to ask the most obvious question.  How does the Obama campaign make such baseless accusations when it has already been reported that the State Department's own internal systems snared these individuals for unauthorized access.  The "Administration" caught this incident.  

Let's place odds that the media will not report the party affiliation of those involved unless they are Republicans.  Would it not be simply ironic if those involved were Obama supporters?  

red_dragon311

It figures that the lefty hacks who run Foggy Bottom would fire them for this.

Of course, had they been eyeballing the private files of a prominent conservative, nothing would have ever come of it.

Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!

Well,

Obama needs to release all of his travel records then, as should any presidential candidate.

What's the big deal anyway? It's not like he's been to Libya or something..........

Candance : would you expect

Candance : would you expect anything else ...I mean ....GW Bush also invented Cancer, poverty, hunger warts and dirty fingernails

 RD: if it was McCains files tand passport records that were looked at it would be a free ride...just normal

Barker: Yes if there are trips to ....anywhere the US people need to know, i mean ask Michael Moore we need to know about Haliburton,  and who knew what when.   So yes he is running for the hoghest officie in the land and .....the free world .....we have a RIGHT to know where he is travling to AND ...who PAID for the trips

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

Hurricanes & the Flu

Red Dragon:

Don't forget that the MSM blamed Bush for hurricanes in Florida in 2004 and the flu.

Seriously, remember in 2003/2004 when they blamed Bush for the flu? When the vaccines from England were unusable & it was Bush's fault that there were not enough flu vaccines? And the MSM breathlessly reported that a quarter of the population under 3 and over 70 was going to die because Bush failed to provide enough flu vaccines?

Absolutely astounding.

You think i was joking

You think i was joking .....lol

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

" Funny how these guys

"
Funny how these guys didn't the Sandy berger pass"

The employees were contractors - they are expendable. Having worked with contractors they have no rights. All is needed is an accusation and a phone call from the government contract rep to the company rep. Those guys are outta here so fast you'd think their butts were on fire. I dont know if these contractors really did what they are accused of or not but the fact is they were accused. That's enough. When I worked for DOD, I saw this happen on a regular basis. Some contractor looked at you cross-eyed? He's outta here. No notice, no questions asked. If his company cant place him on another contract, he's let go. We lost some good competant people like this.

There is none so blind as they that won’t see. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745

WERE THEY WEEPING OR

WERE THEY WEEPING OR PEEWING???? MAYBE LIBERALS JUST HAVE WEAK BLADDERS. THEY JUST NEED "DEPENDS"!!

Mass crying?

Oh, there will be plenty of that, alright, but the tears that will be flowing will not be tears of joy, but of anguish.

Barack Obama is through.

Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!

You mean no "Obamalot"?

You mean no "Obamalot"?

Chris thanks alot I just

Chris thanks alot I just got in trouble here at work for laughing too loud 

Obamalot ...................I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

Obama observation... I

Obama observation...

I have spent the last few days visiting other blogs because I was curious to see if their were different ideas being bandied about concerning Obama and his race speech. Basically, it's all pretty much the same except for one rather ominous detail.... The lefties are actually trying to make the argument that all this race talk from Obama is all our (Republicans) fault. I was born here on earth, so could somebody explain this out of this world example? Please?

"Abstain from McCain"

Ct, It's always the fault of the conservatives.

After all, many on the left do not believe that people are responsible for their own actions. It is ALWAYS someone else's fault.

As such, we evil, manipulative conservatives are the reason that Obama stayed a member of that church for twenty years.

Theme for Election '08: I want my mommy!

Damn RD... I guess it is our

Damn RD... I guess it is our fault. And liberals wonder why we think they are stupid! "Abstain from McCain"

Blaming someone else

After all, many on the left do not believe that people are responsible for their own actions. It is ALWAYS someone else's fault.

Conversly....

And when they can't catch Osama, they blame it on Mullah Omar, and when they can't catch him, they blame it on Saddam, and when hanging Saddam doesn't solve the problem they blame it on Ahmadinejad, and when they can't convince the nation to start a war with Iran, they blame the liberals in the intelligence agencies for undermining the President's leadership, and when the President's leadership itself finally shows through as a persitant unmitigated disaster, they get ready to dump him, and blame it on his not really having been a conservative all along.

Well, I guess us libertarians are no better, we blame it all on the flim-flam game between the conservatives and liberals that worships ideology over practicality.

Who pee'd in your Wheaties

Who pee'd in your Wheaties this morning? 

"Abstain from McCain"

you are right austin - libertarians are no better.

It's easy to blame. There will always be problems in the world no matter who runs things. If you pick a political party that will never be in power than you are safe to blame blame blame.

Anything that government does will have negative and positive implications so people who want to complain will always have something to complain about. If we didn't go into Iraq and Al Quaeda joined up with Saddam and attacked us then that would be all GWB's fault for not going in.

It's easy to be a critic of everything. It's hard to take a stance that supports a strategy with known negative consequences. Every action that government takes will have both negative and positive effects. The blamers will always have an easy target. It's pointless to talk about problems with a strategy without talking about the problems with the alternative.

hahahahahahahahaha....uhhhh... ha

libs are such wussies..

all us real men conservatives have to do is jump and the wussie libs will cry like little babies...

that is,,, if we don't get arrested for being white, male or manly.....

Passport records

So someone should not have peeked at his passport records. Now they're have heart attacks over it. That maked one wonder what is in there he's so interested in hiding. Anyone wanna bet it was another democrat doing the peeking, most likely a Shrillary snoop. Scream for Shrillary's daily logs and try to hide Hussein's records, Why? More hypocrites.

 

 

Old, Retired and glad of it.

"It seems that 2 people

"It seems that 2 people were fired for looking into Obama's private
files ..passort...and were he went.. They are screaming bloody murder."

What's the big deal? Nothing a nice speech can't fix.

Hillary started the weeping

Hillary started the weeping craze.

I suspect, that like the "Clap now" signs that are flashed to the audience, there is now a "Weep now" sign being shown.

 I awoke one day to the sound of weeping, and saw Obama, round the corner a-creeping, I jumped with a start, and let out a fart, and noticed his Toots a-sleeping under the bus.

Maybe Obama will start

Maybe Obama will start saying "what's that?  someone's crying?  Where?  oh I see... that's it..don't hold it in....let it all out, it's OK..  Here, here's a tissue...(or maybe his own hankie out of his pocket- clean and pressed, of course)... someone pat her back...give her a hug...."

Under a Spell

And pretty soon the question will be asked: What kind of people stay in a cult?

Let's have a national discussion.................

  D'OH!!!!!!   how f

 

D'OH!!!!!!  

how foolish of me ........ Sorry guys never mind please disperse..  .. nothing to see here ......pay no attention to the man behind the curtin ... ...These arn't the droids we'er looking for ...move along ...Move along!!!

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

The Obamessiah worshipers

The Obamessiah worshipers continue to regress emotionally. They've reached somewhere around 6 years old at the present time. I expect that in a few months their reaction to his speeches will be to suck their thumbs and babble in baby talk, as in "Goo goo" or "Da da wah." God only knows what they will be like months after that. Yah don't suppose they'll spontaneously start growing placentas, do you?

Marvl, Great Analogy.....

.....and some very funny stuff.

"I will rebuild America....block by block" ~ OBamBam

Obama is God for the God-less.

He seems to be the religion of choice for young, urban atheist "progressives".  We hayseed hicks just don't understand dude!

 

"women and minorities hardest hit"

MC, heres an inside look at the church worship service

Never can post this too much, Son VS sun

<wake up>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !

HOWEVER: Iranian Uranium, ICBM's <sleep>

 

geez ucw

In other countries that's what they call propaganda...but apparently for The Hopeful Changer [patent pending] such nonsense is acceptable.

cd obviously Nailed, he was, he'll rise before Nov.

Ahh the public schooled, record numbers of them voting age.

<wake up>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !

HOWEVER: Iranian Uranium, ICBM's <sleep>

 

Little Further Doubt

It has been observed for decades that left wing politics is the religion of post modern liberals. With the advent of their messiah Barack Obama, and the rapture they are experiencing, it seems more and more apparent that this is true.

It's not new, but if you

It's not new, but if you haven't read it yet "Godless: the Church of Liberalism" by Ann Coulter is a must-read. She starts out by explainining that Liberalism IS a religion with its own miracles, high priests, and saints, among other things.

And now, it seems, they have their own hymns (Yes, We Can; It's About a Sunrise)....

Obama is the new High Priest.

I'd be willing to bet that

I'd be willing to bet that the MSM votes 100% for Obama. And if we ever needed more proof to not do anything to support the MSM in any way this would be it.

A black President would be a

A black President would be a beautiful thing to show just how far this great country of ours has come.  Barack Obama is NOT that black man.  Unfortunately, 90% of blacks are voting for him simply because he is black (actually half black, but they will take that).

 

Crocodile Tears ...

... that will turn into a crocodile bite.

When a liberal starts crying about something ... lookout, because if you criticize their love object you turn into their lunch.

"I called in sick so I

"I called in sick so I could watch it. I was seen crying in my recliner. My tough husband--who didn't cry when his father died--came home from work and blubbered like a baby."

WTF?  Is this stuff for real?  Somebody please tell me it's science fiction.  Or satire.  Did anybody write in saying they had an orgasm?

When I hear Obama Speak

I think of my brave ancestors who fled Eastern Europe and the Mediterranean as socialism and tyranny took hold around the turn of the last century.  My grandfather, a merchant, came the US penniless and he so distrusted government, when eligible, he refused to collect social security.

Would I flee?  Where would I take my family?  I love the USA, but socialism has taken hold.  Obama would only accelerate the USA into its abyss.  No matter how much I love the USA, I refuse to live under the oppression and tyranny of socialism.