Jimmy Kimmel: Romney ‘Looks Like Every Guy in Every Erectile Dysfunction Commercial’
As NewsBusters reported, Jimmy Kimmel at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner made totally disgraceful jokes about how large President Obama’s penis is.
Three days later on his own program, Kimmel took a different tack with Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney saying, “He looks like every guy in every erectile dysfunction commercial” (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):
As you probably guessed, the gag was about Romney being a stiff. After setting it up, Kimmel played a clip of the Romneys on CBS This Morning earlier in the day.
"In politics this is what always happens," Ann Romney said. "There is a narrative, and sometimes you like to put someone in a box and keep him in that box."
After saying that she loves “the opportunity of letting people see a side of Mitt that often people have mischaracterized as stiff,” she gave her husband a hug.
When the clip ended, Kimmel commented, “Look at how stiff he is while she’s holding him. It’s like she’s almost trying to shake him out of it.”
“I think maybe the reason people think Mitt Romney’s stiff,” Kimmel continued, “is because he looks like every guy in every erectile dysfunction commercial.”
You really don’t have to be Federico Fellini to catch the obvious contrast of the president everyone loves having a huge penis in Saturday’s Kimmel jokes to the Republican candidate’s not working properly without Viagra!
But Kimmel wasn’t finished attacking Romney for as the gag ended, the CBS This Morning video was altered to show the former Massachusetts governor hitting his wife with a chicken to prove he’s really a wild and crazy guy.
Can you imagine any comedian doing the same joke with the Obamas?
Better get used to it, folks. Virtually every person on television with the exception of those on Fox News will be deriding the Romneys in any deranged way possible for the next six months to prevent him from defeating their messiah.
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
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And Jimmy, you remind me of
Submitted by inquiringmind on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 9:54am.
And Jimmy, you remind me of every D bag guy I have ever known.
Aw,leave little Jimmy alone
Submitted by Cappmann1962 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:00pm.
He's just jelous Mitt can still get it up... And Jimmy never could...
Well, the description is
Submitted by ThatDude on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:07am.
Well, the description is accurate. It's just a shame they can't find it within them to do a single joke at Obama's expense.
Al Gore was the epitome of "stiff and wooden"
Submitted by ctyankee on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:06am.
I remember how even the MSM criticized Presidential Candidate Gore 2000 for his lack of charisma.
Kimmel's an expert on charisma?
Submitted by metaphorsbwithu on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:47am.
It was longtime gal-pal Sarah Silverman who once said:
"Jimmy Kimmel everyone, he's fat and has no charisma. Watch your back, Danny Aiello!" - Sarah Silverman (2003)
Better to be stiff than be a stiff. - me
Ah yes...
Submitted by Iron Tigers Vet on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:09am.
Obamao's personal court jester at work.
And Kimmel, you should have been the poster boy for a prophylactic ad.
Better get used to it, folks.
Submitted by Agnostic on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:33am.
President Obama is not completely lying when he says that he hasn't started campaigning yet - at least not the type of campaigning we are about to see. The only thing that will exceed his hubris, attacks and spin will be what the media does in unpaid cooperation.
The sky will soon be the color of Obama with beautiful rainbows for all. Economic recovery on the back of a broken dollar. Less foreign policy issues because we will let our traditional enemies (MB) do what they want. Unemployment will go down due to 'corrections' to previous assumptions and people no longer looking for work. The Nobel Peace Prize winning warrior President will have significant victories against the evil rich, irresposible oil companies and predatory lenders. Also, he will have led the way into saving the world from an environmental apocalypse by his attacks on the same.
The media will to measure Obama against the media's perception of how bad it would have been if President Bush would have been in charge. Saving millions of jobs, bringing the economy back from the brink and bringing intelligent dialogue to talks in the ME.
Mitt's resemblance to Bob Dole is superficial
Submitted by ctyankee on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:00am.
I have yet to see a picture of Mitt and Ann Romney sitting in bathtubs on the beach.
But seriously can Mitt throw the football through the spare tire?
I agree @inquiringmind, Jimmy Kimmel is a D-bag.
kimmel
Submitted by grammajane on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:45am.
is trying to be the second bill maher to try and get some laughs. His "jokes" at the repulsive dinner appearence, received very little applause, and know why his show comes on a 1am in most cities.
Kimmel reminds me of someone
Submitted by LAM SON 719 on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:45pm.
Kimmel reminds me of someone perez hilton would choose as a wife.
Hate to break this to you, Jimmy...
Submitted by lotr on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:57pm.
... but so do you.
What are we, in 8th Grade?
Its come down to this?
Submitted by Dave the mailman on Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:47pm.
They are THIS CLOSE to an actual " d*** measuring contest"....
..don't tell Brian Williams. He'll want to be a judge.