Bill Maher Jokes About Rick Santorum's Wife Using a Sex Toy
Can you imagine the media firestorm if a conservative made a sex joke about Michelle Obama on television that also demeaned her husband?
On HBO's Real Time Friday, during a sketch deriding Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum's views about sex, host Bill Maher joked about the former Pennsylvania Senator's wife using a vibrator (video follows with transcript and commentary):
BILL MAHER: I just want to return to Rick Santorum for a moment because, you know, some of the comments he's made over the last few years came to light now that this is a big issue about women. He said the danger of contraception in this country, the whole sexual libertine idea he's against. He said birth control is not okay because it's a license to do things in the sexual realm. In the sexual realm. Sounds like a Cinemax movie.
He said if you take out one part that's not for purposes, if you take out one part that’s out that's not for purposes of procreation then you diminish this special bond between men and women and all of a sudden it becomes deconstructive to the point where it's simply pleasure. Exactly. So this guy really does not like sex. And to prove it we got a hold of some of his recent tweets. Would you like to see some of his tweets? Okay, here are some of Rick Santorum’s recent tweets.
“If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for America.”
“Just heard Abba’s ‘Dancing Queen’ at the super market. Is there no place where I can be free of this demonic jungle music?”
“If you must breastfeed make sure your baby is blindfolded.”
“Women should have to eat bananas with a knife and fork.” I'm telling you this guy is repressed.
“Note to self: Find out what that skank Adele means by 'Rolling in the Deep.'”
“Wife spends forever in the bathroom. Since when do Lady Gillettes buzz?” Oh, Rick. These tweets are out of control.
“If people thought about gay sex as much as I do, they’d understand how disgusting it is.”
And “Who knows a good prayer to stop dreaming of Thor poster?”
So, in Maher's demented world, because Santorum views sex as something special between a husband and a wife, that means he hates sex so much that his wife needs sex toys.
And this passes for acceptable humor at HBO.
You think that would be the case if Barack Obama were Republican and Santorum Democrat?
No, I don't think so either.
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Bill Maher is just depolorable.
Submitted by motherbelt on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:03pm.
It's positively disgusting that this type of humor is deemed acceptable when a conservative is the object of ridicule.
Hey, Bill, Pope Paul VI knew that birth control would have repercussions far beyond its specific purpose over 40 years ago.
He warned of four results if the widespread use of contraceptives was accepted:
1. General lowering of moral standards
2. A rise in infidelity, and illegitimacy
3. The reduction of women to objects used to satisfy men.
4. Government coercion in reproductive matters.
Would you care to refute him, or make fun of him?
That is basicially the same
Submitted by ricklail on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:42pm.
That is basicially the same message that Santorium is being drug through mud by the MSM
I'm not even shocked at this
Submitted by VBaxter on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:06pm.
I'm not even shocked at this point, coming from this waste of space.
Ron Paul 2012
He was probably thinking
Submitted by LAM SON 719 on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:15pm.
He was probably thinking about his boy friend using it on him.
Outrageous, but then...
Submitted by Mary Louise Turner on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:17pm.
Bill Maher is perhaps the most obnoxious "personality" polluting the tube today. However, he is practicing his Constitutional right to be stupid...in spades!
Maher acts more like a 14
Submitted by kg on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:06pm.
Maher acts more like a 14 year old than an adult.
"DumbAssity of Dope"
Bill sure loves gay sex
Submitted by Dave the mailman on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 4:36pm.
Have you noticed how many references he makes about penises and gay sex? I have yet to hear Santorum talk about gay lust but Billy seems to "touch" the subject all the time. Perhaps someone could keep a running total of how many times Billy brings up penises or gay sex vs how many times Santorum does, and post the results online. I'll pay for a website called "billmaherlovesgaysex".
Bill Maher, Looks Like a Human Dildo
Submitted by Motormouth KOS on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:30pm.
Look at that misshapen head. It;s the same size as his body. Talk about circus freak?
How can this vile piece of dog poo stay on the air?
Just another angry, vulgar, disgusting libutard who can't win an argument on merit.
The Obamination... A crisis leading to a catastrophe..(please donate to MRC)
I've got to disagree. I see
Submitted by ricklail on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 5:38pm.
I've got to disagree. I see him more as the green head fly that eats the dog poo.
Hey Maher
Submitted by oldfart on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 6:17pm.
How is life at the bottom of the Marianias Trench?
Every notice that they more you ignore these troglodytes the more shrill they get?
Sorry - did not mean to insult the chimps.
Santorum's proper response
Submitted by 4Deuce on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 10:20am.
Have Santorum's wife publically say the sex toy she uses is one given to her as a gift by Michelle Obama. The libs love setting up bogus stories and bogus claims, so let them address how Maher and others of his ilk CREATED this whole story and how they were the cause of the First Lady having to renounce the whole claim.
Warning!
Submitted by HardRightTurn on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 12:42pm.
Bill Maher is your brain on drugs.
To more fully comprehend the Left, one must read “Leftism As Psychopathy” by John Ray, M.A., Ph.D. Caution, it might scare you a little bit.
http://jonjayray.tripod.com/psycho.html