Maher Mocks Gingrich's Wife as a Martian
By Noel Sheppard | January 28, 2012 | 15:32
Remember the good old days when the family members of politicians were considered off-limits?
That of course is never the case for Republicans as HBO's Bill Maher sadly demonstrated on Friday's Real Time when he depicted Newt Gingrich's wife Callista as a Martian (video follows with transcript and commentary):
BILL MAHER: Newt Gingrich, oh my G-d, this guy, he's clinical. I'm going to show you later in the show why he is absolutely clinical. He thinks he's some sort of intergalactic ruler. He said, "By the end of my second term as president, we will have a colony on the moon, and if there's enough people there, it can petition to be the 51st state." We'll call it Lunarchusetts. [Laughter]
Now, I don't know if this explains anything, but take a look at this picture. This is a picture from the movie Mars Attacks. And here's Mrs. Gingrich. [Laughter and applause]
Imagine the outrage if pictures of Michelle Obama were used to similarly mock her.
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⇒ Calista's fair game
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:42pm.
In other news, Chewbacca says "Children, eat your spinach"
(Not so) Funny side note
Submitted by AGreer on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 7:50pm.
Intense Debate (liberals who administer the Breitbart site's comments) has flagged ALL comments with the word "wookie" and the proper "wookiee", NO MATTER THE PRETEXT.
This is the leftists all or nothing election (moment).
Okay, this is funny
Submitted by smitty195 on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:50pm.
I am NOT a fan of the disgusting Bill Maher. However, this is pretty darn funny--don't you guys think so? Every time I see her, I think of a Barbie Doll. But now that I see the side-by-side comparison, she does look like that chick in the "Mars Attacks" movie. (It's okay to have a sense of humor). :)
I don't think there's any harm done here
Submitted by Galvanic on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:13pm.
And compared to the things some NB posters have said about the First Lady, it's awfully mild.
Gal
Submitted by Radical1979 on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:20pm.
The difference here is that posters are not part of the media. I don't see anyone involved with a media outlet mocking Moochelle.
If that happened there would outrage EVERYWHERE in the msm.
OK, I see your point
Submitted by Galvanic on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:53am.
But I don't recall the media ridiculing First Lady Laura Bush.
Callista Gingrich isn't a First Lady, and never will be.
And we're talking about Bill Maher, a misogynist who isn't really MSM.
But I will agree that the media neve poked fun of Michelle Obama when her husband was running for President, just as they never ridiculed him.
She does look like a older version of barbie!
Submitted by cbeyer on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 10:25pm.
And her husband would be a train wreck as the republican nominee!!!!!!! I don't like Maher but this IS funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plastic
Submitted by Galvanic on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 2:37pm.
That's the word that comes to my mind when I see either Barbie or Mrs. Gingrich.
He is funny looking...
Submitted by Aubrey on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:09pm.
Maher reminds me of a Pudgy Slick Backed Grub.
Similarities?...
http://greenteelawncare.com/index.php/grub-control/
Hopefully she'll chomp off his finger some day.
Submitted by SickofLibs on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:14pm.
.
This is complete BS
Submitted by vaboxrboy on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:30pm.
Go to Fox Nation or Daily Caller and see how many times you see "Moochelle" and "Chewbacca" or "bubble butt" about our first lady. And don't forget about the official who said, "Michelle made monkey sounds for Sasha and Malia." It goes both ways. If you want to rail against this fine, but also say that it's not right to do the same to Mrs. Obama. Oh, it was also classy to boo her at the NASCAR event she hosted for our veterans. Really? CLUELESS!
Moochelle?
Submitted by Joe W. on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:37pm.
Those are all real keen names for that vile creature. I prefer "Sasquatch", though.
⇒ Show me the context
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:37pm.
I'm not saying it isn't true, but I would really like to see the quote you posted, "Michelle made monkey sounds for Sasha and Malia."
Again, I'm not saying you're lying, I'm just asking you to link to the story.
Much appreciated
A link is necessary..seriously
Submitted by mandrake on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:24pm.
Has any parent ever read a 'Curious George' story to a child without making monkey sounds?
so that makes parents who read 'curious George'
Submitted by JAJT on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:42pm.
racist..
Did I say that?
Submitted by mandrake on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:51pm.
I mean that parents who make monkey sounds are trying to entertain the little ones so they shutup and eat their Maypo.
⇒ mandrake
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:56pm.
It isn't Conservatives who shrink back in horror at the thought of people making monkey sounds. If you'll scroll up, you'll notice it was Vapors who had a problem with the thought of it.
~What on earth
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:25pm.
is Maypo?
A very nasty Canadian substance.
Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:37pm.
It rots your teeth and gives you gingivitis and you have to see a doctor in Canada where they have no dentists.
~Holy cow
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 4:03pm.
Mandrake.
Dude.
Was there an acute Canadian toothbrush/paste shortage we didn't hear about? Were they rushing the Colgate trucks?
⇒ Yes, Mandrake
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:47pm.
Vapers claimed an "official" claimed Michelle made monkey sounds for her children. An accusation is entirely different from a supposition.
Now, Mandrake, are you confirming a claim Michelle made monkey sounds, or are you supposing she has?
Personally, I don't have a problem with liberals openly exposing their belief that African Americans are a step below them in the evolutionary chain. It's obvious from the gods they've selected that they believe it. The more liberals that come forward supporting Darwin's claim, the better.
Are you coming out on this issue, or still hiding?
Cool
Submitted by mandrake on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:55pm.
Do you have children? I do, and have made monkey sounds and lots of other weird sounds at them..none of which had anything to do with African Americans. I can't figure out how I went so wrong on such a simple subject as entertaining children!
⇒ Me neither, mandrake
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:09pm.
But you did jump in to defend something presented by Vapors as somehow demeaning, that an "official" made, allegedly a comment about Michelle making monkey sounds. That you can't ascertain Vapors was referring to that alleged statement as some proof she was joked about, shows you don't have a clue as to the angle from which he was coming.
Yes, I make monkey sounds. Yes, I've been called a monkey. But I do not filter being called a monkey through the prism of liberal thought that says my race is lower, and in need of condescending protection.
~Interestingly enough
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:26pm.
The whole "black people are more closely related to simians than the rest of us" crap was originally pushed by..
wait for it...
you'll never see this one coming..
leftist Creation-deniers. I mean, enlightened proponents of the science of evolution.
⇒ I knew that Bru
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:50pm.
From the very beginning
The subtitle of "Origin of the Species", "Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life"
It doesn't get much earlier than that.
~I just found the illustration
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:59pm.
submitted for Darwin's book cover...
:-p
⇒ boxboy
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:44pm.
I've found a reference on Gawker referring to a poster who made that comment, but your claim is that an "official" who said it.
I'm asking who this "official" is, because I'm trying to protect you from others here who might call you out on spreading false information.
Again, I'm not calling you a liar, just asking for clarification.
Are you there? Hello? HelllllOOOO?
Hey, vaporboy, the thread was about the Host
Submitted by UpNorth on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:58pm.
of a syndicated show. It wasn't about posters, at web sites, posting comments.
And, she didn't host "the NASCAR event". her and Jill Biden were grand marshalls. NASCAR hosts NASCAR events. If you're going to be outraged, at least try to get your facts straight. And, who was the "official" you were referring to?
Vaporlockboy LIES again. LIES RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:06pm.
First Vapor Lock Boy confuses anonymous commenters with people that use actual names in meatspace Commenters are not the same as people with a real reputation and a real name, vapor-head-boy.
Second, Vapor Lock Boy forwards a LIE from a Vancouver newspaper.
The entire "Michelle made monkey sounds for Sasha and Malia." was planted by a left wing vapor lock boy much like the original Vapor Lock Boy here RIGHT HERE on NewsBusters.
Yet, the thread went down, and back up with the original comments in tact, and then some, notes Chris Parry, the story's writer. Parry was careful and kind enough to - maybe unnecessarily - note the few reasonable voices in the crowd who were conservative, on Free Republic, and not racist. But there're always going to be a few exceptions to the rule, which, as far as you should be concerned, are absolute swamp creatures. Pardon any political incorrectness, but I think you'll agree if you happen to go over and dip your toe in what's mostly a bog of contagiously slimy invective and general retardation.
It gets worse, though. Chris Parry, it appears, has advocated on his Daily Kos blog any number of egregious offenses, among them: posting hate speech on sites like Free Republic and blaming it on conservatives. Parry posted under the name "hollywoodoz" on Daily Kos, where his signature was "Fool me once, I'll punch you in the fucking head." Parry outed himself as hollywoodoz here, where he discloses the company he helped start. In essence: Parry, the journalist, found his story right where he'd been circling it for a very long time, and reported it as news. Sigh.
Up yours you vicious lying ass wipe of a troll.
Hate Speech Against Malia Obama On Conservative Blogs Reported By Hate Speech Planting Journalist
Up yours sideways.
The Vet
Submitted by stratman on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:13pm.
Careful, that's pillow talk to vaporub.
Day-um, strat---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 11:22pm.
That one flat cracked me up.
MD
:-)
Submitted by stratman on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 12:52am.
.
⇒ See what ya' done Vapors?
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:24pm.
Here I was, trying to be nice, giving you the opportunity to identify the "official" who made the "monkey sounds" comment. And you acted like I didn't deserve an explanation.
Again, I wasn't calling you a liar. Just giving you an opportunity.
But Vapors, I trust you will be forthcoming with this information real soon, because we really, really, really want to know.
vaboxrboy
Submitted by JAJT on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 8:05pm.
is the liberal media screaming racist?? no, they are laughing along with Maher... huge difference..
IF the the left can't respect the "family is off-limit" then they should STFU.. otherwise Mooochelle is fair game..
vaboxboy
Submitted by Radical1979 on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:26pm.
As I said above, when do you someone from the Fox network making fun of MO? Never. Families on the left are protected by the left, they will never be mocked by the media. Gingrich isn't the nominee, may not be, but his wife, she's fair game. That bias is the point of this website.
Those racist Republicans
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:33pm.
I remember when a racist Republican said of Barack Obama “a few years ago this guy would have been getting us coffee.”
Well, that's if Bill Clinton is a racist Republican.
Lisa Marie was pretty sexy as
Submitted by Newsbusterbrown on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 4:36pm.
Lisa Marie was pretty sexy as the Martian hottie, so I wouldn't be too upset if I were Callista. :-)
“There are no easy answers, but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.” - Ronald Reagan (1964 Republican Convention)
Gawd, Noel, two Maher stories in a row?
Submitted by KyWriter on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:02pm.
That's a great way to induce dementia in your readership. Maher is indeed frightening, in that he looks so much like the monsters who lived under my bed when I was a kid. (Or does he remind me of the dust bunnies who lived there, too?) Whatever the case, despite his awesome sense of self-importance, he is no more significant than any of them and far more despicable. Just don't ruin the rest of my Saturday with another Bill Maher story.
I'm beginning to worry about Noel
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 6:10pm.
If he keeps watching this crap, he's going to wind up like me.
LOL- He's going to come down with MDS, which is closely related to my ODS.
-Dave
MAHER TALKING ABOUT NEWT'S WIFE
Submitted by mhonesty on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:24pm.
Does that mean we are allowed to make fun of Michelle Obama's HUGE BUTT?
Are you talking about
Submitted by katiejane on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:49pm.
the big shelf that is always following her to give the Obama fanboys some place to throw their gimmie lists of what they want the govt to give them?
Since Maher thinks all conservatives are big dumb rednecks I must say I wouldn't be broken hearted if I read that some "Bubba" kicked Maher's scrawny little butt up into his offensive mouth.
That Lisa Marie WAS pretty hot!
Submitted by NJRightWinger12 on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:30pm.
Maher the Dork probably fantasizes about Mrs G. In fact, he could never get a woman as hot as EITHER of them, if he liked womem, that is! Not that theres anything wrong with it, but this guys quite light in the loafers, IMHO! And if he calls the moon our 51st state, what about the other 6 that O'Bozo declared, lol?
I think she is .....
Submitted by mbx175 on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 5:41pm.
....a white Michelle Obama.
Maher is one angry little
Submitted by PeskyDane on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 6:17pm.
Maher is one angry little man.
I gotta wonder if he's ever spoken to a woman without first giving his credit card number.
Warning!
Submitted by HardRightTurn on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 7:49pm.
Bill Maher is your brain on drugs.
White race baiters are white race traitors.
Obama, The President of America's white trash.
Bill Maher is what happens to your brain,,,
Submitted by NJRightWinger12 on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 9:49pm.
if you do drugs, so kids, theres your BEST caution against abusing narcotics!
Why am I not surprised
Submitted by panzerakc on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 11:44pm.
That Maher knows what Martians look like?
Or thinks he does?
Pretty darn dead on
Submitted by John Francroix Jr on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 9:36am.
Plus, she sleeps with married men. So she's got that going for her too.
⇒ Frank Whaaah
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 9:53am.
And since you only sleep with single men you're somehow a better person than she is?
Hear that?
Submitted by John Francroix Jr on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:10am.
(silence)
(more silence)
(even more silence)
I hear a confirmed liar.
Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 10:27am.
I hear a confirmed liar. A confirmed liar that has been caught time and time again. A confirmed liar that gets caught and comes right back with even more lies. A confirmed liar with absolutely no sense of shame. A brazen confirmed liar. A confirmed liar with non-stop lies.
Oh dear, was that the effect you were going for?
That's a lot of "silence..."
Submitted by CobraMan on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:21pm.
That's a lot of "silence" you're talking about, for someone who's pretending not to hear, anyways.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
Most married women do.
Submitted by CobraMan on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:16pm.
"Plus, she sleeps with married men."
Most married women do. Your mother slept with a married man too, Jr. Or did you get your family name through osmosis?
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
I've heard her compared to a "bird of prey" - Hawk-like
Submitted by krendler on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 3:04pm.
I'm sure she's a nice woman, but, yes, if you were forced to pick an animal (I, for example, am similar in appearance to a squirrel), that would be it. A hawk or an eagle. I don't see the "Martian" thing.
I *do* wish Huntsman's wife was still in the race in some capacity, even if he isn't.
What can I say. I'm a pig.
Imagine the outrage if
Submitted by RR GOP on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 11:56pm.
Imagine the outrage if pictures of Michelle Obama were used to similarly mock her.
Even Conservative bloggers would have a heart attack over that...gotta maintain the high moral ground and beat the Communists fair and square by the Queensberry Rules dontchaknow.
"Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism it's just the opposite."
"All that Communism needs to make it successful is for someone to feed and clothe it."
I must (much) confess...
Submitted by bigdaddy on Mon, 01/30/2012 - 12:28am.
...that I am fascinated with the "Callista Hair Helmut". Man, that thing is tight and the hair never moves...
Skid L:id
Submitted by asaracen on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:57pm.
The poor woman is guilty of having a hairdresser who worked for Jackie O, and
nothing more. I doubt she spends anywhere near what the Wookie does to
improve her mug. Another victim of political destruction to anyone on the right by
a piece of offal that is protected by our 1st amendment.
Turn about is fair play
Submitted by Constitution First on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:54pm.
So long as it is OK to liken Michelle Øbama to a Wookie.