Wanda Sykes: Rick Perry 'Had to Drop Out' - 'He Was One More Debate Away From Saying the N-Word'
Comedienne Wanda Sykes speculated Thursday that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry had to drop out of the race because "he was one more debate away from saying the N-word."
Appearing on NBC’s Tonight Show to bash all the GOP candidates, she also told the host that Newt Gingrich might have wanted an open marriage with his ex-wife because she said he had a "tiny penis" (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):
For our sins, Jay Leno began his interview with his first guest asking her about Gingrich’s ex-wife.
“Yeah, she’s saying that Newt wanted an open marriage,” Sykes said. “I don’t see what, why Newt think that there's, like, a bunch of women out there ready to, you know, take a bite of the fig Newton. I don't even know why Newt would think that.”
After saying that folks shouldn’t be concerned with people’s personal lives, and that this was between Gingrichand his ex-wife, Sykes added, “We don't know what happened. We don't know, you know? Maybe she was just nasty to him. Maybe she beat him up.”
She continued, “You know, maybe she emasculated him. Maybe she called him tiny penis. ‘Oh, look at you with your little tiny penis.’ You know. You tell a man he got a tiny penis, that’ll make him wander.”
Of course, the crowd was eating this up, as was Leno who asked, “Would that make you wander? I think that would keep you from wandering, doesn't it?”
“No, you gotta go, somebody's got to think this is a big boy,” Sykes replied. “She's telling me, you know, maybe you just got a huge vagina. Maybe you got like public storage-sized vagina.”
This was what Leno and Sykes discussed about a Republican presidential candidate - who used to be the Speaker of the House – and his ex-wife.
Having thoroughly trashed them, Leno asked his guest about Texas governor Rick Perry.
“Rick Perry, yes I'm glad he dropped out,” Sykes said, “Whenever I see Rick Perry, I smell whiskey.”
“You know, he had to drop out,” she added, “because I'm pretty sure he was one more debate away from saying the N-word. He really was. Oh, he was right on the edge. He was like ‘Oh, I can't speak in public anymore like that. One more debate, I'm just, it’s gonna fly out.’ He knew it.”
And this is what Leno and his staff consider acceptable discourse in the middle of a presidential campaign.
Imagine what’s going to happen on late night shows when the Republicans actually nominate their man to go up against Barack Obama.
Heaven help him - and us.
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⇒ More codespeak
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:38am.
Meanwhile, rappers out the wazoo really DO use the N-word and Wanda Sykes is concerned with whether a white man might?
Wanda has totally bought into the soft bigotry of low expectations.
Yeah Cool.
Submitted by Newsbubba on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:26am.
Who knows. Perry might have quoted the Reverend Jesse Jackson and said, "I wish somebody would cut dat nigga's nuts off."
Do you think that instead of N-word we can start using the name of a country, Niger, when talking about Wanda?
On second thought, "bitch" will work just fine.
It won't be long
Submitted by Franksam on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:22pm.
We have already retired the word "niggardly" as a sop to the sensitivities of racists, who are generally ignorant and don't mind making that clear. We can use words like 'nigga' and 'Niger' without rebuke, but only as long as Al Sharpton doesn't object. You know that 'Niger' in particular would be major confusion for him on the teleprompter! The euphemistic term "N-word" is allowed for now, but once it is understood by blacks to be code for the old word, we'll be told that it's insulting and demeaning to use that term.
I've got it!
Submitted by Newsbubba on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:51pm.
We take a lesson from the singer formerly known as Prince, and refer to "the person formerly called N-word?"
In terms
Submitted by HockeyKid on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:42am.
of intelligence, Sykes falls in the first percentile among bags of hammers.
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
Big shock...
Submitted by ljacone on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:43am.
We really need to put "Comedienne" in quotes, because the word suggests that the woman in question is actually funny.
I'm not sure...
Submitted by Outback Jon on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:48am.
I'm not sure that "Comedienne" should be used at all, whether in quotes or not.
Know what you mean
Submitted by Tugboat Phil on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:36am.
For almost my whole life I saw Dick Gregory, all around whiner and complainer, called a comedian. I don't think I ever heard him tell one joke, let alone a funny one.
Why in the world did Leno have this shrill harpy on? Does she actually get ratings somewhere?
Just don't call her
Submitted by Dave the mailman on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:41am.
..."nappy headed" or all hell would break loose.
She's one or two jokes
Submitted by sshuffield70 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:42am.
away from the toilet.
I do believe
Submitted by KornKing on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:32pm.
That would be a step up
Wanda, Wanda, Wanda
Submitted by Agnostic on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:52am.
Race baiting makes for an easy, 'safe' joke but make no mistake - lowering yourself to that level is making yourself a whore without the satisfaction of actually working for your money.
⇒ Leave Wanda alone
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:55am.
Doesn't it seem odd, though, that a homosexual woman is interested in the size of Newt Gingrich's penis?
That's what I was thinking
Submitted by Galvanic on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:20am.
She continued, “You know, maybe she emasculated him. Maybe she called him tiny penis. ‘Oh, look at you with your little tiny penis.’ You know. You tell a man he got a tiny penis, that’ll make him wander.”
I think what drove away men in her life was telling them that she was a lesbian.
Same as Sullivan's obsession with Sarah Palin's...
Submitted by drsamherman on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:19am.
...reproductive organs. I can only ask if Sullivan has some classic mommy wannabe issues or uterine envy.
Well, he refers to his spouse as his wife . . .
Submitted by Galvanic on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:18pm.
. . . so I guess we know how those Legos snap together.
Hmmm
Submitted by Galvanic on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:23pm.
SYKES: " . . .You tell a man he got a tiny penis, that’ll make him wander.”
You tell a woman she's not funny, that'll make her Wanda.
Very clever. LOL
Submitted by ant on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:46pm.
.
Thanks, Wanda, for your insight.
Submitted by KyWriter on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:23am.
Now we know your criteria for acceptable penis size.
not that there is anything wrong with that
Submitted by theduck6 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:45am.
but the word is she prefers no penis regardless of size...if you get my drift.
She really is an annoying human being.
⇒ Sykes
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:59am.
Perhaps she suffers from collitoral damage. Her wife does have a bit of an overbite.
Ugh, the hell with her
Submitted by jon_torlin on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:31pm.
I knew a black guy who was about as grounded as you can get, didn't buy into this race BS, and he mentioned this to me years ago.
He said this: Whether the meat's white or dark, a turkey is still a turkey. I'm pretty sure he didn't originate it, but it's still a good one.
-Jon
Hollywood has done so much to alienate me that I pretty much
Submitted by Lipton on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:50am.
just watch Boomerang and read books these days. I have about 3 or 4 sitcoms I watch, but I am so oversenstized to the Hollywood political slamming, that one wrong line or move will make me less likely to watch that show. It is not out of principle. I just can't enjoy the work of people that go to such effort to insult me and my political beliefs.
WANDA SYKES - INTELLECTUAL
Submitted by Sgthulka on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:55am.
Good God. This is what passes for "funny" on NBC these days.
Sykes is the black Rosie O'Donnell (or O'Donnell is the white Sykes) - Over-weight, over-wrought, ill-educated, pseudo-intellectual lesbians who take their self-loathing out on anything Republican or conservative.
Is it any wonder that NBC and it's sister companies are in last place? Me thinks not.
No, Wanda, he wasnt gonna say it,,
Submitted by NJRightWinger12 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:09pm.
But when I used to see you on Jay, back when I watched it, thats what I was thinking, about YOU! You and him and all your Demoncrap cronies are so full of it it, as well as YOU, are not funny anymore!
Only mean, twisted people
Submitted by JohnK on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:11pm.
Only mean, twisted people could consider this woman to be funny.
Another
Submitted by misterbee241 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:43pm.
bitter old lesbian heard from. Next.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by liberalsarefunny on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:02pm.
Who do you think has used the word "nigger" more--Wanda Sykes or Rick Perry?
One of them was giving a
Submitted by Bhaal on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:47pm.
One of them was giving a demonstration of the word in the video.
Oh boy, not this cow again!
Submitted by gmaniac1 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:10pm.
I had to read the transcript as I cannot stand to hear the sound of her voice ugh!
Wnada Sicko
Submitted by cocodrie on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:42pm.
One word short of the loony bin.
Calling Dr. Sam - calling Dr. Sam
Jesus Loves You so much He died for you
On the case, Cocodrie!
Submitted by drsamherman on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 11:22pm.
Some cases are just hopeless. Wanda's is one of them.
I hate being the Freudian here, but Wanda seems to suffer from penis envy in classic terms. It took her the longest time to announce publicly what most had already figured out--that she is an embittered, bigoted lesbian and a lousy comedian who is worthy of the truck stop cocktail bar circuit.
Thank you Wanda for making it official
Submitted by mustango on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 1:45pm.
Racism has been turned into a joke by the liberal culture.
Yep....
Submitted by liberalsarefunny on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:50pm.
Unfortunately you are correct---that once-powerful word has been rendered utterly meaningless by libbies...
The "N" word?
Submitted by CobraMan on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:00pm.
The "N" word, would that be Newt?
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
Thumbs up!
Submitted by helomech on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:22pm.
That's what I was going to post!
Welcome!
Submitted by CobraMan on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:33pm.
Welcome, fellow rotorhead! You didn't, per chance, work on the Super Cobras, did you?
Helicopters are tough, they beat the air into submission!
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
Cobra-
Submitted by bkeyser on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:57pm.
Jumping in quickly- my brother was an AH-1W plane captain in the Corps in the early 90's. HMLA-269 at New River, NC.
Lucky Guy!
Submitted by CobraMan on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 6:43pm.
He's a luck guy! I always loved those Super Cobras! Talk about Bad Ass! They're still in use! Can't say the same about the AH1's that I used to work on in the Army. The damn things we had couldn't even carry a full fuel load and a full weapon load at the same time! Can you say "underpowered?" Of course, I never would have admitted than when we actually used them. No need to give a possible enemy knowledge about weaknesses.
The Super Cobra's, on the other hand, could not only carry a full fuel and weapon load, they could sling load a broken AH1-S in the process! Now that's power! (Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but those Super Cobras are powerful!) I pity anyone who has to face one in combat. That's an encounter you're not going to survive! Ever see what a 20 mm chain gun does to a target? Trust me, if you're that target, you do not want to find out! Just ask Saddam's surviving members of the Republican Guard about that. If you can find one that doesn't collapse in total fear when you mention it, that is.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
the only open in her relations
Submitted by jimtrees on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 2:54pm.
Are her legs and the door. Do you think Jay could fit his chin inside her vagina?
Sykes
Submitted by mmilesll on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:12pm.
How did this racist piece of trash ever get on TV. She is NOT funny, too stupid for words and seems to think that anybody cares what she says.
⇒ Who knows?
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:17pm.
Maybe "racism" is the new "funny". I'm just trying to keep up.
While having to listen to the music...
Submitted by bigdaddy on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:36pm.
...of my teenage daughters, I heard the following rap lyric,
"Fu** Y'all Ni**ers"
sang with gusto and aplomb. I about fell out of the backseat laughing.
I must have been mistaken all
Submitted by ant on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:51pm.
I must have been mistaken all these years. I thought 'comedian' meant funny..when did that definition change to nasty, vulgar, political pundit?
Racism and A girl named Wanda who is fishing for attention
Submitted by Steve Cakouros on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 3:52pm.
Sykes is that kind of black person who thinks that all white people are bad people, especially if they are from the southern states.
However, she is as much a bigot as any one in the south. In some respects this is understandable because she does not appear to be very intelligent.
Sykes is that kind of person who is not comfortable in her own skin, who thinks about her skin color more than she should. Sad isn't it?
Modern media renders an
Submitted by Smartypants on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:29pm.
Modern media renders an individual's intellect meaningless, because any idiot can now have a microphone placed in front of him/her and step in front of a camera and act like he or she knows what he is talking about. Much of the uninformed audience is just as clueless and doesn't know the difference. I believe there was a time when one required some degree of intelligence to garner significant air time; I'm afraid those days are long gone. So, now we get the likes of Sykes, Matthews, most of the cast of 'The View,' etc. on a regular basis. All this accomplishes is the spread of abject ignorance and, worse, the affirmation of that ignorance.
I think a lot of people are now one word away from sayig it...
Submitted by stage9 on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:45pm.
Wanda...but since Southerners are more civilized than you are why should they lower themselves to the level of a liberal? You are fully capable of exposing yourself as a complete idiot all on your own, and THAT makes us laugh.
"If God is dead, somebody is going to have to take his place. It will be megalomania or erotomania, the drive for power or the drive for pleasure, the clenched fist or the phallus, Hitler or Hugh Hefner." — Malcolm Muggeridge
actually it would have been
Submitted by D'saredumbpeople on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 4:55pm.
the words would have become dumb f_______n_______ refering to her.
Wanda
Submitted by pug lover on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 10:49pm.
Has a tiny mind.
This she-boon is just mad at
Submitted by ConservativeRex on Sat, 01/21/2012 - 1:21am.
This she-boon is just mad at the fat white girl she made a pass at turned her down.
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