Maher: If You Showed Michelle Malkin Obama's Resume Without Saying Who It Was She'd 'Name Her Vibrator “Obama”'
Bill Maher on his HBO program Friday said, "If you just presented the Republicans with Obama's resume and didn't say who it was, they would erect statues to this guy."
After mentioning the deaths of Osama bin Laden and Moammar Gaddafi, Maher continued, "Just the killing alone, Michelle Malkin would name her vibrator 'Obama'” (video follows with transcript and commentary):
BILL MAHER, HOST: If you just presented the Republicans with Obama's resume and didn't say who it was, they would erect statues to this guy. He killed bin Laden, he killed Gaddafi, he saved us from a depression. I mean all, just, just the killing alone, Michelle Malkin would name her vibrator “Obama.”
[Laughter]
JOSHUA GREEN, BLOOMBERG: Wasn’t going to follow up on that one. You could imagine what it would be like, I mean, if Bush were still in office he'd have one of those tear drop tattoos like you get for killing guys.
[Laughter]
GREEN: You know, they'd be putting up “Mission Accomplished” banners that are bigger than the AIDS quilt.
I emailed Malkin for a response and will report back if and when one comes.
Until that point, regardless of the juvenile sexual attack lobbed at her by this disgusting cretin, I doubt very highly Malkin or any Republican would be erecting statues for a nameless Obama given his resume. The explosion in spending and debt alone disqualify this man from such praise irrespective of his foreign policy successes. Ditto ObamaCare.
Beyond this, as Maher and the liberal media do a victory lap over Gaddafi's death, they seem to ignore that we have absolutely no idea what's going to happen to Libya now. If this oil rich state becomes another Muslim theocracy like Iran, history is not going to look so favorably on the mission Obama lead.
As for bin Laden's assassination, his capture and subsequent interrogation might have been of far greater value to the war on terror.
Something Maher also missed in all this praise for Obama is that most conservatives are very disappointed by Friday's announcement of a complete withdrawal of troops from Iraq by the end of the year as it may be very easy for Iran to move into that country without our presence.
These are criticisms conservatives would have with any president at this point in time regardless of who he was or what Party he belonged to.
The problem for people like Maher is they're so ideological in their likes and dislikes that they naturally assume their opponents are as well.
Consider that when the topic of Herman Cain came up on "Real Time" Friday night, Maher and all of his liberal guests - MSNBC's Rachel Maddow, New York Times' Tom Friedman, Bloomberg's Joshua Green, and author Touré - savagely attacked the Republican presidential candidate even calling the former ballistics analyst "dumb."
As MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Willie Geist accurately observed Wednesday, these folks would all be swooning over Cain just like they did Obama if he were a Democrat.
Not surprisingly, the hypocrisy was lost on these self-proclaimed deep thinkers.
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Saved us from a depression?
Submitted by KyWriter on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:06pm.
Just more proof that whatever Maher has in his diseased cranium is something other than brain cells.
I believe....
Submitted by BMorgan53 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 3:26am.
that the word you are looking for is S**T
Um, Billy Boy?
Submitted by UpNorth on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:10pm.
I read his "resume", and I knew, repeat, I knew, that we'd end up just like we have. And, a statue? Yeah, right next to the ones honoring Benedict Arnold, and the Rosenbergs.
I Have To Admit That I Thought He Would Be Worse And May Be
Submitted by Avitar on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 6:00am.
I lived through Johnson and Jimmy Carter. Both stuck their fingers into military maters that they did not understand in addition to all of the other damage they did. For twenty-six years I worked with the US Submarine forces and everyone who had been around that long agreed that Carter was a pure Washington desk jockey and a menace anywhere he could give orders. A helmsman from one of his few patrols was particularly scathing.
It makes me grateful to the swift boar vets for breaking Navy tradition and speaking out. Otherwise we could have gotten stuck with a president Kerry too. Carter and Johnson were much worse than Clinton and I expected Obama based on his resume to worse than either. So far he is worse than Johnson but not yet as bad as Carter, but Carter got worse the longer he was in office.
The Depression has not ended. There is an inflation deflator in the GDP calculations. They keep changing the inflation calculation and if it is not a Republican administration the change does not get reported. A private company this past week published inflation for FY2011 based on the methods used in the Nixon/Ford/Carter era. Inflation for FY2011 was 11% Oct. 2010 to Oct. 2011. Take inflation out of the weak growth figures and you have a fourth year of a Great Depression.
Can you get a link for that
Submitted by Dan The Man 2 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 7:04am.
Can you get a link for that calculation?
I can for my good friend.
Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 7:36am.
Not actually the calculation but a good explanation, and graphs, and links to other explanations.
Well, we already....
Submitted by zenman1661 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:13pm.
have a dildo named Bill Maher
KA-BOOM!!!!!
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:26pm.
KA-BOOM!!!!!
Is that the one that uses a
Submitted by ConservaSerb on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:56pm.
small watch battery and can fit in a thimble?
A wise & frugal government, which shall leave men free 2 regulate their own pursuits of industry & improvement, & shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government. T. Jefferson
… sideways.
Submitted by JeffC... on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:22pm.
… sideways.
Compare Iraq to Libya
Submitted by bkeyser on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:38pm.
Iraq:
Libya:
For all its oil wealth...
Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:32pm.
...this was still a backwater little nothing of a country. It was a Grenada, a Haiti, a Panama. We coulda gone in after a nice meat lovers skillet breakfast, taken out Qadaffi, and been done in time for lunch. So yeah, big victory all right.
Vet
Submitted by bkeyser on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:50pm.
Exactly my point. Certainly not something to gloat over.
Something I'd like to see
Submitted by jon_torlin on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:40pm.
I know it'll never happen, but something that I wish I could see out of this is how DuhOne would get interviewed about how we got to this point, and I would LOVE for it to be pointed out that the methods he used were less than helpful especially given how we are getting basically thrown out of Iraq. Such as getting involved with NATO and letting the French lead the attack (The US has always led before when it was involved) as well as aiding and abetting the rebels with terrorists connected to our enemies such as al qaida, and so on.(OUR enemies, not DatOne's perception of enemies)
To make matters worse, there's a chance that he'll just do it again that he was warning other middle east dictators that it'll happen again(particular Syria). Soetoro warns Syria
What bothers me greatly is now at this point, the methods used to get to this point aren't being condemned (they should be) could be used again and you'd have to wonder when and where the line will get drawn. I keep thinking about how in Star Wars Episode 2 and 3 where Palpatine was given "emergency powers" to take extraordinary measures and it was mentioned in episode 3 that if the goal is achieved, he has to give up those powers, and he didn't. Yes, that was science fiction by George Lucas, but the parallels to real life are very striking, and truth is stranger than fiction.....and more frightening.
-Jon
Given their history
Submitted by BMorgan53 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 3:30am.
I'm surprised the they didn't capitulate....as in WWI WWII Algeria, and VietNam.
The first one was legal
Submitted by Mutantone on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:41am.
By the terms of the Constitution Iraq followed the proper procedures and the requirements of the Constitutions. The Libyan farce was not done following the laws of the Constitution, and then placed US forces under foreign command, to avoid having to do so.
Really. You should send an email to the President.
Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 7:47am.
News to me the President was not following the constitution when he bombed Libya. I don't think your email will get read though. He has been dead for 7 years. Hard to lift your hand and type when you are dead.
After the Berlin attack, President Ronald Reagan ordered (also without specific congressional authority) U.S. airstrikes against Libya.
+++
President Ronald Reagan ordered attacks against Libya and Grenada without congressional approval...
+++
Must I dig up Mark Levin again?
The problem is that Obama was
Submitted by Tom Paine on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:43pm.
The problem is that Obama was elected because the media and liberals like Maher intentionally buried the details of his resume. To see this in action all you have to do is apply what I like to call the “White Guy in a Suit” hypothesis. If a white guy in a suit with the same wafer thin resume as Obama had been campaigning for president he would have never made it to the Iowa Caucus. While being no bargain himself, John Edwards arguably had a stronger resume than Obama but he was brushed aside because the conventional liberal wisdom was that a black man was “due” to be president, regardless of his qualifications. The Lamestream media never demanded to know any of the specifics behind the “Hope and Change” rhetoric, and they aggressively branded any of us who did ask questions as racist. Obama is now a bigger failure than even Jimmy Carter but you’d never know it from the news coverage. There is no way anyone with his track record should even consider running for reelection. However he has a billion dollars, millions of union thugs to knock on doors and a dependent and ignorant constituency who will vote for him regardless of the facts. We ignore this at our peril.
Has anyone seen his resume?
Submitted by phryingphish on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 12:46pm.
Has anyone seen his resume?
It's non-existent because
Submitted by Gat New York on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:33pm.
It's non-existent because there is nothing there to report.
When my son graduated college he had a thicker resume than Obama.
The head of the Liberal Party of New York (Henry Stern) once said Obama had the thinnest resume of any incoming President in history.
But compared to Bill Maher's resume it is thick.
Soros and a number of his
Submitted by Dan The Man 2 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:40pm.
Soros and a number of his hand picked flunkies.
No,
Submitted by DC2280 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:20am.
but I understand it's big and floppy.
Shocking!
Submitted by Kingfish17 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:01pm.
It's obvious that this "has been" has directed his writing staff to come up with the most vile type of language aimed as whom he views is his opposition. The shocking part is that the contributors to NewsBusters still care a wit about this guy.
I no longer view most of the postings regarding Maher, as he is nothing but shallow, pedantic, and boring.
"You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas...on the taxpayer’s dime." Barack Obama
Stupid Little Jerk
Submitted by rammingspeed on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:03pm.
Saved us from a depression. SAVED US FROM A EFFING DEPRESSION!!!? This squirrelly puke couldn't be more disinformed. Obama is responsible for the recession staying, and getting even worse. No question. Even the most starry-eyed Obama defenders don't address that head on. And the vibrator crack? Just more lame attention-seeking by a liberal who is indoctrinated from criticism - or what he should really get, canceled - because he is a liberal.
I am pretty sure that if you Barry Soetero showed his resume to
Submitted by djwolf12 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:09pm.
Bill Maher without putting his name on it, then he would name his c*ck ring Barack.
Now Now
Submitted by liberalsarefunny on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:13pm.
Just remember we are dealing with children here.
Childishness is a basic component of liberalism.
ok...........
Submitted by djwolf12 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:28pm.
I didn't say pocket p*ssy.
I really think Michelle's husband
Submitted by CaptHerp on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:17pm.
should be given the opportunity to have a one-on-one conversation with Maher in a locked room.
Yeah. With one hand tied
Submitted by Seashell on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:21pm.
Yeah. With one hand tied behind his back no less!
Along with Todd
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:26pm.
Along with Todd Palin..............but actually, either one of those women could emasculate ol' Donkeyface in mere seconds - that is, if he has any equipment to emasculate!!!
I'm with you guys, if I were
Submitted by rockyracoon on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:14pm.
I'm with you guys, if I were Michelle's husband, somebody would be helping lil Billyboy pick up his teeth.
Facts are like kryptonite to the liberal.
Why her Husband
Submitted by Mutantone on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:43am.
Michelle could make him cry like a little baby all by herself.
Maher doesn't have the balls
Submitted by Cactus Kurt on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:21pm.
Maher doesn't have the balls to spew his vile insults with Jesse Malkin or Todd Palin present. Maher is just another typical liberal coward hiding behind his monitor. Man up or shut up, Maher.
Yeah, Donkeyface, Barry was
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:53pm.
Yeah, Donkeyface, Barry was 'doin' bin Laden.................he was 'doin' Ghadaffi............if I remember correctly, he had to be dragged in from the golf course and be INFORMED about what was 'goin' on with bin Laden, and the first thing he had to do was change his stained pink panties, and then he had to beat around the bush (pun not intended) for twenty hours to so, until he was basically TOLD what was going to happen. And since Ghadaffi's death appears to be a tribal victory, and Boy Barry learned about it just like everybody else did..................he'll still be 'signifyin' and 'Cadillacin' about 'doin' Moammar, even though he's way down the list of participants.
As for 'ending the depression'......................I hadn't noticed, and I think quite a few million other people haven't either.
Speaking of 'depression'............that is ONE adjective that I, Malkin, and a few million others, can use when we check out Boy Blunder's so-called 'resume' - he actually didn't have one before he became poser-in-chief - and what he has added to it since then is nothing to brag about, unless you're a mooooooooooooooooooooooslem commie anti-American psuedo-black guy.
This guy wouldn't know what to do if he met Michelle Malkin, or Sarah Palin, or any of these other good-looking, super-smart, conservative women that he loves to trash - in the safety of his patheticly lame show.
What exactly would be on his resume?
Submitted by krendler on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:32pm.
Wasn't that the running joke through the entire 2008 campaign: The guy had a "paper thin" resume - and even "paper thin" was generous.
Oh, Maher tells us it includes "He killed Quadafi and Bin Laden"? Laughable. I'll give our military and intelligence agencies 100% credit for that and Obama exactly 0 credit.
And, as we've been told by far-left whack jobs like Maher, he SAVED US from a great depression.
Maher forgot to mention that he healed the planet and that the seas stopped rising.
These stupid fools
Submitted by gfrrman on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:15pm.
don't seem to realize that had it been up to them we wouldn't even be in the Middle East had they had their way!!!....and NOW they want to take credit?? Just sayin....
g
Given the deliberate destruction the Dear Ruler is carrying out
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:34pm.
...on my America, I now view anyone who still supports this transparent fraud from Hell as being a traitor to my country. - and you all know exactly what I think of traitors.
As for Obama's resume, it would fit on a single sheet of toilet paper.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
"used" toilet paper.
Submitted by jkwtrading on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:30pm.
"used" toilet paper.
That's what he's turning the Constitution into
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:39pm.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Donkeyface indeed
Submitted by Firmworm on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:39pm.
Let's face it, if it weren't for Maher's minor celebrity status, he couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a handful of pardons.
Without hate and
Submitted by LAM SON 719 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:39pm.
Without hate and homosexuality maher is nothing, he probably sodomizes young, crippled, retarded boys to build his self esteem.
So true
Submitted by Mutantone on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 12:46am.
"No, I regret nothing.
You, legionnaires, you are soldiers to die, and I send you where they die!"
I just hope my french is still accurate after so long
Yikes !
Submitted by DC2280 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 1:23am.
I guess I am glad you detailed that vision.
Yeah, Bill
Submitted by ant on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:48pm.
And if you give Obama's 'resume' to OWS or Code Pink without his name on it, they'd be screaming for his wealth and his assassination.
He's somewhat correct though, Obama is just like some mindless piece of plastic who's only function is to screw people.
KA-BOOM #2!!!!! And you
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:51pm.
KA-BOOM #2!!!!!
And you could also use the word 'sodomize'................
Thanks, killa
Submitted by ant on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:57pm.
I try to use words that won't offend other NB readers, except when I've been drinking, then I can get a bit surly.
Yeah, well - you, me, and
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:13pm.
Yeah, well - you, me, and Dave can get together and have a 'surl-fest'!!! Actually, I think we'd get a lot of attendees!!!
And since we're on the subject of words and language - I've often wondered, since it a person can be 'disgruntled'...........can they also be 'gruntled'???
LOL
Submitted by ant on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:25pm.
Well, we could always go the lib route and make stuff up.
Disgruntled (adj) - unhappy, discontented, irritated.
Gruntled (,adj) - one that leave one's job in order to occupy Wall Street and demand a job. example; A gruntled man contracted E Coli in Zoocotti Park today after dumpster diving.
Yes, those who ripped W for premature "mission accomplished"
Submitted by merly1 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 1:51pm.
oddly---> relish the change in Egypt and Libya when we truly dont have any idea of what
will become of these countries. Liberals really do live in a different reality...................
Finally - Mahar and Obama admit - Bush was RIGHT
Submitted by Slyrr on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:21pm.
It's good to see that liberals like Mahar and Obama are finally owning up to the truth. It's good to see that they've finally abandoned their foolish and naive ideas about 'diplomacy' and 'negotiation' and playing footsie with tyrants and thugs with hollow words about 'getting along'.
They finally have bowed to their knees and confessed to the truth - that the only way to deal with these tyrants and dictators is to take them out - kill them - eliminate them. Every liberal 'news' wonk from sea to shining sea is praising Obama for embracing the Bush doctrine of killing the bad guys and getting rid of them once and for all.
Obama is even embracing Bush policies by threatening other middle east dictators and saying 'you're next!'.
Finally candy-@$$ wimp liberals like Mahar get it. That it's better to eliminate the wicked leaders of these nations and set them on the path to freedom than it is to engage is ridiculous and foolish attempts to 'negotiate' with them.
So - kudos to both Mahar and Obama. They finally admit that Bush was right all along, and that they were wrong, wrong, WRONG.
They'll never outright admit it Slyrr
Submitted by Seashell on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:33pm.
Not now. I just hope that future history books will give Bush the credit he deserves.
One day, Maher is going learn
Submitted by Van Halen on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:21pm.
One day, Maher is going learn that what goes around comes around. And with a little luck, we'll all be there to watch.
I would not put Qadaffi on my resume.
Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:24pm.
The guy was executed as an unarmed prisoner. We don't do that in this country. Ever.
Ahhhhhhh,
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:36pm.
Ahhhhhhh, Vet..............tecnicalities..........minor points...........useless facts.........c'mon man, check out Nurse Ratchett's reaction!!! She was cackling like the wicked witch of the west!!! And you KNOW that Boy Barry is going to be struttin' his stuff about 'doin' Ghadaffi...............that's automatic!!!
But I feel like an unarmed citizen being robbed of my money, freedoms, liberties, and future by the REGIME - so I'd have to say that these things DO happen in our country at that level.
I wonder how the administration is going to balance the fact that they support Ghadaffi's death, and the picture that he is on display - first on the hood of a truck, and then in a big freezer at a shopping mall.
Probably the same way they will balance the differences betweet supporting the maggots and hippies and leeches at these OWS (Our Welfare State), while conveniantly ignoring the filth, trash, smell, private property abuse, rape, theft, and everything else that is happening at these bowel movements - while these ignorant dolts are being played by the very people who they are protesting against!!!
I tell ya, Vet - we're living in a parallel universe. My father wouldn't know where to start!!!
Foreign policy
Submitted by jon_torlin on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:50pm.
I saw on the news this morning that there was an attempt to make it look like Soetoro's got some great foreign policy successes, and will want to use that to prop up his re-election(assuming we still have an election by then the way things are going) and I got to thinking "they gotta be out of their freaking minds to do that!!!"
Why, you libs might say? Because there AREN'T any foreign policy successes on the part of this manchild AT ALL! That includes violating Constitutional AND International Law attacking Libya.
And you're right, this is a parallel universe, I'm still waiting for the Nobel Committee(note I don't use the word peace here) to recall their money and award from the big eared wonder. Fat chance of that happening, there are better odds of Mooochele getting down to a size 6(she's a size 12). But that's in a parallel universe.
You have to wonder what happened regarding the pull out of Iraq when the original date was 2014 and I don't think it was just Iran getting involved. Iraq became a short-lived ally, that alliance is now on the rocks, something to add to the list of dissed alliances he's got going.
Putz.
-Jon
Moooooooooooochelle's a size
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:06pm.
Moooooooooooochelle's a size 12??? That's just her rear-end, right?? I think her shadow requires two full-time security guards!
Of course, she was flapping her own jaws about 'calories' and 'kids' the other day............probably before she went and had a 3000 calorie lunch, loaded with grease and oil.
Given the list of Nobel 'Peace' Prize recipients and nominees, don't turn blue holding your breath - and remember, Boy Barry was given the award for what he was GOING to do, right??? Because he hadn't done a damn thing at the time it was awarded.
And also, Jon-E-Boy - the delusional left has COMPLETELY different criteria when it comes to foreign policy 'successes' (or just about any other subject) than anyone with any common sense has.
Her shadow's a size 12,
Submitted by UpNorth on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:37pm.
but, as Blonde has said, and I agree, her "vacation" over the time of Ear Leader's 50th birthday, if his BC can be believed, was more than likely a visit to the local botox/liposuction people's clinic. At least judging by the recent photos.
I doubt that there's that much airbrush air, or brush, in the world to correct what we've all seen.
As the legendary Chester
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:50pm.
As the legendary Chester Burnette - aka Howlin' Wolf - might growl...............'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww man......c'mon!!!
That be BAD!!!! I mean REAL BAD!!! I mean BAD TO DA BONE!!!
WHAT Resume?
Submitted by CobraMan on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:29pm.
What resume would that be, Bill? No one's actually seen Obama's resume, have they? They couldn't, for he's never actually applied for a job in his life!
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
No, you're wrong, Cobra!!!
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:38pm.
No, you're wrong, Cobra!!! Barry DID work at an ice cream parlor over in Honolulu - and his favorite flavor was Neopolitan!!! You know - brown and white and RED all over!!!!
Warning!
Submitted by HardRightTurn on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 2:53pm.
This is your brain on dope. Maher will not die a natural death. Not a threat, just a prediction.
To more fully comprehend the Left, one must read “Leftism As Psychopathy” by John Ray, M.A., Ph.D. Caution, it might scare you a little bit.
http://jonjayray.tripod.com/psycho.html
Classy Bill
Submitted by ClinkinKY on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:00pm.
It would go well with her douchebag named Maher.
Maher is getting creepy...
Submitted by adamsmith on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:05pm.
That joke about the dildo might have worked for this ignorant little bigot twenty years ago. But now that Shill Maher is approaching sixty years of age, the thought of this balding, pasty white, non-muscled, viagra needing, aged Cretin having sex with a woman that looks like Michelle Malkin or a Playboy bunny is kind of gross. As Cheech and Chong said on the Wedding Album many years ago, "It looks like yer Grandfather eating ice cream"...Little Shilly doesn't look in the mirror much, if he did he'd realize he's turning into a gray haired miniature Marxist that no girl would go near unless she charged him $150 first. Sad little Shilly Maher. I suspect the anger comes from not being able to achieve an erection in the first place. Poor little Shilly.....Here Shilly, have another Viagra. Maybe a fifth one will do the trick there, softie......
Hello? NOW? Lefty women's groups? HELLOOOOOO?
Submitted by Annie Ashe Fields on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:46pm.
P-I-G
Maher
Submitted by NewLife56 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 3:53pm.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could use Maher's head as a vibrator up a cows ass?
If I were Michelle's husband
Submitted by gopcongress on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:10pm.
If I were Michelle's husband, I would go to the studio and punch his lights out.
I'm not kidding.
"The news and truth are not the same thing." -Walter Lippmann (1889-1974) FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
I generally grade the
Submitted by ProudAmerican58 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:20pm.
I generally grade the effectiveness of the U.S. President by what he accomplishes in this country, not in others. And if/when I do consider accomplishments in other countries, it's only in how it does or does not benefit America.
We have record high unemployment, deficits, rioting in the streets and uncertainty in both our domestic and foreign policy.
If I were grading Obama, I'd give him a D+...but only 'cause I'm nice.
Maher has no shame, he is a
Submitted by rbosque on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 4:51pm.
Maher has no shame, he is a filthy swine.
Bill Maher at his best is “sophomoric” in its worst sense
Submitted by needle on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 5:49pm.
The people who lap up Bill Maher’s sewage are far too immature to make responsible decisions in general and in the voting booth in particular.
- Looking forward to the self-annihilation of the Manipulated Stories Machine.
I thought he was
Submitted by Prisondog1776 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 5:49pm.
a comedian? That`s humor? I find it to be the high school variety attack when you are losing an argument.
Let's take a look at Barry's 'resume'
Submitted by syvyn11 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 5:30am.
1. All college records sealed.
2. Voted 'present' many times in US senate.
3. Community Orginizor for a criminal orginaztation (ACORN).
4. Didn't complete senate term in the US Senate (not to mention low attendance).
Yeah, a resume like that would make any conservative woman drop their panties. /SARC
We already have a dildo...
Submitted by Dave the mailman on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 6:43pm.
...named Obama. And Maher wants it in him so bad he can't stand it!
Bill Mahers real problem
Submitted by SingingHawk on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:20pm.
Penis envy is Mahers problem, he's jealous because Rachel Madcow has a bigger penis than him.
Obama has NEVER presented
Submitted by jakee308 on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:28pm.
a DETAILED resume.
We've gotten a list of places he says he attended but seen no grade transcripts or record of matriculation or attendance or papers written in support of his grade.
He has supposedly been in positions of scholarship and academe but we've seen no evidence of his accomplishments while so employed.
We have a limited record of his presence in the Illinois Senate OR the US Senate but these records seem to indicate a lack luster and limited participation.
An examination of the books that have been published with his name as author have many reviewers/journalists questioning his participation in those endeavors.
We can't even say that he is an accomplished orator as his reliance on teleprompter technology is extensive and the few times this has been absent, he has failed miserably to impress.
So, NO Bill, a perusal of his resume would NOT tend ANYONE to promote him as being a worthy candidate for emulation or admiration.
If you have any details to add that are not in the public domain, please feel free to publish them and I will be quite willing to revise my opinion.
Backlash?
Submitted by Upland_Patriot on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:44am.
I am sick and tired of this misogynistic POS attacking conservative women! Instead of just "taking it" and saying how inappropriate Bill Maher is, he must be verbally attacked as viciously as possible. I wish Michelle Malkin's husband would kick his wimpy ass, or Palin's husband, Bachmann's etc.
We need to stop taking his crap!
I wish Ms. Malkin went in there and kicked his ass
Submitted by syvyn11 on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 5:33am.
I hear she does MMA. Put Bill in the rear naked choke. He'll tap in moments.
The fact is, Noel, most of the criticism of Obama's foreign
Submitted by Jer on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 5:36am.
policy by Democrats has come from the progressive wing and the far left ideologues.
Regarding Bin Laden, I haven't heard a single foreign policy expert or senior military officer or intelligence analyst or authority on terrorism opine it would have been preferable to capture instead of killing the Al Qaeda leader because of the opportunity for interrogation. I don't doubt that there are a few who hold that view, but I believe they are a very small minority.
Jer
update. I was wrong. The split of authority is closer than I thought.
Be a sport
Submitted by StarAZ on Sun, 10/23/2011 - 2:28pm.
C'mon, Bill--man up. Have Malkin on the show. Oh, that's right--I don't have HBO anymore. Oh, well--I can read about it here...
Family pics
Submitted by LarryG on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 12:37am.
I came across some Maher family pics I thought I would share:
Maher family
http://tinyurl.com/3brf5ll