Schultz: Boehner Is a Lazy, Short-Fused Liar Who's 'More Comfortable On a Bar Stool'
You can tell conservatives are winning the debt ceiling battle by how rabid the commentators on MSNBC are getting.
On Tuesday's "Ed Show," the host told his audience that House Speaker John Boehner (R-Oh.) "lied about President Obama," "ain't real deep," has a "short fuse," is "lazy," and is "a heck of a lot more comfortable on a bar stool" (video follows with transcript and commentary):
ED SCHULTZ, HOST: Boehner held a House Republican caucus meeting twelve hours after he lied about President Obama in front of a national audience. Last night Boehner said something that really caught my attention and the attention of "The Ed Show" audience. Take a look.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
HOUSE SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER (R-OHIO): The sad truth is that the President wanted a blank check six months ago and he wants a blank check today. This is just not going to happen.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
SCHULTZ: Boehner took the same garbage to the real leader of the Republican Party today.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
RUSH LIMBAUGH: What happens when we get to next April when this new trillion dollar line of credit that's being added expires and we're right back where we are today?
BOEHNER: Well, that's -- that's -- that's the point the president's making. That’s why he wants a $2.4 trillion blank check today that lets him continue his spending spree.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
SCHULTZ: Boehner using the Drugster to corral the radical Tea Party element of his caucus? Well, it's not working.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
CONGRESSWOMAN MICHELE BACHMANN (R-MINNESOTA): This Republican will not vote to raise the debt ceiling.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
SCHULTZ: Amen to that. And this hour, the Tan Man doesn't have the votes to get the bill through the House and the President has threatened to veto Boehner’s plan, if it ever reaches his desk. Tonight, Boehner’s plan is on the cutting room floor after the CBO score scored it and showed it cut just $50 billion less than advertised. Once again, they can't add and subtract. The debate is showing Americans just who John Boehner really is. You see, the dude, he ain't real deep. In fact, he's got a short fuse, he doesn't like working very hard, and the Tan Man is a heck of a lot more comfortable on a bar stool or with a five iron in his hand. He's lazy.
Wow!
Can you imagine what Schultz will be saying about the Republican nominee for president next year?
It likely won't be suitable for children.
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Comments
Yeah, Ed, you have a lot of credibility after your tax rant...
Submitted by drsamherman on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:52am.
...of a few months ago emanating from your North Dakota construction business. Either your next ECT session needs increased voltage or your meds are out of balance again. As my IT friend observes, your mouth is T1 and your brain is dial-up.
I have no use whatsoever for Wrong Way Ed...
Submitted by Dave. on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:00am.
...who couldn't find his pecker with both hands and a ten minute head start.
And I have even less use for this idiot, who, unlike Ed, actually has power over all of us.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Well, it looks like the young
Submitted by killa37 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:21am.
Well, it looks like the young whippersnappers (and reality) are forcing Boner to change his tune.......hopefully. And, as far as being 'not too deep', 'lazy', 'short fuse', and 'more comfortable on a golf course'.............I'd say the 'I know nusssssing' Shultze pretty much summed up his boy - Boy Barry.
We'll see what we see, killa
Submitted by Dave. on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 2:51am.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Mirror, mirror, on da wall, yo?
Submitted by Newsbubba on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:48pm.
Sounded like Special Ed was describing himself in that rant.
I still want the MSNBC crowd to show up for the Bar Fight Invitational. Maddow still not allowed.
Obama
Submitted by peteydee on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:59am.
One hard working vacation taking,golf playing,partying son-of-a-biscuit.
Ed the bloviating drunk
Submitted by Kuso Jiji on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:03am.
MSNBC ..... what a line up!
typical liberal*
Submitted by cajun2 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:16am.
When you lack an argument of substance, use personal attacks.
The Socialists are afraid
Submitted by Redrowan2000 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 10:45am.
They are seeing a congress that will stand tall, or break, but will not bend to their ruinous path for this country. The more vile and vicious they get the stronger the Tea Party position becomes. These are trying times but we must not bend.
"Don't let the bastards grind you down."
I defer to Eddie's experience...
Submitted by bigdaddy on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:19am.
...with bar stools and stools in general. His love of all things Oblamer is legend. He's at his best when his veins are popping out of his head and is frothing at the mouth.
well this is new
Submitted by ironhead4099 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:36am.
I finally remember where I've seen this clown before, isn't this the same guy who played Fat Bastard in the Ausin Powers movies?
What's that called
Submitted by MBart on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 2:02am.
when you accuse others of having all the negative traits you yourself have but are in denial of them? Oh ya, projection.
Haha
Submitted by tcm14 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 2:07am.
Well hey, who wouldn't be more comfortable on a bar stool? Ed says that like it's a bad thing.
How do you get 4 liberal men on a barstool?
Submitted by Diesel on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:40am.
Turn it upside down! {rimshot}
Life support
Submitted by Texndoc on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 2:13am.
MSNBC probably is chomping at the bit to pull the plug on this guy and replace him with a younger face like Ezra Klein or somebody (shudder).
How come we can't sit back and celebrate that the formerly ever-present Newsbuster figure Keith Olbermann moved to Current TV and I'm sure has been this abrasive, or better, but has an audience of 3?
or someone smarter
Submitted by almostacowboy on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:42am.
like Rev Al. :-(
Tex
Submitted by ricklail on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:34am.
Let's us be truthful about this. Oberdork had an audience at last glance of 93,000.
Oprah's pal Gale King had 98,000 for her talk show on the Oprah network
IRONY
Submitted by LaVallette on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:26am.
"In fact, he's got a short fuse, he doesn't like working very hard, and the Tan Man is a heck of a lot more comfortable on a bar stool or with a five iron in his hand. He's lazy."
Which part of this does not fit his idol Obi the Least?
Next thing you know, Special Eddie
Submitted by johnsonl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:32am.
will be calling Boehner's mother names!
Special Ed
Submitted by rockyracoon on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:38am.
Is a marxist TV slut.
Facts are like kryptonite to the liberal.
When you are a liberal...
Submitted by packman on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 7:53am.
and you can't win an argument against your opponents, then simply attack them personally.
"...Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread..." ~Thomas Jefferson
Actually...
Submitted by KyWriter on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:25am.
Ed is a lazy, short-fused liar usually found under a bar stool.
He does have the look
Submitted by TexasMom0517 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:51am.
In my opinion, Special Ed does have the look of a practicing alcoholic, so he might want to take a look in the mirror first.
I'm sure that Special Ed
Submitted by UpNorth on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:53am.
has been thrown out of some of the worst bars in D.C., not to mention Fargo.
Ed .....
Submitted by almostacowboy on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:44am.
was confused. Someone asked him what he saw when he looked in the mirror.
If you tied
Submitted by pepperoniprince on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:47am.
an anchor around his neck , Schultz still couldn't sink in a lake. Drive thru please.
Progressive Politics Talk According to Phil Griffin!
Submitted by gruyere cheese on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:50am.
MessNBC is turning into a reality TV talk show......
Pot meet kettle. Kettle, pot.
Submitted by ParalegalGoddess on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 8:57am.
Pot meet kettle. Kettle, pot.
CBO Scores Reid's "Plan" this morning
Submitted by ThisnThat on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:23am.
...And it's $500B short of advertised. 1/2 Trillion!
Let's go back to Ed's comment: "Tonight, Boehner’s plan is on the cutting room floor after the CBO score scored it and showed it cut just $50 billion less than advertised. Once again, they can't add and subtract."
I'm sure someone, tomorrow, will tell us how Ed tore into Reid tonight. Especially Reid's addition and subtraction skills. Right?
__________
“Didn't win the Medal of Honor? Didn't even serve? Then lie about it. We'll support you." — 9th Circuit Court
There's that liberal civility
Submitted by Jack Bauer on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 9:28am.
There's that liberal civility again!
All of the above Mr Obama? --- How about ALL OF THE BELOW, instead.
Tan Man?
Submitted by ricklail on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:26am.
Does that not sound racist to yall?
on a bar stool?
Submitted by OneMarine on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:35pm.
Where I come from, this sort of talk will get the crap kicked out of you. I'd like some "special time" with Shultz, one on one, if you know what I mean. Bet I can make him cry like a little girl.
OM ...
Submitted by Newsbubba on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:57pm.
... can I sign you up for the invitational bar fight with my Happy Hour buddies and the MSNBC "girls." Only rules are that the loser has to pick up the tab, and Maddow is not allowed under any circumstances. She is the only one who really scares the hell out of us.
Most of us are retired, old, and out of shape, but we figure that we can beat the hell out of all the "men" of MSNBC, but we ain't about to take on da Madcow broad.
Time still to be announced since I haven't gotten any offers from the pansy flight to appear yet.
Bet I could make him cry
Submitted by ohio granny on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:32pm.
Bet I could make him cry like a baby if I threatened to slap him off his bar stool and I am a 65 year old grandmother. He is like most loud mouths. He has nothing to back up his mouth. Where I come from we call that chicken sh*t.
You betcha granny*
Submitted by cajun2 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:39pm.
While holding your purse, I'll kick Shultz where it hurts once he hits the floor.
Meet the Captain of the Granny Brigade
We called'em that too, OG.
Submitted by Newsbubba on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 3:39pm.
Lately I've started substituting "Shiite" in all my favorite phrases dealing with Store High In Transit items.
Seems to drive liberals up the wall.
Works for me.
We'll all stand back,
Submitted by UpNorth on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:38am.
OG, because we know you wouldn't need any help, at all. It would take you about 45 seconds to knock Fat Ed on his rear, and the rest of the sissy bois at MessNBC would flee out the door, trampling the only man over there, Rachel, into the sawdust on the bar room floor.
Insults instead of substance
Submitted by Brad90956 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 1:38pm.
My father told me a long time ago when you debate someone you need to back up your point with facts and clearly articulate your argument. When the other person resorts to name calling and insults...you won because that's all they have left.
Shultz clearly has lost the debate.
yo ed
Submitted by D'saredumbpeople on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 2:55pm.
is that your mouth talking or your asshole releasing wind
Man...
Submitted by Zerep11 on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 3:29pm.
Ed Schultz is so pathetically deranged and stupid, he doesn't even realize he's talking about himself.
Geez...!
I watched this blowhard try to write out 4.7 trillion...
Submitted by E.S.Blofeld on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 3:32pm.
He had to be drunk. Ed started to write out "Four . Seven..." and gave up.
Here's a tip Ed-
$4.7 Trillion written on a check looks like this-
"Four Trillion Seven Hundred Billion and 00/100 dollars"
Thanks for giving me a laugh, ED!!!
I think Mister ED could have done better stamping it out with his hoof!
Ha
Ernst
"Isn't it pretty to think that way?"-EH
Mr ed
Submitted by grammajane on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:46pm.
These remarks here about the biggest blow hard on TV are a riot. No wonder fatso drinks all the time after reading all these jokes about himself. Jokers usually solve problems with a beer and a bump which by his alcoholic face, it is obvious he is reaching rock bottom with his booze problem.