Global Warming Rap: 'Yo...We're Climate Scientists'
An Australian television program has decided to advance the global warming myth by creating and airing a rap video called "I'm A Climate Scientist."
For some reason, "Hungry Beast" felt it was necessary to include vulgarity to make its point (video follows with vulgarity-laden lyrics and commentary):
yo....we're climate scientists.. and there's no denying this Climate Change Is REEEEALL..
Who's a climate scientist..
I'm a climate scientist..
Not a cleo finalist
No a climate scientist
Droppin facts all over this wax
While bitches be crying about a carbon tax
Climate change is caused by people
Earth Unlike Alien Has no sequel
We gotta move fast or we'll be forsaken,
Cause we were too busy suckin dick Copenhagen: (Politician)
I said Burn! it's hot in here..
32% more carbon in the atmosphere.
Oh Eee Ohh Eee oh wee ice ice ice
Raisin' sea levels twice by twice
We're scientists, what we speak is True.
Unlike Andrew Bolt our work is Peer Reviewed... ooohhh
Who's a climate scientist..
I'm a climate scientist..
An Anglican revivalist
No a climate scientist
Feedback is like climate change on crack
The permafrosts subtracts: feedback
Methane release wack : feedback..
Write a letter then burn it: feedback
Denialists deny this in your dreams
Coz climate change means greater extremes,
Shit won't be the norm
Heatwaves bigger badder storms
The Green house effect is just a theory sucker (Alan Jones)
Yeah so is gravity float away muther f**cker
Who's a climate scientist..
I'm a climate scientist..
I'm not a climate Scientist
Who's Climate Scientists
A Penny Farthing Cyclist
No
A Lebanese typist
No
A Paleontologist
No
A Sebaceous Cyst
No! a climate scientist! Yo! PREACH!
Interesting how they didn't say a word about Nobel laureate Al Gore's bona fides concerning climatology. He majored in government while at Harvard, dontcha know, and later dropped out of law school. In the undergraduate science courses he took, the former vice president got very poor grades.
I guess that's the perfect background to become the world's leading authority on global warming.
As for America's second-leading proponent of this myth, the head of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies James Hansen has a B.A. in physics and mathematics from the University of Iowa, as well as an M.S. in astronomy and a Ph.D. in physics. He then studied at the Institute of Astrophysics at the University of Kyoto and in the Department of Astronomy at the University of Tokyo after which he began work at GISS.
See any climatology?
Yet, next to Gore, Hansen has been the leading proponent of global warming nonsense in this country since the '80s.
Another so-called expert is Climate Progress's Joe Romm who got a B.S. and a Ph.D. in physics from MIT. Some of his graduate studies were done at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography.
From the media side, ABC's Sam Champion - a leading television personality pushing this hogwash - has a B.A. in broadcast news from Eastern Kentucky University.
Bill Nye "The Science Guy" - another highly-acclaimed media "expert" on this fairy tale - has a B.S in mechanical engineering from Cornell.
In reality, most of the leading global warming proponents in America are not specifically trained in climatology. As such, disqualifying the opinions of skeptics who similarly weren't specifically educated in this field - this author included - is a bit absurd.
If the only people allowed to talk about this subject in print and on the air were climatologists, there'd be hardly any discussion about it which would frankly be fine with me for the alarmists in the media lacking any scientific credentials far outweigh the realists.
On the other hand, Australia's "Hungry Beast" admits to using comedy in its presentations.
Maybe this video was just a joke much like the entire anthropogenic global warming myth.
Yeah...that's the ticket.
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Climate Scientists??
Submitted by Tugboat Phil on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:31am.
No. They appear to be more like Rocket Surgeons.
Oh, well that clears it up.
Submitted by Morganfrost on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:57am.
I have to admit, it would be very hard to argue with the reasoning set forth in that video.
well done but it doesn't prove anything to me.
Submitted by Slimeballcomics on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:26am.
Nicely done. Good production but what's with the language? Why the f-bomb and bitches? It makes it so they won't be able to legitimately play it in schools. Unlike the econ stories did the Keynes/Hayek video that was very tastefully done with good language so it can be played in schools.
Overall, great idea. But not something I would spread around and show my friends if I believed them. Nice try.
I say we start a climate movement to return the
Submitted by Lipton on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:55am.
global climate back to the ice age. I live in the south no problem for me.
Wow.
Submitted by HockeyKid on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:02pm.
Those leftist intellectuals sure are impressive, yo.
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
That is the standard way a lib finishes the "debate".
Submitted by upcountrywater on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:14pm.
Filibuster and oratory. F*** the data.
Oh I guess it's better than that 10:10 video with exploding kids....
As you may have heard, 10:10 made a mistake by releasing a short film about cutting carbon which was supposed to be humorous but in the event upset a lot of people.
Gee I wonder if this video will be a "mistake"?
You Didn't Build That.
These are climate scientists?
Submitted by DaChew on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:27pm.
These are climate scientists? And this is what they're reduced to?
What's the next level down of desperate attention seeking strategies? It's internet porn, isn't it?
But the basic message was consistent: Don’t use the c-word.
Submitted by upcountrywater on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 2:50pm.
The Weather Coalition is a consortium of companies, universities, and associations whose purpose is to advocate for initiatives that advance US weather observation, prediction, and warning capabilities. As part of that effort, they’re trying to organize a caucus of members of the House of Representatives interested in weather-related issues. John Snow, former Dean of the College of Geographic and Atmospheric Sciences at the University of Oklahoma, is one of the people working on this. Two weeks ago, he met with staffers of two representatives from Oklahoma. With both sets, the response was the same: “Don’t talk to us about climate. Now, what can we do for you?”
Lesson one:
Keep your conservative views to yourself.
You Didn't Build That.
Even Obama is a denier, er "former believer" now.......
Submitted by mememine69 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 3:41pm.
The world has walked away from taxing the air to make the weather colder, otherwise known as climate change. Because even Obama himself never even mentioned society's greatest crisis ever in the history of the planet and humanity, i.e. climate change, in his state of the union speech. Bush had his false war….
American IPPC funding was pulled and what did the concerned saintly scientists do when they were snubbed? Nothing. Shouldn’t they have marched in the streets to warn the world not to negate climate mitigation action, i.e. taxes and sacrifice for climate control to make the weather colder? The new denier is anyone who still thinks climate change is a concern beyond the universities lab coat consultants who for 25 years studied the effects (not the causes) of something that never happened, climate crisis from CO2.
RIP Climate Blame. RIP.
Will the scientists and news editors see their day in court for knowingly leading us to a false war against a non existent enemy of CO2 for 25 years of needless and costly panic? Yes most certainly because meanwhile, the UN had allowed carbon trading to trump 3rd world fresh water relief, starvation rescue and 3rd world education for just over 25 years of climate control instead of needed population control. REAL planet lovers and REAL progressives and REAL civilized and loving people were happy and relieved the science was criminally exaggerated leaving a bright future for our children instead of an unspeakable death on a dying planet from evil CO2. The rest of you?
But we know how much you remaining climate doomers enjoyed condemning billions of children to death just to get them to turn the lights out more often but maybe for history’s sake you should stop and take notice.
Call the courthouse.
Scientist?
Submitted by Junk Science Skeptic on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 3:54pm.
Does attending and/or graduating from a college that has a medical program make one an MD?
Um, that would be a big fat NO.
Same goes for schools with an earth science program.
Being a T.A. or guest lecturer in earth sciences, doesn't make one a scientist, any more than being a guest lecturer makes one a Constitutional law professor.
There are about two dozen people in the world who can lay claim to being practicing climate scientists, questions about their methods notwithstanding, and less than a dozen who have done original work in the field, questions of accuracy notwithstanding.
Anybody else claiming the title is just a useful idiot parroting agitprop that they are incapable of understanding.
I'm an effing data fabricator and I receive government grants
Submitted by dbo on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:05pm.
Those of us that follow the climate wars are familiar with the warmists manipulating and massaging data but even James Hansen or Michael Mann would be impressed with this latest gimmick.
Faced with the embarrassing fact that sea level is not rising nearly as much as has been predicted, the University of Colorado’s NASA-funded Sea Level Research Group has announced it will begin adding a nonexistent 0.3 millimeters per year to its Global Mean Sea Level Time Series. As a result, alarmists will be able to present sea level charts asserting an accelerating rise in sea level that is not occurring in the real world.
But we cant cut any budgets
Submitted by Boudin on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 7:19pm.
Because all of the Woman and Children will die,,,,,,,,,,,,, and besides that, it's racist