Elton John Wants to Guest Star on 'Glee' and Sleep With 16-Year-Old Gay Character
By Noel Sheppard | March 15, 2011 | 10:28
63-year-old aging rock star Elton John wants to be a guest star on the hit TV series "Glee" with the storyline that he's the lover of the overbearing coach of the cheerleaders, but he ends up in bed with the show's 16-year-old gay virgin.
This was revealed by the Emmy Award-winning co-star of the program Jane Lynch on Monday's "Tonight Show" (video follows with transcript and commentary):
JAY LENO, HOST: Now, I want to, is there any truth that Elton John will be on “Glee,” is this true?
JANE LYNCH, “GLEE”: I don't know if he'll be on "Glee,” but, he loves the show.
LENO: Mm-hmm.
LYNCH: He came up to me at the event and said that he had had lunch with Ryan Murphy, who is the guy who created our show.
LENO: Right.
LYNCH: He's our lord and creator, and…
LENO: Right.
LYNCH: He pitched Ryan some potential storylines that he could be a part of. He said the first thing he said, “What I'd like to do is perhaps be your lover, but I end up in bed with Chris.”
[ Laughter ]
LYNCH: Now Chris on the show is sixteen, so that would be jail bait, would it not?
LENO: Yeah. That would be. That would not be. Yeah. That would tend to frown on that.
LYNCH: Yes. But I hope he'll be on the show.
LENO: Well, it sounds like him, because, you know, 'cause he’s one of those of those hot and cold.
LYNCH: Yeah.
LENO: “No. Get away.” Or, if he came up to you guys with ideas, that means he wants to be on the show.
LYNCH: Well, that would be great. I mean, I think it would be awesome. Wouldn’t it?
LENO: That would be cool, yeah.
Yeah, that would be awesome and so cool. Let's get a 63-year-old guy on the show that proposed ending up in bed with one of the lead characters who happens to be a 16-year-old gay virgin.
That would be must-see TV.
But the depravity here on John's part goes even further.
If he actually is a fan of the show, he must know that Kurt, the character Chris Colfer plays, is a totally naive, innocent, sweet kid that has no idea what sex is. That includes homosexual sex.
In last week's episode - full disclosure, I'm a huge fan of the show - we found out that Kurt is so innocent when it comes to sex that his gay bestfriend approached his father to have a pseudo "birds and the bees" discussion with his son.
The friend's fear was that Kurt is so naive and innocent that his first sexual encounter could be with the wrong person for all the wrong reasons, and it could end up being unprotected.
Kurt's father then had a chat with his son - pamphlets and all - until Kurt got so embarrassed by it he excused himself and walked out of the kitchen.
So, yes, let's get 63-year-old Elton John on the show despite his desire to end up in bed with this fictitious child.
By all means.
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Ewwww.
Submitted by JohnMcGrew on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:34am.
Just plain creepy.He's perverted......
Submitted by tampamom25 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:41am.
He's perverted......EWWWW!
Submitted by vaboxrboy on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:43am.
I love Elton's early music, but please! make him stop talking already! He really comes off as a crazy old coot!Age of Consent
Submitted by Kingfish17 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:45am.
The age of consent in England is 16. This kid's parents might want to hold off on that passport application.Don't watch the show
Submitted by Tugboat Phil on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:49am.
But from what I've heard, isn't that pretty much the plot line every week? And why did they ask James Lynch instead of Elton John?_______________________
Don't Give Up The Ship!
I don't watch it either
Submitted by Galvanic on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:23am.
I've never seen the show, and from descriptions like these, I never will. But if Elton John wants to play a 60-year-old old gay teacher who uses his position of authority to seduce a 16 year-old student, have at it. Let that image stick in the audiences mind for a while.The First Amendment only applies to some
Submitted by Unsane on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:40pm.
We are not to even comment about the show, even a little. Freedom of speech shall ONLY apply to the artist, or in this case, the producers and writers. Got it.
"CONSUMED DEMOCRACY RETURNS A SOCIALIST REGIME" - Slayer, "Fictional Reality", from Divine Intervention (1994)
Nice Elton...
Submitted by Seashell on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:49am.
what an excellent role model for your new son. /sarcThis really makes me mad.
Submitted by Mazzi on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:54am.
This really makes me mad. Most boys go through a period somewhere between 13 and maybe 16 or 17, where they have "boy crushes". When creepy old pedophiles find these kids, they are easy pickings.PLUS - because society has this "gay is OK" mentality, it seems like kids are having to choose their sexuality at a young age. So, you get some 13 year old boy how comes out as being gay - before he even really knows what the heck he is talking about - how does he later become un-gay (when he realizes that girls really aren't all that scary)?
This is horrible. I don't care what people choose (and yes I mean CHOOSE) to do, but for God's sake, lets not lock them into it when they are still children. And keep that pervert Elton John away from all them!!
Been there, didn't do that.
Submitted by ledurchi on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:22am.
"Most boys go through a period somewhere between 13 and maybe 16 or 17, where they have 'boy crushes'. "?
Since when? That something the newer educational systems introduced?
It may have happened in the past with some boys, but most boys I grew up with did not have "boy crushes". I've never even heard of that belief before.
Role model not crush
Submitted by Radical1979 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:38am.
Actually, I think boys might go through a stage of admiration for a male who is a role model. It's when kids dress and talk like an adult to emulate him. I've seen this in girls anyway. It's a way of learning how to be an adult. Crush is the wrong word, in my opinion. It's a nonsexual role model of the same sex.Swell
Submitted by Blorg on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:02am.
Why this would be just swell. I'm sure all of America would heartily embrace the gay, statutory rape of a teen on TV. It will be a new beginning for NAMBLA. /sarc offI sorta thought the same thing.
Submitted by Unsilent_Minority on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:16am.
Blorg, I envisioned NAMBLA commercials during the show, you know, to help children who may be watching understand that while it's illegal, immoral and disgusting, sex between a man and a male CHILD is part of the "normal, healthy sexual spectrum". And while it may be different, it's OK, at least in the eyes of a liberal.I really like this show too
Submitted by Seashell on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:08am.
I just hope they don't let Elton come on with this storyline and just totally it trash up. Surely they won't.No Surprise here.
Submitted by SnapTie on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:25am.
The Liberals will run to protect the Pedophile like they already did. [Video] Amazing, Democrats voting to include Pedopiles.......http://vodpod.com/watch/1587221-democrats-protect-pedophilesWell they each have to "turn" 1 or 2 so they don't go extinct.
Submitted by Red Jeep on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:26am.
The composer of great music has become a dirty old man.→ Brown Dirt Cowboy
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:32am.
Dirty old man for sure.PC Double Standards
Submitted by LSBeene on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:29am.
In liberal / progressive PC land being a perv is ok. Feminists PC'ers rushed to make Mary Kay LeTourneau into some "misunderstood, un-loved-by-husband" victim - and a movie was made about her affair. Unlike how it is portrayed her victim was not 13 when they started the affair - he was 12. But in the Lifetime movie ("MKL : All American Girl" - can you believe that!?) the actor who played her victim was 19. Progressive / Feminist PC'ers also have "The Vagina Monologues" playing in college campuses. The original script has a vingette called "The LIttle Coochie Snorter Who Could" wherein a mid-20's lesbian gets a 13 year old girl drunk and seduces (if it were a hetero play it would be MOLEST) the girl - afterwards the victim proclaims: "If it was a rape, it was a good rape" PC Liberals defended and still defend Roman Polanski - who drugged, molested, and sodomized (against her will) as 13 year old girl. And if your a gay man **4** times the age of your current sex crush - well, that's ok too. Never mind if it were a hetero man who was picking up naive virgin 16 year old girls - or an actor / singer who was straight and professed a desire for that your career would be over. I could go on - with the stories about how liberal PC'ists defend this crap - but you get the point.I think it's a great idea!
Submitted by Janey on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 11:42am.
And then Kurt's loving father, the gruff auto mechanic, could beat the crap out of him before calling 911 and having him hauled off to jail! I would definitely watch that.Script for a Glee show
Submitted by Kingfish17 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 12:44pm.
Script One: "Elton John as the lover of the overbearing coach of the cheerleaders."
Script Two: "Elton John as the Priest of a local Catholic Church."
Leave everything else in the script identical. Script One is politically correct and acceptable. Script two is politically incorrect and deplorable.
Bad Taste
Submitted by picofaradpjf on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 1:16pm.
Noel, are you sure you want to admit to being a huge fan of one of the worst TV shows in history?!I used to say....
Submitted by almostacowboy77 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 1:19pm.
....that being a homosexual did not necessarily make one a pedophile. I think "Sir" Elton may have put that one to bed.............all puns intended.eeeks
Submitted by xtinct on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 1:32pm.
Just as creepy as the pedophile priests !Gay or straight
Submitted by Marsh on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 1:42pm.
who'd want that old coot for your first time?Not always home..............
Submitted by Tomorama on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 2:19pm.
Just went to his show Saturday night as he does a set with Leon Russell who is a favorite of mine and is being inducted into the R and R Hall of fame tonight BY ELTON JOHN....................
Between this and Jane Lynch being on every five minutes and saying some of the most hateful things about Bush when DADT was BillyBoys idea,
I am losing any goodwill I have for this "community". T
his show was helmed as a young teens/empowering show, it has turned into queer fest with girl on girl dreams............................. boy on boy and stuff like this.
Keep pushing the envelope until someone get's hurt in some way.
The music and underdog themes were a great idea, it has become way to homophobic, but it get's headlines and the "agenda" is pushed.
As parents we control what are children watch at HOME, but...........
Wow Noel :-)
Submitted by shawn. on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 2:27pm.
Wow you are a huge fan of the show? That is awesome. I also love the show. I loved both episodes that Paltrow guest starred on.The true end point of gay
Submitted by LAM SON 719 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 2:57pm.
The true end point of gay rights, child molestation.Depraved freak-a-zoid
Submitted by locomotivebreath1901 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 3:18pm.
But good thing ol' Elton isn't a priest, or the MSM might actually revile him.I'm not willing to take Lynch's word for this
Submitted by Dave. on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 4:18pm.
I'll wait and see what Sir Elton has to say about this before I jump on the Elton John is a Perv bandwagon.
-Dave
I am with you Dave
Submitted by Boudin on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:40pm.
Elton John knows what kind off response this would receive. He has always struck me a a pretty sincere and thoughtful individual.Well, He Did Play At Rush's Wedding Ceremony...
Submitted by TheReal7Sticks on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:48pm.
Is that any way to be treating a fellow conservative like Elton John? Yeah, you heard me, I said CONSERVATIVE. He's said a lot of things and has done a lot of things that drive liberals/left-wingers crazy. I mean, isn't it a cardinal sin for a musical performer like Elton John to be playing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding reception? (http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=37465&keywords=Elton+John) Didn't he criticize his fellow musicians who were boycotting Arizona over the immigration bill? (http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=38362&keywords=Elton+John)
Though, then again, you pretty much treated the conservative homosexual group GOProud like dirt. Guess you are not as big of a tent as you claim to be. And I don't mean "pump tent"!
And FYI: What the Hell does NAMBLA have to do with homosexuals in general? The Catholic Church was just busted YET AGAIN on charges of pedophilia, and they won't allow homosexuals in their belief system. Cry me a river.
Real7Stupids
Submitted by Radical1979 on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 9:58pm.
Elton didn't play for FREE as Rush's wedding. He did it FOR MONEY. He does pretty much everything FOR THE MONEY. Elton John spends like Michael Jackson. I listen to the music of some liberals, doesn't mean I'm a lib. NAMBLA is relevant because apparently Elton John mentioned a story line involving him sleeping with a 16 year character. Get up to speed stupids.Elton sex with teen
Submitted by shilohcool on Wed, 03/16/2011 - 2:48am.
So, Elton John imagines himself on GLEE in the role of an ‘Obi Wan Kenobi’ - pre-destined to shepherd a teen Jedi Knight through the first days of his blossoming power . Didn’t the Vatican recently pay over tens of billions of dollars to show the world that this kind of thinking is a really bad idea? Next time 'Sir' Elton enters the U.S. his laptops should be seized and investigated for child pornography. He sounds like the Bernie Madoff of Man/ Boy Love Association – living in plain sight, yet guilty of terrible crimes. Maybe he and Gary Glitter can share a cell.