Palin and Bachmann Nitpicker Chris Matthews Says Panama Canal Is In Egypt
As NewsBusters has been reporting almost ad nauseam, Chris Matthews spent much of last week mercilessly lambasting Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann with cherry-picked and distorted quotes far afield of their intended meaning.
On Friday, the “Hardball” host got a touch of instant karma when he said the Panama Canal is in Egypt (video follows with transcript and commentary):
CHRIS MATTHEWS, HOST: You know, the great thing about Egypt is it’s its own country. It was always there before there was an America or Britain or anything, there has been an Egypt. It’s like China. It’s a real country. It wasn’t just carved off the map or out of the map by the Europeans, like so many African and third world countries have.
It’s got a real rooted history. It’s not just an Arab country. It was a country long before it was an Arab country -- long before Islam, there was an Egypt. Will it see itself in this moment of chaos as joining a greater Islamic world or is holding to its national identity?
AMB. MARC GINSBERG, FMR. U.S. AMBASSADOR TO MOROCCO (via telephone)GINSBERG: There’s no doubt that the Egyptians view themselves as the center of culture in the Arab and the Muslim world and the center of Islamic learning. I studied there. I used to take classes at the al-Azhar University, which is considered to be the pre-eminent Islamic institution in the Muslim world, Chris.
MATTHEWS: Right.
GINSBERG: And the fact is that there’s enormous pride going back to the history of the pharaohs. The Egyptians embrace their ancient culture. But they’re very dissatisfied with their current regime.
MATTHEWS: Well, let me ask you about the prospects we’re looking at as an American. We’re looking at the map of the world right now and where Egypt sits in the world. It’s so strategically located. It has, of course, the Nile River. It has, of course, the Panama Canal.
Someone must have spoken in Matthews’ earplug, for he corrected himself moments later:
MATTHEWS: It is the largest and only true partner even if it’s a cold peace with Israel. It is, in fact, the key to whatever Middle East peace we’re able to arrange in our lifetime. It always tends to support the moderate forces in - the Suez Canal. It has always supported the moderate forces in that region.
In fairness, I know full well that Matthews is aware of what countries these respective canals reside in.
This was a mistake. People make them.
The problem is that folks like Matthews, who so desperately hate Palin and Bachmann, are hanging on their every utterance looking to pounce on anything that can be twisted and misconstrued to embarrass and defame these conservative women.
As we demonstrated last week, this is even when the comments aren’t nearly as out of line as people like Matthews claim.
Contrary to the prevailing liberal meme, Bachmann did not state last Saturday that the Founding Fathers ended slavery before the Emancipation Proclamation and the Civil War.
Unlike what Matthews reported Thursday, Palin did not say the Russians beat us in the Space Race. Even the perilously liberal Tommy Christopher admitted as much Saturday.
Compounding matters further is folks like Matthews give Democrats a pass when they commit faux pas. Consider all the gaffes and blunders made by candidates Barack Obama and Joe Biden that went completely uncovered during the 2008 campaign.
What Americans have painfully learned in recent years is that when people on the Left err, so-called journalists consider them only human. But when conservatives are caught even coming close to making a slip of the tongue, they’re unfit for office.
With this in mind, Matthews better be darned careful, for if he’s going to demand perfection from conservatives, we’re going to demand it of him.
What's good for conservative geese should be good for liberal gander.
(H/T NB reader Miles Taylor)
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That's Chrissy for ya!
Submitted by Antisocial-ism on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 6:27pm.
That's Chrissy for ya! Talking out of his ENEMA Canal again.
He reminds me of Ted Knight.
Submitted by kg on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:51pm.
He reminds me of Ted Knight.
"DumbAssity of Dope"
Ted wasn't a mean ahole though
Submitted by hbnolikeee on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:58pm.
So krissy squats in a field of his own.
Not Nice
Submitted by JPP on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:59pm.
It isn't nice to insult the dead. Ted may not have been all that bright but Chris is in a class of dumb all by himself.
CWISSY Matthews
Submitted by redhawk on Tue, 02/01/2011 - 4:56pm.
His knowledge of Geography is almost as bad as Schmuckie Schumer knowledge of the Branches of Governmant.. he claims that the House, the Senate and the President make up the US Government... I am surprised he did not claim them to be the Liberal, Progressively insane and Inept Presidency!!!!
Throwing Rocks And Glass Houses
Submitted by stratman on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 6:28pm.
Hey Tingles, when was the war of 1812? Who's the Lincoln Memorial sculpted from? What holiday is a Thanksgiving turkey cooked for?
What a faceboob.
LOL, strat
Submitted by Blonde on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 6:33pm.
I think that one's going to stick around here.
"What a faceboob".
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Well, Dan (or Rick) wrote it
Submitted by stratman on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 4:22pm.
Well, Dan (or Rick) wrote it and you bricked it in with your post. Now i'm adding a little mortar to the mix.
I hope someone tweets Matthews and calls him a faceboob so he'll know how we feel about him.
~It was Dan
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 8:38pm.
Instant classic.
and...
Submitted by DumbCanuck on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 9:57am.
...who's the Washington Monument named after?
"There... Are... Four... Lights!"
Grant's Tomb
Submitted by CobraMan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 11:42am.
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
Guys, Those are advanced
Submitted by stratman on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 4:27pm.
Guys,
Those are advanced questions for Progressives who aren't up on their American history (except that from the Marxist Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States. You're going to have to give Matthews more of a clue for it to be fair.
;-)
PS Zinn's book is a perfect example why we must never let Marxist's write history, let alone American history.
That's easy
Submitted by needle on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:08am.
Booker T. Washington
- Looking forward to the self-annihilation of the Manipulated Stories Machine.
The double standard,
Submitted by tvhall on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:02pm.
The double standard, political correctness and defining evil as good and vice versa. Bill Cosby had a bit about a toss of a coin for battles of history.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGYoCNU5es
The right aparently lost the coin toss at the begining of the TV era.
But
Submitted by Vonu on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 6:40pm.
he can see it from his porch!
Islamic or Egyptian?
Submitted by Redrowan2000 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 6:49pm.
That is the question posed by tingles. do you think that guy being dragged and beaten really cares if their Egyptian or Islamo facist? As a brilliant mind once commented 3rd world countries don't care who runs them as long as the rice is there. Thats all folks. By the way. went shopping the other day and Honest to God there was a kiddie book on the shelf called "Tingled" Guess who i immediately thought of?
"Don't let the bastards grind you down."
All those Egyptians
Submitted by CO2Maker on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:28pm.
You know, if all those Egyptians in Cairo walked over to the Panama Canal and looked across at the Malay peninsula and the Gobi desert, would it tip over when the aircraft carrier landed?
Guam
Submitted by miss911ninja on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:52pm.
I think only islands, like Guam, can capsize.
It should be thrown back in his face
Submitted by Texndoc on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:34pm.
It should be thrown back in his face every show he wants to play the "Bachmann and Palin are so stupid" card, which is every show.
AND...every time
Submitted by Blonde on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:44pm.
he allows the lie "Palin said she could see Alaska from her house".
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The Truth is Worse Than the "Lie"
Submitted by connect4 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:58pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXL86v8NoGkI smell a new sock puppet!
Submitted by Free Stinker on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:55pm.
You've been here nearly 48 weeks and that is your first post? I smell a new sock puppet!
Meanwhile, come back when you know where the Diomede Islands are . . . or when you can name which foreign President govenor Palin hosted in Alaska . . .
Then tell us how much foreign policy experience Carter, Reagan, Clinton, and Bush-43 had when they got elected you stupid dumb-arse.
/// Sarah Palin Fan since July 11, 2007 /// خال
You must be another one of Prissy's twelve viewers
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:01pm.
LOL - Sheesh, they are falling out of the rafters tonight.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
your point?
Submitted by texasborngranny on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 11:56am.
In this interview Gov Palin said, "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." This statement is true.
Perhaps you should study geography from accredited texts, instead of relying on SNL.
Welcome troll
Submitted by Rukus on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:23pm.
Dave will be here shortly to give you a proper welcome. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT tangle with The Vet! You will hurt bad for many weeks. Have fun. : )
Heh,
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:43pm.
I guess somebody didn't "get" my swipe at Prissy.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Canal Confusion
Submitted by Cactus Kurt on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:53pm.
Thriller has a habit of confusing his oral canal with his anal canal.
Hey Chris!
Submitted by Uncle John on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:14pm.
Look at my thumb! Gee, you're dumb.
What a balloon head.
Not only is he gay ...
Submitted by Newsbubba on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 7:54pm.
... he's ignorant!
I'm sure his intentions were good, however.
Yep.................Egypt was
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:09pm.
Yep.................Egypt was there long before Britain or America or any of those other evil white places!!! You can go back into goephysical history and see where Egypt was sitting there, proud and true and honest, and these other white countries hadn't even been formed yet!!! So maybe the Suez Canal USED to be the Panama Canal..........................after all, the Suez Canal was there long before there was ever a Britain or America too, right?? Hell, Leghumper, the 'evil whites' BUILT the damn Suez Canal....................and the Panama!!!!
PS..............didn't it sound like the Leghumper in Love was making a derogitory statement about the Moooooooooooooslems??? Now that's UNCIVIL!!!!!
Mathews Comment Reminded Me Of This Famous Quote
Submitted by John Galt1776 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:21pm.
by KABC's "Superfan" Ed Bieler: "The San Antonio River goes right through the heart of downtown Los Angeles."
Happy saturday night, gotta go, but this was great...
Submitted by Tomorama on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:33pm.
Tingles speak - Europeans are mean old white people who took over countries
They are today's teabaggers according to Pissy Tingles.
EVERY WORD OF HIS and his cohorts WILL BE WATCHED BY US AND WE NEED TO SPREAD THE TRUTH ALL OVER THE WEB.
"Carved out"
Submitted by Diesel on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 2:12pm.
I do believe that the puke said "carved out"....as though the evil whites stabbed, slaughtered, butchered, mutilated, laid waste....etc.
Hey Tingles, I've got a suggestion for you to solve your hatred of being a white/translucent American.....move to the Sudan!
Matthews Corrected Himself
Submitted by Susanmg on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:45pm.
There is the difference. Palin has NEVER admitted an error. Her writers make her look like a fool, and she never bothers to fact check what they out in front of her. Bachmann too. Matthews made a slip of the tongue (how often have you said "Suez Canal" in the past 5 years? and then made it right. Palin and Bachmann, for rich women who could certainly afford the brightest speechwriters around, continue to rewrite history, then make excuses and blame the media for catching their errors. Did Matthews blame anyone? No, and because he fixed it, it is not the issue you want to make of it. But then, the right is all about lying, covering up, and blame. Never about affirmative statements (hey, let's turn that one into cuss words, that will get to the rednecks who send us cash!) or affirmative ideas, being kind, or showing compassion. From Bush's tepid reaction to Katrina and willingness to torture other human beings, to Palin's proudly stated and successful crosshairs map and Bachman's wanting her folks 'armed and dangerous," there is no humanity left on the right. Since so many Americans are in trouble right now, this lack of ideas and heart will cost them big time in 2012. With their bravado and superiority, when they fail to deliver, good luck selling the people again on how much better they are. As they are so find of saying, "elections are easy, governing takes work." So instead of the bickering, get to work.
I guess they don't teach paragraphs in government reform school
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:23pm.
Conservatives have a lack of ideas?
Dismantling ObamaCare and reversing Obamunism seem like two pretty good ideas to me.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
No to paragraphs
Submitted by ckc1227 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:48am.
How to be ignorant, however, is clearly a focus, lol.
The Panama Canal and Chrissie
Submitted by NotFondOfLibs on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:42pm.
Ah, come on Susie. You know darn well that if Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann had said that, Chrissie Mathews would have been all over it like a cheap suit. So, how about you taking a moment to realize that George W. Bush is no longer President. Therefore, you can let up on the Bush bashing, because that's about all a little snotnose cretin like you has. Do the world a favor and go get a hairdo and be quiet. Oh, one more thing for you to ponder, Susie. Obama voted "present" 130 times in the Illinois State Senate. No much to say for a guy who is definitely not a leader by any measuring stick. Get outta here, Susie.
Shopworn Susie
Submitted by Thunder Lizard on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:46pm.
Susie your points are all shopworn. They've been dissected and proven wrong many, many times on this site and others. "Crosshairs on a map" "enemy territory" all done by the Democrats BEFORE the Tea Party ever exisited. "Armed and dangerous" when read in context of Bachmann's WHOLE statement is clearly a metaphor, but it is easy for folks like you to parse and twist words.
But then you got yourself so ratcheted up you missed even the whole point of the article. Again, you folks have to yelp about Bush and Katrina because you can't deal with the present. It isn't that Matthews made a mistake of misspoke. And he really didn't correct himself did he? He just said Suez the next time. In order to correct himself, he would have said, "I misspoke I meant Suez Canal." The issue is Matthews EXCORIATES others for misspeaking, and uses it as a political club to imply people are idiots. That was the point
"hey, let's turn that one into cuss words, that will get to the rednecks who send us cash!" Susie, you obviously read from your leftist talking points here, but didn't you hear the president's message about civility? Where's your affirmative ideas, kindness and compassion in this post? This is pretty snarky talk and I'm not a "redneck" but that's your clear implication.
OMO!
Submitted by Blonde on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:10pm.
One post, with a plethora of talking points.
We knew the infestation of trolls and sock puppets was going to be bad, but this looks like the worst outbreak yet!
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Me thinks...
Submitted by Rukus on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:25pm.
We have his/her/it's azz covered. Lol! Maybe you could sic a nice gator on him, just as a hint...
Sure he corrected himself...
Submitted by Chupacabra on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 7:21am.
15 seconds after he shoved not only his foot, but half his leg in his mouth - and his fact checkers whispered into his earpiece that he screwed up.
Pot - Kettle.
Chris would never let this go if Palin or Bachman would have said it. Lets just hope the next time Chris interviews Bachman and he starts one of his disrespectful rants at her, she asks him how his Geography 101 class is coming.
So, who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
Submitted by acaiguana on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 8:04am.
ACA
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
This is going to turn into a running gag for tingles.
Submitted by DumbCanuck on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 10:04am.
See above post.
"There... Are... Four... Lights!"
Susan
Submitted by Lipton on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 10:08am.
Your post is not about compassion. it is about liberalism. Dress it up all you want to, bu it doesn't work anymore. You don't believe in compassion. You just use that word so you can like you are morally superior. You simply aren't. I can tell by your continuing rehash of events that have been debunked many times, but you still cling to them like a life raft, and try to club everyone else with you moral superioroity. Your are not superior. You are stunted. Rather than thinking for yourself, you let others do it for you and then hide behing this "compassion" disguise.
Drop it. We don't buy it. You just want to dig into our wallets like every other liberal for your own pet projects.
Are you nuts?
Submitted by acaiguana on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 3:22am.
ACA
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
Susanmg, that is classic,---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:54pm.
unmitigated, head-up-your-arse, liberal bullshit.Yeah, MD, I read that post
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:59pm.
Yeah, MD, I read that post and at first I was wondering if it was some kind of 'send-up', but it dawned on me that it probably WAS a serious attempt at making some kind of sense............. but I haven't found the sense yet.
Look MD*
Submitted by cajun2 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:04pm.
Ms susanmg has been an NB member 1 yr 26 weeks and this is her very first glorious troll post. We have been witness to something special. Well, except for the same lib lying talking points that have been dropped here over and over and over...
Little Susie
Submitted by miss911ninja on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:09pm.
If she joined a year and a half ago, that gave her plenty of time to mature into the knowledgeable and sophisticated 14-year-old she is today.
You mean like that great old
Submitted by killa37 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 12:49am.
You mean like that great old Everly Brothers hit - 'Wake Up Little Susie'????
Wake Up
Submitted by miss911ninja on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:12am.
The movie's over, it's four o'clock, and we're in trouble deep!
I gotta hand it to ya.
Submitted by killa37 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:29am.
I gotta hand it to ya. ninjie-poo...............for a young woman, you know a lot about the classic music from the early days..................or, as I once misspoke - from the anals of history!!!
Hey Daddy-O
Submitted by miss911ninja on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 2:30am.
Killa, you're so sweet! "Young woman," LOL!
Like I've said before, I'm sure I must have heard some of the earliest rock and roll when I was a babe in my crib in 1956. I've always loved the Everly Brothers type of stuff. I just thought of one of my favorite really old tunes by an obscure band called Joe Bennett and the Sparkle Tunes. The song is called "Black Slacks."
"Hey Daddy-O, when I put 'em on I'm a rarin' to go!"
Jeez Ninjie - you're KILLING
Submitted by killa37 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 3:01am.
Jeez Ninjie - you're KILLING me!!! I liked that song.........especially the 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' between the verses!!! Go and listen to the 'punk/echo' of Gene Vincent and the Blue Caps......or the breathless intensity of any Little Richard record..........or the 'dirty' sound of Link Wray in 'Rumble'. Hell, I even poked a hole in my amplifier speaker back in high school to get that thick, gritty sound!!! My friends thought I was nuts. And I had all of the Everly Brothers 45's on Cadence Records - lavender label. I still play some Everly's with a couple of my friends, and it sounds good.
I don't think that modern studios can replicate those sounds - it's all too technical and advanced these days - and they don't seem to be able to capture that 'live' sound that was prevalent back in the early days of recording.........plus, in those days, the artists HAD to be able to deliver the goods, which doesn't seem to be a prerequisite these days, since the technology can make anyone sound as good as they need to be.
Black Slacks
Submitted by miss911ninja on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 3:15am.
I know what you mean. The musicians and singers had to deliver the goods on ONE track!
BTW, I said "Sparkle Tunes" but I meant Sparkle TONES." I never owned the record, but I used to call up the oldies radio station and request it from time to time!
Well I'm gonna call it a night. TTYL.
killa---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:04pm.
While I understand differences of opinion, I am inclined more and more to place credence in the statement that liberalism is a disease. A serious malady of the mind.md
Submitted by bkeyser on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:02pm.
A year and a half lying in wait and this is the best she could come up with?
wow.
bk, cajun---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:12pm.
I really do think that the Obama is "all things good" mantra has rusted out, and his ship of state has slipped it's moorings; resulting in so many of these troll attempts to resurrect his and their glory days by bashing any who don't see the aura of gold surrounding the Messiah. It is to laugh.elections are easy*
Submitted by cajun2 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:12pm.
"governing takes work"...No kidding Ms Mathews. Showing up here covering for the lefty cheerleader may require some preparation. I have posted this link numerous times here at NB just for new trolls like you. Can you count Ms Susan?
"elections are easy, governing takes work"..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses
md,
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:58pm.
LOL - She must be one of Prissy's twelve remaining viewers.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Either that,
Submitted by UpNorth on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:26am.
or she's the offspring of a Hollywood employee who's gone and not missed, at all.
Modern Day Egypt
Submitted by Kingfish17 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 8:56pm.
Mathews is abysmally ignorant of the history of modern day Egypt. Of course, the Nile delta region has a rich cultural history that should be revered by modern day Egyptians. But the current country of Egypt was created in the 1920s by those evil "Europeans" from Great Britian, because of the defeat suffered by the Ottoman Empire in World War One.
"You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas...on the taxpayer’s dime." Barack Obama
Apparently Rick Sanchez
Submitted by bkeyser on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:05pm.
Apparently Rick Sanchez taught Crissy geography.
You mean because of the cold
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:11pm.
You mean because of the cold Iceland volcanoes over here in warm Hawaii??? It's a good thing he's not trying to teach the Leghumper the metric system.............
Stupid Chrissie
Submitted by NotFondOfLibs on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 9:32pm.
I can understand how a stupid, liberal wimp like Chrissie Mathews could put the Panama Canal in Egypt. After all, this is a guy who seems to feel guilty about being a white person whenever he discusses Obama. I pity the woman who has to depend on Mathews to protect her from a knife wielding thug. He is the walking version of a pink taco.
Dave---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:23pm.
a die-hard liberal for sure, that Susie Q.
I get to thinkin' I am a decent wordsmith, then I read NotFondOfLibs' "snot nosed cretin", ThunderLizard's "Shopworn Susie", ninja's "Something Special Susie", and realize, while LMAO, that not only does NBs sport some sharp conservative posters, the humor aspect goes right off the charts at times.
cajun links up info that blasts the part of susie's post referencing "get to work" as a sneer at Republicans, out the door, up the street, and into a commercial dumpster.
The most incredibly damning evidence showing that a lib like susie is a robo-droid, as opposed to being a thinker, is the length of time she has been around.
Over a year, lurking and loitering, and then she posts liberal gar-bazzh, assuming, apparently, that it will be received as gospel.
Some of our conservatives swatted her BS away like she was an annoying mosquito.
Come to think of it,---
MD
md,
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:50pm.
LOL - Actually, I was thinking susie was more of a shiny green fly, orbiting about a pile of steaming you-know-what.
And I'm curious about the "mg" in her SN.
I wonder if it means milligrams of something that would get you arrested.
It would explain much. :-)
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Well, Susie Q, or Wake up
Submitted by killa37 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 1:36am.
Well, Susie Q, or Wake up Litte Susie, or Susie Darlin'..............hasn't made a peep since her first run-on constipated statement of non-sequiter lib talking points. Maybe we weren't too 'civil' with her...........I think we need to 'level the playing field'.............and 'strive for better equality'.......and offer some 'affirmative action'........and 'give peace a chance'.................I"d hate for her to think that we are being rude!!!!!
What can one say???
Submitted by OldJoe on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:35pm.
Maybe call him Panama Chrissie?
Different letter
Submitted by jon_torlin on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:38pm.
Call him Panama Prissie. Keep the consonants the same for clever alliteration.
-Jon
That takes too long
Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:06am.
just call him PP for short?
We Are The 53%
susanmg
Submitted by Mike F on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 10:41pm.
Just a question for you suzy, when is the last time you mixed-up the great wall of chine with the berlin wall? for a guy who claims to be so worldly seems a little odd to make such a mistake.
just saying.
Dave---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 11:01pm.
How about mg = monosodium glutamate?
Lord knows the woman has to be fairly salty to put out such liberal crap on a conservative site. :o)
MD
Lets Play Chris' Game
Submitted by donabernathy on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 11:13pm.
"It was always there before there was an America or Britain or anything"
Bwahahahahahahaha... Come on Chris....... America was here Before Columbus Discovered it.... The operative word is Discovered.... Columbus didn't make America... It was already There (Here, depending how ya look at it)... How Frigg'n dumb are ya..... Haven't ya heard of the Indians.... you know the ones with the Feathers not the Dots...you jerk... England Was there too... except the inhabitantrs didn't call themselves Brits...... you dope.... And Here's a newsflash ya idiot... The first people That inhabitated the area that is now known as Egypt ..didn't call themselves Egyptians.... Bwaahahahahahaha... haven't ya ever heard of the Neolitic period and Predynastic period... How empty is that Balloon Head of yours...... And now a lesson on the Panama Canal... It ain't in Egypt.... which I am sure your Staff screamed into your ear peace as soon as that retarded statement rolled off your fat tongue. It's In Panama..... Hence the Name Panama Canal......Bwahahahahahaha...... and was dug and built by Americans and Given Away by Your Idol Jimmuh Carter... who until your man crush Barry Obama came along...was the worst President of the United States Evah.
roflmao
donabernathy - one of the best Matthews put downs evah!!
Submitted by acaiguana on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 8:12am.
A truly great skreed. I'm impressed.
The Liberals like Matthews actually think we are so stupid and ill-educated (and why not as their system is actually the one educating the kids today) that anything their silly little minds comes up with is fair game.
A POX on all of their houses.
ACA
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Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
Donabernathy...
Submitted by stratman on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 4:41pm.
That would be beautiful retort to Tingles' nonsense.
Donabernathy
Submitted by Model850 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:13pm.
Wanna make Matthews scramble doing research on the Web?
Ask him "What was the highest mountain in the world before Mt. Everest was discovered?"
That should keep him busy for a while.
Monica Crowley - Obama Plagiarized The Slogan Win The Future Fr
Submitted by im41 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 11:33pm.
Monica Crowley - Obama Plagiarized The Slogan Win The Future From Newt ...WTF
Submitted by phryingphish on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 12:58am.
I personally love Obama's new slogan.....WTF?
I want the T-Shirt AND the button!
It's not the same
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 4:36am.
Matthews mixed up the Panama Canal and the Suez Canal. Yes. He made a simple mistake. Michele Bachmann said that the founding fathers helped end slavery, that was not a simple mistake. Sarah Palin said that the launch of Sputnik in 1957 collapsed the USSR, that was not a simple mistake. Bachmann and Palin are just truly ignorant. Why don't they know elementary school history? Matthews mixing up the names of the two most famous canals in the world is not a big deal. These two women, knowing less American history than my 11 year old daughter is a really BIG deal.
Amanda Carrington
goldwaterfan
Submitted by sentry_99 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:02am.
Do you suffer from a brain injury that erases your memory over night? I'm thinking "50 First Dates" style. You spout this same type of nonsense yesterday, get handled and show up today like nothing happened. I am of course giving you the benefit of the doubt (I know, I know) in assuming you are not just being willfully ignorant.
What are you talking about?
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:12am.
I got handled yesterday? By whom?
Amanda Carrington
Where to start???
Submitted by sentry_99 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:17am.
Obviously you didn't bother reading the article you posted in yesterday that discussed both womens comments in context. You didn't seem to respond to any other posters that took you to task for your comments (I'm surprised you are doing so now). I myself took you to task for your comment that the USSR "basically surrendered" the space race. Maybe you should get some help with your history from that 11 year old you mentioned.
THe USSR did surrender
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:44am.
Did they even try to reach the moon? No. We whooped their butts.
Amanda Carrington
Yeah they tried idiot
Submitted by sentry_99 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:51am.
They put the first man and woman in space, the first spacewalk, the first soft landing and had mapped much more of the moon much faster than we did. If that doesn't sound like trying to reach the moon, I don't know what does.
They lost
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 6:05am.
They didn't really try. We tried much harder and we won. That is the point . We were superior. Are you denying that?
Amanda Carrington
Yep, we were superior
Submitted by sentry_99 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 6:19am.
How did we beat a country that was ahead of us in the space race most of the time? Maybe because we had more money? How you could think a country that spent billions on the space race "didn't really try" is beyond me. Think spending billions on a space program and not on your country could be a contributing factor to the downfall of said country??
They DID reach the moon first.
Submitted by CobraMan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 12:05pm.
Actually, the Russians DID reach the moon far ahead of the US. They just never wasted their time and effort on a manned landing. They sent probes instead. They even had the first LIVE television view of the lunar surface thanks to the first robotic rover ever to sample the surface of a non-terrestrial body, affectionately known as the "tank," which, indecently, traveled over 35 kilometers, which is the greatest distance of ANY non-terrestrial rover to date.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
Got that right CobraMan, The Soviets almost made it back with
Submitted by upcountrywater on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 4:12pm.
Moon rocks, almost...Luna 15
You Didn't Build That.
Yep, CobraMan. Took me all
Submitted by stratman on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:47pm.
Yep, CobraMan. Took me all of 10 seconds to look up "Soviet moon" on Google and find this:
yellow water fan
Submitted by Mike F on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:31am.
You have miss-quoted both these ladies. The definition of ignorant is
1.lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.
2.lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: ignorant of quantum physics.3.uninformed; unaware.
4.due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.
you kinda fit this discription. Do some research, come back after you educated yourself and we will see if you post the same miss-information. if you do we have another definition for you. Now get to work and don't come back without the facts please. we don't suffer fools well here. thank-you.Show me
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:51am.
First of all, stop distorting my Screen name. Next, tell me where I have mis-quoted these severely uninformed women.
Amanda Carrington
No, urinewaterfan, the link
Submitted by bretzysdude on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 7:19am.
No, urinewaterfan, the link to the articles is way up there in the main Chris Matthews article.
READ THEM, peepeewaterfan!
P!ssywaterfan
TTYwaterfan
And go to bed! It's late, yellowsnowfan!
yellow water fan
Submitted by Mike F on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 5:55am.
do your home work.
What does?
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 6:02am.
What does this have to do with MSNBC? We are talking about the idiotic comments of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin.
Amanda Carrington
No, we're talking about the
Submitted by bretzysdude on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 7:25am.
No, we're talking about the double standard. Do you not get it, head o' urine?
Well goodness, PeePotPete---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 8:04pm.
or, if you prefer, Au-H2O electric oscillating instrument, or fanatic with username alluding to long gone Senator Barry from Arizona, or if you continue to insist, goldwaterfan, why not just state unequivocally how jealous you are of, and how much you dislike, do not care for, or actually hate, M.B. & S.P. - ?
I didn't use their real names because I didn't want to cause you to leak goldwater upon yourself.
MD
He Loses It
Submitted by miss911ninja on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 8:22pm.
You may be giving Pee Pee too much credit Matthew, because "leak" implies some degree of bladder control. I'm thinking he loses it entirely.
yellow water fan
Submitted by Mike F on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 6:10am.
start your home work here:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2011/01/27/tea-party-leader-b...
come back after you educate yourself
What are you talking about?
Submitted by goldwaterfan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 6:54am.
Any Ideas?
Amanda Carrington
It means, you're dumber than
Submitted by bretzysdude on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 7:23am.
It means, you're dumber than a sack of rocks, urinehead. Did your ideas go down the toiiet along with your pee?
yellow water fan
Submitted by Mike F on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 6:16am.
by the way, chris matthews old boss, jimmy carter gave away the panama canal.
like I posted earlier, it's like getting the great wall of china mixed-up with the berlin wall.
How about some reparations?
Submitted by DontFeedTheTrolls on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 7:18am.
I am oh, so glad, that Egypt celebrates it's 'real rooted history'. Especially the part about how they, Africans, forefathers of todays Egyptians, created the slave industry thousands and thousands of years before America was even thought about and shared it with the whole world. Now we know who to blame.
Post War Buddies
Submitted by CobraMan on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 11:50am.
"It is the largest and only true partner even if it’s a cold peace with Israel."
So that's why Egypt crossed the Suez Canal in 1973 with tanks, guns, and bullets. They just wanted to say HI to their partners; the Israelis.
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus. The US Supreme Court
Or Anwar al-Awlaki.
"It wasn’t just carved
Submitted by RR GOP on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 12:19pm.
"It wasn’t just carved off the map or out of the map by the Europeans, like so many African and third world countries have."
Idiot. It was under British Imperial rule for a long time...did Chrissy Boy ever hear of the Battle of El Alemein? What does he think the British Army was doing there exactly? Ever see Gallipoli, Chris? In particular the scenes where the Australians were training in Egypt and playing on the Pyramids?. Egypt used to extend into what is now northern Sudan. Its current borders were defined by the European Imperial powers just as every other border (except maybe Madagascar-an island) in Africa was.
Also, this moron was looking at an electoral map about four years ago and Chris had difficulty in naming several of the western states.
But this is what passes for intellectualism amongst the Libtards and their elite. They simply make up stuff as they go along, rewrite history and so on, and proclaim how knowledgeable they are. Their minions are appallingly clueless when it comes to any real knowledge about anything so they are themselves unaware. To them being "well-read" means reading tripe written by other Libtards.
"Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism it's just the opposite."
"All that Communism needs to make it successful is for someone to feed and clothe it."
a smart man-never opens his mouth-
Submitted by JIMMY1660 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 2:21pm.
until he knows whats coming out-and what affect it will have.
Liberals-emotion controls the mouth, say whatever, and then say that not what i meant,
A$$holes.
Hey, Matthews.... Who's
Submitted by Cowboy on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 3:45pm.
Hey, Matthews.... Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
troll
Submitted by compguytracy on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 10:49pm.
susie slut, you are the weekest link, fuck civility, you ignorant slut, to quote snl, bash bush, wow, original, only been out of office 2 years, and apparently no president has succedded him to take fire for all the screw ups since nov 2008, because its all been rainbows and sunshine since, im guessing. also, do you remember the 2000 election?? florida in the crosshairs!!! al bores unsuccessful attempt to steal the election?? long before you knew there was a fricking alaska, much less sarah palin. get original, wheres the jobs? wheres the economy? wheres the recovery? answer that before you bash bush one more time, asshat.
"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?" Orwell, 1984
Ceteris paribus
compguytracy
Submitted by 26CX on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 10:56pm.
Surely a college educated person like you could put together a post that accurately conveys your strong emotions about someone's opinion without using that kind of language.
If nothing else, doing so will help keep you from being banned.
~If you think
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 11:04pm.
that you can get away with sexual slurs towards a female poster just because she's a moonbat lib, you've got another think coming. You won't see it coming, but it will.
Bru, kind of funny that this
Submitted by Radical1979 on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 11:17pm.
Bru, kind of funny that this compuguy techie doesn't know how to reply to a post directly. I'll be watching this one, looks like plant.
Rad,
Submitted by Dave. on Sun, 01/30/2011 - 11:30pm.
Yeah, I thought I smelled rotten vegetation.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
~Rad
Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:17pm.
While you've got your binos out and your camo on, keep an eye out for bosco1123, it's OddJob/protocol_9/Syrius back again. He feigned departure last night, but he doesn't usually give up that easily.
You impress no one.
Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:36am.
The only thing worse than a troll is a plant like you that fails horribly at making a good point.
Go back to skrewl at think progress and don't come back when you have learned to be a better plant.
We Are The 53%
College educated compguytracy---
Submitted by matthewdean on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 12:03am.
Try to get the money you paid to matriculate, refunded, as quickly as possible.
You wuz robbed.
"weekest" link.
"succedded".
No caps.
Improper punctuation.
"Ceteris paribus".
Whazzat stand for?
Did you mean "Etcetera pair of buses"?
Run over by two big yellow school transportation vehicles again and again?
Even if that were the case, using the F bomb is not cool.
MD
addictions
Submitted by student of Jane... on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 6:00pm.
Ronald Reagon had alzeimers, and George Bush is an Alcoholic, and Obama is addicted to cigarettes, Bill Clinton was a sex addict, and Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict.........
So far no addictions for Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton, may they be nominated and make history as a Woman President and Vice President.
If they ran together - SLAM DUNK !
Ask for a refund.Opps Welcome to NB-2.Student of Jane Elliot.
Submitted by upcountrywater on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 6:08pm.
:-)
You Didn't Build That.
Nice placement of "is" and "was" there
Submitted by SickofLibs on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 6:26pm.
And Hillary IS addicted to power, so that leaves Palin.
→ Student of Jane
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Thu, 02/03/2011 - 6:34pm.
I guess it's possible a Democrat woman can succeed following in on the coattails of her man.
Funny how Democrat women are that way.