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Bill Maher Uses Brett Favre's Penis Sexting To Bash Sarah Palin and White Men

By Noel Sheppard | October 16, 2010 | 09:49

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Bill Maher on Friday used Brett Favre's penis sexting incident to bash Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and white men.

During the "New Rules" segment of HBO's "Real Time" concerning this disgusting matter, Maher said it demonstrated "how pathetic and clueless white American males have become because the kind of guy who thinks there are women out there who just cold want to see your c--k is the same kind of guy who thinks Sarah Palin is swell and tax cuts pay for themselves."

From there, the so-called comedian went into a vulgar, six minute monologue bashing Palin - who he called a "MILF" as well as a "traditional idiot housewife" - white men, and all things conservative (video follows with transcript and commentary):

 

BILL MAHER: Finally new rule -- if a woman rejects your first dozen advances don't up the ante by sending her a picture of your penis. This week we found out that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre allegedly tried to get with a young woman by sending her MySpace messages, voicemails, notes through a friend and when none of that worked and when it was third and long -- though not as long as most of us would have imagined - he decided to sext her pictures of little Brett to close the deal. You know, Brett, I get it. Your dictionary doesn't include the word quit or retire or married, but you've got to at least understand punt. 

You know the worst part about having sex with Brett Favre? He keeps saying he's finished and then he comes back to drag it out for another year. To me this story really isn't about sports or sex or how necessary caller ID is. It's about how pathetic and clueless white American males have become because the kind of guy who thinks there are women out there who just cold want to see your cock is the same kind of guy who thinks Sarah Palin is swell and tax cuts pay for themselves. I will explain that connection further. But first let's just dwell for one more minute on how stupid it is to forget that in 2010 when you text someone a picture of your genitals, you're not just sending it to that person but to every person on the planet who has access to the internet. Somewhere right now there's a tribesman in Samoa thinking, Brett Favre is texting a picture of his dick to a woman? That shit never worked. And he's right. No one in the history of mankind has ever wanted to see a picture of a penis. Go back to the earliest cave painting. The very first one is of a cock and after that there all antelopes and sunrises.

But for some reason men persist. Why? And here's what we're getting to, because men have always been in charge, especially white men. Brett Favre is like a lot of white males. He's owned the world for so long, he's going a little crazy now that he doesn't. Also like many white men across the country, he lost his job to a Mexican. 

And if Brett Favre's penis could talk, what would it say? Well, other than no photos please, I think it would say, I'm not a witch. I'm you. Because for hundreds of years, white penises were America. White penises found America. They made the rules and they called the shots, in the workplace, in the home and at the ballot box. But now the unthinkable is happening. White penises are becoming the minority. 2010 was the first year in which more minority babies were born than white babies. This is what conservatives are really upset about. That the president is black, and the Secretary of State is a woman, and every shortstop is Latino, and every daytime talk show host is a lesbian. And suddenly this country is way off track and needs some serious restoring. If penises could cry, and I believe they can, then white penises are crying all over America. And that's where this crew comes in. The lovely MILFs of the new rank. And their little secret is that their popularity comes exclusively from white men. Look at the polling. Minorities hate them. Women hate them. Only white men like them. I'm no psychiatrist but I do own a couch. And my theory is that these women represent something those men miss dearly: the traditional idiot housewife. 

If an election between Obama and Sarah Palin were held today and only white men could vote, Sarah Palin would be president. Did you know that in 1788, when there were 4 million people in America, only 39,000 of them, the rich white men, got to vote? That doesn’t sound good to you? Well, what I if threw in a picture of my cock? 

Which brings me back to Brett Favre, and I think it is worth noting that in one of the alleged photos of Mr. Favre, he is pleasuring himself on a bed while wearing Crocs. And if you think about it, is there any better metaphor for the sad state of America today than an over the hill white guy lazily masturbating in plastic shoes?

Disgusting. Can you imagine a comedian doing this kind of a presentation tying a white football star's sexual indiscretions to Democrat women such as Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi? The National Organization for Women would already be demanding an apology from Maher and HBO.

Of course, what we have found in recent years is women bashing is quite acceptable in America today as long as those women are Republicans.

On a more contextual note, Maher was once again playing fast and loose with the facts. The idea that Palin's support only comes from white men is nonsense. A CBS News poll from April found 28 percent of men view Palin favorably as opposed to 36 percent who didn't. This wasn't all that different from the female ratio of 21 percent to 40 percent. 

As for how minorities feel about Palin, I couldn't find any poll reporting such and wonder where Maher got this opinion from.

Yet this negative view of female politicians is by no means exclusive to Palin and conservative women. As Salon reported October 8:

One problem is that powerful female politicians tend to be divisive, to say the least. In a New York Times/CBS poll from the summer of 2007, Hillary Clinton was viewed unfavorably by 42% of registered voters. She polled as high as 46% unfavorable before that. (Gallup had her at 50% unfavorable.) Everyone also began hating San Francisco liberal Nancy Pelosi once she became Speaker of the House.

All these women have been relentlessly demonized by their political opponents. And for different reasons, they're all pretty easy targets.

"Relentlessly demonized." Yes, I'd say that's exactly what Bill Maher and his ilk have done and continue to do to Sarah Palin.

As a final note concerning Maher's loose use of questionable statistics, there were actually only 3 million people in America according to the 1790 census. As for the small number that voted in our nation's first presidential election, only ten of the thirteen states participated as North Carolina and Rhode Island were ineligible having failed to ratify the Constitution; New York failed to appoint its allotment of electors.

Maybe more importantly, only six of the ten states that participated in that election actually had a popular vote. The other four had only electors cast ballots.

As such, Maher's use of our nation's first presidential election to bash "rich white men" was as factually-challenged as it was disgraceful.

But that shouldn't surprise us about Maher who is famous for never letting the truth get in the way of an attack on a conservative. 

*****Update: Ann Coulter points out more Maher idiocy via e-mail --

He said Favre was upset – and did something only a white guy would do, send a pic of his penis to a girl – because like most white men, his job was taken by a minority. Then Maher showed a picture of Mark Sanchez as the minority who took Favre’s job.

Mark Sanchez was accused of RAPE! RAPE!

Yeah, only a white guy would do something so vulgar as send a pic of his penis to a chick.

For those that have forgotten, Sanchez was accused of rape while a freshman at USC.

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Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters. Click here to follow Noel Sheppard on Twitter.
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This guy is one more sick

Submitted by ricklail on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:18am.

This guy is one more sick puppy. How do you get from sexting to Sarah Palin? This fool's hatred of Sarah Palin and other conservatives is going to devour him one day.

By the way Faurve has a lot more class than this guy. I bet he would like to sniff Faurve's jock and is afraid to ask.

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Maher is the new Letterman...

Submitted by adamsmith on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:02am.

Maher is turning into another David Letterman. His stuff was never really funny, and twenty years in, his schtick is tired and at his age the views he espouses are that of a Liberal college freshman who has no idea what he's talking about. He's an immature commie wannabe bomb thrower. His show sucks worse with each installment. Keeping him on is starting to work out for the Conservative side. He's so far left that centrist independents think he's a nutjob. He's awfully obsessed with penis, I think he might have spent a little too much time with his father as a child in the toolshed. It would explain a lot....

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Maher's cork?

Submitted by Newsbubba on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:27am.

Actually, I'm beginning to think that he doesn't even have one! I'm thinking that he gave it to Maddow for her addadiktome operation.

This is the most racist rant, and sexist rant, that I have seen in a long time. If a conservative comedian gave the same skit and replaced "white man" with "black man" and good looking women with (barf) Pelosi, and Hillary, etc, he would have been fired before the show closed and never work again.

Comrade Bubba
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I'm Mad as Hell

Submitted by IrateNate on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:50am.

Turning into another Letterman....If only Maher could turn into another Howard Beale...

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Maher's rants

Submitted by okiehawk44 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:11am.

Is Maher needing some PR? Seems we are hearing a lot from him lately and seeing a lot of him on Larry King. Is this a sign he is desperate for attention or is he just ranting because he's emotionally disturbed? He is not funny nor enlightening. He's just angry and repetitive.

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Maher's been in touch with his Inner Penis . . .

Submitted by Galvanic on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 4:11am.

. . . since he and Gloria Allred found each other through  eHarmony.

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The main thing wrong with Palin is she's a Republican....

Submitted by Geez Louise on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:16am.

BTW: Did Maher mention Tiger Woods? Maher's rants say WAY more about him that those he rants against. Or it could be just a simple case of penis envy. Nothing like announcing that  to the world. 

Geez Louise
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Geez, I think you're onto something

Submitted by 26CX on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:47am.

It almost certainly IS penis envy.  I'll bet that Maher has tried sending pictures of himself to women but he is so, how shall I say it, diminutive that nothing was visible in the text message.

"But my advice to you can be summed up in two words: Thicker skin." - Jer
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Sure glad it is only the tea

Submitted by Okieflyover on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:20am.

Sure glad it is only the tea party that is hateful. Anyone tired of being told we are the hateful ones when maher and bear are out there? Hey I just figured out their names were so close together. I get it now. It all makes sense.
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Every week Maher

Submitted by sam12663 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:29am.

becomes more and more irrelevant.

This kind of commentary has worn thin with the majority of Americans, and in reality, his appeal does not reach much beyond anyone over the age of 25. It goes beyond political ideology with Maher; for all of his obnoxiousness, first and foremost, he is a businessman. He has zeroed in on a segment of the audience he knows will not challenge his uninformed and false claims, and which can afford him the most financial gain. In other words, he is a typical liberal; he uses people to enrich himself. 

Liberals lie, it's what they do.   
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Scroll through fast

Submitted by Texndoc on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:32am.

That's a lot of writing about Bill Maher and a SIX minute video clip?  No, not today.  I don't think so.

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Bill Maher - Grotto Gollum

Submitted by Cool Arrow on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:33am.

So this is the same Bill Maher who slathers his scent all over the Playboy Mansion playing out  these fantasies he claims to see in others?

First smeller's the guilty feller, I'd say?

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Yup

Submitted by RESTLESS 1 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:29pm.

Seems to me that the ones consumed with thoughts of penises are the liberals.

George Hill had pictures, er, pop up, when his sexts were discovered. He is Black. How does Maher square that one?

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but, but you can't be offended

Submitted by katiejane on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:38am.

 he's a comedian  Isn't that the standard liberal excuse for this POS?

Only liberals are entitled to be indignant over sexist, racist stuff. /s

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Not exactly.

Submitted by yutsnark on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:06am.

It's fine to be offended by satire.  In fact, probably every piece of political satire from the beginning of history has rubbed its target the wrong way.  Remember "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift? 

 

No point criticisng a satirist for his bias.  He is supposed to be biased.  Better to either ignore him (he thrives on publicity) or send some of the right wing guys to comedy school.  William F. Buckley Jr. though not a professional humorist, had an astounding wit, which he used to devastating effect.  I doubt anyone will ever take his place.

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he has gone beyond satire

Submitted by colt4548 on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:13pm.

While I agree with most of the comments about satirists. Bill Maher has gone beyond.

 Satire is a valid form of debate, and has been so throughout history. But, never has a satirist gone from talking about issues to passing judgement on the ordinary citizen who is on the other side of the issue. The Goal of the satirist is to convince people his viewpoint is the correct one. He does this by using the debate tactic of elevating the issue to the point of absurdity to prove the validity of the other side.

 Bill Maher merely says that he is smarter than you and you had better vote the way he wants you too.  How is that satire? How does that convince anyone of anything? He doesn't even lead by example. ( he likes higher taxes so he should set an example and give 90% of his money to the gvt.)

 When one elevates himself to the almighty, ( like most celebrities and journalists have) the citizen needs 2 things: A way to fight back, and a way to punish it .

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You raise some interesting

Submitted by yutsnark on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 6:06pm.

You raise some interesting points.  I surely don't see Maher's monologues as intended to persuade the opposition, or even the undecideds.  So you're right that this form of satire would fail as a debating tool. 

But wouldn't you agree that the bulk of modern political broadcasting (including the internet, I guess) -- is somebody with a strong opinion, preaching to the choir? 

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he has gone beyond satire

Submitted by colt4548 on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 2:13pm.

While I agree with most of the comments about satirists. Bill Maher has gone beyond.

 Satire is a valid form of debate, and has been so throughout history. But, never has a satirist gone from talking about issues to passing judgement on the ordinary citizen who is on the other side of the issue. The Goal of the satirist is to convince people his viewpoint is the correct one. He does this by using the debate tactic of elevating the issue to the point of absurdity to prove the validity of the other side.

 Bill Maher merely says that he is smarter than you and you had better vote the way he wants you too.  How is that satire? How does that convince anyone of anything? He doesn't even lead by example. ( he likes higher taxes so he should set an example and give 90% of his money to the gvt.)

 When one elevates himself to the almighty, ( like most celebrities and journalists have) the citizen needs 2 things: A way to fight back, and a way to punish it .

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Rant on, dude

Submitted by Galvanic on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:43am.

I'm sure Maher and his small audience -- which I guess is dominated by leftist, self-loathing  white American males like himself -- think that he is on the cutting edge of political and social commentary.   Within their circle, it's considered hip.

I think they ought to air Maher's rant on Good Morning America, The Today Show, Oprah, and other shows.   Expose Maher (in pun intended) for what he really is.  And don't bleep out the phallic references -- let 'im rip.  

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Self-loathing?  I've never

Submitted by yutsnark on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:14am.

Self-loathing?  I've never seen a guy who looks so pleased with himself.  Except maybe Limbaugh, jumping up and down at that convention.

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Self-loathing for sure

Submitted by Galvanic on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 1:34pm.

Having been indoctrinated with the ideology of the Left, white male American Maher looks at  "social class" he was assigned to by birth, as the root of all evil.  To compensate and curry favor of the Left, he attacks the Leftist stereoptype of white male Americans.

One might suspect that perhaps he resents being born white, male, and American.  I suspect that he just thinks the world would be better if white male Americans were all like him.

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Maher must have....

Submitted by spepper on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:45am.

......."mama grizzly envy"-- because he surely does mention her a lot! I bet she thinks something like, "Gee, thanks for the free publicity again, Bill!"

In the words of Ronald Wilson Reagan: There he goes again!

And to put this nonsense into context: it's an HBO PRODUCTION

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maher

Submitted by charlietexas on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 10:49am.

Simple...takes one to know one. He may be the biggest white d--k on the planet

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This is liberal humor?

Submitted by Tomorama on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:03am.

I think this gutless, spineless and clueless liberal pussy is actually jealous of Stewart and not so much Palin and those "idiot housewives".

As for the idiot housewife, how many of us grew up in a house where their dad worked two jobs to support their WHITE FAMILY and that "idiot housewife" ran the rest of the show while the WHITE husband was working?

I did, and I respected my Mother and FATHER BIG TIME FOR IT.  

This FN ass-clown couldn't hold a candle to either of them.

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"Most Intelligent Show On TV"

Submitted by Anneke9 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:10am.

... that's how 3 of my acquaintances described Maher's program.  Did I mention that all 3 are public school teachers? Oh yeah, one is an elementary school principal.  This is why you should be home schooling your children.

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~I am

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:51pm.

I also cook, clean, sew, raise chickens, grow my own vegetables, and knit on occasion.

And this "idiot housewife's" IQ is 148, Mr. Maher. Put that in your bong and smoke it.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Very impressive

Submitted by 26CX on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 7:51pm.

Mensa material.  Excellent.

"But my advice to you can be summed up in two words: Thicker skin." - Jer
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cl4 I'm sure you could whip

Submitted by Radical1979 on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 6:40pm.

cl4 I'm sure you could whip Mahr's a$$ with one arm tied behind your back.  Well, so could my French Poodle, but still...

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Boy, that is some really sick

Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:14am.

Boy, that is some really sick sh*t!!! I could imagine what would happen if I gave the same rant in front of a group of people............except I could never lower myself to the level that this twerp wallows in. Ol' Donkeyface really seems to have some serious issues with being a white guy......especailly an ugly, puny, angry white guy. Maybe he ought to team up with Michael Moron for his next book..... and call it 'stupid, ugly, puny, fat white men'..............

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Maher has a "thing" for Palin

Submitted by MCLANTIERE on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:30am.

Bill Maher clearly has a "thing" fir Sarah Palin. You rememer guys like him in high school --- a girl like Palin would NEVER give Maher a tumble ....  what's she see in that Todd-guy, anyway?? Since he'll NEVER have her --  and he's WAY too obsessed to simply FORGET her and MOVE ON ...  instead he'll try to destroy her reputation.

 

That liberal women have a favorable opinion of someone like Bill Maher, shows just how disingenuous and dishonest these people can be. Their rage has nothings to do with women's rights, animal rights, and common civility --  it has every thing to do with IDEALOG SOCIAL UPHEAVAL.

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You're on to something, MC.

Submitted by Newsbubba on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 3:01pm.

Liberal women only like "gelded" men like Maher. They prefer their "males" to be more like Maddow. A real man scares the hell out of them!  

Comrade Bubba
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Liberal women and their men

Submitted by 26CX on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 3:09pm.

Liberal women don't like their men to have bigger 'nads than they do.

"But my advice to you can be summed up in two words: Thicker skin." - Jer
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Ah, this raises the scholarly

Submitted by yutsnark on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 5:53pm.

Ah, this raises the scholarly debate to a whole new level.

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As if Mahr's remarks were in

Submitted by Radical1979 on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 6:04pm.

As if Mahr's remarks were in any way, shape, or form, scholarly?

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Uh, Bill...

Submitted by IrateNate on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:43am.

"It's about how pathetic and clueless white American males have become.."

Uh, Bill?  Last time I checked, you fall into the "white American male" catagory, even though most believe it would be more accurate to file you strictly under "pathetic and clueless".

So Favre behaved like an idiot.  It is unimaginable, however, that even someone as twisted as Maher can connect this with Palin.  What a sad little man Maher is.

I can almost sympathize with him.  Living with the misguided belief of being morally and intellectually superior to all others must be tremendously difficult.

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Twerp and a jerk

Submitted by Tomorama on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:46am.

He may be mad that Brett borrowed his plastic shoes that he "likes to use" and never returned them.... 

Smacked around in High school and the popular Palin types ignored him and the BIG white football players shoved him in lockers so it all makes sense.

The black players picked on him too, but he "understands why" as a progressive thinker.

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Im sending

Submitted by bobbys on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:08pm.

Im sending pics of Bill Maher from now on.

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I just

Submitted by StarAZ on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:18pm.

I just write it off to Playboy Mansion grotto water poisoning--and the man seems to have some issues with women, esp women who would not give him a second glance.

 

 

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I guess I am pathetic and clueless...

Submitted by beauxdog on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:25pm.

"It's about how pathetic and clueless white American males have become because the kind of guy who thinks there are women out there who just cold want to see your cock is the same kind of guy who thinks Sarah Palin is swell and tax cuts pay for themselves."

I guess I am pathetic and clueless...

I am a white American male...

  There ARE women out there who like to look at genitals.  Google "male strippers" and see what you get...


Sarah Palin is swell...
 
JFK, Ronald Reagan and George W all proved that tax cuts pay for themselves...
 
As for Salon...
 
"Everyone also began hating San Francisco liberal Nancy Pelosi once she became Speaker of the House."
 
Nobody knew who Nancy Pelosi was UNTIL she became Speaker.  By Salon's logic, everyone should have hated her long before she became a household word because she was a powerful woman.  But no... people didn't start hating her until she proved on the national stage what a power hungry, manipulative witch she is.
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A question about this wonderful new interface...

Submitted by beauxdog on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 12:28pm.

Why can't the preview and post display my message as I wrote and formatted it?  Why do I have to go through hoops to try and get paragraph breaks where I want them... without leading characters... after having to "preview" a jillian times adding ctrl-enters here and taking them away there and it still not be consistent?

 

 

This is a pain in the arse.

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Apparently Maher is

Submitted by Barack_must_go..... on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:01pm.

Apparently Maher is still suffering emotionally from what must have been unbearable sexual abuse , at the hands of his own mother as a child...... as tramatizing was the fact that his beloved father , simply sat back and watched. 

Equally mentally debilitating is the fact that Bill's penis is only the size of one half of a Mike & Ike candy.......and that is only when fully erect.

These demons, along with the embarrassment of his days ( 20 years after it was cool ) hanging around in " The Grato " at the Playboy mansion, swallowing the spunk filled water, just hoping it would help him grow.......it did not.

Not once being asked , by a playmate or another fellow, if he'd like to remove his speedo and get down to business also didn't help.

Maher graduated to the Bunny Ranch , once more and not for lack of trying, could not get anyone , girl or boy, to nibble his baby carrot.

The flamboyant way Maher speaks of sex, especially his fantacizing over the male genitalia can be directly traced back to these early days in this poor bastards life.

It has been rumored Bill is so obsessed with his lack of manhood, he actually attempted, within minutes of his announced death, to purchase Michael Jackson's  penis and balls with the hope of himself become the first successful cock & balls transplant recipient in the world.

Since that unorthodox scheme ended in failure, Bill is seriously considering becoming a woman. He already suffers from monthly PMS and has even begun to bleed, although from his ass.

I never could stand to watch him perform , knowing behind all the inappropriate jokes, etc. was this pathetic pile of shit of a man, most likely soon to be woman, just crying out for help.

Barack_Must_Go.....

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Maher is a Hater

Submitted by rwnewsnut on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:02pm.

What does Maher think he is contributing to the discussion with this rant?  What is really upsetting is a large share of his audience must be made up of 'white males'.  Does he not think he has just insulted them?  If they're not insulted, that says a lot about the intelligence of his audience.  But that in itself explains it.  You would have to be stupid to listen to this guy.

What is really confusing is why CNN is pushing this guy so much.  Maher was on every night with John King last week.  The hypocrites were OH so offended at Rush calling the President a  'jackass';they  were outraged at the coarse language.  LOOK IN THE MIRROR MAHER.  It isn't hard to look  up YouTube footage of Maher calling President Bush a 'moron'.

If Maher is as intelligent as he imagines himself to be, he would be presenting a better content of anlysis and discussion on his show.  But that would take real intelligence.

BTW  Has anyone else noticed how much longer and droopier Maher's nose is getting with age?  I noticed the difference on YouTube.

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loser maher

Submitted by jetsgiants on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:08pm.

he lives in all white neighberhood   ,so who the hell is to judge.i know he is to scared to come to my hood oh i forgot except to look for drugs

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Dana Loesh

Submitted by ProudAmerican58 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 1:33pm.

Does anyone know if she went after Maher for this disgusting rant against conservative women or did she just sit there laughing and trying to look cool?

That's just my opinion; I could be wrong. -- Dennis Miller
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Never mind...

Submitted by ProudAmerican58 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 2:41pm.

I just watched the after show discussion online.  I love Dana, but she didn't make a dent with her argumentation.  In all fairness, those 5 libs she was surrounded by didn't give her chance -- they all (especially Sharpton)  pulled the race card on her -- but she sure tried.

Note to Dana:  When they pull the race card regarding the perceived dirth of  people of color the GOP is running, remind them we conservatives judge people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin!   (I say this as a woman of color who has only ever felt comfortable and accepted when surrounded by my fellow conservatives)

That's just my opinion; I could be wrong. -- Dennis Miller
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I don't know why a 'classy

Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 2:50pm.

I don't know why a 'classy broad' (now that's bound to irritate somebody!!!) like Dana Loesh would even go near Ol' Donkeyfaces' show.........he stacks his show in his favor, and that includes the audience. And Ms. Loesh is way too elegant to jump into the cesspool.

The only types of conservatives that could, or should, go on this puny little insecure white man's show are the totally bold, brazen, devil-may-care, intelligent yet off-the-wall types.......who can dish out some serious sh*t and be ready to recieve similiar treatment.........maybe a guy like Ted Nugent.....or a couple other's who's names escape me at the moment.

Of course, I don't think the drug-addled child molester would want to have anything to do with them......out of fear and loathing.................

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Although I think it would be

Submitted by ant on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 3:06pm.

Although I think it would be beneath him, I would love to see this idiot go toe to toe against someone like Walter Williams. Mr. Williams would make a complete fool of Mahrer and no doubt have his mic shut off.

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Yeah, and ol' Donkeyface

Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 3:46pm.

Yeah, and ol' Donkeyface couldn't complain about Williams being a white guy, either!!! Or Thomas Sowell, for another. Hell, I don't care about the color.......I just couldn't see Maher going 'toe to toe' with ANY self-confident conservative. That's why he needs his show and his lackeys to 'get his back'. Plus, if he doesn't agree with them, he can tell them to 'f**k off'...............

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First of all, I thought

Submitted by ant on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 2:49pm.

First of all, I thought Mexicans weren't taking white (and black) men's jobs, that was the meme. Oh well, I guess whatever works for the point they are trying to make this week. Second of all, why should Maher be upset about a picture of a d**k, we see his picture all the time.

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Yeah, but the libs don't see

Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 2:55pm.

Yeah, but the libs don't see all of the racial and sexual and gender insults that he has managed to squeeze into just a few minutes of vile bile!!! All they recognize is the slurs against white men, conservatives, and Sarah Palin......so it's all OK.

And we don't call him Donkeyface for nothing......and that is the backside of the donkey...........

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Looks like little Billy is

Submitted by Kat Outta the Bag on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 5:47pm.

Looks like little Billy is obsessed with a woman way out of his league...

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A big-time liberal with a potty mouth.....

Submitted by tampamom25 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 7:11pm.

How utterly sad and pathetic that this man who probably has an average IQ has decided to use it to peddle filth and degradation instead of actually adding to any discussion with logic and reason. Maher probably gets his opinions from his own depraved mind.  As for "traditional idiot housewife" I defy Maher to do what stay-home mothers do every day, with love and affection for their families.  He would implode after the first week.  My mother stayed at home and my father was able to be the provider for our household. I have been a stay home mom for 40 years, raising five children, homeschooling and proud of it.  He has no idea what he's talking about, and he's a filthy pervert.

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First, it sounds as if Mahr

Submitted by Radical1979 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 7:27pm.

First, it sounds as if Mahr has experience with this type of sexting and it hasn't turned out well.

Secondly, I am so sick of these liberals saying white people are mad because a black man is the White House, blah blah blah.  Who put him there?  WHITE PEOPLE!!

The anger is between tax paying people and people who get entitlements.  Working people are sick of carrying those who chose not to work on their backs.  Those people who chose to have families they cannot pay for, and expect taxpayers to pick up the tab.

Proud member of the 53%!
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These morons never see their

Submitted by ant on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 8:19pm.

These morons never see their own hypocrisy because you can't be a liberal without also being a hypocrite. At one point, he says white men don't like the fact that a black man is President and a woman is Secretary of State, so by that logic we can assume they hated Condeleeza Rice for being black and a woman. If I remember correctly, Bush picked a hispanic man for a judgeship and they hated him too, as they hated Clarence Thomas. RAAACCIIIIISSSTSS!!

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Please, Bill--do that routine again.

Submitted by Mike Bratton on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 8:13pm.

Word.  For.  Word.

In front of Todd Palin.

--Mike

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And after that

Submitted by 26CX on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 8:19pm.

They can go hunting together...

"But my advice to you can be summed up in two words: Thicker skin." - Jer
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He'd have to change his pink

Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 8:37pm.

He'd have to change his pink pampers..............

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This particular observation on Maher's part....

Submitted by samhermanmd on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:02pm.

....is a Freudian's dream of a lifelong billing for all of the related issues........WOW..............

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It's a given: All minorities hate Palin

Submitted by nkviking75 on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 9:20pm.

"As for how minorities feel about Palin, I couldn't find any poll reporting such and wonder where Maher got this opinion from."

Silly Noel.  Palin is a conservative and a Republican.  Therefore, no poll is needed to prove that Palin is a racist and not one member of a minority in America has a favorable opinion of her.  (sarcasm off)
  When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

“Always love your country — but never trust your government!" -- Bob Novak (1931-2009)

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

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Hmmm

Submitted by CO2Maker on Sat, 10/16/2010 - 11:38pm.

Let's see: Bill Mohair uses another man's penis to hit on Sarah Palin?

 

Did he rent a room from Joe McGinnis last year?

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He has his own psychiatrist's couch!

Submitted by FauxToesHopper on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 12:02am.

I'm no psychiatrist but I do own a couch.
Of course he does. He spends so many hours on the psychiatrist's couch that it is cheaper to buy his own.
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Just one punch

Submitted by gfrrman on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 1:47am.

is all it would take.  Easy to say, like all libs when the object of their AFFECTION is not there to defend.  D'bag, coward...I'd like just one shot....and I'm not a violent guy, but just one....

"Socialists eventually run out of other peoples' money"...Margaret Thatcher

"Eventually, Socialists run out of other peoples' money...." MARGARET THATCHER
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This blog has elicited lots

Submitted by yutsnark on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 5:52pm.

This blog has elicited lots of violent fantasies.  Wonder what that's about.

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So who exactly....

Submitted by notinstl on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 9:03am.

...does maher think he is scoring points with?  He bashes his own racial/gender category?  Isn't he a white guy?  So, is he showing to his liberal elite friends that he is SOOOOO enlightened that he bashes his own kind?  What kind of weird cult is that?

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Bill Maher " the comedian "

Submitted by sarge329 on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 9:56am.

Maher was funny, when his show " Politically Incorrect " was on. Let's see, how long ago was that? Since then, he's just become another angry would-be comedian, starved for attention. In his world, a rant about another man's penis and referring to Mrs. Palin as a MILF deserve screams of delight and a round of applause. Here in Literalville, if one man talks about another man's penis, it better be in a clinical setting, such as a doctor's office. Otherwise, questions will arise.  As far as Mrs. Palin goes, yes I find her quite attractive. I also find her intelligent, charming, witty, strong-willed. Those are all qualities that will take her a long way. My wife knows I feel this way. Doesn't bother her a bit. We'd both vote for Mrs. Palin in a hot second. I think Maher is felling insecure and just a little jealous. 

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Bill Maher " the comedian "

Submitted by sarge329 on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 9:56am.

Maher was funny, when his show " Politically Incorrect " was on. Let's see, how long ago was that? Since then, he's just become another angry would-be comedian, starved for attention. In his world, a rant about another man's penis and referring to Mrs. Palin as a MILF deserve screams of delight and a round of applause. Here in Literalville, if one man talks about another man's penis, it better be in a clinical setting, such as a doctor's office. Otherwise, questions will arise.  As far as Mrs. Palin goes, yes I find her quite attractive. I also find her intelligent, charming, witty, strong-willed. Those are all qualities that will take her a long way. My wife knows I feel this way. Doesn't bother her a bit. We'd both vote for Mrs. Palin in a hot second. I think Maher is felling insecure and just a little jealous. 

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Irony of ironies. Who the

Submitted by lotr on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 9:53pm.

Irony of ironies.

Who the hell is he trying to kid?  Bill Maher is one of "the white penises in control"!

I doth think that he speaks for himself in this maniacal diatribe.

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