Red Eye's Robot Theater Rips Garofalo, O'Donnell and Olbermann

Greg Gutfeld and the "Red Eye" gang struck back at comediennes Janeane Garofalo and Rosie O'Donnell Wednesday for their attack on Fox News hosts last week. 

As NewsBusters reported, the pair were on O'Donnell's radio show last Tuesday bashing Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Greta Van Sustern, and Brit Hume just to name a few.

With this in mind, Gutfeld and Company decided to use Robot Theater to demonstrate what Garofalo and O'Donnell must have discussed that evening after the interview.

Making it even more delicious, the Robots shared their infatuation with MSNBC's Keith Olbermann (video embedded below the fold with transcript):

ROBOT JANEANE GAROFALO: Hey, Rosie. That was a great show tonight. You really brought the meats to that Andy Fox News sandwich.
ROBOT ROSIE O'DONNELL: I could not have done it without you Janeane. If you were gym class, I'd do you first thing every morning.
GAROFALO: I love gym class. Sometimes I think I would have made an awesome gym teacher. I'm rather large and enjoy the delightful stench of a locker room.
O'DONNELL: Well, I think you would be the greatest gym teacher ever. You would look awesome holding a clipboard.
GAROFALO: I would have the sweetest whistle. It would be made from an old Ani DiFranco record.
O'DONNELL: Or a "Xena: Warrior Princess" DVD.
GAROFALO: You're the bestest friend I've ever had.
O'DONNELL: I like you, too. You look like a male version of Keith Olbermann.
GAROFALO: Keith Olbermann is awesome.
O'DONNELL: Totally awesome.
GAROFALO: I want to have Keith Olbermann's baby and live in a tree.
O'DONNELL: I want to marry Keith Olbermann and eat hummus off her naked chest.
GAROFALO: Do you like hummus? I have hummus back at my place.
O'DONNELL: Anything with chickpeas is fine with me.

I couldn't agree more.

Some falafel anyone?

Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard, Associate Editor of NewsBusters, passed away in March of 2014.