if his movie was worth an Oscar, this poem should get him the Nobel for literature.  I'm fairly sure that even if he didn't write it, nobody else would step forward to take credit instead.

He's starting to remind me of the boss on "The Office" -- either crazy or stupid, but nobody's brave enough to call him on it.

What a brown-nosed mutant!

(Barf.)

.....that the American public hasn't figured this guy out.  This is truely sickening and insulting to my intelligence.  Come on!!

Contempt prior to investigation is ignorance.

Tears are streaming down my face so fast that I might dehydrate. But not from reading the poem. But because of what  complete road apples that Harry Smith and the other Goralites have become.

Did they stencil "President Gore" on the back of that director's chair, too?

A continent sinks
Only to rise again
In time

He is smarter
Than his sheep
His fortune secure

SMITH: Wow. I'm so glad you read that. I was, really, I'm very happy...

GORE: Thanks for asking me. I was really really high when I wrote it.

SMITH: I'm happy to hear it in your voice. Can we get high later and you can read it again?

GORE: It's very difficult to decline invitations such as yours, but it's an unfortunate inevitability of the growing influence of the climate crisis message ....

(They are silent for a moment and then both burst out laughing)

GORE: Of course! Oh man, you have to hear it when you're on peyote, I read it to Bubba when we were tripping and he started freaking out, man.

Was this a man crush moment??? not that theres anything wrong with that....lol

lol

*BLETCH*

This is the same stupid poem he read to some reporter, isn't it? Oh my. This is insane! An idiotic poem about the earth dying is being read on TV. Are the schools going to start reciting it? I actually won't be surprised if some teacher makes their kids memorize this thing.

   Harry Loretta Smith

Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth...

Al Gore, standing on the sidewalk, looking at his faked nobel peace prize standing in the window. Harry Smith, one of the dumbest journalists alive, standing next to him, looking at it in awe:

Al Gore: It's a Major Award!
Harry Smith: Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
Al Gore: What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it!
Harry Smith: Damn, hell, you say won it?
Al Gore: Yeah, mind power, Harry; mind power.

At a younger age, Al Gore plays Ralphie:

R-Al-phie has to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun is the best gift in the world. His chance comes when the teacher, Mrs. Harry Smith, assigns the students to write a poem: How to survive in a Global Warming World. As R-Al-phie turns in his poem, he imagines Mrs. Smith giving him an A + + + + + , and being carried off on his classmates' shoulders as a hero.....

My vision, of course, is him being carried off in handcuffs, but heck, that's just me -- the way all my movies end.

__________
"mmm, mmm, mm. Barrack-Hussain-Øbama↓." - The liberals coolaid drinking song

My goodness.It's hard to believe this is real.We are in some strange times.

AG: Is that a rainbow your wearing Harry, or are you just glad to see me?

The Debate We Never Had

Rub a dub dub

Thanks for the snub,

Al Gore.

. . . and from Mrs. Galvanic:

There once was a man named Gore,

whose cheesy ole poem did us bore,

When talk would begin

he'd declare "The facts are all in

so we won't discuss any more."

Reminds me of the pandering teacher in KinderGarten ... and all the teacher's pets clamoring to please them by any means.

said Harry..........................................as he pulled out his favorite Kevin Jennings kit for lovers and the two proceeded to roll around on the floor together.

Ah, nothing more uplifting than true love.

Albert, Lord Goreyson, Poet Lameate.

Normally one would say "don't give up your day job Fat Al. "

But as that job is trying to destroy the American economy, and return the world to the stone age, whilst enriching yourself, I'll say please do... and concentrate on lameass, kindergarten scribblings instead.

He ain't a poet and he doesn't know it.

"Those who promise us paradise on earth never produced anything but a hell."
Sir Karl Popper, Professor of logic and scientific method; Philosopher.

Hippies are snapping there fingers.

I was waiting for Harry to go over and start making out with Gore-a-suarous.

Oh please get that image out of my head! 

Liberalism: The haunting feeling that someone, somewhere, can help themselves.

Looked like Gore was cooing into the wanton ears of Harry. Their eyes gazing upon one another. Why, one could almost make a case that they alone brought about a slight increase in the earth's temperature. 

oh please! how tacky is this.. this gets my vote for worst media bias!

JAJT