Any word yet on what it would cost to slap him upside the head?

"What a revoltin' development this is!"

Chester Riley

Yeah, I guess those utility bills for his lefty ruling-class elitist abode can get pretty confiscatory, particularly with a cold winter heading our way.

I wonder how many idiots will pony up?

-Dave

Our elected representatives have failed us.  

Apparently, he's produced a list of "services" and their corresponding prices:

To shake his greasy, clammy hand: $1,213.00

To give him a backhanded b***h slap: $1,500.00

To give him a "Glasgow Kiss": $5,000.00

To urinate on his leg: $10,000.00

To defecate on him (he calls this "mulching"): Free.  The perv likes it, I guess.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

This charlatan gets sued by the investors in his scam carbon trading company.

ALGORE, the head Algorian alien from the planet Hotair, should not only not get any takers for his handshake and photop, but if anything, he should be REFUNDING at least that amount, per taxpayer, for all the tax burden he was responsible for creating as Vice President (and voting member of the Senate by default, remember)--

The Village idiot convention will attract all the scientologists and soothsayers.

$1,213 is chump change for a neurotic to invest in the future.

 While he is shaking their hand the need to keep an eye on the other hand reaching for their wallets .... Ponzi Schemers and Pickpockets they arent all that different

_______ Him and the Unicorn he rode in on

 How much to give him a Sicilian Necktie?

Each $1200 for a handshake goes toward buying an energy efficient light bulb for a starving child in Africa, or as Al Gore refers to them, "The folks we used to call 'colored' on my daddy's tah-bakky farm." 

Everyone here needs to ease up on this man.  All it takes is one look at him and it's obvious to see that he puts his money where his mouth is.  His girth demonstrates that he is a one man effort to consume as much carbon as possible and remove as much as he can from the environment.  I'd would guess he has removed a net 5 pounds of carbon per year for the last 30 years or so.

First of all they should rescind Big Al's phony ill gotten and undeserved Peace prize and then they should throw Big Al in the proverbial slammer after convicting him of perpetrating fraud on the American people for knowingly deceiving American citizens, and also the whole World, regarding this hoax called Global Warming. His Inconvenient Truth movie turned out to be riddled with many very convenient "lies" yet the lame stream media still gives him a veritable 'pass' even as he continues to spread his propagandist lies to the public. It is utterly shameful what Big Al has turned out to be after losing the 2000 presidential election whereupon he apparently became a bitter "sore loser" and is taking his vengeance and wrath out on the whole of America and the World by creating this "sham" called Global Warming. His math is so fuzzy (and he knows it) that he won't even debate real scientists in person who happen to question his fuzzy math. He knows his propagandist lies and fuzzy math would be blown out of the water and shredded to pieces so he's decided to shun any and all opposition or differing viewpoints from being discussed with him at all. So much for openness and real scientific debate eh? He seeks to 'profit' in the "billions" of dollars personally if this "sham" of a bill Cap & TAX ever passes. >> Now you know the real reason why he's hell bent on trying to get Cap & TAX passed huh. ;)

And with this latest revelation regarding the U.K. Climatic Research Unit's emails it is just mind boggling how the lame stream media continues to play dumb and the fact that our goose stepping communist leaning purported president Barack Hussein Obama is putting his head in the sand, as usual, as if nothing has happened either. I really think it is a liberal elitist "strategy" to acquire a "One World Government" system where the liberal elitists will try to control the world and the six plus billion people who live in it. If this is not a prime example of a time in our history when the good citizens of the United States of America and the world rise up to thwart this evil plan by this evil administration and others, who are in cahoots with the CRU and IPCC, I don't know what is. As you can tell, America is not going to take this lying down. Democrat Creigh Deeds recently lost in Virgina and Democrat Jon Corzine lost in New Jersey on the same night. It portends to be a very treacherous time to be a liberal Democrat in America in my humble opinion. Also, three Dems just dropped out of running in certain districts around the Country. It appears they saw the writing on the wall and they raised the white flag in surrender, knowing that if they indeed chose to run they would be sitting ducks and lose miserably anyway. Good for them. Our sights will be firmly set on 2010 and 2012 and everything in between as well I might add.

Let's throw these liberal lily-livered slime balls out on their duffs and into the unemployment lines that they've put millions of honest upstanding American citizens into over the past year since BHO took office! And see how THEY like it!! Let's take our Country back from these crooks and thugs who seem hell bent on destroying America as we know it! Instead, let FREEDOM RING! And let LIFE, LIBERTY, and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS (without Government "intrusion") shine once again in the hearts and dreams of each and every American citizen!

On the other hand, LET SOCIALISM/COMMUNISM DIE!! The sooner the better too. It's either their necks, or ours and our children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren, etc., etc. I would rather see them take the hit rather than all of America, wouldn't you? LET'S VOTE 'EM OUT!! And Big Al should take a hike as well - if he knows what's good for him.

"If you think I am in this for the money, you don't know me very well"!     roflmao..........this is the most useless, lying scumbag I have ever seen and we have a "BUNCH" of them in govt!!!!

Time to get your refunds!  Gore has cancelled his lecture just a bit ago.  Wonder why?  ClimateGate?