The global warming throng say 'the debate is over' and 'everyone knows global warming is happening'.   They're all a bunch of greedy morons.

The more I hear them speak, the more I'm convinced they're in it for the money.  Whenever they concoct their grand schemes for 'fixing' global temperatures - what do they always say they want?  Money - cargo planes full of other people's money.

If they were half as smart as they're pretending to be, they'd invent that widget to replace the internal combustion engine, and they'd do it on their own time with their own money instead of trying to steal from everyone else via corrupt politicians.

The idea that these losers have determined that the earth was, and must be, and should be forever - a balmy 70 degrees at all times - is THE dumbest, stupidest, most arrogant and moronic concept ever devised by man.  2009 - and how little progress they've made in their 'intelligence'.  All scientists have 'proved' is that they can be just as stupid today as they were when they thought the earth was flat or that voodoo was real...

"We need to factor this natural carbon absorption into our calculations and models to predict future climate change," he said in a BAS press release. 

Now? Now you want to factor it in? 21 years AFTER the global warming scare started?

This is not new. For the love of Davey Jones. Stop it.

One-celled plants, the remains of organisms that feed on them, and fecal matter sink, by force of gravity, into the deep ocean. This phenomenon was first described in the late 1800s by Harvard’s Alexander Agassiz, who referred to it as the "rain of detritus." Its effect is to pull carbon out of the upper ocean and cause it to rain down into the depths, where bacteria and other organisms metabolize and release it back into the water as CO2, enriching carbon dioxide in the deep ocean. (Either way, the chance is very small that a carbon atom in the ocean will be incorporated into organic matter or chemically combined with a carbonate cation to form calcium carbonate that will end up sequestered in sediments, where it might remain for hundreds of millions of years.) - source

Three quarters of this planet is covered in water. Now. Now you want to factor in exactly what effect this could have on long term climate?

Allow me to introduce you to a few other factors you might want to add to the climate models.

Clouds - it seems that when the oceans get warmer, the emit more water vapor that turns into clouds that block the sunshine from reaching the ocean and cool it back down.

Rotation of the earth - The earth rotates, the side facing the sun absorbs the radiation of the sun while the side facing away from the sun loses the heat it gained the previous 12 hours.

Just a few things there to add to your climate modeling there.

Now I have finally come up with the new 2009 fix for Global Warming. The JWF fix we will call it. Remember from the article I posted. Very little of the carbon that ends up on the ocean floor ends up being recycled. Here is my fix.

We take what is left over from the Stimulus money and build a giant Freeway right to the middle of the Pacific Ocean. A freeway that ends at 100,000 toilet seats. Not the toilets, just the toilet seats. We will all crap right in the ocean. All of our collective poo would sink to the bottom of the ocean where the carbon in our poo would be trapped for friggin ever.

2 fixes in 1!!!!!!! Stimulate the economy and fix global warming!!!!!!

Thank me now. The one man solution making genious. Please. Please. No more monuments to me. There is enough already.

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

The BS these folks will spew to save their jobs and/or grants is truly disgusting.

"It shows nature's ability to thrive in the face of stupidity."

Fixed it for ya!

JMHO, you understand.

If Saul Alinsky owned a news channel it would be MSNBC.  ----  Me