CBS Claims Dogs Are Killing The Planet

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You thought your car was bad for the planet?

Heck with that! Your dog is WORSE!

MUCH worse!

So claimed CBSNews.com Monday in a piece hysterically titled, "Just Blame the Dog for Environment's Ills":

So apparently Rover whizzing on the carpet isn't the worst thing he does. Not by a long shot. He's also killing the planet.

Maybe that's a little harsh. But, at the very least, he's not helping matters.

That's according to a study titled Time to Eat the Dog: The real guide to sustainable living, which finds that dogs have a greater eco-footprint than gas-guzzling SUVs. 

Robert and Brenda Vale, two sustainable-living researchers from New Zealand, authored the study, which was reviewed in the New Scientist. Their conclusions are based on the amount of resources expended to feed household pets - in a medium-sized dog's case it takes slightly more than 2 acres of land to produce the roughly 360 pounds of meat and 210 pounds of grain they consume each year.

In contrast, less than half that amount of land would be required to produce the energy to power an SUV driven a modest 10,000 miles a year, according to the study.

Missing from this CBS piece was the harsher point of this study: after you kill your dog, you should eat it.

Which raises a question that has plagued conservatives for decades: if environmentalists really believe mammals are responsible for all planetary ills, why are there any environmentalists?

Think about it. 

—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters. Follow him at Facebook and Twitter.


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Liberals are destroying the

Liberals are destroying the planet.

Agreed

To bad there isnt such a thing as "Mother Nature" because if there was she would be whipping up a virus to purge herself of these insane leftards.

This climate-condriac stuff is just getting so old, is there anything that isn't kille the planet according to these buffoons?

MY DOG ATE MY PLANET.

MY DOG ATE MY PLANET.

My karma just ran over your

My karma just ran over your dogma!

Yeh...radical

Yeh...radical environmentalism is a dog that won't hunt.

Hey Noel, I've flogged the dog-based humor thing to death, you have any more jokes? :D

'scuse me while I throw my

'scuse me while I throw my hounds in the back of my four-wheel-drive.  We're gonna go bag us a coupla tree-huggers.

They exhale pollution, you know. 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

My dog ate your environmentalist.

Environmentalists are afraid of my dog. I couldn't be a happier pet owner.

 

I really need to get a dog

I really really need to get a big dog and train it to go after the environmentalists who keep coming around each spring.

Of course, I always drive them off with my talk of Nuclear Power

Me: "What don't you support Nuclear Power?"
Freak: "But . . . but . . . but . . . nuclear waste . . . "
Me: "Just mix it with concrette, form that into bricks and stack in any unused space out west. Do you actually know how much open space there is out west ?"
Freak: "Uh . . . (starts running) Bye!"

 


خال

Why isn't nuclear power getting more love these days?

Between the dreaded carbon threat to the atmosphere (and to shorelines) and the economic threat from importing so much petroleum, not to mention the decapitation of birds by the energy propellers, you'd think there'd be a big shift on interest to nuclear power. But nope. Why not? There have not been any deaths caused by nuclear plant accidents in the West (not counting Chernobyl here). France gets 90% of its electricity from nuclear generation? Nine kilowatts out of ten from fission! And they sell some of it to other countries. Save the pooches! Save the pussies! Save the birdies! Make "nuke it in the microwave" literally true!

Yeah, right.

The treehuggers are getting too full of themselves, and it's going to hurt them. When they were protesting stuff like dumping cynide into children's swimming pools and testing bullets on kittens, they could get some sympathy and support from the public. But now they're critisizing things like eating meat, toilets that use water, toilet paper, and now pet dogs.

Not the kind of stuff that's going to make them very popular.

What about the pussies?

It's alway all about the dogs. What about the cats? Don't the wussies ever think about the pussies? Dogs. Cats. Mars. Veggies. 

WWAGD? 

I think it's horrible how

I think it's horrible how they also forget about birds.

How closed minded! 

 


خال

The Master

If dogs are destroying the planet I'm guessing that Al Gore probably owns about 10 or 12 dogs.

He bought pooper scoopers for them

He calls them "carbon offsets" and he assigned his hired help do the offsetting of the dogs' solid carbon emissions.

I'll give up Oliver when they pry him from my cold,dead fingers

I mean, the little guy weighs all of 14 lbs. soaking wet (13 after I take him out for a walk), and barely eats enough to keep a bird alive.

And I love the pic.  :-)

-Dave

Our elected representatives have failed us.  

Glory be, if you thought

Glory be, if you thought cow farts were dangerous for the environment wait till you get wind of this, Americans! I just knew that the sheer lunacy of the environmental movement would catch up with pet ownership one day. After all, dogs and cats are meat-eaters, and we now know that meat production is 'bad for the environment' so liberal doofus logic would seem to indicate that the pets that eat meat are equally bad for the environment. Soon we'll have leftists preaching to us that pets are killing the planet with whining protesters outside petshops screaming "murderers!" and Al Gore in front of the Senate Environmental committee demanding government regulation on how many pets per family Americans should own. I guarantee you this is all about pet regulation. If they can regulate how many pets we can have, I guess they think Holdren's birth restrictions wouldn't seem like such a bad idea after all. Remember, to liberals a flea is just as important on this planet as a human being. Is there no end to this freak show?

MSNBC - The Place For Lunatics

"Glory be, if you thought

"Glory be, if you thought cow farts were dangerous for the environment wait till you get wind of this, Americans! "

You mean, "downwind of this," right? 

Shower Time

Also missing from the piece was the fact that these two "sustainable living researchers" actually bothered to calculate the "eco-footprint" of hamsters! They concluded that keeping two hamsters was equivalent to owning a plasma TV. For a long time, I've believed that the environmentalists and politically correct types are constantly trying to out-do each other. When someone suggests banning soft toilet paper, another thinks, oh, I can do better than that! Let's design shower heads that will shut off after two minutes! And here's another case in point, because these two wackos also calculated the "eco-footprint" of GOLDFISH!   

Well, that's just stupid

Fish don't have feet, much less eco-feet!

"Carbon FINprint"

Heck, someone had to say it.

Finprints

If they start counting "finprints" they'll have to stop saving the whales!

Not that I ever would.

But are we heading for Cash-for-Canines? Save the planet! Trade your dog in for a free SUV! Somehow, this fetched idea doesn't seem so far these days. 

 

Hi. My name is John Q. Public, but some just call me racist.

LOL!

Just remember, the dog must be walking and have been licensed in the past year.

You have a dog?

Dogs like to fetch. 

Where can I get me one those Alpo-powered SUVs?

A year's worth of dog food requires TWICE the energy as driving an SUV for a year.

Once again, I find myself blinded by science.

My dog Jim was not amused

He hardly farts and eats only a modest share of usable acreage--or whatever these idiots are alleging. Anyhow--he does not hold grudges and says woof.

I agree!

Dogs are bad for the planet.......Socialist Dogs!  or are they "lying dogs"    "leave lying dogs lie?" lol   like owl gore, oblahma, pelooser, reid, murtha, franks...geez the list never ends!! 

Drive Away!

"In contrast, less than half that amount of land would be required to
produce the energy to power an SUV driven a modest 10,000 miles a year,
according to the study."

So until we do away with dogs, I might as well drive my big SUV as much as I feel like, right? That's the way I read it.

I would like to see an honest accounting of the CO2 generated by the far-left's idiotic forest-management policies, acceptiing for a millisecond that CO2 is in some way bad for the planet. The far-lefties would rather see a tree fall of old age, and rot on the forest floor, eaten by termites, than be preserved as a home or a piece of furniture. And worse, how much CO2 is generated by massive forest fires that result from that poor management?

Somethings I see Government doing about the Dog Problem.

We will have to down size to Environmentally Safe Smart Dogs- e.g. Chihuahua; Boston Terriers; Jack Russell Terriers; etc.

Cash for Barkers

Yap and Spay

The President will appoint a K-9 czar   

Liberalism: The haunting feeling that someone, somewhere, can help themselves.

K-9's

The government would be wise to keep their paws off my next Doberman.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Now Blonde

You know you got to run with the Pack!!! 

Liberalism: The haunting feeling that someone, somewhere, can help themselves.

If anything, this

If anything, this illustrates a significant weakness in the Democrat (and the RINO) electoral strategy of a "collection of coalitions".  At some point, disparate coalitions within the same political party have objectives that come in direct conflict with each other (think African-Americans vs. Feminists during the OJ Trial).  The Democrats got elected in 2008 in large part due to the money they received from the eco-Marxists...this means that they are pressured not only to tolerate these disgusting parasites, they are required to indulge them, as well.  The objectives of the filthy eco-Marxists have already come into stark conflict with the interests of another left-wing mob, the UAW over what types of automobile can be produced.  Now, they will inevitably clash with animal rights advocates if they continue to push this ludicrous "study".  More importantly, this situation will engage animal lovers across the political spectrum, because it pits frivolous hippie scum against treasured members of the family.  People may tolerate certain inconveniences that eco-Marxism will inevitably saddle them with, but they will not stand for pinko garbage dictating whether or not (or how many) pets they can have.  Up until recently, the Marxist intrusion on our lives was largely subtle, to the extent that nobody noticed until it was too late (the light bulb ban, fuel economy "standards", etc.)...this was by design.  But the left has learned the wrong lessons from 2008 if they think that they can now advance their totalitarian agenda all at once without massive revolt.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

you described very

you described very succinctly what an implosion looks like.  This is exactly where the D,s are headed

 

I am expecting more and more of this rhetoric to continue and by June 2010 it all be complete.

 

a Dow Jones sell down any time between now and June 2010 below  6000 area will trigger the implosion..

Heard about this on the radio a couple of weeks ago

"Missing from this CBS piece was the harsher point of this study: after you kill your dog, you should eat it."

Actually, if you read the New Scientist article they mention having a rabbit as a pet and then eating it.

The way they keep harping on the relative cost of meat production the study seems to imply that after you get rid of your pet you should become a vegan.

After we've culled the pet population.

How long until these same kooks clamor to have dogs listed on the endangered species list? 

 

Hi. My name is John Q. Public, but some just call me racist.

I wonder what PETA's reaction would be?

The only way for us to save the earth from evil, sludge-pumping humans, is by eating puppies! Of couse, I don't think I need some warmer geologist to tell me that my labrador pumps out a lot of toxic fumes...