Introducing the 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar

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The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute is now previewing its 2010 Great American Conservative Women calendar which will be available for sale on October 2.

The participants are: Kate Obenshain, Clare Boothe Luce, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Marji Ross, Bay Buchanan, Kellyanne Conway, Michele Bachmann, Carrie Prejean, Phyllis Schlafly, SE Cupp, and Star Parker.

Fox News has a slide show of the participants available here. Full size picture below the fold:


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→ Where's BKeyser

I'd include Marsha Blackburn and Sarah Palin, but I'm happy to see SE Cupp and Star Parker in the group.

Keyser might consider a calendar of Liberal women. 

ooooooo.....

ooooooo.....

Somehow I think that "ooooooo"

 

is going to lead to very interesting, as well as extremely humorous additions to the already awesome repertoire.

 

 

http://gjresult.com

 

unlike the spokeswomen for the "other side"

 this one looks like many a red-blooded American male's dreams. Tho it needs more redheads.. :)

 

WWW.GS2AC.COM. 2nd Amendment Grass Roots Action in the Bay Area, CA. We're not all "Breakfast Cereal" folks here! :)

God, Ann Coulter looks so

God, Ann Coulter looks so much like a giraffe...

→ Zippers

We know, though we don't understand, your unbridled lust for Helen Thomas.  Glad you found another pinup after Bella Abzug's death. 

Sorry, but I can't stand Ann

Sorry, but I can't stand Ann Coulter.  She just craves attention so much - I don't think she even believes half of the things she says; she's like the conservative Jerry Springer, a total shock-jock.

Doesn't believe half the things she says?

What do you think, she's saying those things just to piss off zipperheads like you? 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

MM

As they say on my Gator Boards.... +1

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

I think the judge scoring

I think the judge scoring this might be biased...

I like Coulter but I prefer

I like Coulter but I prefer the classical woman with generous curves, so Coulter is pretty much a twig.  My type of woan is considered these day to be fat and I like em that way; especially as I get older and see all my peers get older.  Looks fade but true beauty never does.

And yu're airing your feelings

for what reasons exactly?

I may have missed the part where she asked you to marry her so you could watch every move she made for the rest of your life.

Her personality and motives are in direct opposition to hillary clinton who obviously fits the description of why you aren't to sweet on Ann.

So, now I'm confused.

 

http://gjresult.com

 

Sorry, I just think she

Sorry, I just think she sucks.  Most of the posts on this site are people airing their feelings about one person or another; what, I can only air feelings about non-conservatives?

And "YOUR" opinion

has what to do with the subject of this thread?

This thread is about the choices made for normal, intelligent Ladies to grace the pages of a calendar dedicated to Conservative Ladies.

If this particular type of woman does not meet your fantasies, YOU are the only one that cares.

But, you keep hanging in there buttercup because the rest of us find your opinions to be fairly humorous, in spite of their overall uselessness.

 

http://gjresult.com

 

Yes, which is why it is an

Yes, which is why it is an opinion - my opinion.  I didn't say it to be useful.  I just can't stand the lady; why do you care anyway?

I just like pushing people out into the open.

 

Now, would you please be so kind as to explain why you demean people based on their physical attributes as opposed to commenting on why they were chosen to appear on a calender that you are not required to purchase?

 

http://gjresult.com

 

I can't stand Ann Coulter -

I can't stand Ann Coulter - I don't like the way she looks, the way she sounds, the things she says - I basically hate everything about her.  And she would probably like that, because she makes her money by deliberately pissing people off.  She has this cocky attitude, she seems to think she's always the smartest person in the room, and she's more than likely going to hell (I don't wsh that on her; that's just a prediction).  I don't have to justify my dislike for her to you or anybody.  I will continue to demean her at any opportunity I get, just like most people on this site have people they love to demean (Olbermann, Michael Moore, Obama, etc.).  Just because you have some kind of a crush on her doesn't mean that I have to say nice things about her. 

I think you are just mad...

That if you and her were the only two people in the room she would be the smartest person in the room... by a long shot! 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

Ha, well that's probalby not

Ha, well that's probalby not saying much...

I am sure she would agree

I am sure she would agree your ugly to, whinny voice, always complaining and wanting someone else to pick up the tab. Never happy about anything. Ann dont like wimps or sissys.

Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!

Ann looks like she don't

Ann looks like she don't like men either.  She also probably don't like mirrors...

→ Zippers

OK, so you know more than five words?  So what?

Your message is still the same, still lacking in substance.

That was my original knock against you.

But there I go again, judging you on the shallow depth of your sincere opinion.

Sorry, again. 

Well that's very big of you;

Well that's very big of you; I accept your apology.

ARZ, Ha Ha Ha , She has a book for you...

Take a close look at this #1 NYT BESTSELLER lololololol

Any comment on this gal?

She may sell 5 million books....

State controlled health care is Tort Reform.

I hear there are lots of

I hear there are lots of pictures for those illiterate buyers.

xoxo - Ted

Well zipper...

 

According to the list you prepared of those whom we ridicule, you demean a person with more top 10 selling books than your entire list of people you claim that we demean.

You demean winners, we demean losers.

Seems fair to me.

 

http://gjresult.com

 

Well, Jerry Springer had a

Well, Jerry Springer had a pretty popular show; American Idol is the most popular show in the country.  Selling a lot of something in America doesn't really say much about the quality of content...

→ Right Arky

It speaks to value, not quality.

Quality is a measure of goodness among like products. 

→ Zippers

It's just that we've heard "your" opinion before.

"I don't like Ann" isn't very in-depth. 

What does that mean - "your"

What does that mean - "your" opinion?  That is my opinion.  "I don't like Ann" wasn't meant to be in-depth.  Is it that suprising that some people find her revolting?

→ No Zips

But your opinion isn't fleshed out with any specifics, prompting me to conclude your opinion is only as deep as your capacity to reason.

You're doing what you can with what you've been dealt.  I shouldn't take such an elitist approach.

Please accept my apology.

Ok, be honest - replace "Ann

Ok, be honest - replace "Ann Coulter" in my comment with "Rachael Maddow" or "Ariana Huffington" and tell me that you would be having the same issues with what I said.

You'de still be a troll.

 

Gary

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine

Good one.

Good one.

Yep

You're still fun and you do have a good sense of humor, I'll give you that. : ) Thanks Zippy! I'm off to nappy land, see ya later. Have a good night!

 

Gary

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine

Same to you; actually, nappy

Same to you; actually, nappy land sounds pretty damn fine right about now.

"sorry, but"

you know the latter proscribes the former yes?  You should know this.  Especially when arguing with your significant other.  Consider this your PSA for the day ;)

Coulter does say shocking things to make certain points.  Its gets those points stuck in your head.  I'd wager her comments on mom's on welfare are still rattling around in there somewhere. The mere fact that she's made such an impression on you is a testament to that.  But she is nothing like Springer who exploited individuals (including young kids) pain and suffering and put them on parade day after day to make a buck.

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I'd put her intelligence

over yours anyday!  Don't look at her, listen to her.  Oh yeah and do you have all ten of your toes.  Does one of your toenails have fungus?  Does "least ye be judged" ring a bell?

Sorry, I don't know what

Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about - toes or something?

"lest ye be judged"

Ugh! It's bad enough the left takes that line out of context. Must our side do it too?

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

This morning Fox and Friends

This morning Fox and Friends had Madeline Albright on and for a split second I honestly thought it was Helen Thomas.  Then she said something reasonably intelligent and dispelled that notion...

conservative women

I'm all on board with this.  That's all I'm going to say.  Thank you ladies.

Well, I see by the photo

Well, I see by the photo this would bore the heck outta the National Science Foundation folks...

Dang it Keyser!

As soon as I saw "BKeyser" I jumped all over the link expecting a cool photoshop! OK, you got me that time! LOL!  : )

Gary

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine

heeheehee

You guys are so funny all the time. But I will add, these women are unique, smart, and good looking so they must be conservatives. I will buy one of these calendars for every woman I know as a Christmas present.

What month is the Bikini picture?

And can I just order that for 1/12th the price? 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

Claire Boothe Luce

Claire Boothe Luce is still alive? I think my grandfather had a Claire Boothe Luce pinup but she's still calendar material? Who knew?

Oh My Gaaaaad....

Is Ann freakishly that tall? 6' 2" ?? :p

 

She's in 3 inch heels Shy so that makes her a dainty 5'11''

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

~Nothing wrong with being 5' 11"

(She said defensively)

Don't make me loom over you......

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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MM & chose

Well then I could date her. I'm 5' 11 5/8th". If she stuck to small heels, we'd be even.

She'd need to put on a few, though.

 

~5' 11"........

And "5/8th"..

But who's counting, right? Hahahahaha!

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Chose, We guys count every fraction of an inch we can!

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

~You mean..

Like this?

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Zactlly kiddo!

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

I'm 6'2"

Does that mean I can have her!!!

Well, yeah if you "measure up" I guess...

...did anyone else hear a swooshing sound? 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

My comeback to your statement would get me banned

:-)

→ Chevy

Sheath that light sabre. 

Still 2 steps ahead of me

Still 2 steps ahead of me aren't you Cool.

 

;-)

chose

I could and should call myself 6', but I'm so honest, and annoyed that, in reality, I'm not..... quite.

Some guys my height would say 6-1... but guys do that. 

 

I'm not a guy and I round

I'm not a guy and I round up to the next inch on my height: I'm actually 5'3 1/2" but usually it's easier to say I'm 5'4".

As for Ann Coulter...she does look like she'd be pretty tall, although I don't ever recall seeing her in a full standing position other than on the picture offered here.

Correction

I'm actually 6' 1" ( had to take a quick peek at the old Drivers license) but I really don't have a problem with women who happen to be taller than me as long as she digs me it doesn't matter.

When they married, my

When they married, my mother was 5'9" and my father was 5'6".  I stopped just short of 5' 4".  :-\

I am 6' 3" so I have no fear

I am 6' 3" so I have no fear of tall women.  In fact, my wife is 5' 9"
and that was the first thing I noticed about her.  Tall women rule...

~THERE you are!!

Tall women rule...

AMEN.

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Thanks, Tom

I agree.

In heels I top 6'....always a nice place to be during a power meeting with short, bald Napoleans.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

My wife is 6' even.

 

I'll keep her around a few more years....

 

http://gjresult.com

 

So do I.  Plus wearing

So do I.  Plus wearing them adds definition to my muscular calves.

Jer

height

I love discussions about height.

 

~Now spin for momma, Jer

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Makes me dizzy, chose...

I prefer monkey dancing and dodging spittle.

Jer

But Jer,

How short is your skirt when you wear those heels?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

~Ahhhhhh

Jer is old school, like me. He knows "it is more tantalizing to conceal than to reveal."

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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The length of my skirt?

Good taste and the need to conceal my enormous member require that it extends just below the knees.

Jer

~Why, Jer

You never told me you were Scottish..

 

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Did you notice the guy in royal blue?

Now we know what PopTech has been doing since being booted from NB.

Jer

Nice!

Lowriders.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

Sorry I asked!!!

Noel should have known this thread would go OC (out of control). 

I'm going to stop now.  TMI, Jer.  But I'm SHOCKED you didn't say ankles.

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

I'm sorry I answered!

Now, why wasn't the lovely Monica Crowley part of the calendar?

Jer

True! This calendar is not

True! This calendar is not complete without Monica and Laura!

MSNBC - The Place For Lunatics

No Sarah Palin

No Sarah Palin in this Calendar so why would anyone want to buy it?  ;-)

~Right up until

They hit on you. Ugh. My response was always something along the lines of...

"Buddy, if you're looking for a challenge, join the Army." 

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Nah....Chose

Just bend over a little bit and rub their bald spot.  "How sweet, but NOT".

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

~Or

Does your momma let you out that late?

....what is this thread about, again? ;-)

 

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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If you ain't dating her

then what's your problem with anything about her?

How about slapping a pic of yourself up here so we can make unseeming remarks about you?

 

http://gjresult.com

 

Geez. Thanks a lot!!!!

Here comes another round of shameless promotion from Mr. Shy. :)

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

Well...

You replied and now I can't change it.

Poor planning on my part is gonna cause a lot of angst for other people....

I is so ashamed of my failure to see the unintended consequences of my actions.

I'm gonna go text while I'm driving on a deserted mountain road so I never again inflict others with my.....  My grandkids just walked in.....

never mind...

 

http://gjresult.com

 

What? No Dresses?

Well, they certainly look like they mean business, but I'd preferred to see at least one dress and flowers in her hair...oh well. Romantics are always getting shafted.

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Random-jumbled-thoughts.blogspot.com

She has Heels on

Road Warrior

Take my Wife, please!

Since my wife does occasionally lurks here, I'd would like to ask why my Wife isn't included in this calendar?

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Just tell her there are only 12 months in the year! :-)

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

That wouldn't work.

That wouldn't work, she'd just tell me she could be on the cover.  Heh.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

How cruel would that be...

You'd have conservative guys spending hours trying to find the other pictures of her! 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

And this would bother her, how?

And this would bother her, how?

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

ID theft!

Honey,  that wasn't me!  I didn't say that!!!  Someone stole my Identity!  Can't you see the extra space at the end of my name?

(Think she'll buy that?)

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Dude, please don't tell me

Dude, please don't tell me you married Aileen Wuornos younger sister? 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

I don't think so

I don't think so, but I will ask.

BTW, if you hear a large crashing sound, that's just the door to our bedroom being slammed in my face.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Henry R. Luce

And Henry R. Luce wants to know why his wife is in this calendar.

:(

They aren't even in swimsuits.

I can see it now...

The Liberal Women's calendar: Here are their pinups:

Rachel Madcow--ugh

Helen Thomas--(skin starting to crawl)

Janeane Garofalo-- ok, thats it, ive now lost the ability to reproduce and eat food.

 Sorry if I made anyone else cringe.

 

Let me try too!

Rachel Madcow- ick!

Helen Thomas- ick-a-saurus-rex!

Janeane Garofalo- urp!  I couldn't make it.

Gary

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine

Great Photo

Something that all girls-soon-to-be-Women can aspire to be. Strong, and intelligent with their moral feet planted squarely on the ground.This is good.

Claire Boothe Luce in Photo

Where is Claire Boothe Luce in the photo? And wouldn't she be wearing flappers?

America has never looked so

America has never looked so white. 

xoxo - Ted

Ted--

Except that Star Parker and Michelle Malkin aren't white.

That's right.  Nor is

That's right.  Nor is America 85% white. 

xoxo - Ted

Ted are we boring you or

Ted are we boring you or something? 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

 

Crap.  Busted.  xoxo - Ted

Crap.  Busted. 

xoxo - Ted

ILTK

Seriously, are you at all able to step back and see what a completely moronic statement that is?

You whine because some poster of a handful of people doesn't exactly line up numbers-wise with race statistics?

You're dripping with out-of-touch political correctness, and we're all basically laughing here.

 

Can you please name one

Can you please name one other time I've ever brought up race here?  You can do it, smartypants.

And while you're at it, explain how my initial statement is in any way whining? 

 

xoxo - Ted

Clearly it's been eating at

Clearly it's been eating at you for some time now, and you couldn't hold back any longer, or you wouldn't have brought it up here either in a thread that has zero to do with race.

But you keep telling yourself you and your fellow libs aren't obsessed with race if that's what it takes to get you through the day. 

Nice try.  xoxo - Ted

Nice try. 

xoxo - Ted

dead on accurate

 

2500 yards and right between the eyes.

And ya didn't even see it coming, did ya?

 

http://gjresult.com

 

KOTB

Don't you love liberal's obsession with who's white, black, hispanic, Asian?

 

Yes, we're obsessed with it.

Yes, we're obsessed with it.  It's all we think about.  In all of my posts on this site I've managed to bring it up, what would you say, a hundred times or so?

Or just this once? 

xoxo - Ted

Still...you did bring it up,

Still...you did bring it up, didn't you?

As I intended.  It

As I intended.  It certainly doesn't help the conservative case that the republican party isn't made up primarily of whites when they put out a calendar that is 10/12ths white.

xoxo - Ted

what "case"

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The Emperor, he has no clothes

Are you suggesting the

Are you suggesting the republican party isn't in fact made up primarily of whites? 

xoxo - Ted

are you suggesting

that despite the fact that it likely is they should have skewed it otherwise to show "diversity" and pander to people who only look for that quality in a political party?

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The Emperor, he has no clothes

I'd at the very least

I'd at the very least expected to see a Condoleezza Rice month.

xoxo - Ted

*shrug*

by your rationale of self-identification I should be very upset there are no portuguese Irish women.

Who's to say she wasn't asked in oh say...  2005.

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The Emperor, he has no clothes

kata

His/her obsession -- which, really, is some warped racism of his/her own -- continues.

 

Again, wherein lies the

Again, wherein lies the obsession?  I think the only one with an obsession here is you - with me. 

xoxo - Ted

Condaleeza may have been asked

 

But she realized that there are people like you out there.

http://gjresult.com

 

You have a point, Ted

Maybe if the Republicans shamelessly pandered to minorities more and promised to make things better for them (without actually making things better for them), they might have more non-whites...

Is that the reason?  Let's

Is that the reason?  Let's take immigration as an example.  You know why no one really wants to tackle the subject, especially those politicians who live in states with the biggest problems?  It's the alienation of those hispanic constituents whose votes they'll be losing by enforcing our immigration laws.  Now if that's not pandering, I don't know what is. 

xoxo - Ted

Sure...and the Dems don't

Sure...and the Dems don't pander to those immigrants in hopes of getting their votes someday?

But you're the one who cares about race so much...

California, Arizona, New

California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas.  The states with the biggest illegal immigration problem.  All full of dems and reps alike.  And none of them have any interest in fixing the problem.  I didn't place the blame on reps, so don't put words in my mouth. 

xoxo - Ted

→ Drupal

What do you suggest we could do to stop it (in Texas) if we wanted to? 

Aren't you building a wall,

Aren't you building a wall, Tex? 

xoxo - Ted

→ No, Drupal

If you'll check the Constitution, guarding our borders is a federal responsibility.

Don't put it past us to sue for breach of contract. 

I'm aware of that Tex.  I

I'm aware of that Tex.  I keep a pocket copy of the constitution on me at all times. 

xoxo - Ted

ILTK

You just brought it up again. You're insatiable.

Why do you CARE what our party's color/ethnic make up is? We don't, as we're color-blind. We're post-racial. Get it? No, you probably don't.

 

I brought what up again?

I brought what up again?  

And what the hell does post-racial mean?   

xoxo - Ted

1) "It certainly doesn't

1) "It certainly doesn't help the conservative case that the republican party isn't made up primarily of whites when they put out a calendar that is 10/12ths white."

You even bean-count who's who race-wise.

2) Google it yourself.

 

Are you going to answer my

Are you going to answer my question?  When, aside from this specific thread, have I ever mentioned race in my posts?  Stop making unfounded accusations unless you can back them up. 

xoxo - Ted

It never fails that some

It never fails that some mind numbed liberal like yourself would take an opportunity to race bait a calendar of women just because they're conservative.  And who gives a rat's patootie how many times you did it?  Once is surely enough, don't yah think?  Being that is your mind set it seems the only racist on here is you.  Where's the support for women being empowered by this calendar for there accompishments and not explioting their bodies in a bathing suit? (Not that I mind in some instances)  Being a so-called minority, mostly by smug liberals, I've seen your kind exploit the heck out of the black community like we can't do for ourselves.  No actual conservative has ever done that but those damn liberal socialists sure do.  That liberal progressive WEB Dubois was no friend of the black community like MLK was, who just happened to be a conservative Republican.  You may want to learn a lesson in humility.

So you want to be moronic and bring race into this.  Let me introduce you to a real race discussion and not a phony liberal one.

 

When the people fear the government it's called tyranny, when the government fears the people it's called liberty!

 Who called anyone racist,

 Who called anyone racist, a-hole?  I merely pointed out that the calendar wasn't very racially diverse, and all of a sudden I'm a racist?  Look up the definition of racism and get back to me.  Moron.

xoxo - Ted

→ Drupal

That you inspected for racial diversity says something about you, not the calendar. 

Yes, Tex, I closely

Yes, Tex, I closely inspected the photo.  I pined over it for hours before finally finding something fishy about it. 

xoxo - Ted

→ Only to find

Only to find, nothing at all.

It's really not a big thing.  I'm somewhat forgiving of liberals who don't even realize their racial biases are maligned behind their back.

Libs can't help it. 

Well I have to admit I only

Well I have to admit I only mentioned it to stir things up.  It's funny how many people shout racist at me, despite the fact that I never once accused anyone of racism, nor even used the word racist.  If that's their only defense, I'm certainly not going to lose any sleep over it. 

xoxo - Ted

sure ted

conservative's 'case' thanks you.  Whatever that 'case' might have been.

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That's what I'm here for.

That's what I'm here for.   

xoxo - Ted

I understand the Diversity Czar needs staff workers

CA is right.  You are completely oblivious.

Chose said it best below: I

Chose said it best below: I know you are but what am I?

This game of yours is getting stale. 

xoxo - Ted

mine?

I do believe you started it.  btw.  tag, you're it.

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The Emperor, he has no clothes

Iltk

"Look up the definition of racism and get back to me.  Moron."

He defined it for you. Racism = liberalism.

And by the tenor of his post, I'm assuming the poster is black. My guess is he knows more about racism than you, and he sees it in YOU. Deal with it.

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

 This game you

 This game you conservatives play.  You think someone is calling you racist, so your only response is "NO, YOU'RE THE RACIST!!!"  It happens every time.  Anyone with a brain knows what you're doing, and it's not working.  There are some obvious, true racists around here.  You might want to try calling them out for a change, although it rarely happens because it gives conservatives a bad name.

 xoxo - Ted

"you conservatives"????

I didn't call you anything. I just interpreted Gmaniac1's comment comment for you, as you evidently couldn't do so yourself.

Funny, you admit you wanted to stir things up, then get offended that things were stirred up. Huh????

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

If that's what you intended

If that's what you intended by your post, you failed miserably.  Since when does racism = liberalism?  That's the same as calling liberals racists, a completely unsubstantiated claim.   

The only thing I'm offended by here are those racists whose only defense is "I'm not the racist, YOU ARE." 

xoxo - Ted

~I know you are

But what am I?

*Weenie roast at eight, and the pillow fight starts at eleven. Don't be late, and don't forget your binkies, boys.*

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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Bikinis?  Call me old

Bikinis?  Call me old fashioned, but I still wear a one piece.  A one piece speedo! 

xoxo - Ted

~Binkies

AKA: Loveys. I forgot you're not a parent, Teddy. Yet. You'll get  the reference in a few years. ;-)

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CRAP!  I completely misread

CRAP!  I completely misread that.  I'm an a$$. 

xoxo - Ted

~In a Speedo, no less...

That high-pitched scream you hear is the lying leftist under my heel.

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ILTK

"CRAP!  I completely misread that.  I'm an a$$."

You've finally posted something I agree with. Of course, this could be your tagline. ;)

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

Iltk

If liberals can't see what liberal policies have done to black families over the past 40 years, then they are either racists, or stupid. I'll let you decide.

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

→ Unsubstantiated, Drupal?

That's your war on poverty breaking up families, promoting drug use, and skyrocketing abortion rates, especially among black Americans.

If Liberals really cared to reverse the havoc they've brought on black Americans, they would start rolling back the gravy train and start expecting self sufficiency.

But the liberal mind is so intent on buying and keeping votes, it wouldn't fathom the consequences.

You and I both know what Mr. Ranger says to the tourists as soon as they enter Jellystone Park.  You and I both know why Mr. Ranger communicates that warning.

This is a trap, Ted.  I'm ready.  I doubt you can resist.

Jellystone?  Yogi?  I'm

Jellystone?  Yogi?  I'm not falling for it.  Sorry Tex, I'll see you on the marijuana thread. 

xoxo - Ted

→ Ah! But you did!

You looked into the abyss and realized you had no explanation for what your condescending liberal ideology has wrought.

Your reaction to a very real psychological phenomenon, albeit referenced in cartoon form, was one of two possible ways you could go.

I was ready for either.

This hasty retreat was the wisest choice.

There is no retreat here.

There is no retreat here.  What people before my time did, what those politicians promoted has nothing to do with my present day racial relations.  You can blame anyone you want, you can call people racists, reverse racists, whatever you want.  I'm comfortable in my relationships with my black/white/hispanic/asian/middle eastern friends and family.  

xoxo - Ted

→ Retreat sounded!

"See you on a marijuana thread" is a retreat.

Don't worry, I won't chase after you.

Enjoy the toke thread. 

You wanna debate this all

You wanna debate this all day long, fine.  Let's keep going until the thread gets really skinny and there's only 1 word per line.  So now, continue to explain why I'm racist. 

xoxo - Ted

→ Don't have to

I'm saying liberals have a condescending racist streak.

I was only interested in making you see it.

Mission Accomplished!

In that case, (and I'm

In that case, (and I'm inserting the next word on purpose) some conservatives have a blind racist streak as well. 

Can you see that? 

xoxo - Ted

ILTK

Isn't this post exactly what you railed against above? The "so are you" defense? Ironic, ain't it?

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

→ Weak answer

I'll refer you here

ted

there's a book out there called "If America Were a Village". You should check it out.

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The Emperor, he has no clothes

Senator Byrd's white hood

Senator Byrd's white hood disagrees with you.

Coulter is the katana of conservative poltics...

...as perfectly formed as she is merciless. Not for the faint of heart or for those of delicate sensibilities.

Miss Coulter is a special Lady

 

If you can't control her, she would control you.

Why would she want a wimp in her life?

If you can control her, you ain't gonna stay because she will not be controlled.

If you are her equal then it's gonna be a fun relationship.

                                     clear up until you screw up......

 

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~WHY?!

I was about to AMEN it......

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I moved it up to the Ann

I moved it up to the Ann Coulter discussion earlier in the thread...

Is it my imagination? 

Is it my imagination?  Conservative women are singularly good looking.  By contrast, most liberal women's looks can be improved by the addition of a paper bag over their heads.

Take out Carrie Prejan and

Take out Carrie Prejan and put in Liz Cheney...

Where is Laura Ingraham? Leaving her out is like...

leaving out Rush in a list of great talk show hosts.  Jim Webster

Keyser slideshow

Here ya go folks. Definitely not my best work, but this turned out to be more difficult than I had hoped. I decided on a slideshow to parrot the Fox slideshow over an actual calendar- though I can always go back and do that later if someone would like to grace their office or Kitchen with one (lol). Alternate ideas are welcome, as always, but especially in this case.

→ Keyser! OO La La !

Miss December is quite a looker, isn't he? 

Cool~~

I was struggling to find lib women that people actually listen to, so I had to throw in a few clowns. 12 prominent Libs is about 6 too many. Whatcha think? Better as an actual calendar?

Hee Hee

You forgot Ms. Go Gata!

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

→ 12 liberals

"12 liberals" is a nice jury if you're OJ Simpson or Woody Allen. 

It also decribes a carton of cracked eggs.

As a calendar, Helen Thomas could be coming down the staircase waiting for Mr. DeMille's closeup.

BKeyser, including slobbering Bawney was nigh onto perfect.

:-) 

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

So where is Mary Katharine Ham?

Phyllis Schlafly? LOL-You have got to be kidding me.

I say boot Schaflly and replace her with Mary Katharine.

Besides, Mary K. is a follower of mine on Twitter.  :-)

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

→ Helm

Phyllis Schlafly has been fighting the fight for years.

I'd be more in favor of adding a month for Mary Katharine than bumping Phyllis. 

Cool, LOL, why not? After all, Obama added seven states.

:-)

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

Carrie Prejean

Da'yem...just da'yem.

Oink, wallow, squeal and snort.

:-)

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

→ Dave

You ain't never lied. 

I love Ann Coulter to death, but I wish she would eat more...

LOL-Hey, maybe I should invite her to a few of my killer BBQs.

:-)

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

She should hit the gym.

She should hit the gym.

I don't see Ann. I see a

I don't see Ann. I see a coat rack with black jeans.

But Conservative women are

But Conservative women are never judged by their looks, right Bal ?

→ Free

He's back into Rorschach Testing.  That's good, isn't it Doctor? 

Cool,

ROFL!

-Dave

The election of 2010 will be our last chance to save our republic. -Neal Boortz

Someone Call??

Sorry, I don't make thread calls.

Call me in the morning and, in the meantime, stay away from stained cardboard.

I think we libs must

I think we libs must either have His Oneness officially declare the "month" to hereinafter represent a single 365-day time period, or else be content with a calendar consisting of twelve separate poses by the aging, yet still quite comely, Miss Jane Fonda.

Jer

You could feature the Hanoi

You could feature the Hanoi Jane episodes.  Of course you and Duh One is all about what hanoi Jane stands for.

Thanks, Dan... for yet

Thanks, Dan...

for yet another of your consistently penetrating insights.

Jer

Jer & Dan

I was almost the boy (Hanoi's son) in this movie.

Had 2 or 3 call backs, as I recall...  

Some of us remember and want

Some of us remember and want to try her for treason.

I don't know, Free, are

I don't know, Free, are they?

Great stuff, but man, I

Great stuff, but man, I feel like I should send Ann Coulter a sandwich or something.  Such a skinny thing.

I figured also that if I wanted a "liberal women calendar", I could just buy a Playboy.  Or buy a "Girls Gone Wild" video.  Or just visit any local Planned Parenthood and see the gathering of any number of hairy-underarmed and smelly feminists.  You know.

 

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~So what you're saying is...

Women who get abortions don't shave and they smell? Fascinating.

Wonder how they got pregnant...

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"Wonder how they got pregnant..."

"Wonder how they got pregnant..."

Prolly the "men" don't either. LOL!  : )

Gary

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine

Prejean

It's nice to see that Prejean decided to keep her top on for this one.

 --Doris, East Texas 

→ Thank you Doris

Does Al Gore still fly around in that private Gulfstream?

Any new News on global warming?