Do these twits get baptized in the Potomac? 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

I hate to be a pain, but didn't we do this yesterday?

What a bunch of twits, I mean really! Who even cares what Hollyweird thinks or does.

This was released way back in January.  As I recall Mr. "Good Neighbor, Good American, Good Citizen" Ashton Kutcher within 48 hours of releasing THIS cow manure fest then videotaped himself AND put on YouTube a video of himself ranting and raving against his "a-hole" neighbor who was having home construction done and woke wittle Ashton out of his sleep.  It was such a farce and he looked so petty that every gossip site made a fool of him (exposed him as the fool he is, I might say) and he took down his little mad-dog video.

mental midgets wouldn't be enough to power a nightlight. If these idiots want to make a pledge to "serve" Obama, great, but I think it's safe to say that the vast majority of the rest of us will pass.

There is no way in Hell that I will ever make a pledge to serve Obama. Never.  

"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan

...what a bunch of cr#p.  Who wants to bet that if they did a follow-up on these ah, sort-of, ah "average Americans" that their actual results of their 'pledges' would add up to...well probably not very much.

....We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me...

...oops, shouldn't have sung that, just threw up in my mouth again...

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you can't even see the ring in Ashton Kuchie's nose that Demi Moore has installed to lead him around by.

Now sorry, but I must DARE the author of this blog to include a video showing Brad Pitt's nose ring. It would be best of all to show the video where Angelina leads Brad (by his nose ring) to Africa where he breast feeds some babies.

Noel,

This cult of personality is downright disturbing.  These shallow minded entertainment types can't begin to distinguish the seeds of tyranny. 

We live in a limited Republic, or at least what was once a Limited Republic.  No one swore allegiance to anything or anyone other than God or the United States of America in this country.  Swearing allegiance to some particular leader or even office of leader is alien to the founding principles of America.  The Oath of office taken by all members of the military and government here is to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States and by extension, the principles of liberty which gave rise to it and, which it was intended to safeguard.

These drones and their pledging.  They are fools.

I am learning Japanese.  That way I can watch movies that don't contain the weirdo's in Hollywood.  I suggest you do the same.  

... ALL ENEMIES at home and abroad.  I also pledge to FLUSH any toilet I find with urine in it ... AT LEAST TEN TIMES.

Let's add Ashton Kutcher and his mother to the list of Hollywood 'stars' that we choose to not support.

Who gathered this impertinent collection of jesters?  They aren't paid to tell me what to think, they are paid to amuse me.  I am not amused.  Execute them, then bring me some new fools.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

Here is what I pledge...to stand by people like these...also here, and rid ourselves of the enemies within doing the destroying.

You think many in La-La-Land would join?

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

 Don't they mean they pledge to be SUB-serviant
to their Messiah?

I pledge to make sure everything this man touches turns to shit (hell, he's doing a great job of that all by himself!) and make sure he's a one-term lame duck c*cksucker...

remember the pony-tailed liberal dufus who prefaced his question at some presidential debate years ago with "seeing as how the president is the symbolic father of us all..."  Rush highlighted the video back then.

Then add a shade of JFK's famous speech, "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for me".

For any youngsters, JFK was the white Obama... hehe

I pledge to do the "deuce" on that guy's head.

Sophomoric, isn't it?  But I guess that's the only way to respond to these neo-intellectuals.

I pledge to read more books and completely get away from movies.  If I do watch a movie, I pledge to watch old classics from a time when Hollywood was pro-America and anti-socialist.

Every time I look at the picture that accompanies this piece, I have to laugh. They have that contrived "This is my really serious face" look about them. 

Ashton really is as stupid as the roll he played on That 70's Show!

A liberal who is actually working and not sucking on the gov teet...must be a Republican in training.

Just wondering, how are Demi and Ashton going to end slavery?  And how's the other rocket scientist going to cure Altzheimer's.  I mean, hey if they can do these things it's pretty great.

I pledge (yes Ashton I've got one!) to support the tea parties whenever possible, I pledge to actively support a candidate in the upcoming elections who will vote along Constitutionals lines, and most importantly, I pledge to restore the Constitution to our government.

Happy now liberals?

resistance is futile?  Nah.  They tried to make the liberal message subtle.  Fail.

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We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.  ~Thomas Jefferson

Free men are servants of no one but God.

With all the millions that Hollywood types make, why don't they pledge 50% of their money to Obama and the gov't if they believe in him so much.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Ronald Reagan

This whole concept is creepy. And besides, how can I take it seriously when neither Streisand nor Oprah were included? ;)

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."

—Margaret Thatcher

to never follow Jason Bateman into the men's room. Oh, and to never watch a movie with Demi Moore in which she remains clothed.

I Pledge To Attend Every Tea Party in Morristown for 2009 & 2010

I further pledge to attend DC Tea and help shock Congress back into focus on the voters.

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media."  -- Lowell Ponte

Why don't they pledge to give all of their money (and their drugs and alcohol) to the poor and government programs and live in communes rather than multi-million dollar compounds?

Or am I being too harsh?

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Service, now where does that word come from boys and girls?

Good choice of words from the most intelligent group of peoples in any administration evah! Slaves to the state boys and girls. Submit to the state. Allah wills it. 

serve -

Main Entry: accommodate
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: perform service
Synonyms: afford, aid, arrange, assist, avail, benefit, bow, comfort, convenience, defer, favor, furnish, gratify, help, humor, indulge, oblige, pamper, please, provide, serve, settle, submit, suit, supply, support, sustain, yield 

 

Yes. Submit is a synonym. Where else have we heard that word?

 [Arabic 'islām, submission, from 'aslama, to surrender, resign oneself, from Syriac 'ašlem, to make peace, surrender, derived stem of šlem, to be complete; see šlm in Semitic roots.]
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Is·lam'ic adj.

September 11. Serve. Submit. Allah wills it.  

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

Hey...since Obama's all about redistributing the wealth, these celebs can start by giving away, say, 98% of their personal fortunes to those of us who aren't quite as wealthy.

Remember, folks, they want to serve a socialist so I say they pay up...

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam

...was something like:

"I pledge to serve the president, as did Monica Lewinsky." 

Don't be a sucker, vote Conservative!

I don't see what all the fuss is about. Celebrities do PSA's all the time, about the same issues the celebrities "pledged" to in this PSA. I would understand the outrage if the celebrities said 'you should pledge to do _______.' But none did, they didn't tell anyone you should pledge to stem cell research, or autism, or anything, they all asked what will you pledge. What is wrong with that?

 "Isn't a form of government wherein citizens serve their leaders anything BUT a democracy?" How about you ask that question when it goes to congress, or becomes mandatory, this is a PSA, not policy. 

99% of what is said on the PSA no one should have a problem with, but it is the one line, the three seconds of the 4:00 minutes the "I pledge to be a servant to our president." Again they didn't say 'you should be a servant to our president'.

 And the "semi-accurate" link was stupid, especially the part that  went as follows "Natalie Portman, I think, possibly after a weekend oxycontin bender" 

Natalie Portman has been a role model her whole life. She has never had any drinking or drug problems, she left acting to go to Harvard where she graduated with a degree in psychology, then went to study at the Hebrew university of Jerusalem, and speaks multiple languages. 

I pledge to savagely berate the next intentionally unemployed filthy stinking of patchouli hippy I see with a Che t-shirt or a HOPE! bumpersticker. Furthermore, I swear to so traumatize him/her w/ my righteous anger that they rush home to call their (unfortunate) parents to ask for money & to complain about "some real old dude hasslin' me man..."

I pledge allegiance to President Barak Husein Obama the president of the United Socialistic States of America and to the Federal Socialistic programs for which he stands, visibly dividing all who oppose him from our society without impunity, and injustice for only those who will not bend their knee.

"A man who doesn't borrow from the brains of others proves he has no brains of his own."  CH Spurgeon

stick with stripes or solids.

And Anthony Kiedis is the poster child for tattoo-poisoning.

We must obey

Resistance is futile 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5L4k9gKgs

                 I won't try to speak for these two idiots. I pledge allegiance to the flag. The president is our servant.