I like how he keeps looking back to his left even after that teleprompter bit the dust.
This guy's a joke...I can't believe comedians and talking heads haven't just pounded him into oblivion about his unprecedented overuse of teleprompters....it's beyond ridiculous. When he speaks off teleprompter he's a below average orator full of stammering and um's and ah's.
I hope the shine wears off this guy soon and people begin to see him for the empty-suit he really is. I'm afraid the media won't wake-up until he drives this country further and further into the ground and into devastating debt and deficits and our dollar below the Mexican peso.
First his economic policies and now this...hoo boy.
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
"DearLeader's" Telepromptor (TOTUS), forced to become involved in endless sessions of dis-information and deception has sadly reached it's "Breaking Point" In a dramatic act worthy of ancient Samuari, TOTUS committed 'Seppuku' so as to save face, and restore personal honor...
This is very suspicious. Is it Obama's Vince Foster moment?
Unconfirmed reports say TOTUS was writing a tell-all book and that he was taken out by a CIA assassination squad on the direct orders of Rahm Emmanuel and Nancy Pelosi.
seemed to be causing him issues, he would turn to the left where the prompter fell and have to quickly look back to the right for more words. It looked like he was doing a bad Stevie Wonder impression...
...how about we have a recall vote on Senator/Congressperson so and so....
one of the first posts I noticed was the question, with the public so
use to bobbleheadbama will they be able to get use to him only looking
right whenever he speaks from now on?
Then I saw this and the first thing I thought of was, the new owner of GMC, would you buy a car from this man?
God, do I hate that "guys" crap. He's the POTUS, not a middle schooler, for crying out loud. Does any member of Congress (even the retards) talk like that?
"Guys, I'm here today to ask you to declare war on ____________."
Even the overworked, exhausted teleprompter couldn't handle the B.S. it was feeding to The One. R.I.P., dear teleprompter. You lived a short but full life.
Barry will quickly designate a telprompter czar. The czar will immediately promote Tele Jr. to head prompter.
TOTUS, in it's last will and testiment, left it's "spin-chron", "lie-cloak" and "uh, hmm, huh eraser" to Tele Jr.
It's will also went on to give Mega-Prompter the following message: "Kiss my power supply fat boy!"
TOTUS' funeral will be attended by family and close friends, including Chavez, Ahmadinejad (in addition to a possible "Weekend at Bernie's" type visit from Castro and Kim Jong Il)
Taxes will be accepted in leiu of, well, anything else.
Is anyone surprised that the TOTUS fainted? It's been worked to death since before its owner was sworn in! I think someone should take a serious look at the teleprompter labor laws to see if Obama is liable in this case.
In a surprise move this afternoon, police announced the arrest of Dr. Richard Kimble on suspicion of murder in the mysterious death of TOTUS.
As he was being taken into custody, Kimble was heard to shout to reporters "It wasn't me. It was the one armed man."
A White House source commented that under Obama's healthcare plan, one armed men wouldn't have to wait more than five years to be fitted with a prosthetic mahogony arm with attached hook.
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July 14, 2009 - 00:46 ET by gopcongressJust went to check up on the poor ol' piece of hardware. He's ok...
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Yep, TOTUS is toast
July 14, 2009 - 01:45 ET by R D HelmLet's all just hope this is a harbinger of things to come:
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"Obama's health care 'reform' plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof." - Herman Cain
What A Joke!
July 14, 2009 - 01:48 ET by RpeggioI like how he keeps looking back to his left even after that teleprompter bit the dust.
This guy's a joke...I can't believe comedians and talking heads haven't just pounded him into oblivion about his unprecedented overuse of teleprompters....it's beyond ridiculous. When he speaks off teleprompter he's a below average orator full of stammering and um's and ah's.
I hope the shine wears off this guy soon and people begin to see him for the empty-suit he really is. I'm afraid the media won't wake-up until he drives this country further and further into the ground and into devastating debt and deficits and our dollar below the Mexican peso.
First his economic policies
July 14, 2009 - 01:53 ET by RR GOPFirst his economic policies and now this...hoo boy.
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
TOTUS could no longer be a part of the LIES....
July 14, 2009 - 02:21 ET by AMR1960"DearLeader's" Telepromptor (TOTUS), forced to become involved in endless sessions of dis-information and deception has sadly reached it's "Breaking Point" In a dramatic act worthy of ancient Samuari, TOTUS committed 'Seppuku' so as to save face, and restore personal honor...
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Long Live...THE REPUBLIC !
Nice cover for the Won
July 14, 2009 - 02:39 ET by acumenby the CNN talking head; "We've all had that happern, right Wolf."
Yeah, the establishment media takes pride in being one with the Won.
Appears there was too much pitch applied. And the telepromter was set at a very sharp angle too.
Obama Lied. Totus
July 14, 2009 - 04:42 ET by Jack BauerObama Lied. Totus Died.
This is very suspicious. Is it Obama's Vince Foster moment?
Unconfirmed reports say TOTUS was writing a tell-all book and that he was taken out by a CIA assassination squad on the direct orders of Rahm Emmanuel and Nancy Pelosi.
the loss of one side of his brain
July 14, 2009 - 05:30 ET by spmcintyreseemed to be causing him issues, he would turn to the left where the prompter fell and have to quickly look back to the right for more words. It looked like he was doing a bad Stevie Wonder impression...
...how about we have a recall vote on Senator/Congressperson so and so....
thanks for the laugh
July 14, 2009 - 05:41 ET by red_dragon311thanks for the laugh this moning
FINALY A REAL CANDIATE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!
http://zod2008.com/index.htm
I have often wondered
July 14, 2009 - 06:01 ET by MOONSTRUCKwhen soros inputs the words into the prompter? Just moments before he speaks or days in advance?? hmmmmmm
TOTUS interuptus...
July 14, 2009 - 11:44 ET by upcountrywaterReagan VS Liberalism
poetry in motion
July 14, 2009 - 06:41 ET by Catherwooddramatic symbolism which foreshadows the rest of his administration. It is we who will be left to clean up the broken glass.
Lets smash the other
July 14, 2009 - 07:09 ET by kangarooLets smash the other prompter, that should keep Baz quiet for awhile, ha ha that cracks me up (pun intended)
After been overworked, the
July 14, 2009 - 07:19 ET by kangarooAfter been overworked, the TOTUS finally cracked under pressure, they swept him away to the looney bin.
...
July 14, 2009 - 07:47 ET by dervishIt ain't the age, it's the mileage...
That was the same sound made as when his mother...
July 14, 2009 - 07:52 ET by JTPwas thrown under the bus. Though, this, I truly believe was suicide.
"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem
In a post fall interview,
July 14, 2009 - 07:56 ET by nadadhimmiIn a post fall interview, the TOTUS was quoted as saying; "I just couldn't take it anymore, I lied, and Capitalism died"
The word
July 14, 2009 - 08:04 ET by general company"Economy" brought down TOTUS? Omen anyone?
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
I found this at Drudge last night and
July 14, 2009 - 08:19 ET by RD Kingone of the first posts I noticed was the question, with the public so
use to bobbleheadbama will they be able to get use to him only looking
right whenever he speaks from now on?
Then I saw this and the first thing I thought of was, the new owner of GMC, would you buy a car from this man?
http://sondrak.com/images/uploads/urinal_prompter.jpg
"No Recovery until Nobama!!!!!" me and at least 59,934,786 other Americans.
"Sorry about that, guys"
July 14, 2009 - 11:00 ET by SickofLibsGod, do I hate that "guys" crap. He's the POTUS, not a middle schooler, for crying out loud. Does any member of Congress (even the retards) talk like that?
"Guys, I'm here today to ask you to declare war on ____________."
Owned The Rocky Mountain
July 14, 2009 - 11:07 ET by wiwfOwned
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
The Truth Is..
July 14, 2009 - 11:32 ET by northoneEven the overworked, exhausted teleprompter couldn't handle the B.S. it was feeding to The One. R.I.P., dear teleprompter. You lived a short but full life.
Teleprompter...
July 14, 2009 - 12:32 ET by Six String SpiffMust have been made by a Union member.
Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily.
LOL...negotiations must not
July 14, 2009 - 13:26 ET by bigtimerLOL...negotiations must not have gone their way.
Teleprompter went on strike.
Guess Scabs will have to be replacements for now.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
July 14, 2009 - 13:03 ET by jessieHThe president has died! long live the teleprompter!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama lies...Teleprompter
July 14, 2009 - 13:07 ET by bigtimerObama lies...Teleprompter dies.
Even a machine couldn't take it anymore.
Rush has been having fun with this too this morning.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
TOTUS has passed!
July 14, 2009 - 13:18 ET by RukusBarry will quickly designate a telprompter czar. The czar will immediately promote Tele Jr. to head prompter.
TOTUS, in it's last will and testiment, left it's "spin-chron", "lie-cloak" and "uh, hmm, huh eraser" to Tele Jr.
It's will also went on to give Mega-Prompter the following message: "Kiss my power supply fat boy!"
TOTUS' funeral will be attended by family and close friends, including Chavez, Ahmadinejad (in addition to a possible "Weekend at Bernie's" type visit from Castro and Kim Jong Il)
Taxes will be accepted in leiu of, well, anything else.
Gary
I want my country back!
TOTUS'S headstone being carved
July 14, 2009 - 13:29 ET by Jack BauerNo flowers. Donations to "The Aged Teleprompter's Retirement Castle"
His headstone will read
Is anyone surprised that the
July 14, 2009 - 13:31 ET by suzycreamcheeseIs anyone surprised that the TOTUS fainted? It's been worked to death since before its owner was sworn in! I think someone should take a serious look at the teleprompter labor laws to see if Obama is liable in this case.
D.C. Police arrest suspect in TOTUS death
July 14, 2009 - 13:43 ET by Jack BauerIn a surprise move this afternoon, police announced the arrest of Dr. Richard Kimble on suspicion of murder in the mysterious death of TOTUS.
As he was being taken into custody, Kimble was heard to shout to reporters "It wasn't me. It was the one armed man."
A White House source commented that under Obama's healthcare plan, one armed men wouldn't have to wait more than five years to be fitted with a prosthetic mahogony arm with attached hook.
LMAO... Jack...Priceless.
July 14, 2009 - 13:48 ET by bigtimerLMAO...
Jack...Priceless.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Teleprompter 'collapse'
July 14, 2009 - 14:11 ET by metaphorsbwithuGee, did Pres. Obama nationalize the teleprompter manufacturing industry too?
Oh, well, anytime the government gets involved in the private sector ...
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