...as it appears what comes out of his mouth nowadays bypasses his brain altogether.

Which, of course, leads to an interesting question...

-Dave

Obama's health care "reform" plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof-Herman Cain

Doesn't baffle my mind...these are perfect examples of the reasons I don't care for Letterman and never have...nor will I ever.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

They won't know they are at the bottom till they are there. 

Lady's don't cavort with such low-lives...

What's really funny (unlike Letterman) is that CBS has recently been advertising him as some important phenomenon in broadcasting, as if he's a socially relevant commentator instead of the also-ran entertainer he tries to be.

Letterman has lost it. Carson had enough foresight to know that Letterman didn't have the class to do the Tonight Show. I'm sure in Letterman's mind he thinks he is funny, but nowadays he just comes across as an angry old man. Whether it's Palin, or some other negative point of view of his, all he can do is get mean and nasty about it. He may try to defend it as satire, but we can all see it's just the lashing out of a bitter old man trying to find something that will make him relevant. It's pitiful.

GOD I hate myself for actually liking this failed-abortion back in high-school and even in college.  I used to think he had a sharp wit about him.  Maybe it was only because I was young and stupid.

The Top Ten Reasons I Did Not Marry the Mother of My Bastard Spawn:

(here's a start) 

 10. I am a complete narcissist and have no regard for anyone but myself.

9. I am a moral reprobate.

8. I pretend to be a compassionate liberal, but am really a nasty, hateful, small little twerp.

7. I don't believe in "doing the right thing."

6. While I am not literally a bastard like my son, I am a  bastard in the figurative sense.

When anyone has to resort to making Palin jokes or use her as the butt of their comments, it is a sure sign of desparation and that their own importance has reached the low end of the pool. That other jackass that was on the Today Show, somethin the other Nice, whom I have never heard of either, was going after the mouth breeders in the audience laughs. Letterman has been a world class jackass for decades, has never been funny in my mind and now is just a pathetic has been who probably has fewer viewers than Rachel Madcow. I sleep well at night knowing that what goes around, comes around. Dave has got a lot of **** coming to him.

I switched the channel after the "joke" about Palin's daughter. The trouble is, in my city, the best local news is on the CBS affiliate. Most time I remember to flip the channel after the news, but sometimes it takes a gross remark (like the one about Palin's daughter) to remind me. I really dislike that man. He went from funny/amusing to outright obnoxious and mean around the time he was trying to woo Oprah Winfrey to his show.

I didn't leave the Republican party, they kicked me out.

Letterman's shelf life was up years ago. His mean-spirited "humor" is like shaking up a carton of long spoiled milk, expecting it to somehow taste fresh and delicious.  

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Top ten from a more famous politician's recent trip to NY... (patterned after the original Palin list)...

10. Visited New York landmarks he once thought were in one of the other 57 states.

9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners visiting from the fly-over states.

8. Laughed at all the peasants scurrying about as they buzzed ground zero.

7. Keyed Rush Limbaugh's car.

6. After a wink and a nod, snorted down a kilo of crack.

5. Made a coat out of aborted fetus pelts.

4. Bowed to Regis, having mistaken him for a visiting Mullah.

3. Had a bad case of "teleprompter envy" after seeing the scrolling marquee in Times Square.

2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update Michele's "angry militant" look

1. Especially enjoyed getting a butt kissing from Letterman.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Listen to David Letterman call Sarah Palin a slut; and then listen to Sarah’s gracious dismissal of David Letterman.

Ha!  By the way she lives and talks Sarah convicts Dave thoroughly.

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.

Letterman had more maturity and class as a young comedian and host of his late show than he does now. In fact, he is now scum, turning ad hominem attacks into "jokes" in order to vent the hatred he feels for his opponents, and tickle his packed audience in the studio.

I'm sure he's the toast of the Manhattan liberal crowd, and he revels in the swill of it all, but he has become a dirty old man in the truest sense.

So now Letterman has a child.  I wonder how he'll feel in 12 or 13 years when his child does something stupid and he's ridiculed all over the major networks.  Oh wait, he's a liberal, his son's mistakes will be forgiven.  Also, Letterman will probably think it's cool if his son impregnates some girl.  Get him off the air already.

When he was on NBC. It was so funny and original. The thing that was great about Dave back then was that he intentionally defied convention. His show was like a little clubhouse and it was hilarious. Then he moved to CBS, started to read the clippings about how great he was, and decided everything that came out of his mouth was profound and important. It's the classic co-option of success. He believes all he has to do is open his mouth and the world stops to listen. I stopped watching long ago and will never watch him again. He's an egotistical fool. He's not even a liberal. He's too stupid to even know what he is.

Could you be any more of a little prick, Dave?

Pot shot to the daughter, and then you cap it off with this?

Can't expect anything better of ya....................low.

You gotta feel sorry for the guy. When confronted a by boorish egomanical neurotic we can esacpe, he is stuck.

I stopped watching Letterman years ago, always hoped he would return to comedy some day.

Well, if Letterman's son gets in trouble in kindergarten for talking like a sailor and disrespecting women, the teachers will know where he gets it. 

I read some of the comments I can't add to them really. I once was a huge fan of Lettermans. Now I have nothing but contempt for this man. What a toady he's become. What he says is egregious, but it also shows that Sarah Palin is really worrying some important left wingers.

Thats a good sign.

"Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her 'slutty flight attendant' look"

Um, pardon me, but doesn't this strike anybody as a tad bit sexist?

Now, don't get me wrong: I'm not exactly a member of the new-left PC-police, and I don't necessarily think that Letterman crossed any lines just because he aimed a jab toward a woman.  But then again, I also didn't think that Imus should've lost his job (and, FWIW, I wasn't any fan of his either).

The problem I have is the blatant double-standard in the pop-media.  And I do mean blatant.

The problem I have is with someone like Letterman, like so many other biased, run-of-the-mill, out-of-the-closet limosine-liberals, being an utter hypocrite.

"Let's wrap him up, alright?" -- Keith Olbermann

Liberal tolerance on parade

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Re: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20267488,00.html

I'm not totally with the Bill Paxton comparison, she looks a bit like David Duchovny after a rough night as well.

2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her "slutty flight attendant" look.

Since when are flight attendants slutty looking? Isn't that insulting to flight attendants?

If he ever dares to set foot on an airplane from now on, I hope every flight attendant he encounters drops hot coffee in his lap.

Perhaps we're at a stalemate. No one can prove without a doubt that Letterman meant Willow. No one can prove without a doubt that he didn't mean Willow. Which leaves us all with our own personal opinions.